Real True History: Psychics and the American Revolution

[BMFRaw]

Aha! Lincoln as a woman! Thanks for the correction.

I think people who have such a compulsion to be right about everything and appear smarter than everyone else have self-esteem so challenged that their determination to divert anyone's attention away from it greatly inhibits the capacity for intellectual humor.

For those of you to whom that applies, in other words, DON'T BE SO FULL OF YOURSELVES! It's called satire. Look it up.

[BMFRaw]

It's amazing and appalling how education and intellect have been watered down and poisoned so much that so many people don't recognize and/or understand blatant satire.

President Lincoln was a robot. Who's going to be dense enough to argue to the contrary?

[TwistedMojo]

@BMFRaw You'd be surprised (re: Lincoln, robot). There's a "lost" episode of Real True History that posits Lincoln was a woman. The joke was that it was a non-starter... as soon as the question was raised, the historian said it was ridiculous and the episode ended. Yet I've had resumes sent to me, telling me I need to hire them on my staff so this show can be more historically accurate.

[BungiePhantom]

@TwistedMojo

what do you mean by lost? I recall seeing it on Comcast on demand thingamijig many years ago. I tried finding it online but couldn't. what happened?

[TwistedMojo]

@BungiePhantom I didn't remember RTH being part of the Comcast deal. Anyway it's not "lost" in the sense that it's missing from the world. I have it. I just took it out of rotation. Similarly, there was a Lonely Astronaut called "A Typical Day" with silence for 40 seconds, LA saying "Please kill me," then a cut to the cheerful theme song. Both seemed to annoy people. Maybe I'll put one or both back when I finish remastering everything in HD.

[TwistedMojo]

@BungiePhantom I was able to find it online, though. Google "real true history lincoln" and the first two links are the vid.

[BungiePhantom]

@TwistedMojo

thanks for the info bro

[TwistedMojo]

Holy crap! I totally forgot about "I dramatize metaphysically infused true crime for the enlightenment of human kind" guy. That guy should get a meme.

[GaySingleMulatto]

What would be the point of this; I ask rhetorically, as I have know interest in knowing.

[TwistedMojo]

@GaySingleMulatto What would be the point of you as a wannabee screenwriter at age 45; I ask rhetorically, as I have know interest in knowing.

[TwistedMojo]

Okay, I took a look at your blog and realized you're one sick puppy and stumbled upon this vid because you believe this shit is real.

You won't read this because you posited your comment rhetorically and meant "no" instead of "know." Yet I feel compelled to apologize. I draw the line at making fun of the mentally ill.

[GaySingleMulatto]

@TwistedMojo My point would be that I dramatize metaphysically infused true crime for the enlightenment of human kind.

[TwistedMojo]

@GaySingleMulatto Indeed. Thank Christ someone's doing that. Good luck.

[GaySingleMulatto]

@TwistedMojo Thank you kindly! It's moving forward, favorably.

[hongpingmike]

this is fucking halarious!! make more!!!

[Chuichupachichi]

That's strange, I had been certain that Thompson had requested assistance from Wellington and that since Napoleon's talents were being squandered upon an island of exile, he asked Wellington to bring him along also.

As I understood it, Thompson had instructed Napoleon to take a war party of Iroquois allies and partake in their ritualized, peyote crazed, battle preparations.

[abbazin102]

@Chuichupachichi Hahaha! it's funny how you asume the books you read isn't opinions? I would beleive in history books if the person they were talking about personaly told me "yes, that is correct" lol

[Chuichupachichi]

Then, according to Thompson's progressively advanced warfare knowledge, Napoleon established an impregnable imaginary Maginot Line in the middle of the Hudson River to stop Washington and his allied Hessian Tiger & Panzer Mechanized Divisions

Thats precisely as I wrote it within my published, history text book;

"The Complete Idiot's Guide To How History's Shit Happens"

[ratking89]

wtf is dis about ?

[cazzo53]

This is this, that is that.. After watching Different videos talking about the same subject really makes any subject awkwardly confusing.. this is the analysis i came up with to make it simple.

the word (History) from this point on is two words (His Story).

i don't believe shit anymore.. none was there, none has the facts, so shut the fkuc up. this is too all history in the world.

[ChalfantMT]

this is hilarious... though complete crap.

[Shifty0003]

lol wtff, are you serious ?!!

[TwistedMojo]

The words "real" and "true" (and, for that matter, "history") are right there in the title.

[hongpingmike]

@TwistedMojo awesome vid!!! the guy in the box jusy tops it off!!

[gearofduty2012]

what the fuck lol

[Hommelfot]

I laughed so hard and for so long that, by the time I was done, my cat had died and France had occupied Russia. I applaud the makers of this rather splendid video.

[LordLugburz]

that was brilliant ^_^

[billybobnortan]

what a fool. "WE SHALL JOIN OUR TRADITIONAL ALLIES, THE AMERICANS"

[PhotoPlankton]

very thorough and truthful analysis of history indeed :-D