I played this song loudly for my neighbor while I was being tied up and spanked. My neighbor practiced the saxophone to try to cover up the noise. So, imagine this song with a saxophone backtrack.
"it only means her nipple plants are on a little tight". i like the raunchiness, but the standard vaudville... ? what do i know, you guys are talented for sure, good luck.
@tomitstube lol ya but what fun would that be? I just convinced my room mate to drunk dial his girlfriend and a half dozen other people. Outcome was pretty entertaining considering I had nothing better to do.
I wanna see these guys in concert, especially if they do "Fist Me This Christmas" (The first song of theirs I heard), but its too bad I don't live in Canada...
I met them at Darklady's Masturbate-a-thon last May (2008) and was fortunate enough to see their sound check during the day, their show during the evening and spend time with both of them throughout the event.
They're an incredibly fun, really intelligent [and, yes, highly perverted] couple and if you ever have a chance to catch them live, I don't care if they're playing 200 miles away from you, trust me, it's worth the drive.
And we'll say hi there we're your kinky neighbours, it's great that you came by to see the pad. Hi there we're your kinky neighbours, how lovely that you brought your mom and dad. Won't you step in and have a gin and tonic, we'll mix it up and serve it in a nice colonic, hi (hi) we're your kinky neighbours, and we know how to treat our neighbours right. Have you met our friend Horatio, he's gifted at fellatio but Geraldine's a top and somewhat frigid.
If you should be awakened by some screaming late at night,
it only means their nipple clamps are on a little tight
so hi, hi, we're your kinky neighbours, and we know how to treat our neighbours right - hi, hi, we're your super-duper kinky neighbours, and we know how to treat our neighbours right - hi!
Think that's all accurate, it's just from listening to it myself, nothing official.
We want you to be OUR neighbors!!!!!!!!!
haightangela 1 week ago
I found this on accident and boy am i happy
greenhornet585 6 months ago 2
Hello, neighbor.
anewkindofangel 10 months ago
I played this song loudly for my neighbor while I was being tied up and spanked. My neighbor practiced the saxophone to try to cover up the noise. So, imagine this song with a saxophone backtrack.
extravagantamoeba 1 year ago 5
"it only means her nipple plants are on a little tight". i like the raunchiness, but the standard vaudville... ? what do i know, you guys are talented for sure, good luck.
tomitstube 1 year ago
@tomitstube I think that's nipple clamps
kidkhorne 1 year ago
@kidkhorne ~ lol, of course you're right, remember... don't drink (and toke) and type.
tomitstube 1 year ago
@tomitstube lol ya but what fun would that be? I just convinced my room mate to drunk dial his girlfriend and a half dozen other people. Outcome was pretty entertaining considering I had nothing better to do.
kidkhorne 1 year ago
@kidkhorne ~ yeah, it's always better when you can convince someone else to do it. it would appear this wasn't my only incoherent comment that night.
tomitstube 1 year ago
I was at a kinky camp weekend and a bunch of us started singing this ;p
mythagone 1 year ago
Love it!!!! lOl
sedextria 1 year ago
Damn, the 2008 party was the first one I missed!
PoppRocks 1 year ago
My boyfriend and I figure that we'll be the "kinky neighbors"
hopefully our neighbors won't mind :)
DrainXXXLove 1 year ago
I think I should show my house mate this. :p
JustGinny89 1 year ago
"How lovely that you brought your mom and dad!"
XD
TheInnerSanctuary 1 year ago
FanTAStic!!! *grins* Thanks for sharing. :)
JejeM78 2 years ago
Love these guys.
More , please!!!
Apashiol 2 years ago
They are hilarious!
I love them!
Piper259 2 years ago
I wanna see these guys in concert, especially if they do "Fist Me This Christmas" (The first song of theirs I heard), but its too bad I don't live in Canada...
Wuzzup222 2 years ago
I never get tired of listening to these two.
ratuse 2 years ago 2
Great live show. Definitely worth seeing.
HeartOfWillow 2 years ago
i saw them in concert
firewolf222 2 years ago
That's awesome!!!!
daisydaly712 2 years ago
I want them to be my neighbours.
klagge 2 years ago 3
Can you be my neighbours? :D
queerDIYguy 3 years ago 32
Oh my god. This performance was PERFECT! :D hahahahahahah. I just had to watch it 3 times in a row. amazing. :D
fuduzan5562 3 years ago
"Hi there, we're your kinky neighbors; thank you so much for calling the police."
ROFL!!!
thegreatlordkaiser 3 years ago 4
I met them at Darklady's Masturbate-a-thon last May (2008) and was fortunate enough to see their sound check during the day, their show during the evening and spend time with both of them throughout the event.
They're an incredibly fun, really intelligent [and, yes, highly perverted] couple and if you ever have a chance to catch them live, I don't care if they're playing 200 miles away from you, trust me, it's worth the drive.
DeciusDoom 3 years ago 17
what site did u get this from
dancecreature 3 years ago 2
Hi there
Is there anyone who has the lyrics? I'm not able to understand every word- and this time google isn't very helpfull.
thx!
Gwenyvere88 3 years ago
What are you stuck on?
srbechtel 3 years ago
It happens fairly often, when we get to getting off,
and then a soft and tender thud comes through the wall.
We know that they can hear us - it's their little way to cheer us on,
since they apparently have no sex at all.
We suspect that they're a little shy,
yes that must be the reason why
they never seem to look us in the face.
We'll have to have a do
where we invite them over to
get to know us in a confidential way.
kemeniel 3 years ago 3
kemeniel 3 years ago 3
I see you have a massive fist, are you a sado-masochist?
If so Manuel can handle up to 20 inches!
Hi there we're your kinky neighbours,
thank you so much for calling the police.
Hi there we're your kinky neighbours,
they've learned to show up with their truncheons greased.
kemeniel 3 years ago 4
If you should be awakened by some screaming late at night,
it only means their nipple clamps are on a little tight
so hi, hi, we're your kinky neighbours, and we know how to treat our neighbours right - hi, hi, we're your super-duper kinky neighbours, and we know how to treat our neighbours right - hi!
Think that's all accurate, it's just from listening to it myself, nothing official.
kemeniel 3 years ago 3
Aw, that's so sweet of you to post them all.
TheStrawberryThief 3 years ago 3
Thanks kemeniel!
Now there are even some lyrics at lyricswiki!
Gwenyvere88 2 years ago
They are great!
crueldarknight 3 years ago 5
Thank you for posting this.
SRebecca71 3 years ago 5