Bob and Doug McKenzie Pizza Hut Commercial 1985

[knockhardc]

Too bad their pizza is now shit!

[canoestothemoon]

hahahaha eh?

[julesbrunettlast]

awesome

[mikecronis]

I loved this commercial, "Use.. noise to dissorient opponent, that way you can get more stuff off his, uh pizza." I'd quote that for years.

[Dardanstarnan]

It's Pizza the Hutt!!!!!!!

[Huntsong]

I want this as a ringtone...

[MissRandomIsRandom]

Start watching, (looking at Bob) and it goes like this:

Epic face, epic face, epic face, epic face...

Now pause at 0:21

Jizz. In. My. Pants.

Yeah, I know, I'm a hoser for posting that, aren't I?

[skinnyvinny3]

PIZZA RAPE.

[SilentServiceCode]

pizza hut sucks a lot of dick now compared to the late 80s/early 90s

[Attila709]

I tried this pizza raid thing and got my ass kicked. Next time it won't be a big black guy.

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

BOB N DOUG SHOULD MAKE MORE COMMERCIALS!!!1

[thingjob]

back when pizza hut was good. nuttin but crap now

[mpjgbx]

@thingjob Yea, they're profits are so small now that quality control is almost non-existent.

[WTFailTv]

lol!!! PIZZA RAPE!!! LOL!!!!1!!!!

[greatwhitenorth112]

I HOPE THIS WILL STAY ON YOUTUBE ITS A CLASSIC

[CittykATCitty]

bob remindas me of my teacher

[Giggity1238]

they didn't say eh the entire commercial.

I am disappoint

[JackInYourBoxTV]

@Giggity1238 Rick Moranis did

[GiantsHky]

These guys are total HOSERS!

[tigerkidtre]

"Use noise to distort your opponent" LMAO!!

[SurlyInsomniac]

@tigerkidtre The word is "disorient", you hoser.

[hargosh37]

Did they put back bacon on that pizza?

[leiviskaboy]

@hargosh37 yes... back bacon

[Discosaturn]

Hold it, the name is spelled McKenzie, NOT MacKenzie, you hosers!

[lizerd911]

beauty love dem

[ThePorchHonkie]

hahaha

[Oceanlovermomo]

The old commercials were the best ones eh! =~D

[PointBeingFilms]

They spelled McKenzie wrong.

[Cenamark2]

Canadians are crazy. 

[ThePorchHonkie]

@Cenamark2 canadians are the shit

[tacoland2000]

God that's beautiful. Bob and Doug keepin' it real... REAL real. I miss the old millennium sometimes.

[lizerd911]

beauty eh!

[ConcreteSurfer420]

Pure Nostalgia

[VenkmansGirl]

That's RICK MORANIS!! XD God, he's the best!!!

[streetcarjay]

I know this is a commercial, but a hoser has a beer in his hand eh!

[GrandFunker]

They had some crummy lookin pizza back then

[tacoland2000]

@GrandFunker Everything looks bad on camera, unless it has makeup. You want these guys to have to eat makeup, you sick bastard?

[GrandFunker]

@tacoland2000 take off hoser!

[unqtious]

The first time in my life, I crave Pizza Hut.

[7GMcG7]

WOW PIZZA HUT FAILS, it's spelt MCKENZIE! lol. they still have great pizzas eh. those hosers.

[starwarscomic]

Pizza raid!

[kc86er]

I have this commercial on an old "Wizard of Oz" tape.

[JakeR0d31]

PIZZA RAID!!!!

My bro pulled that gag on me when I was little.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

They're like Mike and Joel from MST3K if they were massive stoners from canada!

[PrimetimeD]

Bob and Doug rule!

[brandonnn114]

this is why i'm proud to be canadian lol

[Bliblac222]

lmfao Bob and Doug McKenzie are Canadian heroes! They never get old. Love them :)

[axle518]

i agree with some of that....except for them getting old....idunno...have you seen em recently? :/

[peteball31]

ya they had a two four thing like last year

[TwinCityKillaz]

I worked a Pizza Hut before in Houston. If I had a bunch of hosers like that working with me I would've quit!

[canadasreallybig]

pause at exactly :13 HAHAHA Rick Moranis's face x]

[canadasreallybig]

was that a real commercial like that was actually on t.v?

[DRealfriknKeenan]

oh, that looks like pretty good pizza, eh.

[ItsDooDah]

I don't even like pizza... but now I kinda want some. It sounds really good all of a sudden. Hmm....

[JackPlatt]

GOOO GOOO GOOO GOOO GOOOO GOOO GOOO GOOO!!!!! GOOO GOOO GOOO GOOO GOOO GOO GOOO GOOO!

Good day! And welcome to The Great White North!

OK eh? So our topic for today is how to get more stuff on your pizza eh? Bob and Doug McKenzie!!! LOL!! The funniest and greatest hosers the world has ever known!

[k77jones]

these guys r 2 close.

[omgitsdebbie]

ahaha classic!! :D

they make a great team!

[kaydeelady689aot]

OMG I love the MacKenzie brothers!!! My family watchess Strange Brew every October!! This is hilarious!!!!

[sgshitfl12]

rick always has these great facial expresions i love his face after he got all the stuff stolen off his pizza

[magog77]

Last summer my brother did this to me, totally caught me off guard and stole all the cheese off my slice. I was laughing so hard when I realized what he'd done...remembering this commercial after 25 years. Classic.

[WingDiamond]

Pizza Raid!

[TheLegendfamily]

Get your hands off my pizza, ya hoser! ;D

[TheSeventhStooge]

Hey, trade you a beer for some cheese and pepperoni. Pretty good, eh? (hosehead)

[TheLegendfamily]

"Dad, Bob's trying to steal your beer!"  (Now that's a REALLY obscure MacKenzie reference. Can anybody nail that one down?)

[TheSeventhStooge]

Like, sorry, I don't remember, eh? (I almost said, Strange Brew- when Bob and Doug dropped their dad's beeer after pouring it out of Hosehead's dish into a glass, but Doug said, "Dad, Bob broke your beeer!" not "trying to steal your beer.") Not sure, but like I am looking forward to all you hosers telling us, eh?

[TheLegendfamily]

That's exactly it, I'm really impressed, u knob! ;D I was referencing the Hosehead scene in "Strange Brew" but I was working in your beer-trading idea as well.

[TheSeventhStooge]

You must be a professional like Geddy Lee, eh? Beauty!

[TheLegendfamily]

It's funny that u say that, Seventh. Drop me a PM, or vice versa, & I'll fill u in on it. I don't want to put it up on the boards.

[229095]

@TheLegendfamily (from a month ago): Are you sure the line isn't, "Dad! Bob broke your beer!" "No, I didn't. Doug broke it!" from Strange Brew?

[TheLegendfamily]

Y, ik, TheSeventhStooge & I were joking around about the GWN/McKenzie Bros. dialogue. I wasn't trying to put up a direct quote fr. "Strange Brew".

[229095]

Oh, jeez. Sorry, eh. (pronounced, by Bob, "sore-y")

[TheLegendfamily]

No worries, mate: it happens 2 all of us every now & then. Btw, I like the Bob pronunciation gag.

[Tackles48]

pizza rape? lol

[greatwhitenorth112]

READ MY USER NAME... BEAUTY EH!!!!

[229095]

Yah, beauty name, eh. That's why I subscribed to you months ago, you knob.

[hoosierscot]

@greatwhitenorth112 Yeah. Like, take off, eh?

[kikodude310]

haha, they're such hoseheads!

[Nicecatholicgirl]

"I stole his cheese while he wasn't lookin'"

[gabrielgabriel2000]

sex with elefants

[Geot123]

this is so funny EH u hoser

[GreenWoodWild]

ROFL

[manmadebeefcake7]

funny eh

[Fanilow09]

:-) Rick Moranis is such a cutie!

[flamesgal21]

haha the look on his face at :21 is adorable XD

[Fanilow09]

:-) agreed

[Teesdale007]

I don't remember this commercial at all....I love it though.

[themightyboooooooooo]

My friend would constantly do that to my slice and he would always yell "Pizza rape," It's amazing how some people's ears work.

[CiPhEr505]

That hat is not a tuque

[Nicecatholicgirl]

"Use noise to disorient your opponent."

[countblah31]

Ok I thought he said "Pizza rape" but I guess when I read the comments...yes it is "Pizza raid" LOL

[freeblago]

"Pizza rape". lol You just made me day for sure!

[TheBlueFlamingo]

One of my all time favorite commercials! Pizza raid!

[hedleylamar74]

oh, like I almost forgot eh...

ah..Good Day eh

[hedleylamar74]

pizza raid you hosers!!!!!! pizza raid! pizza raid!! ahhhhahhhhhahhhhhahhhhhhaahhhh­hhahhhhh!

take off...eh

[moppymcjones]

ITS F'ING RAID

[ilovesugar2]

"Pizza rape! Ahhhhhhhahhhhhhhahhhhh!"

[mrspivvy]

having seen the film strange brew I reckon he said pizza, eh?

[Squirelbutt]

He said pizza raid...(as in raiding the food stuff off the pizza dough)

[BlackBandit567890]

Wow these guys are awesome LOL

[RunRudyRun]

"Pizza Ray!!! Aaahhhhhaaaahhhhaaaahhhhaaahh!­!"

lmao

XD

Bob and Doug rock my mismatched socks!!

[FeisGirl]

I think it's pizza rape, not ray, I could be wrong though :)

[Squirelbutt]

Its pizza raid.

[omfgxPANTS]

I love how you say Pizza raid, and pizza rape. Its neither, if you were a true Canadian, you'd know he said Pizza RAY.

[CruezLittleAngel]

OMFG thats funny as helL!

[beatlesfreak100]

It's kinda dumb how the Pizza Hut people spelt "McKenzie" wrong.

[RendraMada]

Ah...this brings back SO many memories. I remember this commercial being on a video we took of The Wizard of Oz off of tv. I've been quoting "Pizza Raid...ah,ah,ah,ah..." for years, only to be looked at like I was nuts. Now, I can prove where it came from!

Thank you!

[mrmoofle]

OMG, recorded Wizard of Oz the same year (was like 1984) and was in the same boat. Good to know someone shares my pain, lol.

[doofwe]

okzzzzz

[thorondor2]

I think he said "pizza raid" duh

[radiofan6872]

I had heard that this commercial existed, but I thought it was only the stuff of legend. I am really glad that you have posted it!

Also, I think I shall start using Doug's term: "pizza rape"... it is both unexpected and funny (although actual rape is not).

[FUNNYMAHN]

Pizza hut rox

[Maxmulham]

too bad I hate pizza hut

[daesoph]

I know they made a few of these ads... somebody PLEASE post the rest... I've gotta have 'em!!

[kangiwiyaka]

Good stuff.

[notfifi]

xDDD

too funny.

i love rick moranis~ <3

[kat384]

This is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!

i don't even like Pizza Hut and now

i want to eat their pizza!

I love Bob and Doug McKenzie!