STUPID LIFE AND WATER DISCOVERED ON EARTH

[LouieVittonVII]

This basicly sums up life

[LouieVittonVII]

You are a god amongst men

[MaryJoMuser]

love you Deek 

[teasnax]

brill there Mr. Conehead! sad thing is is that we've really sent things to hell here and it'd serve us right to be obliterated by another carbon-based lifeform. nice imperialist declarations as a jeer and praise Lord Xenu!

[alexanderthewraith]

Puppetential I mean presidential!

[checkle1]

boring

[doodweremacar]

just keeps getting better and better and im going in no particular order, FKN NEWZ is a masterpeice!

[terr547]

Dude! I cannot get enough of this! You are a FUCKIN GENIUS! Geniuses are always ostracized from society however. Most people would not believe you if you said Jesus was an Alien... How else could he walk on water, change water into wine, and cause the earth to shake when he died??? Anways....... YOU'RE A FUCKIN GENIUS!

[Snowflake70]

FACINATING how each time WE as a "species" face traumatic events always seem to reach back into the past evolution of the planet and our place in the Universe. Hmmmm? Not enough of this stuff from Grade School? Any other reasons? I'm listening.

[prunar]

0:28 Is that a colonoscopy?

[fred10538]

Dig those Arkaos backgrounds.

[He101A]

LOL, hahahahahaha. That alien sounds like a alien version of Christopher Columbus, lol.

[DetroitGhost9]

wankers and bankers, and bullshit. that has to be his password lol. he keeps saying it all the time hahah this guy is great. rules r only made for the rich. not the poor, to protect criminals, not the good people in this world.

[tehdreamer]

wankers bankers :P

[coffinman6]

Oh shit they even want to kill the houseplants!epl

.....Btw...

Can houseplants survive a Depleted Uranium filled environment?

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

Unless someone devises an explosive big enough to take a large enough chunk out of her.

[t4705mb6]

AHHHHH!

It's a conehead!!!

Save me Jesus!

[durian0]

Long live the FKN News!!!

[BeautifulSnake1993]

nice head effect.

i'm favouriting this one

[whatpeoplewantonline]

I'm not talking about biological survival, I'm talking about life as we know it. Lifestyle. We will lose the lifestyle we may be accustomed to. Way before we have an opportunity to "pull them off the ivory towers", we will be be forced into submission by the Global Police State. Storm Troopers

[whatpeoplewantonline]

And its about to get worst, (8:06) whenwe have no cash at all and everything is digital!!! They can literally turn off your life. We are already prepped for slavery,Turn off the electricity and take away the gasoline and we're at their mercy. No internet, no cars, no AC, no news, no computers...what the Phuc would we do then? Once a mind has been expanded it can never go back.

[uberjim83]

Yeah, nobody ever survived without that stuff!

I know exactly what we'll do then. Once they've pushed us farther than we can tolerate being pushed (everyone has a tipping point), we'll pull the Haves out of their ivory towers and kill them in the streets. We'll start our society anew, and vow never to make the same mistake.

Then, the revolutionaries will die, and their successors will begin expanding their new power, and another revolution will become necessary. Happens all the time.

[BeautifulSnake1993]

I gotta look up ghandi and see what he did.

[uberjim83]

Yeah, if we're lucky we'll wind up like India! O wait a minute...

Don't get me wrong, I like peace.  It's awesome and I'm glad he had such a strong Jain influence. But the fact is, if that stuff usually worked when people tried it, then his victory wouldn't have wound up in the history books, because peaceful protests happen all the time. If it usually worked, then Ghandi's accomplishment wouldn't be rare, and therefore we probably wouldn't know his name today.

[ratwell71]

F--K FREEMASON PIECES OF CRAP.

[ratwell71]

LOL. TOO FUNNY, BUT TRUE.

[TEARDUCTER]

Agreed :) thank God some people discover their brains

[2Crystalight]

listen to him and you will get far rofl

[theylive23]

Can I borrow your wormhole, mate? I'm looking for a new planet to live on.

This one's fucked and it smells funny.

[calista48]

loooooooool

[JCLeSinge]

Personally, I'm trying to flag down a lift from the Plaiedians, I hear they have good welfare.

[tigerpouy2001]

omg hahaha lol funny shitt haha dodooo lol

[LovetheFuture]

this is great.. lol

[InfiniteDM]

fkinnews watch now and cure you brains

[BobHaulk]

it's my brain that's creating your words so maybe it's me that's depressed

[rjshmo]

I like science.

[BobHaulk]

thanks for that wonderful description of your depression. Hippy dippy prose about abdicating the search for the secrets of the universe. I'm doing you a favour by telling you about the electric universe, it's up to you to find out more. You'd better hurry mind because the black hole is about to blow and us humans are in for a evolutionary shock

[THESTRINGPULLER]

The only thing they are doing in space is upgrading the satellite spy cameras that are aimed at the terrorist..the USA citizens!

We went to war with an enemy who could be anyone, so THEY LEFT THE BORDER WIDE OPEN! This is proof that the North American Union is in effect.They are letting those aliens invade because THERE ARE NO TERRORIST but THEMSELVES!

[BobHaulk]

The sun is electric. I keep telling you. You can read out that book "hundred things you should know about the universe" but it's all bollocks. The sun is electric, it aint nuclear, carbon pollution isn't to blame for global warming and planet x is a cover for the evolutionary shock thats about to blow from our black hole.

It's a bit rich to accuse humans of being ignorant of the stars when your a conspiracy theorist who reads out NASA lies

It's an ELECTRIC UNIVERSE

[LaLeeRoyce]

YOU GOT MAN =)... YOU ARE 1 of THE FEW who gives us ALL A CHANCE..Thanks!

[flipper82a]

Just a postnote!!! I didn't know that ALIENS spoke wiv a Scottish accent!!!! LOL!!!!!

Absolutely FKN Hilarious!!!

[flipper82a]

Wonderful as USUAL!!!!!! yeah! Fantastic!

Hope the shed is coming along! Sir!

MuchlurvFlipperx

[InfiniteDM]

this is the best news channel i get all my updates here

[zanretsukenXII]

damn, the fkn newz just keeps getting better

[SoulOne19]

Rock ON Deek - 2 bad the useless catatonic cattle who need watch this never will.

[imr22]

Erm there isn't just one moon for earth. There are at least 2 others i'm aware of. Cruithne being one of them.

Ahh i love being pedantic.

[ELELEF]

Great my friend,great.

Health and Joy!

[Slavesrevolt]

FKN awesome as usual.

[Seneka4295]

The fkn newz is fkn awesome man. Thanks Deek :-)

[nameofthepen]

Oh, dear. Does this mean we are going to receive an *additional* shipment of godschosenpeople?

But we haven't even used up the ones we have now! (:-'

[miketheday]

LOL...Hey Nom! How ya doin' buddy?

I love ya, brother, ifn it wernt for you, I'd not know what the real goinz on are!

[jupiterjjrm]

Great video Deek!!

[wjfox2006]

Hilarious :-D

[mystykit]

Thanks for showing us the Illuminati's real faces, LOL...

[lastnymleft]

Terrific stuff, Deek. You need a bigger audience.

****

C'mon you fk'ers, get out there and help promote this channel for deek! If you haven't, or are not making a monetary contribution, it's the very least you can and SHOULD do.

[citizenX9328g]

Hey,deke - I like how you took down the pace slightly.I always feel sad for those trying to keep up when their first language is not ours.

There's something in your intonations in this particular video that is coming across loud and clear :)

[citizenX9328g]

* Deek

[fknnewz]

Thanks citizenX9328g I was trying to keep my head still , so the cone effect wouldnt need to much work/movement,which slowed it down a bit as well.

[citizenX9328g]

Ah,I never thought of that.More power to the conehead,then :)

[mattsnow81]

nice forefront, deke!

[ORACLE063]

BLUEBEAM

[poppapump444]

earth pronounced ahhhhhhh lol

[Eudoxio80]

What if ET's discover Earth? Nicely done.

[Aiursrage2k]

Kill all the earthlings, long live the lizard men

[retlifwolley]

What planet did you go to deek ? and what happened before you return to planet earth?

lets see if talking about it will change anything...

[RevolutionaryJam]

better than nothing I suppose :-)

[bootme21]

always brilliant. enjoy the show every week from Indiana, USA...

[sharperguy]

Nice to end on a high note!

[evryonesacritic]

I call on every Peace loving citizen of the world to Assemble with us on July 12th 2008 in Washington DC.

Search Youtube for: we the people 2.0

Watch and rate the we the people 2.0 video and then send the video to everyone that you know and ask them to do the same.

Do the same with this video

Are You Ready? - It Is Time!

Google revolution march and also:

givemeliberty . org / revolution

For Peace, Freedom & Prosperity - Make a Stand Now!

[nes018]

No! Not the house plants!

[splintercell99]

"better than nothing i suppose!"

[notimelikenow08]

This is blatant human discrimination.

[Slovan4]

5* great!

[Puzzoozoo]

HAHAHA Brilliant. 5 Stars.

[SothisAmon]

Nice twist mate

[PollenB]

Best yet deek! Nano nano!

[PollenB]

The Von Battenberg Goethe Crime Banking Family.

[LobsterHammerFoot]

deek plays Warhammer 40k

[Nix91]

I think terra is from latin.

[mottoncouthUSA]

Where I live, they don't even hide that fact. Zion's Bank is the biggest bank in Utah.

[TheBigHo111]

Powerful wankers! HA HA HA

[eversincealways]

I want my shirt... now.

[TheBigHo111]

HA HA HA!!! GREAT!!!

[blujufirst]

Third! Live long and prosper Deek

[MuDfx]

Mumbo Jumbo ^^