The Biggest Douche In The Universe

[AROconcept]

watching this episode right now

[theblahs]

I don't really know who this guy is but yah the photos really fit with the song.

[TheRedSamuraiMK]

the pinnacle of douchdom. hahaha hilarious xD

[nanarockband]

made me laugh. cheers

[WrathOfEnd]

For someone who claims to have psychic powers, all he could do was bend spoons. Lame.

[WonkyTonkBotty]

@WrathOfEnd Hooray for people who have to bend spoons "with their mind" because they're too physically sissy to do it with their hands! XD

[WarMachida]

steven seagal should be on this video

[MudShaShaShaark]

I never understood why people are so impressed at bending a spoon.

[snackpeelskin]

John Edwards created 9 youtube accounts

[Duffman89detmig]

its a song tribute tp my boss

[GeoZx1021]

>_>

Douche Bag he deserve Moar. >:D

[activecoconutkiller]

wow douche!!!!

[DUDALAJA]

what a douche

[HomicidalVocals]

i find it ironic that douches are commenting on a video about the biggest douche in the universe.

[Kerbieridesagain]

@HomicidalVocals then stop

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

LONG LIVE URI GELLER!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

URI GELLER IS KING OF PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!

[AngusTheWolf]

the pinacle of duchedom always gets me XD

[Searcheur]

fuck that song is funny.

[zoomerx]

The biggest douches are the ones who believe in "supernatural" powers.

[sloeginn]

@zoomerx YOUR DADDY IS A FAGGOTT!!!!!!!!!

[ErichoTTA]

It's true.

[Xx44killerxX]

this guy is a giant fucking douche bag

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX so is your mothers stinking pussy!!!

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn haha u are so painfully gay! u literally sat there and replied to like 30 people!! u obviously have no social life what so ever! go outside and make some friends!

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX im married and straight. and i have friends. on the other hand, you are gay probably hiv AIDS infected living in the basement of your grandmothers home with no friends!!! you live a very freaky life!!!

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn im a 16yr old boy with more friends than u can dream of... i broke my femur skateboarding and am bedridden! if u are in fact a married straight man gtfo the internet and go spend time with you're "wife". fucking cum guzzlin sperm dumpster pussy

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX you dont even know who your daddy is!!! your mother was the biggest whore in town. fucked every guy for free!!! you might not know this? but your moms pussy stunk so bad because she never washed out the infected niggers cum!!! fucken fool!!!

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX you have no friends except for your computer!!! get a life loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX fucking cum guzzlin sperm dumpster pussy asshole!!!! how many nigger cocks you have up your gay ass??????????????????

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn dude u really need to get a life... u even message me talkin shit... forget about this spoon bending fag... YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE! fuck off you fucking swine.

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX eat your daily bowl of human shit and die!!!!

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn i just checked out your channel... your a fat ugly old man who clearly has no life... u have a video of you licking your own nipples you faggot...

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX im 27 homo!!! that video i downloaded off the net. goes to show how fucken retarded you really are!!!! you drink your morning glass of cum yet?????? you shit eatting cock sucking ugly homo faggott!!!! im waiting for your reply. homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn so u looked up a video containing a old fat man licking his own nipples... you are in fact a GIANNNTTT FUUCCKKINNNGG FFAAAGGOOOOTTT..so yeah every time u say i'm a fag remember the fact that u have a video of a fat man licking his own nipples on you're channel... die in a fire

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX your comments are soooo boring!!! yes, i look at whatever video i wish too!!! who cares about a fat dude licking his tits or cock!!! i'd rather look at some old lady getting fucked by a snake, then your ugly fag ass face!!!!! please...please...please...ple­ase....go jump off a building head first...slime ball!!

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn but you are in fact a homosexual for looking that stuff up.. and you have no life for arguing with a 16yr old on the internet... so stfu you big pussy :D

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX you are in fact a AIDS infected cock sucker!!! been sucking too many black dick.

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn lets go back to the backs sloeginn... you look up fat men licking they're own nipples... you have no life for arguing with a 16yr old kid... so u truly are a fuck face pussy! even with my broken femur i would stomp ur shit so shut the fuck up you fat sake of fuck! are you so angry because ur uncle tom touched you when you were younger? bet your farts smell like cum! you bitch

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX eat shit and die douche bag!!!! slime ball!!

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn i actually choose not to eat shit and die... but instead i choose to enjoy my life and friends! but you can get the fuck off the computer and get a social life... you herpe infected cum bubble! you lonely fucking fag!  you cock loving anal bead! go die in a fire you fat no life fag!

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn oh and i like your video labeled father giving daughter oral... you fat sick cocksucking bitch! your what happens when a brother and sister have sex! go exercise you fat fuck

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX another retarded comment from a dim witted faggott living in his grandfathers basement. waiting for your comments!!!! lets see what sicko has to say next??????????????????? come on faggott!!!! im waiting.

[violent76669]

good going douche...your dreams have come true

[bcbobbie]

Uri discriminates against forks.

[ajkl27]

I find it hillarious that this guys biggest contribution to society is that sham psychicis are not refered to as "spoon benders" XD

[Lvduggo69]

Big deal ! Can he bend a sporke ?

Btw. Love your song. It works fo alot of pepole nowdays.

[montezoma]

These long faces can do much to fool people

[LegionarioCruel]

I promise I will punch him in the face if I ever get to see him.

[LegionarioCruel]

@sloeginn - I will still punch this charlatan fucktard in the face if I ever get to see him.

[sloeginn]

@LegionarioCruel why would you want to punch uri for? you'd spend alot of time in prison!!

[LegionarioCruel]

@sloeginn - he deserves nothing less than that.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Ah, Geller. 

[XxtotaldramaloverxX]

Its not hard to bend a spoon

fuken douche...

[Mag9andNapoleonic7]

@XxtotaldramaloverxX not hard at all

[Falch1000]

Yes, indeed, he is the biggest douche in the universe..

[sloeginn]

@Falch1000 your mother is the biggest cum bag in the universe!!

[Falch1000]

@sloeginn

U don't even know my mom -.-

And BTW does ur mom gives u lacostshirts just to be nice? ;) No I don't think so!

[mrbolovski]

as michael jackson once said on bo selecta " take those spoons away he be crying like a baby, motherfuckin' spoon lover!!

[DrPepper108]

i cannot even fathom, how funny this shit is.

signed. marcus

[indoromeo]

i don't blame the non-believers. the human kind is just not much familiar with the higher knowledge which makes these acts seem stupid. we believe what we want to, so we see it as we like. i still find his "recreating the image' ability very fascinating. looks like spoon bending only is pretty easy to debate on?

[LegionarioCruel]

@indoromeo - You do understand this douche has no paranormal/psychic powers of any kind whatsoever and that his tricks have been revealed like decades ago, don't you?

[dochertym1]

Mother fukin spoon loverrrrrrrrrr

[xRockandMetalx]

He had the nerve to call a guest on a show who acted like a vampire (which was just part of his gimmick, obviously) "nothing more than an act". What an asshole hypocrite.

[pnkwag]

OMG! You mean he can't actually bend spoons with his mind? WTF?

[pick8lock]

@pnkwag he does it with fingers when you arnt looking belive it or not

[xRockandMetalx]

@pnkwag He bends them around with his hands before he goes to the point where merely pulling either side of the spoon will break it and when he goes on stage, he twists the weak part of the spoon with his fingers so it gets warm and breaks. All 5 of his tricks have been exposed on Youtube. He's a fraud just like Sylvia Browne and Peter Popoff.

[JustFreddable]

@pnkwag He can. No kidding.

[winterstellar]

Hehe, Uri Geller has to share that first place with "psychic medium" John Edward. He was officially named biggest douche in the universe in South Park..and South Park rules, man! Hehe:)

[SgtTravisBickle]

Someone needs to expose Randi as a CIA disinfo agent.

[goldenprophecyREDUX]

alakazam from pokemon is based off of this guy

[jimmyshitbags]

DERP

[theownerest]

He's fake. But he's said himself "Its only done for entertainment"

[spaceoreo]

Agreed...100%. Fucking fraud.

[anetchi]

hahaha!! this guy and every religious leader in the world

[adamblazer100]

Good Going you DOUCHE BAG.

[Skoringo]

And derpa derpa derpa derp. De derpti derp de deetely derpy derpy dum

[jonezy1234]

@Skoringo rated PG 13 :L

[MaleBosszz]

HAHAh this is a funny 1 doucheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[thispagesux]

he has reached the summit of mount douche :-D

[Kirraxo]

good stuff. full of douchebaggery

[billytwoful]

the pinacle of duchedom hahahahhahahahhahahhahahhah hilarious ahhahahahhahhahhahahhahhahhhhh­

[sloeginn]

@billytwoful have your bowl of runny shit for dinner?? faggott!!

[Xx44killerxX]

@sloeginn u are like the ultimate keyboard warrior!! haha fag

[sloeginn]

@Xx44killerxX that title belongs to your daddy!!! he's a fag...hahahaha

[froggytuff]

100% douche bag.

[elvisviii]

@froggytuff your mothers a douche bag!!!!!!!!!

[Mag9andNapoleonic7]

@froggytuff aaaaaaaaeeeeeeee yup

[The2323full]

@froggytuff there is a difference between douche and douche BAG

[rsyyjh4n6r7xtygb45bt]

@The2323full what's the difference?

[The2323full]

@rsyyjh4n6r7xtygb45bt the douche bag shows off and the douche thinks he is the prophet

[sloeginn]

@The2323full your mother is a douche cum bag whore with a stinky pussy!!

[sloeginn]

@The2323full DUMBASS DOUCHE BAG ANAL FAGGOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The2323full]

@sloeginn you sece to amuse me

[sloeginn]

@The2323full i amuse your mommy by fucking her dirty asshole!!

[sloeginn]

@froggytuff your mother is A DOUCHE BAG CUM WHORE!!!

[sloeginn]

@froggytuff YOUR THE BIGGEST SCUM BAG!!! FUCKEN FAGGOTT!!! EAT YOUR BOWL OF SHIT.