Veggies of the sea? STANKIN'

[mordredt02]

Chris Crocker is a vegetable.

[123turnaroundgirl]

@mordredt02 Darren Criss is a vegetable:O

[TheCrescendo80]

i laughed my ass off omg

[stefwithanf1]

:55 haha oh chris ive loved you since 2007 !<3

[Kingofdiamonds21]

wow so much hate in this comment space

[FierceEryk]

HATERS BACK OFF!

[rajngla77vol2]

looks like grandma doesnt like you very muchXD

[jenduri]

ing gay

[jenduri]

I think that she´s depressed of you be

[DraperHaz]

You're so rude. You deserve these stupid haters.

[poshpsylocke]

I think you're being rude to your grandma but I wonder if she thinks it's cute? I don't think so by how she's reacting in this vid.

[AyshoRaysho]

i feel sorry for his gramdma. he is a fucking brat

[Coppergasm]

"Oh, you didn't know fish were a living, breathing thing?" XD Oh dear.

[PeepsRock309]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO THIS VIDEO

[skidoobabe1988]

although he may be driving her crazy, he has a point salmon patties smell like "cootie" lol, my gma makes them to and the smell lingers forever

[123Burningheart]

OKAY, not all smell like that at all. Seriously. Only some people who have a bit of hygene issues. But people who eat rite and drink plenty of water do not have that problem at all. 

[usbreanna11]

@thePELVUS yes

[ThePEVULS]

is he gay

[ROFLcopterFLYING]

@ThePEVULS yes he is... literally

[ThePEVULS]

@ROFLcopterFLYING lol what does that mean

[stankynose]

@ThePEVULS

It means he actually IS gay, you can tell by the looks and acts.

[ThePEVULS]

@stankynose usually literally is used when something is overacted dumbass

[stankynose]

@ThePEVULS

who you calling a dumbass, troll?

[ThePEVULS]

@stankynose who else but you wanker 

[stankynose]

@ThePEVULS

get lost you dimwit.

[xaadgh1]

Plants are a living breathing thing.

[MrJason300]

What an interesting relationship you have with your grandmother o.0

I can't help but lol

[LoganP1990]

Hahahaha smells like cootie

[28306dc]

i'm sorry, but you've became boring since you changed to a boy

[blocklear1986]

Oh, chris I have been watching from the start! And I love u and ur gma she is the best!

[onecrazytewb2]

hahaha I love her dry humor, it's so cute.

[abhorentsoul1]

haha youre such a bitch. i love you XD

[MrsGrifindoor]

megJ108 have you not sceen his other vids ...HES RUDE!! .....I <3 him ... BUT HES RUDE

[adamsglambitch]

On december 24 at 8:00 in the morning a 14 year old boy by the name of Scott jonhson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened turns out he was still signed into his myspace she found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter if you don't repost to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight... Sorry don't want to die

[mrbubbles854]

@adamsglambitch Does she still have a mouth? Cause I would like a blowjob before I die.

[Shortysingeraddition]

Chris: What you think that smells like?

his mom: Fish.

Chris: Mhhm, Cooti, Cooti.

Hahahaha Chris <3 I love you!

[hercreativeheart]

I'm sure his grandma knows Chris loves her... We only see what he chooses to show us, <3

[hottygirl180]

He does look like Joe a bit doesn't he lolz 

[RapetTest5566]

He isnt abusing the old bitch. why dont you go to the video of the judge in Texas that beats his daughter for just using the computer. Type Judge Beating Daughter on YouTube to see it. Thats where your hate should be at.

[RapetTest5566]

WTF?! You dumbasses have to know that this is one minute out of 24 hrs. Everyone is fucking around with their siblings like this. the only difference is that you dont record it and make money of this on YouTube. No, i dont mean that hes doing this to get views (which is obviously working, BTW) but he puts some life clips online for you to enjoy and make fun of. YOU LOVE IT!

[troublemaker1yeppeo]

to them cootie means private area of men/ women ... 0—o

[yyttroll]

WTF is cootie-cootie?!

[fasterkillfantomx]

fyi Chris, vagina only smells like fish if you ain't washin'. Unless you're unfortunate and your natural smell is fishy. XD

[JohannasMusicChannel]

damn, I wish a was a boy and gay, Chris is amazing

[MrsBobhat]

Chris Crocker...will you marry me :) PLEASE!

[sereneyoshiko]

the only cootie that smell like salmon is one what's been used filled up,not washed out, n left dirty for awhile. Aint no healthy clean un-used cootie smellin like to chicken of the sea! If yo gf cootie is stankin like some rotton shrimp - chances are you f*cked and she aint washed it out... if you aint f*cked her, then she cheatin on you cuz thats some other dead sea-men stankin up in there! Or she got some disease. wash that bitch or dump that bitch.

[SammeSumiko]

Smells like cootie cootie lmao

[Manolis107]

Awwww!Your grandma is soooooooo good and you are so bad for her

[Thunder0o]

WORST GRANDSON EVAAAAAAAAR.

[RaveGogglez]

I feel bad for her,lolz

[mizukisanwa]

SALMON PATTIES.

[ffwast]

0:06 "sal-mon pattiez"

[CrimsonRage7]

I would have smashed your face into that pan if I was her. Bitch ass. You suck.

[thiefessa]

Does she ever smile? :l

[LostGreying]

HAHAHAHA

[Gizmo1346]

LOL YOUR RANDOM

[sexydude2020]

Your mum is not happy arround you.... it's a sad situation...

[sassy2420]

lol "dont smell it".

[VidKai]

y r u so rude to her?

[kabelsatan0]

Dude, your sexual orientation is so not the main reason why you attract haters, it's the fact that you're fucking rude.

[icewind1111]

@kabelsatan0 Hes not rude its supposto be for humor stupid

[MegJ108]

@kabelsatan0 You know what, fucking piece of shit. GTFO Chris's video if you think he's rude -.-

[itsmejohnathan]

I feel bad for her :(

[stephy171717]

it bugs me how they keep pronouncing it SAL-MON. >.< the L is silent!!

[TheGemmers123]

He needs to get out of her face... Way too close + rude.

[steppinoutzzz]

You look so hot with glasses!

[jernurt]

HaHa that was hilarious

[dontmesswithray]

funnier when hes a girl.

[gwennymoran98]

I feel sorry for the poor old woman she must be really annoyed by him:|

[funbutgeeky]

this is so funny!

[275em]

POOR LADY I FEEL FOR YOU GIRL XXX

[Nouri8885]

lol chris crocker is being so annoying to that lady but she is being really patient with him, theres no other way to behave around chris he likes being hte boss

[GoThIcNeko90]

hahaha you guys are hilarious:P

[metalgirl2]

lmao you are so mean to that poor woman xD

[Country0gal]

Wait; how do u know what cootie smells like?? D:

[GothicLoser411]

@KikyoChanXD I was explaining the psychology of gay men.In neurology tests it proved why gay men feel the need to put women down,because gay men want a reason to feel that them liking men makes them better then straight men.its to brainwash their straight friends into being grossed out by women in hopes their friend will become gay.Its also in-denial gay's excuse for why they don't like women.Chris is a hypocrite,him making these sexist jokes is the same as a straight man putting down gay sex.

[MultiJessieBell]

Ur so mean to her wow I can't even watch more videos of u yellin at her I mean give her a chance idk if this is acted out but I'm so sorry for her

[TheHornswagglers]

Poor grandma with her crucifix around her turtled neck...

[GirlsRockVideoClub]

love your glasses

[krisjamez21]

WHAT YOU COOKIN GIRL? LMAO! I LOVE THESE VIDS WITH YOU AND YOUR GRANDMA XD

[csDest]

annoying -________-

[imnotlookinganyway]

She has the heat up too high, burnin everything.....haha

[NeverShoutSheyenne]

Dude she looked pissed.. Well then

[TheGleeUnion]

man you're getting older!!

[MaryTheresa1986]

I want to taste Chris's cootie!

[dreamdoll1988]

geez i dont know how your mum can put up with you she seems pissed off

[typh0087]

are you an actor? you'd make a great actor. i'd love to watch you in movies

[pokepup]

I dunno, I mean, do you guys just sit in the corner when you're at your grandma's house, afraid to touch her porcelain cat collection? She and Chris obviously have a relationship that's foreign to the collective you. Fortunately my grandmother and I are just as joking and sarcastic to each other and it never bothers us, it shouldn't bother you.

Also Chris are you a vegetarian? Even more reason to love you <3

[AlyssumConner]

You're mean to her! :(

[dy81]

U dick .

[siksully]

how wud he know wot cuti smells like??

[PrincessaAlicia8911]

He sort of looks like Joe Jonas.!! lmao

XD

[thebloodyscone]

@PrincessaAlicia8911 Who-- oh, yeah! I remember!

[JackDLM]

@GothicLoser411

VAGINAS, MY WORST ENEMY SINCE AGE 5. THEY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND KILLED MY FAMILY.

[richman066]

You can tell that she's way sick of this dude

[TKPelham123]

U can tell the look on chris's Gma's face that she absolutly hates him!!! XD

[ToxicVampire701]

Omg XD

[GothicLoser411]

@man4man7110 Uh, no it does not smell like fish,the only bad smell it has isn't even fishy in the least,its more of a yeasty smell when it has an infection, and some kind of sex disease, whereas a mans sperm actually has a slight smell of fish naturally.

[GothicLoser411]

@DopeMcDoperson You're right,you should read a comment i posted about the psychology of teenage gay men on this vide.

[GothicLoser411]

Chris spreads hatred on women,Just like all gay men do,all these bad things about the vagina were made up BY gay boys,when they were younger & had best friends who were straight, & were becoming obsessed with girls,they get jealous & say bad things to make him think negatively about women,so that MAYBE they will be to grossed out by girls to like them.Gay men being closed minded,& putting down the female sex organs,its the same as straight men calling men fags & thinking GAYS ARE GROSS.

[OniResurected]

She looks so impressed with you! XD I highly suggest staying away from a little old lady if she has a hot stove, big frying pan or a spatula...even worse, all three.

[Raccoonanimal3]

I wish you were nicer to your grandma, I mean I know, or think your just messing, but she always looks so angry or just uncomfortable in the videos you have with her.

[elysssa6543211]

Chris, you look great!

[ThePinupGoddess]

Lol, she looks so damn mad..

[romyrawr]

That salmon you're cooking smells like cooty girl

[ocergnairb]

i love the way he says "GIRLL"

[estupido7490]

"Smells like cooty"

How would he know? Seriously, like how would he know that? lol

[cruelbusiness1984]

@video: ur just botherin her dude come on

[StonersBrothers]

it smells like cooty girl

then dont smell it

SHOowee

[artvandeleyyy]

you look soooo great like that :-)

[minimalist1984]

@Mr420Lifer That is such a hurtful thing to say. It costs nothing to be nice, you should try it.

[minimalist1984]

@Mr420Lifer Of course it's a bad thing. This is 2011 you know, bitch. It's ok to be gay!

[minimalist1984]

@Mr420Lifer You are a homophobic piece of scum. Change your attitude hunny, it stinks.

[LimitedRiverTV]

fishy smell = a STD

[SemiMarky]

@LimitedRiverTV Virgin?

[ashlynnftw]

Mr240lifer GET A LIFE.

[raindown64]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[schattig1elfje]

Why is she so angry?

[FaerieDustt]

Lmfao <3 I love the old man whistle he does.

[xSolutionHD]

I bet she wants to kill herself.

[kaliyuta]

salmon patties i haven't had those in years.!!! Ya'll is too country.

[MotherAbby]

Oh my gawd, this video was the highlight of my day..LOL

[narcissisticrutches]

I thought it was a vegetable. Damn, lml :))

[DahMayPlz]

Cootie cootie! lmaoooo

[DouubleDee521]

Haha whyyoucookin a veggibergergurl ! Lol ilyyy

[Cathenja]

Are u an vegetarian?

[MrWalterram]

I feel sorry for tha woman

[LilBlondeGoddess11]

Hahaha i like when hes walkin away "shew me" hes a cute guy!! I like the glasses on him! Beautiful girl and cute guy:)

[dbbonecrusher]

@LilBlondeGoddess11 "shew wee", not "shew me", just sayin'.

[CrazyADGirl]

i like his face at 0:14 -- very sexy... X-D

[mikaela8422]

lol

[LizzieBabes419]

If you really loved your grandmother, you'd delete this video.

[peeandvinegar]

@LizzieBabes419

its all a joke ! hes nan knows that.. everyone needs to chill out

[littleyellowmonkey]

chris and his grammy are awesomeeee

[ShakiraElizabeth]

Aw Chris your gramma's so cute=)

[Sora5454]

i'm surpised she doesn't woop his ass xD

[kristinajonas]

she looked depressed..:/

[FireAlarm]

I wonder if she prays for a quick death ? Get the fuck out of that womans house, how dare you disrespect her like that in her own house. Ughh MOVE YOU LAZY FUCK WAD.

[TheUndeadReviewer]

Chris, your a dumb fuck.. you have no respect for your nan, and you can see she has no respect for you. She knows as well as we all do that your a failure. Your popularity thrives off your ability to fail in every shape and form. Why dont you get your head out of your ass and ask your nan about her life and maybe learn something from your elder you asshole.

[BleedingHeartsUnited]

xD you are so mean 

[conorsulli]

I hope they were playing... or was that a dumb thing to say?

[cheesetomycracker]

I felt sorry for the woman, I could tell she really did not want to have a video taken and was annoyed by him

[inbarshema]

I hate it when people that eat fish claim to be "vegetarian." I mean, I don't judge people for eating meat, all my friends do, but last time i checked, fish were living breathing things that feel emotions and feel pain. :P

[GothicLoser411]

@inbarshema Lol they feel the least feelings of most creatures on earth & have the shortest memories.

[fuhku2]

i just don't understand.  he would suck a dick and maybe even swallow but makes fun of someone frying and eating salmon.

[iamzachtilley]

@kateragas Because I have the right to say such things. :] Also because he is indeed a dumb fuck. Have a pleasant rest of your day.

[grantgrunge]

ive spent like 30 minutes watching the first two seconds of this video. "hey, whatchu cooki' girl?" BAHAHAHAA i have no life.

[EmilyyScarlett]

your grandma is the cutest ever

[91sweetypie]

You Should Make More Videos Of You && Your Grandma. It's Really Funny! :D

[Kennyraider]

Chris those glasses suits you WELL! You should wear them all the time :) Cheers from Bosnia

[CCRockit]

LEAVE YOUR GRANDMA ALONE RIGHT NOW!

SHES A HUMAN!!

i'll be like....20 other people have already made that joke, sorry Chris.

[Sazzygirl07]

Does no one understand that this is just a joke? :L

[reinventnv]

O my

[tommygoogyx]

I just wanted her to snap and make him choke on the food.

[jahnavixo]

When chris crocker does videos like these, he is on coke.

[vegangirly]

@TheTeamNBK nope. Gender is very fluid, just because you go a long time one way doesn't mean you won't switch. Also we just see very brief clips of zer life, we are just seeing him in boy mode more lately. Also, it takes a really long time to get ready when you are serious about passing as the opposite sex, so she might just not have the time to dress.

[TheTeamNBK]

So did he lose the girl way and decided to be a regular gay guy and not a crossfresser?

[cherokee974]

Hehe chris makes me giggle :)

[stevenbabybaby]

that granny is so annoyed lol... shes funny

[estoyhartodeesto]

hahaha that is so funny keep doing videos with ur grand ma! :D

[mwahhaha289]

Chris has a crazy sense of humor....hahaha all these people think he's being seriously mean to her grandmother..haha, noo...

[babehc]

chris is pretty healthy, doesn't smoke, doesnt eat meat

[conker0007]

keep pressing 1

NOM NOM NOM

[fuckwasabi]

hahahaha you...... without makeup are soooo attractive. >>>>the bearded lady on the right LOLLLLL

[onlker]

Wrong--his g-ma isn't sad! She's just super laid back and clearly takes her goofball grandson with a grain of salt! I'm willing to bet she would do Anything for Chris! I think their interactions are hilarious! That look she is always giving him and that tone of voice she answers his "questions" with----that's love.....

[heather3190]

Whatever she's makin sure looks yummy!!

[Quinton111100]

Chris, you're so much cuter as a boy x))

[cici2c]

Lol, people shutup.

He just does that to be stupidd.

LMAO YOU GUYS ARE HILAROUS.

Make more videos like thisss.

♥

[ReplaKunt]

you guys realize he's not always like this to his grandma, right?

[nicvilt]

lol. plants are living thing too! so :P