TV Hell - Chat Shows Part 2

[sydders03]

iv never noticed it before but danny baker has a look of rose west

[abhudson14]

Maxwell the fat bastard wores chairman the rams had

[supergav67]

What do you do with someone who walks out swearing at & on the bbc? Nowadays,wait five years & put em on Radio 2 ,agreed messrs Wright & Evans?

Somehow some peoples faces " fit" regardless.,,dont ask me why.

[IEatManure]

He wears a T-shirt that says 'I am a Tory and I like Cocaine,' he racially insults another guest and fires foul mouthed abuse at a woman.....whooo hoooo what a rebel. I wish I was just like Keith and was so orginal and funny

[louiscfc93]

@IEatManure Racially insults ? insults who ?

[BilboBaghead81]

Keith Allen lol what a wanker. Family of tacky classless racist inbred fuck ups.

memo to the Allens.The funny farm is full, stop reproducing.

[Nabou1]

Keith Allen talentless and racist.

How did Danny Baker ever get a job in front of the camera?

[adamtzsch]

4.33 Can a situation be described as "carnivorous"?

[SmackNcrack01]

3:40 sexiest woman of all time

[OpinionatedJerk]

@SmackNcrack01

Agreed.

[innit27]

how do u want to be remembered? as a big fat greedy shite floating in the sea

[MrSyrett]

what pretentious crap the late show was back then. A bunch of egos sitting round a table, eating, and playing one-upmanship

[gopherbar]

I hear B&Q have got discount hand rails for sale!

[Jigaboo123456]

What avain, obnoxious fanny Keith Allen is. he must have snorted a lot of the cocaine he advertises on his t-shirt. TV really throws up some grotesques.

he needs a good kicking, and if he behaved like that other in among media ponces, he'd be sure to get one.

[cloud9backpacker]

Keith Allen - What an obvious coke-head.

[ammorreztristar]

Hear Hear-just like his horrible daughter.

[19996669991]

Keith Allen? What a wanker.

[darrowby1972]

Yup, cant argue with that sonny jim!

[clazza01]

just show the chat show

delete danny

[yousurfer2]

what the hell was he even angry at?

[zthetha]

"When you can fake sincerity you've got it made." Hughie Green. This lot are so far up their own arses they can smell daylight.

[Stannogs]

Keith Allen pretending to be offended, so he has an excuse to throw a tantrum. That is his only skill,and he knows it . What a prick. !!!

[kamelion7]

@Stannogs Absolutely right. The mans a cunt. Doesn't have nothing to do with any of his kids except Lily: thats only because she's made a name for herself. She certainly has come al long way from sucking cocks in primary school!!! Talentless tramp family

[Stannogs]

Danny Baker, what happened to him , then. Crashed and burnt, luv it.

[tarff26]

he's still a very popular radio 5 live phone-in host

[ConanCnutKicker]

kieth allen deserves a thorough hiding

[RareTVShowsonDVD]

Why was Anne Bancroft even there then? Needed the pay check?

[asubjectiveopinion]

15 years ago Keith Allen "discovered" the artifice of television and he's still dining out on that schoolboy revelation to this day, the cunt.

[chromious]

"If you edit it right, you've got a situation comedy"

Keith Allen unwittingly describes the basis of every reality TV show, 10 years before they become part of popular culture.

[kevw73]

i really can't begin to describe how much i hate that cunt keith allen

[bigkitten]

Indeed: it's fitting that he once starred in a 'comedy' sketch called 'The Yob' (a parody of The Fly) Ghastly person. Can't believe that Lily Allen is related to him.

[totes32]

maxwell his coffee was'nt bad....but i'd would'nt go overboard.

[murfyness]

lulz with a dry wit like that you could be a secret agent

[dewexdewex]

Ha!

[BRUTUALTRUTH]

@totes32 ha ha

[Foolio104]

danny baker may be a "cunt" but he is better than most of the presenters on TV these days.

[beyou5]

Jesus, Danny Baker looks like the love child of Ben Elton and Timmy Mallet.

[leesawford]

lol...spot on!

[weestuburns]

Good show but my God, Danny Baker? What a CUNT!!!!

[leecity1927]

the best is the alan partridge line about robert maxwell when he says " dont worry im not going to get all fat and steal your pension"

[oysterlovers]

I love the comments re living those old Robert Maxwell jokes - bouncing Czech haha

[rrsmac]

Tiresome cunt. Take your pick.

[hoss1962]

for a moment i though Joan Crawford was going to start snogging Heather...

[GusF]

You're not the only one. That would have been a bit too much for staid 1950s Britain.

Imagine what Mary Whitehouse would have said!

[Concreteowl]

I know, wasn't it bizarre. It was like dieselpunk softcore porn.

[GusF]

Yeah, it was very bizarre alright.

[ludocrat]

"Ya dickbrain!"

Ouch.

That's the way to talk to ponsy Oxbridge TV producers, Keith my son. Now go away, have another line and write a song about football n' curry.

[carzeymars]

he joined the drifters robert maxwell

[newall7]

maxwell robbed pension funds he was full

of shit trying to live like a lord

with the brain of a mouse, them 2 dick head

sons of his were no better and knew more

about those pensions than they let on

[UsedCassetteTape]

Robert Maxwellhow would you like to be remembered?..well that question says it all doesnt it really? lol

[UKArchiveTV]

At 3:25 it's hard to see at this res but Anne Bancroft counts to ten as she stands at the top of the stairs. From the imdb entry...

"In the green room five minutes before airtime, host Terry Wogan informed her that the show was live. According to Wogan she turned a deathly shade of pale and said she never did live television. In order to calm her down, Wogan suggested that she count 1, 2, 3 before walking on"

[terryvision42]

what was the joke of the time Bob don't bob.

[badnewswade]

Aw - the bouncing Czech!

[innit27]

keith allen mentions vindaloo and goes ahaha. maybe the inspiration for his wonderful lyrics came from that exact moment.

'and the producer bastard there' ahaha

vic reeves shit himself

they should have left bob maxwell floating in the sea and turned him into an offshore tax haven.

[MaxeyBoy]

Joan Crawford and that younger lady....hhhmmm....ahem.

[PourQpyne]

die like a louse in a russian beard.

[MBHD153]

I've posted a different (and higher quality!) clip of Keith Allen walking off The Late Show which is in the video responses above.

[okee9]

At 5:19 is that a very Charlie Higson from the fast show ? What exactly does Keith allen do ? apart from being an annoying wanker.

[dmpcornwall]

Have to say Keith Allen is really onto something with his arguments both in the debate and with the producer. "But all of you...and the producer bastard upstairs!"

Quality.

[tabletschool]

Why was Robert Maxwell begging for money on live TV?

[jeroid]

Because he was in up to his neck for tens of millions of pounds.

[badnewswade]

Ah, the bounch Chzech!

[shakeyphil]

love the face on vic reeves...

[VirgLondon]

Why did it keep flicking between maxwell and some b&w clip? Quite annoying, I wanted to hear more of the fat meglomaniac. But I think how he wanted to be rememebered and how he is actually remeembered couldn't be further apart