If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971) - (Clip 3)

[Beastkingzetta]

yes!! A FAKE PITCHFOLK STAB IS FUNNY!!!

[ozzyscruggs1]

Sgt Bilko



[cybryn]

HAWRAH

[jahoos0]

Those overalls were a fashion crime. He deserved it. Nice job Drew Carey.

[BurnSpangler]

you know what else is documented?

white American, non communist men killing black people.

[mainestategop]

@BurnSpangler Those same men howver promoted the same values as the communists. Both the national socialists and the KKK advocated gun control (defenseless unarmed blacks are easier to hang) They advocated laws banning any speech calling for aiding blacks, (speech codes) They also used the government to carry out their agenda. Hey! If blacks are inferior why do we need arbitary laws making them that way?

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

Where did you get your political education? The KKK is very much against gun control, as are all modern neo-nazi movements in the US. Communists were among the first to fight for racial equality long before Democrats, Republicans, or even the major religious denominations..

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY even Michael Moore in his movie bowling for columbine admited that the first gun control laws were aimed at disarming minorities. The Democrats even admited they wanted them unarmed so the Klan can lynch them.

Studies show Joseph Stalin also murdered minorities in Russia the most. and they were targeted more for purges.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

What studies? Stalin is accused of "murdering" the kulaks, themselves at war with the USSR, and who decided it'd be better to destroy crops and livestock rather than hand it to the Bolsheviks, and thus caused their own starvation?

The US's entire history is tainted with oppression, imperialism, and subjugation that certainly rivals the "evils" of the USSR.

Lastly, I don't really believe in gun control. Any sane non-criminal person should be allowed to own a gun.

[das81]

Commies using black?.

What are they Fascists or Commies?.

Stupid movie!

[Acage69]

Fact: all xians ,except maybe Muslims, have a sort of suffering fetish were they like to have fantasies about being persecuted for their beliefs.

Muslims like to fantasie about killing infindels for Alllllllllllaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[patrick9648]

saw this in church when I was a kid. this scene made me sick. Never seen an R rated film before. and in church believe it or not. I'm sure lots of kid my age were tramatized by this stuff. Its really interesting to see again. stiff acting bad production values add to the campy appeal of this.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@patrick9648 It made me sick of how stupid it is.

[doctorbuzz]

obamacare?

[iNsyNR8R]

Welcome to ObamaCare®

[sedatedmonkey]

Lovin' the outfit.

[ddxt301]

anti-communist b movies are fucking epic

[bonham19]

Drew has finally quit the price is right and became a Communist?? :'[[

[zee339]

wow, horrible. just like when white xians lynched black xians. funny how you never hear of x on x genocide. fucking lying cocksuckers

[Cyclonus21]

The guy looks more like a Fascist Nazi than a communist.

[mainestategop]

An old film with bad acting. But this is what will happen if we dont change for the better.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop It's just a fictional story from the mind of an ignorant anticommunist. ¬¬

[mainestategop]

@xRHYDDERCHx Work of fiction but this happens all the time in communist countries.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop Oh, yeah? Do you really think so? hahahahaha That, people, is what anticommunist propaganda can do to someone's mind!

LOL

[mainestategop]

@xRHYDDERCHx Ignorance is bliss... You might want to research on the Grenada files and Freedom of the press in China if you think that. I also recomend a book, Babyar, written by a Ukranian Exile who survived under Stalin the occupation of the nazis (national socialists) and who fled for his dear life. Tell me if communism is so wonderful and America so evil why do people risk their lives to come here from those worker utopias?

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop Ignorance is watching this crappy video and think it is reality. What would you say about anti-US soviet propaganda? Following the same logic, you would say it's true, but say it's false if you're hypocrite.

I can recommend you a better book, called Fraud, famine and fascism: The Ukrainian genocide myth from Hitler to Harvard, written by historian Douglas Tottle. Also, Origins of the Great Purges: The Soviet Communist Party Reconsidered, 1933-1938, by Arch Getty.

;D

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop Other great ones, that go direct to the point, called Another View On Stalin, by Ludo Martens; and Inoi Stalin, by Yuri Zhukov. ;)

[mainestategop]

@xRHYDDERCHx Ukrainian genocide myth? You probably think the holocaust was a myth too. Otherwise Urkrainians, Cubans and others wouldnt be risking their lives coming to the evil capitalist american states.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop hahaha the most stupid ANTICOMMUNIST CLICHE! Read the fuckin book, then you could try to concretely criticize their informations after, can you do that?

[mainestategop]

@xRHYDDERCHx That movie isn't realt but its based on actual documented incidents that took place in communist countries such as China, Russia, Vietnam and elsewhere. You havent answered my question. If communism is so much better than capitalism, why did so many workers risk their lives fleeing over the Berlin wall and risk being eaten by sharks to get away from Cuba? Why are communist countries turd world shit while America prospered far better than everyother first world nation including USSR?

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop Falacies, falacies and falacies. You say "why did so many workers risk their lives fleeing over the Berlin wall", but after capitalism returned to "east germany", they now regret the end of SOCIALISM in East Germany. Just like most Russians, cause it was socialism that made USSR a super power and capitalism fucked em up.

Third world shit = CAPITALIST countries, but some grew by SOCIALISM. And the ones trying to do grow, are opressed by criminal economic embargos, like Cuba. ;)

[mainestategop]

@xRHYDDERCHx Bullshit. Those people who bitched about the end of socialism were sychophants that stayed behind. Russia&Cuba were fucked up because their system deprived ordinary people of basic rights such as free speech free press the right to own weapons in selfdense against criminals including those in government and because their giagantic corrupt state controled the economy and failed. What they have in Russia now is hardly capitalist. The only industry tha is growing is the govenment.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop "deprived ordinary people of basic rights such as free speech"

Every soviet had their own publication. What you call free speech is the freedom of the bourgeoisie to speak, but they're conservative in relation to socialism, which's progressive. "the right to own weapons in selfdense against criminals" The socialist state fights criminals really well.

"including those in government"

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[mainestategop]

@xRHYDDERCHx Every Russian citizen had their free press is what you are saying? And according to you anyone who isnt a socialist automatically loses their free speech rights.

Just about every socialiststate in the world is nothing but criminals. Look at Venezuela for example.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop Soviet = Worker's Council, dumbass.

[mainestategop]

@xRHYDDERCHx A worker's council run by the state and a few elitists.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop A Soviet was run by USSR workers organized, not bureaucrats. What was in just State's control were the sovkhozes, and the majority of rural properties were kolkhozes. But bureaucrat isn't a social class. The capitalist State is run by capitalists/owners of production. The socialist State is run by the workers, and capitalists are not included -- reasonable!

[mainestategop]

@xRHYDDERCHx Oh really? So they willfully gave away all their food and fruits of labor to the Commisars so they could sit in their dachas and eat caviar while the rest of the people starved and lived in squalor.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop It never happened in USSR, even after revisionism era (and I say this while being strongly anti-revisionist!). Of course, after the process of capitalist return started, the communal nature of Soviets were destroyed, but saying they had to give all their food to bureaucrats is a big illusion from anticommunist propaganda. The people also had access to dachas, at least until it was true to its origins. If you look to a revisionist to criticize communism: EPIC FAIL. ;D

[mainestategop]

@xRHYDDERCHx Sure. There was no holocaust either. Neither was their jim crow, 9/11 or any of those things....

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop Anticommunist cliche and fallacy. Nothing less, nothing more.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@mainestategop Anyway, every Soviet had their own publication while USSR was closer to socialism/marxism/leninism. More freedom of speech than in capitalism, where just the interest of the OWNERS OF NEWSPAPERS, TV CHANNELS, ETC is what counts. Period.

[os75]

@mainestategop long live chavez..better to live under his rule than bush for crying out loud.id rather live under a socialist rule than a fascist rule such as the USA..yes your country is turning into a fascist state and you dont even see it

[mainestategop]

@os75 Yes, and its all because of you Democraps that its happening.

So you'd rather live in a third world dictatorship with no free speech press religion right to asseble ETC, a nation with one of the highest rates of crime in the world, a nation where people have to eat dog food to survive and a nation with no free election system. All because you don't like Bush defending America from her enemies. good luck out there retard. You will probably starve or be killed in a purge.

[Kervanat0r]

@mainestategop

Why did jeebus rape your mind?

[mainestategop]

@Kervanat0r So are you children going to rationally explain to me and all the adults in the rrom why God doesn't exist and communism is so much better than freedom or are you going to keep passing gas and acting like a bunch of special ed students?

[Kervanat0r]

@mainestategop

there is no proof for the existence or inexistence of a supernatural being... and freedom is not the opposite of communism, nor is it synonymous with the Bush administration!

Look it up in the dictionary, it has nothing to do with bald eagles and waving flags

[mainestategop]

@Kervanat0r It certainly has nothing to do with forcing people at gunpoint to become atheists, confiscating the fruits of one's labor, firing squads for dissenters or death camps either.

[Kervanat0r]

@mainestategop

Like in Guantanamo?

Does freedom include supporting facist governments in order to avoid communism?

Srsly you have no idea what communism and seem to live in the absurd paranoia that christianity faces pogroms everywhere.

[mainestategop]

@Kervanat0r Guantanamo is a POW camp. Don't remember you protesting when Ho Chi Minh built them and when Jane Fonda had a serviceman in one of them Bataned to death.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

LOL the Vietnamese were defending their country, while the US ruling class callously sent its young men to die fighting a struggle that wasn't theirs to fight.

You're too busy sucking capitalist dick and reading the Bible to know anything about the world around you; look at your belief system, it's rooted in Christianity (a myth) and hardcore pro-imperialist nationalism.

If people like you end up like the guy in this video Id have no problem with it.

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY Defending their country? murdering teachers and clergymen is defending your country?

If people like you end up like the guy in this video Id have no problem with it.

AND WITH THAT STATEMENT YOU VINDICATE US

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop What, by admitting in a youtube comment that I think your worthless self is nothing but a speed-bump on the road to human progress?

Big deal. People like you have an expiration date.

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY The nazis said the jews were a speed bump to progress.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

There's a difference between actively supporting a system of exploitation and injustice, and being born of the Jewish ethnicity.

Also, I find it ironic that a western Christian of European descent, who adheres to the same religious traditions and culture as the ones prevalent in Germany under the NSDAP attempt to equate me with nazism.

I don't feel that I have misdiagnosed you. You are a reactionary terrorist, an imperialist apologist, militarist, quasi-fascist.

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY WTF are you talking about? Care to explain how accepting Jeses makes one a reactionary terrorist, an imperialist apologist, militarist, quasi-fascist nazi? I hold to the traditions and beliefs of the bible and the founding fathers. the nazis were against that. Try being a little more intellectual instead of resorting to rambling name calling like, a reactionary terrorist, an imperialist apologist, militarist, quasi-fascistBlah blah blah whatever. Your just saying you hate freedom.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

HAHAHA...Okay, I guess I'll have to start out slowly and with small words.

Your idea of freedom is the the idea that you can own things, at the material expense of others, and manipulate those things for your own interests when they can in fact be of crucial importance to the maintenance of the whole. For right-wing thugs, the concept of social responsibility doesn't exist, because they feel that by believing in Christianity they become devoid of political or ideological error.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop Also, I never called you a Nazi outright, although your political ideology is aligned with the far right wing.

Belief in fundamentalist Christianity is incompatible with a belief in democracy, pluralism, the open society, and social justice/equality. Every society that has ever existed under conservative Christian beliefs have been the sorts of societies that embrace inequality and oppression over human rights. Just like Nazis and Stalinist Communists...Hm...

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY You are clueless. Your view of far right wing and fundamentalist christianity is completely wrong. This from someone who praises the killing anti socialists and those who are religious.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

LOL No I'm not. Most political theorists who aren't crazy fundamentalist Christians would agree. The fantasy worldview of Christianity invoking demons and Satan and angels completely corrupts any serious political discussion. The Republican Party caters to people who are effectively believing things that one might expect a developmentally disabled child to believe (pure good and evil exist, people come back from the dead long after death, etc.) and corrupts serious discussion.

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY And your solution is death.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

Oh yeah, as though the foreign policies supported by your favored "conservative" "patriotic" candidates are politicians aren't agendas of mass death...How many dead in Iraq, Afghanistan? 3.5 million in Vietnam?

The US is able to carry out war crimes and sweep them under the rug...Not anymore!

Wikileaks is showing folks like you for the hypocritical frauds you are; supporters of war crimes and imperialism, apologists for mass murder (Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan)

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY If wikileaks were in Russia It would have been closed down and anyone who even viewed it would have been deporte and killed.

Oh the USSR didnt commit war crimes in Hungary or Afghanistan? liberals are such hypocrites.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

A) I am not a bourgeois liberal, some deluded pot-smoking idiot who thinks this horrid system of capitalism can somehow be "reformed" to serve the interests of working people: it cannot.

Second, I never brought up the USSR and its repressive policies towards Hungarians. As for Afghanistan, the Soviets were supporting a genuinely progressive gov't rather than the child-molesting warlord gov't of Hamid Karzai that you Americans so proudly prop up.

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY ah! See? liberal supporter of totalitarianism. Only he calls if progressive. The government in Afghanistan was hardly progressive. It was represive and pure evil. They commited attrocities and even outlawed what little freedom they had before. They even kidnapped children and brought them to Russia. This is in violation of UN treaties. (but they dont give a fuck.)

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

LOL

An apologist for the imperialist thugs who supported fundamentalist mujahideen that committed many more atrocities and created a society of primitive oppression (Sharia law) thinks the democratic, progressive gov't that was the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan was worse than the Taliban or Karzai's kleptocracy. And since when do you, rightist stooge for imperialist criminals, care about UN treaties? Your beloved US breaks them everyday (read wikileaks)!

You are mislead

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY The UNs treaties are as good as the scrap paper they were written on. Everyone violates them especially the left.

Ron Reagan didn't know any better and was unaware of the consequences of supporting these people. Most Americans knew nothing about them. None the less Afghanistan was worse off under Russia than before they came. Only the Taliban matched the horrors of the atheist taliban that was communist Russia.

Rightie stoogist

From a supporter of the evil empire.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

If the UN treaties are worthless, why did you bring them up?

It is sort of silly to suggest that the president of an imperialist world power didn't know the ideological background of the fundamentalist, woman-beating, infidel-beheading islamist reactionaries they were funding against the soviets.

As for your "atheist taliban" comment...LOL

So you DO recognize the evils of islamic fundamentalism?

I've never heard of an "atheist taliban" before, that's rich.

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY The president had Alzhiemers you know. As for your "atheist taliban" comment...LOL LOL yourself, that movie is based on documented attacks by atheists against Christians. they even did it to Buddhists in Cambodia. Nearly 5 million died.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

Hmm, how many millions of people have died to fill the coffers of US, and European imperialism?

Hint: It exceeds the number of people killed by any "communist regime"

Of course, your loyalty is to the banks and the businesses, though you veil these loyalties with empty diatribes about a respect for liberty and the Constitution.

[mainestategop]

@AntidoteY From an idiot who supports a bloodthirsty tyrant like Stalin and Mao. and no way did capitalism ever come close to the death tolls created by communism.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

This is the thing about American education; there's virtually no truth in your textbooks. The public schools give curriculum from fascist historical revisionist tracts, and the homeschooled backwater psychopaths use fundamentalist religious propaganda. Hardly anyone has a grasp of world history, or even 20th Century history.

Capitalism inevitably caused the rise of imperialism, fascism, and modern corporatism....the death tolls of which dwarf communism's errors.

[AntidoteY]

@mainestategop

The Khmer Rouge were hardly an embodiment of communism...their national primitivist ideology set them at odds with most of the communist world...To such an extent that they were even given aid by the Nixon Administration to fight the Vietnamese. How about we talk about all the civilian victims of US-supported dictatorships in Latin America and Indochina? You love to list these horrible things as though there is nothing in US-European history that isn't equally awful.

[gmr4300]

@mainestategop

Reagan may not have known what the Taliban would eventually do with their CIA training, but there's no way he didn't know that they were a group of religious extremists. It's no surprise he gave aid to Bin Laden, really. He had no problem supporting extremists like Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson here at home.

[mainestategop]

@gmr4300 I don't recall Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson advocating beheading unbelievers or requiring women to wear burkas. I don't recall the religious right advocating the theft of other people's property so single women with litters of bastards don't have to work or be responsible adults along with lazy gov workers like in Madison WI and I certainly don't recall CBN or Moral Majority advocating the same attrocities as communinsts.

[Kervanat0r]

@mainestategop Do they pay you to be dumb on the internet? Read a good damn history book and get your facts straight... and no, the bible does not count as one... nor does us propaganda...

[mainestategop]

@Kervanat0r You're the one who thinks the state should have the power to murder anyone it wants to for whatever reason. We'd be safer with a 4 yr old holding rifle uncocked.

[AntidoteY]

@Kervanat0r

That's what they all believe. It's pretty funny.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

PART TWO Pirkle's narrative included a (real or imagined) visit to a totalitarian nation where public loudspeakers constantly proclaimed "Christianity is stupid! Communism is good! Give up!" These phrases were taken out of context and mixed with appropriately march-like heavy metal music and various other sound effects.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

PART ONE Christianity Is Stupid is a song by Negativland from their 1987 breakthrough album, Escape from Noise that deals with how people can rearrange words and phrases to mean something totally different from the original intention. In this case, they sampled phrases from a 1967 sermon by Rev. Estus Pirkle (from his film If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?).

[butheadVSbevus]

Give up !17 hours a day five days a week Give up!!!

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Christianity is stupid! Communism is good! Give up

[d3p3ch3mod3]

cHRSTIANIY IS STUPID COMMUNISM IS GOOD GIVE UP

[GregHafer]

Drew Carey is a communist?

[NeuroManson]

Looks more like Phil "Sargeant Bilko" Silvers to me.

[zymaymyn]

Oh, no! It's Drew Carey, and he's turned evil on us!

[gyrate4]

Did Mel Gibson direct this?  hehe

[Justjokingjackrabbit]

Talk about Christian Persecution Complex...

[77hawk77]

when americans lie about the communists and want to make a image out of them could'n they atleast get the uniforms right D:

[mikebols]

christian propaganda - almost as stupid as christian believs.

[Mality]

The Colonel looks a lot like Jesse Helms to me...

[ComradeRed2020]

One has to be really stupid to believe propaganda like this. But I guess it works on Americans...

[oxsteam]

I think the "film" makers were projecting their thoughts on what they would like to do to the rest of the country.

[mrmody]

For Alabama, communism would be a improvement

[felixjazzage]

I can't stand communists, but this is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. That is the cheapest looking costume on the "comrade" there I've ever seen, especially that Nazi-style armband with hammer and sickle.

Also, I think this is set in some alternate universe where 1960's Alabama became a communist socialist republic under the control of Cuba. ...But, I could be wrong.

"Ah-hah-hah-hah!"

[MoralBankruptcy]

Man, the presidential physical fitness exam was hard back then.

[juggalotus82]

I love Evangelicals. They make it so easy to be a Communist.

[larodem]

Laughing all the way to a classless society!

[antiderivativeman]

I'm not defending this film, I think it's very stupid, but communism is not a classless society! They make it look classless by just having 2 classes. The government gets all the money, and gives very little of it to the people, so everyone's poor and the government is rich.Read Animal Farm.

[larodem]

"Sigh"

[doni89]

you really should take his advice

[larodem]

Yes yes, i promise I will never make a factually incorrect joke ever again, kay?

[lianghaochen]

have you read communist manifesto? do you even understand what is communism?

[RedRad]

reading the communist manifesto and claiming to know communism is like looking at a disneyland brochure and saying you've been there. for a true representation of communism read das kapital.

[piasano]

reading das kapital and claiming to know communism is like going to japan and saying you're japanese.

[lvleph]

Communism is stateless. If there is a state it is not communism. That is by definition. And so there is a classless society under communism.

[imnotmybankaccount]

What you are thinking of is socialism. The biggest difference between communism and socialism is that in communism there is no state, in socialism there is. Socialism often fails because those running the state have power, and power corrupts, as in Animal Farm.

[knowfuture22172]

Won't load :(

[nickn626]

His kids didn't seem to struggle much with what they were told to do, almost eager, even...

[yorkeftw]

Agreed. Not much acting talent required for a christian propaganda-movie, I guess :P

[KoroOutbreak]

The Christian Right appears to be doing a great job of destroying itself, thank you very much.

[unclefishbits]

this is fantastic horror exploitation.

[MrSExperience]

christianity is stupid

[quinnskylark]

comunism is good