How To Play The Violin

[StrawberryJungle]

Heheheeee

[telaros666]

enable subs from sound....

[UTAUKuroiKarasu]

Thats... a trumpet. e.e

[moukosaan]

i don't think a violin is capable of making that sound XD

[shadowcrawler24]

D: why does the violin sound like a trumpet...?

[MoonarEclipse]

@shadowcrawler24

because trumpets are violins

[lizi7789]

he acts like his father is raping him

[DoctorWhoov]

yes Jony play the voilin.play it!play it forevr..

[Ladybuggy247]

I loved how at the end the mom was like "Play the violin Johnny." This was so random I loved it XD

[Prototype96]

how to play a violin: play it.

[bananamonkey66]

DISCIPRINE!!! PLAY THE VIORIN JOHNNY!!

[1412Birthday]

@ idiosoamericano lol it does sound weird

[laughsruneverything]

play the violin Johny

[secretagentYTer]

true story

[Psychstix]

Good asian son. Now play it backwards

[trouter2000]

I don't get it...

[asunshine99]

da eff?? lol poor Johnny

[benaji261]

Maybe SecretAgentBob is trying to express his childhood traumas so that we might understand the pain it takes to learn to play an instrument.

Thank you FilmCow.

[NotSoFunnyIAm]

I'm sorry, but did I see an arrow pointing to a knee?

[OlasDcrazy]

SecretAgentBob clearly has no concept of what a violin sounds like. Or how comedy works.

[Blackdeath565]

@OlasDcrazy you people ruin youtube...

[mizundeadjoker]

@OlasDcrazy 12,808 people clearly disagree with you

[IdiosoAmericano]

Listen to the video without watching it.

And smile

[AustinLondonMustFeed]

GET THE FUCK OUTA MY ROOOM! But this is my room.. BLAGAHAGAHAHAgA..

[Srewtheshadow]

Sounds more like a terrible than a trumpet.

[thatkidbehindyou1]

That sounds more like a trumpet than a violin

[XOhSleeper]

Да здравствует капитан коммунист, как я люблю, когда он заставляет меня играть мои скрипки

[GirGirl24601]

That sounds more like a trumpet than a violin

[PepsiXplosion]

@GirGirl24601 ikr?

[GBeansauce]

@GirGirl24601 Thats the joke.

[LolliePopGurl1]

@GirGirl24601 thats one of the things that make it funny. -__-

[Netherlands505]

Mom: (whispering) play the violin johnny...

[lewiskyle11]

I like how they use a trumpet haha

[EuphoniumPlayer97]

That sounds like the average middle school trumpet player.

[GiniPig95]

Close yours eyes and listen lol

[catgeeks]

so... yd that violin sound like a trumpet?

[copperhead112]

@catgeeks because he sucks

[femmefatale1990]

"play it. play it forever" XD love the ending

[MzzzCreamcheese]

His eyepatch is upside-down

[skittlesparrow]

Sherlock would be ashamed

[CupOYogurt]

Why did the violin sound like a trumpet?

[supberbloopersssss]

poor, poor non asian boy... he was forced to play something for about 40 seconds he hated

[CRAZYGIRL2919]

johnny should take the violin and whack his parents muahaha

[acumpelik]

What the fuck did I just watch.

[smexikid1023]

@acumpelik an asian kids life in 1 minute

[ninjahamsters18]

after this vid i chased my friend around sayin jooohny you have been givin a violin now play iy

[xxJohny3Tearsxx]

this is obviouly a rape senario were the violin that Johnny has to "play with" is his fathers... parts. His mother calls the cops about the sexual abuse but cant handle the truth and is forced to touch her son to fill the gap that her husband left open

[TheJenovasWitness]

An asian kid's life in a nutshell

[Watrmellom]

@TheJenovasWitness im racist and i find your comment asian.

[IamJBUSCUS]

play the volin play the violin Johnny

[orangeturtles246]

if you close your eyes during this it sounds like the dad is rahpeing him...

[KobeConfidence]

@orangeturtles246 holy s!!!!! it does!!!! im scared for life now!

[agentmothman44]

anybody notice how the dad's eye patch is on upside down?

[joey101athletics]

I think the violin is a metaphor for genetalia

[Firebolt131]

@joey101athletics NO FCKING DUH.

[Themustangturtledude]

Sounds more like a trumpet lol

[OneColdNinja]

anyone else feel awkward and violated after watching this vid  o-o

[ToxicTurquoise454]

WTF this wasn't funny? /=I

[SirAbblot]

When i closed my eyes i though he got raped :S

[locokj]

Didn't Mr. Happy Face kill him?

[STevEKlm012]

@locokj No, that guy was Timmy. This is Johnny.

[thenicolebabylovify]

I feel violated everytime I see a violin now.

[gumdrop123458]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[dynamiteblast9910]

I 'm gonna slit open your throat and use your blood fr syrup on my pancakes.

If you dont get it, watch Mr. Happy Face lol

[bigboo004]

Johnny should meet stanley he's real nice

[TeXasTann0]

sounds more like a trumpet o_o

[GreenSlates]

at least he didn't tell him to play the banjo string -_- ( i hate myself for creating such shit comments)

[MackLel38]

Johnny needs to practice if he's going to battle the devil someday

[qualivia]

This is probably the only video I see that SecretAgentBob Had that didn't have any blood involved

[YourSkyliner]

I'm a violin and I find this insulting

[ShortieAlefas]

Violin is an euphemism for dick? 

[TheDarktween]

pleh teh vyolin jonneh

[joedatius]

even the violin sounds sad

[armt68jw5]

The secret to making a violin sound like a trumpet is to have your hand backwards on the neck....like Jonny

[4Daydreamer4]

If you close your eyes and just listen to this, it sounds so wrong.

[xXMusicForeverXx1]

He's pretty talented to make a violin sound like a trumpet. He should be asian? No, if he can make a violin sound like a trumpet, he's better than asian.

[swaggerthejagger1]

he should have been asian

[Poopdollah]

Thumbs up if you turned the volume down because your parents would think it's porn.

[PeterL571]

The story of my childhood sadly.

[drscaryman]

that viollin is cool the f hole is wrong and it sounds like a trumpet!

[bmendler707700Fan]

O.O

[Autumleaf826]

-whispers- play the violin Johny

[livster2322]

Play the violin jonny ( Mother )

[Watcher2k12]

that's what I'm like when Justin Bieber comes on



[hellozere1]

LOL! As seen on Classical Music

[Snafflez]

yay for musical rape!!

[P4trik95]

The kid sounds like super mario.

[heckicopter]

This video summarizes my childhood.

[oftinstupid]

i se there are curently 2069 violinists

[Kenzeez]

Johnny should meet Stanley. He's real nice.

[gaara6189]

@Kenzeez Who is stanley?

[Toughcookie2134]

Either that violin was making a trumpet noise or I'm very confused.

[brinxe76]

Great for a 1min. sexual joke. 

[liltelman402]

Love how it makes a trumpet noise....

[lamppost904]

dida nyone eles realsie it sounds like a trombone....

[KHROMIC]

Asian version: Now play backwards.

[MzNaomi1212]

i love this kinda stuff...and i dont KNOW WHY

[Sasha2319]

@YourEvilHeroz YOU GOT NOTHING HAHAHAHA

[ZouheirIbnabdeljalil]

that's me '_______________'

[TwilightAddict247]

I was practicing the piano, and I screwed up and my friend was like "Play it again Johnny."

[TheLOLpi]

2,065 people cant make the violin sound like trumpet

[zacattack42]

He's so talented he made the violin sound like a trumpet

[jollena100]

that is not a violin that sir is a trumpet.

[alisonstroud]

the women is seceretly asian

[pokemonfever123]

See thats my life.......... ya know why! BECAUSE I AM ASIAN!

[Leopardheart1011]

Yea!!! Play that trumpet/violin!!!!!

[Diptardable]

That kid has some real talent, he can make the violin make a trumpet sound!

[nayrregnes]

Maybe it would help if his hand wasnt backwards...

[Cheeseluva2307]

Johnny should meet Stanley. He's real nice.

[4metalwewilldie]

The funny thing is that it sounds like a trumpet

[Silverstream360]

what. the. actual. fuck.

[hamadabdulwahab]

2,062 people thought the video was a violin tutorial

[heyimcool6]

Johnny should meet Stanley, he's real nice

[FuNkyFaMiLY100]

Thumbs up if you dont see the 00:59.

[babywater145]

Haah I was eating a pickle when I was watching this....so sour...and this made it worse...lol yes play it...-.-

[xLadyJade]

So beautiful..

Never heard a violin sound like a trumpet <3

[BakedPotatoXD]

Jonny should meet Stanley. He's real nice.

[Brotherx33]

It's funny because those noises are trumpet noises.

[ShrinkToMySize]

@Brotherx33 theres no tricking you is there?

[Redgaer40k]

I used to play the violin, but then I took a trumpet to my Violin

[xSeeJay]

Ok... everyone... it's arrow IN the knee. No TO it.

[cherrim421]

was anyone supposed to get this...? XD

[JazzieluvsU100]

Yes Johnny, play the violin.

[AirportCooler994]

Story of an Asian kids life

[JoJOinsider]

@AirportCooler994 haha this should be a top comment!

[AirsoftTeamHawkeye]

@AirportCooler994 so true 0_0 T~T

[caseyguitarist]

@AirportCooler994 his dads actually asian

[chessqueenwuzhere]

@AirportCooler994 Ah! So mean! I know a lot of Asian kids who are stupid. Just give me a moment to think of them.....Maybe an hour or two.....

[Pepper121234]

I never knew how much violins sounded like trumpets....

[FuNkyFaMiLY100]

Where's the 00:59? WTF!

[gingyrich2]

did anyone else notice that it is the high expectation asian father with an eyepatch?

[1997booklover]

he is playing violin, but it is coming like a saxaphone :P

[TheIncredibleRazone]

Poor Johnny, I hate the violin too

[mrcookiemonster700]

how come johnny looks like timmy but without the being cut to pieces by a smiley face cartoon character part?

[youtubinredneck]

@mrcookiemonster700 I thought the same thing!

[cloverluck16]

TRUMPET! D:<

[DragonChild93]

1.) Why am I even watching these pointless videos?

2.) Why does the violin sound like a trumpet? lol

[mychal513]

so why is he so bad if he plays it all the time....

[batbitingbunny]

Ron (father): PLAY THE VIOLIN JOHNNY!

Johnny: -nooo *crying, playing the violin*

Zulway: *bursts in* Johnny your father is hot I'm taking to my shoe palace.

Johnny: Nooo! Papa!

Zulway: You have broken one of my twelve tenents of mercy prepare for destruction.

Johnny: *explodes*

[dancergirl981]

story of my life

[notnerdiforthgrade]

johhny should meet stanley hes real nice

[MissLograh]

I just realized he's holding his fingers on the wrong side of the neck. Lulz.

[DragonRider1321]

has johnny met stanliy? he's real nice.

[mukraf]

It sounds more like a bad trumpet player....

[SolitareIsHeaven]

@mukraf TRUMPETS NEVER SOUND BAD WE JUST SOUND SO GOOD IT KILLS YOUR EARS. xD my trumpet pride ever dies xD

[NutritiouslyHigh]

@SolitareIsHeaven G...GO CLARINET

[SolitareIsHeaven]

@NutritiouslyHigh NO. CLARINET GO DIE WITH THE REST OF YOUR SPECIES XD

[NutritiouslyHigh]

@SolitareIsHeaven :(

You have no idea... how much... I hate... the clarinet.......

Worst decision of my life.

[mukraf]

@SolitareIsHeaven The required super-ego for all trumpet players. I am too familiar with this concept.

[SolitareIsHeaven]

@mukraf Lol

[rusef]

The video reminds me of a russian movie i've seen.

[IpwnUtouch]

omg really i just scrolled down and someone has the same comment as me xD

[IpwnUtouch]

@u7y8u7y8 Ah. you stole my lungs. >:O

[rachuhlgilly]

I sit me...or does the violin sound like a trumpet? O.o

[fairmonkey212]

@rachuhlgilly ikr?! :L

[ShiningMoon88]

Behold, the violin that sounds like a trumpet.

[Raring93]

How to play the violin... like a trumpet

[Jimmisthefish]

That...that violin..... it has the heart of a trumpet apparently.

[awesomepossumdude]

papa should meet stanley, he's real nice

[zano742]

Shit. My cherry

[ZacharyHere]

He's just so good at violin that it sounds like a trumpet.

[sstone3788]

why is he playing a violin that sounds like a trumpet

[ZlyzHD]

Never knew if you played a violin wrong, it sounded like a trumpet...

[KieranF48]

Anyone else notice the violin sounds like a trumpet? XD

[bluegunky]

Lol the violin has no bridge and his bow is too tight!

[Besticales]

If you close your eyes the shoe thing sounds like a weird sexual joke. XD

[ThaJooohnathin]

My names johnny 0_______________0

[777Vinsera777]

I was a violinist like you once, then I took an arrow to the knee

[xX7ristanXx]

@777Vinsera777 shut up

[muffinsftw1]

@u7y8u7y8 even after reading all the comments before I still fell for it... :(

[Wazzupboy100]

Wow Johnny is so good at the Violin, he can make it sound like a Trumpet

[Mastacafta]

i used to play the violin till i took an arrow in the knee

[UnicornPrincessxxx]

its interesting how he can make the violin sound like a trumpet.

[mikemullanyPROD]

sounds like a trumpet...

[TheresaNicoleSvehla]

I dont get it.

[kite10397]

Ummm...i'm really uncomfortable right now.

[liv4fun937]

that's not a violin. it's a sad, sad trumpet. i play the violin. i would know. it's actually quite fun.