Andrew Dice Clay soundboard prank call to old black couple

[RSUN2012]

Buahahahaha Andrew Dice Clay vs. The Irate Black Man! Lets get it on.:D

I say Dice takes it by lunacy!

[God209son]

DaBlackManHandShakeonmyPrick!!­!Lmao

[torrmark]

The black guy on the phone would never be able to knock every Mexican in the head till he got the right one. First, there are over 50 million mexicans in the US. There are only 31,556,926 seconds in a year. It would take him well over a year to knock them all in the head even if he knocked 1 Mexican every second of everyday. Even if he did knock every one of them in the head, he still would not meet his goal because Dice is a Jew.

[Shenikagarcia]

Funny Shenika garcia

[steveoooo00]

YOOO FUCKIN PRICKKK MUDDAAAA FUCKAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[mff84v]

"Listen.. let me tell you won gah damn thang. If I knew where yew wuz at I come blow yore gah damn head off.. yew ignant.. no goood.. wet back mudah phuqer!!" LMAO

[bobszvetics1]

i fucked my mammy she has 58 inch tits and a 50 inch asssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[CitySkin09]

"Oh, I'm gonna come...brrrrrrr-rrrrrrrr!!!"

[zamardii12]

You fuckin pricked mudda fucka! Lmfao

[HEBisreal]

You a motherfucker you fuck ya mammy

[PinkisKink]

"I'm gunna cum. Brrrrrrrr!"

[SweetCarolinaGirl81]

I love the way she says "I don't know you Maury Popish"

[SweetCarolinaGirl81]

I love the way she says "I don't know you Maury Popish"

[Imakecents]

Making prank calls, isn't that kind of juvenile for a grown man?

[nrwilliams015]

RMBMSNAOTFLLAMF!!! (Rolling My Black Monkey Shit Nigga Ass On the Floor Laughing Like a Motha Faukka!!)

[bloodyblade]

Im black and this is the most hilarious thing Ive heard in fucking epic ages!!!!! :D

[jonybang]

Best soundboard prank yet, This guy didn't keep repeating the same phrase's like most of the other pranker's did.



[MarkaRoxx]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA DICE MAN

[eezysqueezy]

Jump for cock!

[Stonewallization]

"I'm gonna knock the first one of you god damned wetbacks I see in the muthufuckin' head till I get the right one." That should solve the problem. Hilarious.

[mstrchldrn]

mexican? he clearly sounds italian.

[danning1]

@mstrchldrn I don't think this poor older black couple are experts on accents and ethnicity sir.

[MrBeatlemania2010]

@danning1 You prick muddafucka!

[fidelcastro711]

@mstrchldrn he is jewish, look is up, his real name is silverstein. that is why he is so racist towards black people. he is a disgusting piece of shit

[Santaslave666]

YOU FUCKING PRICK MOTHAFUCKA.

[ozabobododo]

LOL at 1:14, Fuck yo mammy!

[danning1]

I hate Andrew Dice Clay but I must admit he'd be a great celebrity to use for a soundboard prank call. This pretty much proves it.

[ChainsmokingPothead]

dice is the man :D so very funny to hear someone use his soundboard to prank call with.

[BeefLange]

The first 22 seconds might be the funniest in phoney phone call history

[RealAmericanHero420]

This is the funniest Andrew Dice Clay comedy I ever heard......finally, I am laughing at things that Dice says!!!

[HEBisreal]

some old godamn mexican LOL

[MrDJamazin]

ctfu

[Demarko1100]

lol Lol I cant stop laughin

[IHeathIRow]

This is from HOWARD STERN, fucking loser.

[BK412]

This has to be from howard stern. I can tell, thats Robins laugh :)

[GuanoApe420]

Ba ba bouie

[rosemary20001]

that shit is funny

[cookieshopgirl]

"you are not a motha fucka yu fucked chaaaaa mammy"!!!!!!!!!!1

[charlene70779]

@cookieshopgirl

not only is the old black lady not desemated by what dice says, but she throws it right back at him. She's like a woman and a half.

[oaklandlatinosunited]

lol this prank call is hella funny the funniest i seen on youtube . it's funny how the old black dude becomes racist against mexicans lol Andrew dosen't even sound like a latino lol . herrow and jump the cock lol .

[vettechic99]

hes jewish

[mikero08]

Heh-rooooow!

[brianpadraic]

Isn't it great to hear how tolerant black people are? ;)

[jovialduke]

@brianpadraic no different to the one with the racist white guy

[68Barracuda11s]

Hes not Italian, hes a kike.

[brianpadraic]

What's the difference?

[charlene70779]

oh just a slight racist slur there

[DemomanX614]

"If you call here again, Im gonna find you and whoop your goddamn ass"

[SaintWicked721]

Why do they think he's a Mexican? It's obvious he's an Italian guy from Brooklyn. At least to me it's obvious

[ed11561]

FUCKING JEWBOY WANNA BE ITALIAN DICESCHMUCK. Once an asshole-always an asshole.

U 2 cunt robin the uncleTom quivers.

DUMB CUNT NIG

[SaintWicked721]

go fuck yourself, douche

[haguewilson1]

"You fucked yo mammy"!

[baumle666]

i blow your goddamn head up xD bääm

[deezvids]

"I want someone to do the black man handshake on my prick." xD

[FuckinMetal3694]

@deezvids

LEGENDARY MAN *****

[bobszvetics1]

@deezvids haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[kbmuckymuck]

Andrew Dice Clay is a no talented asshat. This moron hasnt been funny since I was a little kid, and only then it was the shock value of his limited vocabulary.

[modqpr]

i would love to pap that cunt out.

[arrogantworms1]

"If you call here again, I'm gonna find you, and whup your goddam ass"...lol

[KoldShadow]

@arrogantworms1

Yew wanna fight me?!?!? O.o

[fatbacklover1]

Cathy is neato.... !

[DERedhead65]

this is fucking HILARIOUS! these poor people LOL... I love these old black folks and their comments, omg! they give Dice a "run for his money" TOO FUNNY! lol

[pussyintruder187]

"You'll get a foot up yer ass before you even get close to me" lmfao.

[Wesley22296]

Reminds me of Andy's neighbors from the 40 Year Old Virgin.

[chekist1917]

But you just had to check here didn't you dick?

[bailinnumberguy]

No doubt you probably spend most of your day in your parent's basement playing w/ yourself and watching these juvenile videos. You sound like a real winner.

[chekist1917]

You sound like a hypocrite. Fuck off dick. If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.

[Hard2Handle718]

Herrrrooooo??? LMFAO

[cookieshopgirl]

"i''ll beat you like a redheaded step child

[keepitpoppinman]

look up Angry black guy, G Girl and Philly Thug Calls a Gangsta

[khalithistle]

i feel sorry for him at 1.25 when he goes "what do you want?" all sad

dude sounds about 300 years old

[ContrastY]

lmao

[SaSouthSide210]

blame it on the wetbacks! too funny!

[dubtown15301]

lol dam that was funny

[mikero08]

" I don't know you Moty Popis".

LMAO

[rezzy123]

good lord the south is blind...

[kisameitachiakatsuki]

he sounded wgite ehy did the black men had to talk shit about mexicans

[Xterio]

Did that NIGGER just call him a wetback?

Oh god... even they turned redneck now.

[negrowithabrain]

yeah HONKY SUICIDAL CUNT, he did

[metalmonkey35]

wetback

what the hell

ima knock all them in the head tell i get it right

that black guys horrible

[negrowithabrain]

WTF, the black dude so old he's probably lived through slavery

[tazzybaby92]

wtf that dumbasss called his house....that black man had every rite to cuss his ass out. let sum1 call my damn phone talkin dat foolishness and imma give them da business myself

[toomany0034]

Its not a fake! people like to fuck with people.

[dumbassarab]

LMFAO!!

"I want someone to do the black man handshake on my prick!"

[DedMunkE]

u wanna fight me, u can't take me! id beat u like a red headed step child!XD

[thimoneus]

Fake. Howard and Robin would be locked up for calling people and threatening them like that if it were for real. But it's fucking hilarious.

[dordsediekie]

Dice will always kick-ass!!!

[judasromero]

How the hell does he sound Mexican?!? He sounds so Italian to me.

[Danno707]

Harrrrrooooo?

[joe6panther6]

Makes no sense. He is a motherfucker if he fucks his mammi..

Stupid people.

[Michlimania]

"Jump for cock, jump for cock!!!"

LMMFAO!!!!

[Arz2003]

LOL MEXICAN

[duggerns]

lol the diceman rlz

[bodiza420]

Too bad you can't spell you fuckin retard!Put your helmet on and play in traffic.. cocksuckin scumbag motherfuck what you are

[mcdonchris]

"jump for cock, jump for cock" lmao Dice is da man.

[kenocartel]

uh...its not even funny...its just stupid

[Precrime06]

smack every wet back in the mutha fuckin head lmao

[valdostastate77]

go fuck your mami! ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!!

brilliant!!!!!!!

[cricket34]

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[JeezaLou]

Maury Povich

[dutchywun]

you fuck yer mami! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dutchywun]

her-row?

[Fania54]

"I don know you Maury Poba"

[Raymondbeacon1]

fuckin old people Dick owned them lol Dice rules

[SkitZokinG187]

hahahaha ADC was the man

[DatSexyGurlKim]

was?he still is the man

[willow2716]

Herrrrrrooooooooo.......... haahahah

[zillawow]

Lmao..hell yea,Pops ready to whoop his ass! luv it! gr8 work!

[Brennna]

Ooooooooooooh! Such language!

[narcist12]

wetback motherfucker LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[G0FUCKURM0THER]

You not a mother fucker...you fucked your mammy!

[SystemXpander]

"wetback" ...racist nigger shit fucker

[killmecutme696]

Lmao !!!!! at WETBACKS !!!!!!!!

[celticvin]

Dice you are the best oh!

[Alfrunk]

so animalistic and violent

[phreekeyez]

Not all black people think that stupid ass get ya facts straight before you open your mouth wetback

[phreekeyez]

HAHAHAHAH why he say mexican.. the old lady said yous a muthafucka you fucked ya mammy

[thelittlestghost]

when ever i answer my friend calls me i tell her its maury and yeah weel legendary

[xsomeguyx101]

lol...missisippi ni@@eers!!!

[Kras3169]

"You ever get a little hot wax on the ass, huh?"

"I'd beat you like a red-headed step-child!"

HA-HA-HA! It doesn't get any better than Andrew Dice Clay!

"Your talking to fucking me, how do you like that tough guy?!"

[willow2716]

i dont know u maury povich...

its some ole god damn mexican lol

[willow2716]

mammy? wtf ha-ha

[jblazenixmaggot1234]

Gah that dude is prejudice against mexican people,and that dude isnt even mexican

[CamelToeExam]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!

[RobertGary1]

OMG! The grandpa dude is cursing. That's crazy, I didn't know old dudes cursed.

[xFeelingHurterx]

This is extremly funny.

[levister16]

chake my prick like the black man hand jaster

[sociopathicregret]

Agreed.

[rickytann84]

of course warrior1979 is fucking from canada, what a LOSER

[uycheporq]

i piss on your mothers grave

[mattihoo]

"I don't know you maury povich" lmao. This is one of the better soundboard prank calls.

[tking1969]

Lighten up Francis!(warriorswan1979)

[warriorswan1979]

Figures you clowns would find this kind of crap funny. Phoning an elderly coulpe to harass and threatentheat. Big funny. If you're twevle.

[7chillbill]

get over yourself ya fuckin lame. its a joke, you should try it some time.ill bet you dont get out much, because you have no friends. warriors1979 eats shit.

[guinea72]

Sounds like your bitch ass has been pranked a time or two. STFU jagoff!

[kar5431]

jump 4 cock, jump 4 cock. i'm about to cum bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!­!!

[chekist1917]

Dice Rules!

[smarman12]

wait i saw this on realmofdarkness are you sure this is yours...

[u81b4me]

lockE lamont

[holmes113]

Stupid Robin: "A-heh, heh, heh, heh, ha"

[gayeyez]

"ahhh u big bald fuck"

bwahahahhahahahahahah

[slipknotsoadown]

i want someone to do the black mans handshake on my prick......priceless

[FinnFoxx]

im gonna cum BRULULULULULU

[arianechris]

I just hope that God will have a pity for any racist s soul.

[Infinity161]

Why do overly sensitive little bitches like this browse Youtube for offensive prank calls? Just so they have something to bitch about?? FUCK OFF crybaby.

[arianechris]

idiot I am not talking about the prank call ,but i am talking about the comments that came out of it, from ignorant people,like you,that God will judge,and who think they created themselves.God is the only person who creates,people,black or white.who are you to judge people based on their race,you have got to understand that you are just sand, and you will return to sand, you can not create a humanbeing,so do not judge one .Thank you

[slipknotsoadown]

shut the fuck up idiot...go watch penn and tellers bullshit.. the one about the bible you fuckin bible thumpin mormon

[kar5431]

it's comedy jack ass,don't take it so serious.laugh

[warriorswan1979]

It's not comedy, it's ignorance.

Dice just dumbs it down to the point retards like you would laugh at it.

[kar5431]

your momma

[chubbychaser31]

wetbacks?lol,why do black people think people who sound from back east are latino's?lmfao!!!!!!

[dugggerns]

good point fuk em all dry

[theanvilcracks]

fuck your god and fuck your mom...

[SHADOWGUY12]

fuck you theanvilcracks.

[theanvilcracks]

Y O U R M O T H E R ! ! !

[Solow295]

WOW

[soccerfan2001]

you fucking prick motha-fuka lmao

[cttxlv]

I now feel vindicated in assuming the average person is a moron

[slipknotsoadown]

LMFAO @ THE BLACK MAN HANDSHAKE

[JurockDaRock]

lmfao you fucked your mammy.

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

He gonna beat up a bunch of wetbacks for no reason now. He'll never find him. Morrie Povich.

[str8jacket5150]

Racisms just stupid anyhow.. I'm a white man & I could scrog a woman of any color. All pink on the inside.

[WillBackbone]

Many Black women have poor hygiene & don't shave their armpits or legs. The all pink on the inside quote is used for guys that have a difficult time getting laid. Now most pussy is usually better than no pussy so while I agree with you in principle I still would not lay down with the average 100% black woman I don't believe in always or never but just mostly. I prefer brunettes especially asians that are less than 130 Lbs and 5"2-5'6" and 25-33 years old but a guy like me can be picky.

[dugggerns]

Who you kiddin your obviously a guy who likes balls across the nose on a daily basis. but hey its not your fault maybe your mom and dad are first cousins,in that case rock on.

[Solow295]

Will (No) Backbone....... you stupid ass, tobacco chewing, married to your sister backwood smoking, deer and antler eating, KKK grand wizard robe wearing fool!!!! Did you forget that the soundboard being used was NOT a black person? I'm 100000% sure that the shitheads who did that prank were NOT black either. Reconsider your words and use some damn discretion when you chose to throw insults and make false accusations. Fag!