Game Fails: Just Cause 2 "Pole to the brainpan... that'll do it"

[TheMerfAvenger]

I loved the scream going backwards.

And you have no idea how many times I've had fun grappling cars to the road like that :D

[joshy541]

assasination level: Swarzanegger

[jerseykid78]

YOU MAD ALL BROS!?

[humrH2360]

Dunno. R U?

[98themichael]

Ninja

[jerseykid78]

One does not remove my comment.

[humrH2360]

U Mad?

[ifoundyou37]

Journal Day 47. Me and 32 men were sent off to go find Jerseykid78's comment we are almost food and water. We lost half our men for what just to find some guy's comment... were not even half way home and yet we just lost another man...

[loljkbutsrsly]

@ifoundyou37 "we are almost food and water"...

[jerseykid78]

Fail people STILL trying to find my comment?.......No. Enjoy being in my block list commenter's :P

[Wersorpe]

They told him to make it look like an accident.

[Logeman10]

In the car chase with that orange car, beggining of game, to kill the guys in jeeps:

1.Grapple to car

2. Grapple enemy's car to ground

3.Watch

4.???

5. ROFL UR F ING A OFF

[kodyr3]

Alright, lets everybody just calm the fuck down about jerseykid78 comment

[TACOisYOURfriend]

why did the pole land on the car? just cause.

[omnomnoob1234]

now THATS how u jack a car

[joseth30]

guys just click on view all comments and use Ctrl+G and type Jerseykid78

[gorillazfan3]

I used to drive cars like you. Then I took a pole to the brainpan.

???

[Sticker704]

Day motherfucking 1:

Food and supplies are stocked. I press view all comments, ctrl-f and type in "jerseykid78". Mission fucking accomplished.

[Lionferrari777]

@Sticker704 you sir have saved alot of viewers lifes

[TheMooCows237]

@Sticker704 wheres the view all comments button?

[Sticker704]

@TheMooCows237

Try looking at the bottom of the comments next to the numbers.

[KarmitDaFruge]

@Sticker704

you sir are an american hero

[Sticker704]

@KarmitDaFruge

Nah, I'm English mate :)

[KarmitDaFruge]

@Sticker704 D:

[Sticker704]

@KarmitDaFruge

*runs away*

[jamesbigmac75]

@Sticker704 I don't understand why people are so fucking retarded about that...Thank you for being mildly intelligent.

[Sticker704]

@jamesbigmac75

Yeah, and for some reason these people seem to treat me like I'm Albert Einstein or something.

[MetaI4Brains]

@Sticker704 @MrWhynot26

Go to "see all comments," then press Ctrl F, and type in the person's username.

[Sticker704]

@MetaI4Brains

Thanks for the consolidating the matter.

[TheRealTalkingCactus]

MEANT TO DO THAT!

[Cmjf00013]

WHAT THE HELL DID @jerseykid78 say???????????/

[that1dude0092]

@Cmjf00013

We will never know, since his comment was lost in the history of time

some say he said something so stupid it evolved the human race for some strange reason

the only way to find out what his comment said is to watch history channel

[Cmjf00013]

@that1dude0092 grrrr. I want to find out, I say we catch him and MAKE him tell us >:D

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

@that1dude0092 History channel, nope. Aliens.

[MrWhynot26]

Day 84: Still trying to find Jerseykid78's comment, food and water is running low, temperature is getting to unbearable weather, need to find shelter and time to drink my own piss

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

@MrWhynot26 Finally something original and different then a "time to find X's comment dur dur dur" Sir, I salute you.

[ZeroPath5]

@MrWhynot26 if u still have a little water left...why are u drinking ur piss?

[BFfan100]

@MrWhynot26 I would cut off your dick so you have nothing to drink from.

[PhoenixKing117]

Allstate... nobody protects you better.... Badababa I'm lo- Wait thats McDonalds

[boybente12]

He Did It LIKE A BOSS

[admiralflynn895]

you just got scorpiOWNED

[sweettooth564]

Why did his leg get stuck in the door and start sparking?

[x0V3RK1LLx]

@sweettooth564 just cause.

[godstrong96]

That was actually a win.

[jerseykid78]

Umad, Car Driver?

:trolldad:

[gameguy80]

LIKE A BOSS

[nemisisprim3]

tharrts your blindspot

[zombiefart2734]

Yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhh!!!!!!

[Jelincomi]

Squish, Headsplat.

[avsrangers8]

head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead! head on! Apply directly to the forehead!

[gelarglr]

....and his foot is STUCK!

[Arzaker]

BONK!

[jerseykid78]

I notice that theyre still argueing about me and RT hasnt mention it...

Problem?

[TheDamnedPanda]

Lol this jerseykid78 sounds like a bitch

[afrodawg01]

@Anosplicer I agree with all that, accept for nigger part. Come on man you really go there, were not in the 60's anymore douchbag.

[kristianlund123]

@Anosplicer hello mister anoslicer this is the internet people act like kids here, why? because we can!

DEAL WITH IT!

[Anosplicer]

@kristianlund123 kids aren't allowed on the internet you fucking moron have you seen what happens?

[Valgaav19]

@Anosplicer

Cry a little more.

[Anosplicer]

@Valgaav19 says the fail troll who's wasting his time with a week old comment you fucking inbred piece of scum fuck. if you can't realize you are the one bitching pathetically at someone who actually bothered to explain why most of the comments including yours are from worthless sacks of horse shit. fucking kids plague the internet

[Valgaav19]

@Anosplicer

Cry a little more.

[shadic971]

@Valgaav19 i find it funny that you only have one comeback, and it doesnt even seem to work on ppl.

[Valgaav19]

@shadic971

Eh, the guy's post consisted entirely of butthurt, so I used what I was given.

[shadic971]

@Valgaav19 but still its just one comeback. thats stupid and i've rarely seen it work.

[Valgaav19]

@shadic971

Fair enough. ;-D

[BLOOD1MONEY]

wow you all look like a bunch of gossiping faggots. why dont you all go watch a soap opera and drink a latte. fucking sissies.

[Alain471]

not sure if planned...

 ......

Or by accident...

[Rilurio]

well i guess you could say that was...

a-POLE-ing behaviour

[t8rtot01]

Looks like that guy pushed his luck

*puts on shades*

And luck pushed back...

[TrappedInACoffin]

Kat was driving

[TheUBERxNoob]

thats not a fail, thats a win

[Rabska]

Wow, that guy on the car has really good fucking balance!

[Thehalopianoplayer]

watch?v=EUQsQ4ab1f4

4 geoff laff

[bleepbloop559]

to save u all some time jerseykid78 said "umad haters :troll:"

[Lokkii64]

Wow so this is how people act just because a comment got deleted...that's kinda sad

[Supersonic]

shoulda worn a seatbelt..

[KingZeg]

@jerseykid78 u fucking dumb ass mother fucker

[KingZeg]

everyday this happens to people to people without roofs so call 1-800-61812 and get roofs for fucking dumb asses that dont have them :3

[summyshark]

@KingZeg Maybe i should try that number, just to see what happens.

[pwajnkaim]

AWW FUCK now I have to look for jeresykids comment! D:<

[LuxrayDude]

"Now how to kill this dude.. I know just.. give me a sec it's around here.."

*Shoots the spot*

*Lamp post*

*Sunglasses*

"Yeah.."

[jerseykid78]

umad :troll:

Comment lookers?

[Exclaimer999]

@jerseykid78 Quite, actually.

Shows how much society hates you to the point where you pussy out and delete what you said.

[haxxoromg]

@jerseykid78 ur a fucking idiot. i dont know what you said to piss everyone else off but it was probably something really fucking stupid so therefore you are a fucking idiot. did i mention the word fuck?

[jerseykid78]

@haxxoromg I just said thumbs up if you got here for RT, is that a big deal

[legocontrollerjr]

@jerseykid78 *facepalm* get off the internet you stupid fucking kid.

[Fillipe0Bruno]

humm...  win?

[MrScottystud]

Dear, jerseykid78

@jerseykid78 so i guess your some kind of a dumbass but we will never know now because you deleted your comment..thanks From, The internet

[Evolfurnace]

@MrScottystud he said 'thumbs up if you got here from roosterteeth'.

[Anosplicer]

@MrScottystud man, what a dickless cunt you must be to assume deleted comments come from dumbasses.

[OpticRapt0r]

HOLY FUCK O.O

[capone184]

GREAT...now i gotta find what @jerseykid78 said...

[KidPlanesTv]

@capone184 whos he

[gruntingparrot]

@capone184 cant apparantly it was deleted

[robBears96]

is it just me or is jersey kid going to gain lots of popularity because of the randomness

[cheese2111]

360 Kickflip with a car...Not bad

[AnnoyingBritishKid]

lol

[Deddshot]

By 'Rooster Teeth" JerseyKid78 means THEIR WEBSITE.

[IanRook]

I'm the plastic bag that randomly appears on your windshield and blocks your vision...

[Canadiblue]

@IanRook i like your comment because it's funny, creative and most importantly, focuses on the video. i hope it gets top rated.

[hatchling001]

@IanRook OMG theres a new trend to replace the CSI gags.

[Ihonmatar]

@IanRook

Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you better from Mayhem, like Allstate.

[MrWhynot26]

go to "show all comments" then type ctrl f so you can troll jerseykid78 :D

[twmania1]

great i find jerseykid78's comment an its been removed >:(

[TheGCRust]

Oh wow. That didn't go at all the way I thought it would. I thought the guy on the car was going to have issues.

[vorres123]

An inventive way to jack a car.....just cause he can.

[KiaTallon2]

Why the heck would you Jump on a car, make it spin, and kill a guy with a lamp post?

"Just Cause I can."

[WtflolDie]

@KiaTallon2 uldve been better if you didnt say "i can" and just stopped at Just Cause.

[4alliknow]

"how did he die"

"he was killed by a lamp post"

"some would say he got off light-ly"

YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA



[ArbiterX122591]

most haters are just one or two pple on several accounts

[animeasianman]

thats more of a win

[wtfomgstudios]

*Car is spinning* SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

*Pole squishes driver* SAUCE.

[jsamue12]

Ninja: win

[Thesurge747]

that was more of a win than a fail

[slipspacer88]

@Thesurge747 well for example on the failblog channel they sometimes put win videos

[eliemarre]

ouch!

[TheOneAndOnlyConley]

@jerseykid78 Can't tell if trolling or no

[slipspacer88]

@jerseykid78 wow how stupid are you to only knowing them for red vs blue, clearly you never bother to look at anything else on there site thats right at the opening page

[SBFloppie]

@jerseykid78 These aren't the thumbs you're looking for.

[jerseykid78]

umad haters :troll:

[MrSolomobl]

@jerseykid78

a troll wouldn't remove their comment. unsuccessful /b/tard troll

[OpticRapt0r]

this is why i love just cause 2

[redkiller4all]

now we shall look for jerseykid78 comment

[Sx0xRx4]

@redkiller4all it was removed :-(

[F50Italia]

wow lol

[Barnopottamous]

Caboose!

Stop helping people!

[KakaPlanet]

That guy didn't move afterwards because he was screaming in joy to tell his mom what he just pulled off.

[twoleggedbeast]

YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSS

[Alzzary]

DO A BARREL ROLL !

[zacamain]

DO A BARREL ROLL !

[BakaMan25]

*Police Interrogation*

"Why did you do it?"

"Just Cos~"

[eurosalamander]

Why is his foot shooting at the car????

[TheAsh129]

@eurosalamander a robot from the furture. built in feet hand guns! get yours today!

[JACS1N1ST3R]

The door was like Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom.. and the guy was like AAughhhghgghhh!

[626MarioMan]

the car tried to be Chuck Norris by doing a roundhouse kick...

[Dragonich777]

Must have been Joel driving!

[Caboose727]

hes gonna have one hell of a headache in the morning

[MrArth13]

@Caboose727 nope,hes dead

[pechannnnnn]

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN

[TheBlasquez]

i ride cars as if they're skateboards, its no big deal

[derden95]

*HEAD SHOT*

[Geekpuncher1]

If his foot went through the door, thats a sign he needs the jaws of life

[SoulSmasher53]

and that is what skateboarding evolved to.

[TheVloger99]

lol



[ThomasBlithe]

That was the most beautifully orchestrated thing I've ever seen

[legofan1006]

here come the roosterteeth comments...

[spitfire2465]

traffic cop: wtf just happend

[Math3w05]

That guy has good balance XD

[Assassin31DK]

Epic!! XD

[bfhpeyro]

like a boss

[Aleiron82]

The best part is somehow he opens the door and falls out of the car...

[P14y3r98]

Any one else hear Link at 0:17

[MuchDRACO]

Waiting for the idiot to spam " ROOSTERTEETH SEND ME "

[GaltarDude1138]

Crap, now I have to find what jerseykid78 said..

[mesmorok101]

@GaltarDude1138 hilarious, get better comedy than ripping off others jokes.

[GaltarDude1138]

@mesmorok101 I was being serious, sir. Please direct your critiques to more deserving people.

[Tr1xR4k1dz13]

I hate it when this happens.

[bluetoadz8991]

Did anyone else notice is foot was shooting the door?

[Evolfurnace]

@jerseykid78 This is a Roosterteeth channel, dumbass.

[douwannafightaboutit]

@Evolfurnace give the kid a break he's from jersey he can't help it if he's dumb.

[jerseykid78]

@douwannafightaboutit Nigga im not from jersey, its just a name because i LIVED in jersey ONCE -_-