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  • I still hold the opinion she is probably filthy in the bedroom.

  • fuccin devils incarnate the lot of em...DIEE

  • this is simply the worst thing ever to transmit on UK television

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  • this is what's wrong with the UK and everything in the Uk is going all gay like this advert. i can't explain my mindset all i know is in the last 2 - 3 years everything seems like women made it in this country. all ad's seem to have been written by women, even the one's aimed at men. men have gotten very subservative a metrosexual too. boots has gone from a family company to a womens only company.... again i can't fully explain my mindset and i don't want to argue with anyone

  • I think everyone who is in adverts are actors, aren't they? Something to do with the actors' union Equity.

  • @IzzyDuc are they actors? sorry, must have mistaken them for cunts

  • I thought the whole point of this advertising campaign was to use Halifax employees? The bloke in this advert is an actor. He has done loads of adverts. He was in those annoying pringles commercials in the mid 2000's where a load of friends make eachother laugh by sticking pringles in their arses.

  • WE WANT HOWARD BACK! >:(

  • I love this so so so much!

  • I actually miss howard.

  • This has to be the best advert for deterring anyone to start banking with them. How can people trust their money with this bunch of wankers

  • This is an absolute holocaust

  • You're lucky - I used to have to work with these c*nts.

    They're real Halifax employees, did you know that ?

  • @howler95uk No they're not, that dude acted in the Doctor Who episode, 'blink' nice try haha ;)

  • @howler95uk Actually the bloke in this advert is an actor. Halifax cheated for some reason. He's done pringles adverts too.  I hate these adverts. So annoying.

  • cringe.

  • What's the song really called

  • @9009649 ICE ICE BABY, BY VANILLA ICE :)

  • PUNCHA PUNCHA ?

  • should of kept howard.....................

  • @louis27195 Should have NEVER made ANY adverts in the first place.

  • By the beard of Christ, I hate that woman so much, I want to violently shit my bastard self.

    But I've never wanted a woman more.

    I like to imagine her doing that head movement thing WITH HER PUCKERED LIPS CLAMPED AROUND MY COCK FROM THE TIP TO THE HILT!

  • is it bad that i actually want to kick this woman in the cunt? ild rather listen to swagger jagger!

  • When I see this advert I think of fire, screaming and post-nuclear landscapes. It makes me long for death's icy embrace and an eternity in endless, unknowable limbo. It's an awfulness so deep and broad it's like some abstract notion of evil; the merest hint of which is so fundamentally disturbing it would drive kind, sane men to murderous havoc. It makes me want to kill.

    It makes me vomit, spasm uncontrollably and punch myself in the face. If we can survive this, we can survive anything...

  • You absolute bastards.

  • Why doesn't someone baseball bat that stupid woman.

  • @midianholic because you would rather shag her instead!

  • @midianholic I agree with you. Dreadful advert.

  • I live in Halifax:D

  • Before they start (not very well) running a radio station they should try running a building society properly.

  • @mandolemite in what way is it not run properly?

  • @rainxxxx Radio stations are meant to entertain people. From what I can gather from the comments shown they seem to be irritating most people.

  • @mandolemite yes the commercial does but you were sayin the building society wasnt run properly

  • @rainxxxx According to the Daily Telegraph the Financial Ombudsman Service found that the Lloyds Banking Group (of which the Halifax is a part) had the most complaints of all the big British banks in the 1st half of 2010.

    Whilst I never had any problems with the Halifax, a lot of the good people on this site say that they have, along with complainants on other financial sites. At the least this implies that there is room for improvement and that it is not being run as properly as it could be.

  • @mandolemite you could say that for all banks, halifax is supposed to be a good BS, I was thinking of switching over to them

  • @rainxxxx Like I say I never had any complaints about their service (albeit it was over twenty years ago). Other people seem to have had though. Having said that though, I was with the Bradford & Bingley and Abbey National until they were taken over by Santander. Then they became crap almost overnight. So yes you could probably say that about just about all of them. Good luck if you do. Whatever their service is like though I hate the above advert with a passion.

  • this is a massive insult to anyone who has ever worked in radio.

  • Not only are they f**king us all over, they are also making crap adverts about it.

  • its 0.13 to 0.15 thats especially nauseating

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  • it's not the jedward version. i'm happy.

  • One of those funny but slightly creepy moments. She has that slightly off beam look in her eyes.

  • I love this! XD x

  • I would have been more impressed if Sir Fred Goodwin had been doing the head waggling to the Vanilla Ice ditty rather then some paid actress pretending to work for Halifax. it would have been more honest, if they really cared. At least you know where you are with Sir Fred, He thinks his customers are all wankers ripe for Milking. I love honesty from Management even retired management on large golden goodbyes. Fred loved to Ice his customers and the taxpayer

  • Fuck off halifax..cum sponging twats

  • Yupp! Banking aint like it was in the 80's! hahahahaha

  • I seem to be the only one who didn't cringe or feel embarrassed... I liked it

  • @TheDayGamers it has a ring to it, it wasnt that bad it made sense, a lot of people have miserable tunnel vision and they wouldnt know a good advert if it slapped them in the face!

  • The dubstep version is better xD

  • Nevermind waterboarding terrorists, just play them this fucking advert on a 24-hour loop. They'd be ripping their own eyeballs out to stuff in their ears!

  • @rick694uk They are cheating lying scum. I have a mortgage with these people. Look at the small print and never trust the Halifax.

  • I felt it got better toward the end. Awesome love story with tons of intrigue. A++++ Was much better than Avatar. thanks. .

  • The amount of embarrassment and cringeworthiness is infinite 

  • @clazzyfree1

    Indeed... lol

  • ok i hated that advert on tv now its on utube damn i hate the buisseness halifax

  • My mum and I were watching this the other day. As soon as it came on, she started saying, 'I'd poison her, shoot him, stab that guy in the background and drop an Atom bomb on the building they're in" XD

  • @ADEMruinedmylife909 your momma is beastly 

  • @calzagheisthebest lol, just don't fuck with Glaswegian nurses! >:-)

  • @ADEMruinedmylife909 lol i won't

  • id fucking stab that bitch

  • je deteste this fucking advert, id love to slap her stupid face

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  • what a pair of fucking wankers she's a minger

  • @boswell3785 Yeah, thats right the very world famous....Fliss..WALTON ?? ; I only know John Boy Walton

  • @so535qf Fuckin' right ! ; I can see her making that face as she sits on top of me and slides up and down

  • make it stop!

  • She looks dirty.....

  • She needs a slap in the face.

  • @SanBeanzie Nah, I know what she needs

  • Totallly cringeworthy. Makes me reach for the remote even faster than Jeremy Kyle.

  • titfuckwankwankwank

  • One of the best adverts out there - simple and hilarious - lighten up.....

  • @blundez

    You work for the Halifax right?...

  • She's cute

  • @miahk2

    Cute?... more smug and annoying to me... each their own...

  • I would rather eat one of my mother in law's stinking nutty shits after she'd been to the bingo with her mates than bank with the Halifax.

    The Halifax go from strength to strength with their adverts, I honestly puked up when I saw the last one with the little chinese guy singing like his bollocks had been electrocuted and Howard pretending to ride a fucking surfboard, but this advert surpasses the lot of them.

  • apparently they're carrying on the rap theme. the next ad will be a KRS1 homage, "whoop! whoop! that's the sound of life insurance and critical illness cover"

  • I youtubed this just to register my abhorrance that this advert was ever produced. I will never bank with Halifax.

  • Of course the advert is despicable, but I'm pleased to see that people here are at least abusing, it by talking about cumming on the ladies face etc. etc., good stuff.

  • Hate the advert with a passion but the ISA ISA bird has very round tits which I would happily wank over.

  • Halifax sucks. Their adverts suck

  • DISGUSTING. Those involved with this should be sexually humiliated on TV until they cum blood. The idea of ZANY people in finance? Real cute-These vampires have brought civilisation to its knees...REVOLTING!

  • if she did that infront of me id cum all over her face and big tits

  • the woman in the advert is alice pennel she is an actress from leeds

  • I would flat out punch this woman in the face!

  • Wats the name of song and by who

  • nice girl, kinda cute

  • People that come on hear just to slogan

  • The bloke wearing the pink jumper on the left, is there something wrong with his neck?

  • @MOSTechnology Like that! Very witty!

  • absolutely echo what kaliberking said.

  • I LOATHE THIS ADVERT!

  • I have lost at least 10 minutes of my life today, watching this truly atrocious, appalling advert!!

  • I would love to smash that womans head in with a claw hammer !! WHAT AN ANNOYING CUNT !!!!!

  • YOU FUCKING BAG OF SHIT.

  • I would, he could watch.

  • who is the woman in this advert? am certain she comes from rotherham

  • I reeeeeally hate this advert. I want to give her a slap, him a slap that fat git in the background a slap, the makers of the advert a slap and if I had any Halifax accounts I'd close them after slapping the local branch manager.

  • @PhantomUAV that made me laugh so much, your rant i mean! brilliant hahaha SLAP!

  • @Jenndo86 lol cheers :o)

  • @PhantomUAV - Phantom's a slap happy chappy!

  • words cannot explain how much i hate this feckin' advert.

  • she wants a good shagging!

  • Think ISA you think this advert,you think Halifax.The advert has worked.The more annoying the advert the more successful it will be.Go Compare,We Buy Any Car and all the other ads that drive you mad are working.

    Personally when I see this advert I just think Fliss Walton and a good shag.

  • @djrucksack lol man you need to calm down ... relax its only an ad ... cool ?

  • I went to the trouble of signing in to Youtube just so I could dislike this video. I had to turn the sound off, though, or else I might have killed myself. This ad makes me ashamed to be white.

  • This is more of an advertisement for Vanilla Ice than for Halifax.

  • fucking stupid ad

  • The absolute complete living shear horror of this advertisement. Why?

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  • worst. advert. ever

  • @84mcarson

    Beg to differ mate, just watch (if you can), any one of the BOLLOCKS Go Compare churn out.

    This is genius compared to that annoying twat.

  • it is funny especially the womens head not a very good bank

  • @MsMisssky Punctuation. Try it.

    

  • fucking annoying

  • It's horrible -but for some reason I would definately fuck that freak chick.

  • @Czechmate1967

    That's because you can tell she's dirty in bed....she'd wring your bollocks out of every last drop, you can tell by her face. :)

  • @GhibliFan1 Haha, I thought I was along! I'd shag that slag.

  • piss off.

  • why would this advert want to make you bank with Halifax? what were they thinking!

  • the worse thing that ever happened to mankind occurs here.....

  • I'd love to chin her.

  • Fuck me it's compelling.

    Such creativity.

  • if she ever tried that with me i'd shoot her in both her knee caps then force feed her cyanide

  • @MegaHAZE21 I cant concur sorry, as first I would never work in a dump like they do AND I really would like to fuck her ( I can imagine her making that face as she sits on top of me moving up and down !)

  • WHY DOES EV1 HATE THIS ADVERT?? ITS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I went on this worrying i would see every one commenting to say how funny this was. It is a nice surprise to see everyone agrees and sees how insanely cringey it is

  • disgusting advert

  • what a couple of pricks. I,m against women beating but that bird needs a slap.

  • What a monumental pile of absolute fucking wank

  • I agree!

    What is needed here is a sick bag and a guarantee that this bank and it's shit advert stays well away from civilised contemporary humanity! - what a waste of space!

  • Kill her!

  • She wants his cock...

  • @chuffsteruk I'd give her MY cock in a jiffy !

  • This ad is total shite and deserves no attention !!! And she makes me puke ! Thank you please !

  • She may not deserve a Banker's Bonus but I'D give her one.

  • this advert still makes me want to kick her in the cunt.

  • Stop this. Stop this now.

  • Can you imagine a board room full of fat old businessmen "I know we need to get down with the kids why not use a tune from that Vanilla Spice chapey prove that we are hip"

  • @DekekRiversTCB Thats fliss Walton kid....! Everyone knows she needs a ruddy good Rogering...!! :P :P

  • FFS... they took this off the air a few months ago. I assumed because of all the complaints. But now it's back and they are playing it every commercial break! The ONLY advert on tv that makes me change chanel. The smug look onthat woman's face.... Shame on you Halifax, just an awful advert!

  • If you like these Halifax adverts or are drawn to them in any way then you are a cunt and I wish you ill health!

  • I wonder if she felt as stupid doing it as she appears?

  • @mrmethane10 Yes she does, I read it on Twitter...:-(

  • @ToniLCD link, please

  • BULL FUCKING SHIT! Why would Halifax even pretend or want the public to think that they had their own radio station?!?!?!? Do they really want to risk putting the idea in our heads that they spend their money employing woman with smiles so annoying I'd rather watch a day long marathon of "how its made" on Discovery channel, than repeat watching that woman recite one of the worst songs in history.

    Now where did I put my Sky remote.....

  • Ever noticed how many really f*cking irritating adverts are on tv these days? Go compare? Isa isa baby? That Credit Expert tosser, to name but a few. The reason there's so many is because they know you will a) notice them b) talk about them c) remember them. They don't actually care whether or not you like them. As far the companies are concerned, annoying the hell out of you is their game and you'd better get used to it.

  • love this ad!

  • coo..I would shag she senseless ..:P

  • This is shit ..nearly as bad as the Geordie woman on the Picture loans advert...Josh dads found ya scooota

  • Possibly the worst advert EVER

  • as someone else said, just depressing.

  • i want to fucking grab here neck and rip off her little nose and shove it up her arse, NOW WHOS ICE ICE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH

  • This advert is a fucking crime!!! It's murdered vanilla ice's ice ice baby!!! FUCK YOU Halifax!!!

  • @79pudgeman

    If I thought that Halifax had murdered my favourite Vanilla Ice song, I think I would at the very least make sure to capitalise the artist and song title rather than the evil company. But that's just me.

  • i dont like halfax but i do like the guy he quite cute

  • I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

  • i still owe halifax 500 on an overdraft i had there 10 yrs ago the cunts will never find me - up yours halifax! oh and after seeing this abortion of an advert i reckon you owe me money now you cross dressing cocksniffing assgape

  • @spanther22 us isp has been logged with halifax and a bill is in the post..

  • @spanther22 We've found you.

  • @spanther22 I owed the cunts £3000 from a credit card. They do give you extra, you just have to be prepared to take it.

  • Look up Halifax Dubstep on youtube, its much better than this shit

  • Honest to god, that may just be the most annoying advert I have ever seen.

    It's just an absolute hell to listen to. So hellish in fact, that I have to mute the T.V and look away, so I do not go insane.

  • /watch?v=1K9HlT9xN44&feature=f­eedf

    no advertisement !!!11eleven

  • I used to work at the Halifax and I would say that this advertisement is pretty true to life.

    True as in