Twilight Sparkle - I think Applejack's coming

[DMJR13]

Who builds a bedroom onto a barn?

[CaptainAlliance]

Sex.

[Charmolution]

@CaptainAlliance

Torches.

[NoirReptile]

Related Videos:

Cherry Jubilee - I Can Always Use A Pony With Quick Hooves And A Strong Back

Fluttershy - We Don't Normally Wear Clothes

Applejack - Fine, Now You Know

[SPACKLEBOX]

@NoirReptile

Rainbow Dash - Yeah, it's a mystery

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

Kyrospawn.

What the fuck bro.

[Adnoil]

AGH! *facehoof*

[763376337]

Integrity like that will always be rewarded.

[garzilla3dx]

*looks at top comments; both are sexual*

Bronies...I AM DISSAPOINT

[aqdrobert]

Applejack (Eyes pointing in two directions): "Discord didn't even touch me..."

[maloney8032]

Giggety!



[megajebus]

"I think Applejack's Cumming..."

[Andarthiel]

OHOHOHOHOHO

[Darkwolf20200]

It's way too easy not to.

[VinnyVanYiffy]

Pinkie: HIT THE DECK!

[BeepBeepImACloud]

3 wannabes below me

[RarityBrony]

My Little Pervert: Voyeurism is Magic

[Closterdadthegreater]

*Disgusting joke*

Oh, im sorry...*crawls back under rock*

[werewolf873]

BORING JOKES AGH!

V

V

V

V

[eddmario]

FOR THE LOVE OF LUNA SCROLL UP!

[oneverycoolguy]

Did she cum apple sauce?

[sonicdahedgehogfan1]

...no comment.

[Cobrakun12]

...

...

...

..I

*walks away*

[TimoWikstrom]

Applebloom is not amused, it seems. And Pinkie Pie is definitively teasing everypony.

[2007excalibur2007]

DOHOHOHOHOH... NO.

I MUST RESIST THE URGE TO MAKE A SEX JOKE.

[BeepBeepImACloud]

They knew what they were doing there...

[Atvishees]

Hide your children!

[Ozimul]

.... Too easy...

[Resurrectedfantasy]

And Pinkie Pie is faaaaaaaalling!

[marcoooootje1]

Two exactly the same comments from exactly the same person with exactly the same amount of thumbs up?

Seems legit.

[picsmics4]

HAHAHAHA sex... eh... see y'all on the moon.

[RedMetallurgy]

My reaction to this video: /watch?v=wuKm5t-Y4so

[Elliptisoar]

And this is why I love Kyrospawn.

[GeonTheDayDreamer]

And by "coming" she means-- *slap* sorry...

[dangaertner7]

New kyrospawn video. my response to commenters for videos like this... Get your mind out of the gutter. Ponies are too cute and innocent to be involved with anything as vile and disgusting as pornography.

[werewolf873]

@dangaertner7 yeah...except that there are no sex jokes in the comments. this page is so devoid of sex jokes that its actuley kind of boring

[vulpix90]

Little girl: Wow, Applejack is going to get a big surprise now!

Internet: LOLOLOLOLOLOL APPLEGASM! 

[BIGBLUBLUR]

Ah, no, it's... just me. Gabe Newell.

[TheOtherNeutrino]

*Insert sex joke*

Hurr durr I'm so clevurr

[metaXzero]

@TheOtherNeutrino

More clever then the the majority commenting about sex jokes that aren't even made in the comments.

[Intrafacial86]

DAT LAST FRAME

[MightyQuinn2021]

SEX JOKE HURR DURR

[CallumKlena]

My Little Sex Joke, My Little Sex Joke,

Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahhh....

My Little Sex Joke,

I used to have originality,

(My Little Sex Joke)

Until I took an arrow in the knee.

[TheOtherNeutrino]

@CallumKlena Grabs flaming torch,

Back I say,

We're taking clips,

Out of context,

Innuendos,

It's an easy feat,

And clopping makes it all complete,

You have My Little Sex Joke

Do you you know you're all going to the Moon.

*Title*

[HyperShadow89]

Suggested video:

Derpy - Yeah Applejack, woohoo

O_O

[xXSpikeMLPXx]

OH GOD SHE'S SPYING ON APPLEJACK CLOPPING.

[gigastrike2]

Context. This video needs some.

[garfocusalternate]

IMMINENT PINKIE PIE.

[TheGreatYmir]

I saw this video and was like "oh God here come the perverted coments!"

[TheHaLoJeDi]

NO.

DON'T LOOK AT THE COMMENTS.

DON'T FUCKING DO IT, MAN!!

[RunsWithScissors61]

MLP needs context. Without it, it's a world of nude lesbians, pimps, and serial killers.

[TheEternalOtaku]

Overbrony, this is Alpha Leader. Request permission to open fire on wave of Perverted Comments. Respond, Over.

[SazzerXX]

@TheEternalOtaku

This is Overbrony. Request granted, Alpha Leader. Give 'em hell.

[BronyEditor]

SEX JOKE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ironskillet2]

i should have known the comments would have been like this

[oneverycoolguy]

Twilight mind your own darn business. No one else needs to know what Applejack is doing in her private space. You really don't have to share with everyone the details... or maybe you do for some people out there...

[CommElite]

lol at the last frame. Apple Bloom and Pinkie Pie's belly+legs

[kaithe2]

and then nothing sexual happend

[jericothejedi]

Twilight Sparkle - I think Applejack's "coming" Me: you think?

[l4dzombieslayer]

And how would u know that miss twilight?

[cactuar64]

I love how the video ends with Pinkie trying to jump away from the incoming inevitable sex comments.

[Linkzor24]

dontthinkaboutit dontthinkaboutit dontthinkaboutit

Uhh, 'sex.' I'll go with 'sex' Huh, that was easy. I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before though.

[inyourfacesociety]

nope, chuck testa

[Curttehmurt]

seriously with all these sexual lines how has ZONE-SAMA over on Newgrounds NOT made a pony porn parody yet? IT WOULD BE SO EASY!!

[pelz16]

that last frame

[Toxicboy24598]

Children: YEA Applejack will see the surprise!

Bronies: LOLOLOLOLOLOL SEXXXX SHIPSHIP WDAIDHIAWDKJAWDIYHDBAIHN!!!!!!­!!1

[yoshimasterleader]

@Toxicboy24598 so bronies go into seizures when they watch the show?

[Shippoyasha]

HHHNNNGGGG

[roughplague]

@Kari166 that was a dude..

[roughplague]

@xaiber16 No they're for man-children =V

[MacraStraba]

Butt-head: "She said 'cum'. Uhuhhuhhuh uhuhhuhhuh."

Beavis: "Boioioioioioioing. Heeheeheehee heeheeheehee."

[TheIlliterateDork]

She came...

[xaiber16]

MLP:FiM is for children

MLP:FiM qoutes is for children

MLP:FiM qoutes with men is not for children.

[DragoSonicMile]

"I never asked for this."

[salculd]

Oh, come on! Did anybody even request this? Stop corrupting our youth, for certain unreasonable definitions of youth!

[Kari166]

I still don't know how she managed to mistake that mailmare for Applejack.

ಠ___ಠ

[twotailed]

*grabs sexual comment* Back torches! Back I say!

[statoose]

Ha ha, I get it.

Sex.

[DarkZerkerX]

Sex jokes.

[TheEternalOtaku]

*insert obvious sex joke here*

[nigahiga68]

Hasbro, why do you do this to us?

[mafipulater]

Oh, I get it. It's like sex!

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

@mafipulater

Not sure if you got that from Two Best Friends Play

Or from my comments on other kyrospawn clips in which I did the former.

[cpPete993]

Turn around now.

...I'm a Gynecologist.

[dude2dawg]

In Soviet Russa, torches grab YOU!!

[LilithTome]

No, no, not these inevitable comments. No, no no. No no no no no no no no no no no no.

[clouds1031]

cumming

[DragoSonicMile]

Translation: The arrival of Applejack is in my thoughts.

[mindnomad]

expected dirty jokes got them

[AnakinBrickwalker]

DON'T LOOK AT THE COMMENTS! DON'T LOOK AT THE COMMENTS! DON'T LOOK AT THE CO- DAMN!!!

[Rexaura888]

For once, she didn't come.

[522viper]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!

[WhisperBrony]

Pinkie is diving to hide from the storm of cloppers.

[j1992g]

Will she cum apple juice?

[talziedash]

._.

[callofgears91]

oh boy here we go

[51stSheep]

HORSEAPPLES ARE FULLY CHARGED

[61lpsfan]

pinkie pie is playing hide and seek ;3;

[oneverycoolguy]

Dammit Twilight leave Applejack to her privacy.

[RevengeOfMoctezuma]

TS: ... all over my face.

[DrGarlic500]

BACK PERVERTED COMMENTS! BACK, I SAY!

[Nickolov707]

@nickolov707

Testa*

[Nickolov707]

NOPE

its just Chuck Tests

[PissMyselfLaffing]

Really Kyrospawn??

[galwww]

YES!

twilight has lost her eyesight from reading too many books and shes going to need to get some glasses!

there will be an episode about it where she refuses to wear them because they make her look dorky, but will eventually understand shes the same person with them.

and yes, im aware she and rarity wore glasses before, but this time its permanent!

[Linkzor24]

How... did she mistake that mailpony for Applejack?

[mademofly]

Ok, i just want to please the comments that talk about sexual comments, so i will say it.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is everypony happy now?

[Guy705]

The last frame: Pinkie is pro diver

[simpsonsdude13]

look what she does in there is none of your business Twilight. Private things.

[42underscored]

10 10 10 for Pinkie's dive.

[TheSPARTANJ13]

You think? Look, Twi, there's an easy way to tell. If she's screaming and writhing in ecstasy... then yeah, you can reasonably assume that she is, in fact, coming.

[theLEGOdude2000]

No Twilight, she won't because you're just no good at clopping her off

(There, I just made the only sex joke comment on this video!)

[metallicakixtotalass]

DAMMIT, I hate MLP sex jokes, but even I fucking LOL'D

[FDwhor]

Suggested video's:

Twilight Sparkle - Tough love baby

Twilight Sparkle - I'm ready

Twilight Sparkle - (groan)

Twilight Sparkle - yesyesyesyesyes

YouTube is doing my job for me!

[dude2dawg]

@FDwhor Ugh...did youtube plan this?

[T0N0B1]

@FDwhor Hehehe... Youtube wants to see ze pornies...

[kyat579]

@FDwhor You magnificent bastard...

[OptimusSmyth]

Pinkie at the end! XD

[DevilmanEnvoy]

NOPE Chuck the MailStailion.

[IamNixon]

And I'm the one who made her come!

...

I'll just be going now.

[j1992g]

Kyrospawn...why do you do this to us? :/

[Vuorenpeikko]

Damnit, kyrospawn! Why! Why! Whyyy!

[centex1469]

"IT'S A TRAP!"

[littlereyrey]

And then I laughed because she said "Come."

[RunsWithScissors61]

Related - "Rainbow Dash: LOUDER!"

Please kill me.

[Cobrakun12]

...too easy.

[christofer2608]

"I think Applejack's coming..."

EVERYPONY, TAKE COVER!

[sonic5993]

This isn't even a challenge.

[kimarous]

SUDDENLY, PINKIE LEGS!!!

[scoobystar97]

Lesson for all TV suprise parties : Its never the first person.

[NightShade1218]

Came for the innuendo, stayed for the ponies.

[S3LLERY]

Mama's coming!

[TheVooDooTaco]

Twilight, haven´t we talked about respecting peoples private lifes?

[SidRulz100]

Nope. Just Chuck Testa.

[DrNazus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Jack"

[yondaime500]

*watching a scene on the episode*

nothing wrong with it

*watching the same scene on kyrospawn's video*

oh god

[Nehawes]

@yondaime500 that goes for ALL Kyrospawn and EpicGteGuy videos

[SirGentleshark]

Applejack's coming.

Better limber up those lips, Pinkie.

What? IT HAPPENED!

[Rubberman202]

I'm sorry, I laughed out loud so hard my neighbors heard me...

[mountrnatr]

Applebloom's reaction is mine.

[DarkShadowFilms101]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

...no, really, Twilight just said that!

[UntitledKirk]

Too easy!

[MSDLTV]

0_0 the video, the comments...

THERE WERE EXACTLY LIKE IN MY DREAM

OMG!

[dude2dawg]

When I saw this clip, I came...to this comment section, to discuss ponies...

ON MOTORCYCLES!!

[Halo3Lov3r999]

I really think kyrospawn sets these up just to watch the responses. xD

[TheInvshika]

Pinkie dive

[SilenceM0rtal]

Pinkie PIe jumps into the trought ot avoic oncumming come jokes.

[WindOfSolitude]

I not even touching this one.

[ShiningStardust1]

It's funny because implied orgasm.

[stinger9]

Mwah! Goodnight Everybody!

[TheJboy88]

Wait, that mail guy didn't look ANYTHING like Applejack, so how did Twilight confuse them?

[SciFiFangirlsFTW]

@TheJboy88 Twilight needs glasses! =D

[Mapleopian]

"scroll back up"

"let me get my pitch fork and torches"

"too easy"

"inb4 sex joke"

"inb4 comments about comments about sex jokes"

[Sparkledash1]

AJ IS FEMALE YOU KNOW TWI....

[ThePoeticPony]

Pinkie Pie: Swan dive!

[ThrashChrist]

SPOILER!

She's not coming.

[ZackAttack7492]

Well we all know what the comments are going to be about

[bloodface24]

Last frame: Applebloom is not amused at the comments.

[VultureCulture2000X]

sheesh, Twilight needs a pair of classes if she can't distinguish between some postpony and AJ

[SM853]

...and you know what that means.

[videogamedude1000]

...This is too easy

[emilysgotcurls]

Twilight, you wouldn't know coming if it came up and bit you

[icematoro]

No comments =3

[SkaiPW]

Save yourself! Scroll back up!

[stuartrockin]

And then Applejack showed up.

The end.

[DryBones256]

Here come the sexual comments...

Except oh, wait, they don't, because there are only ever comments referring to sexual comments that don't exist, and then comments like this that complain about such comments.

And then comments trying to be clever by complaining about those too etc. etc. etc.

SO YEAH. SEX AND STUFF.

[UntitledKirk]

@DryBones256 My mind is full of fuck.

[XxNeoPrincexX]

@DryBones256 then AppleJack came and saw that everyone was having gay sex. Your welcome.

[DryBones256]

@XxNeoPrincexX Thank you. This is the way it is meant to be. ...I think...

[Crallium]

@DryBones256

Applejack: "I CAME."

[Cerberusballs]

@DryBones256 Maybe We're finally learning to behave ourselves on these video comment sections.

[Crabmaster100]

Wait wait wait. So Twilight thought a brown, tall, puffy haired stallion was a somewhat short, orange, strait haired mare?

She really should use those glasses she has more. . . .

[Blur866]

Then Pinkie the fuck out of nowhere

[HaloJaxed]

I guess this is the part where we comment for thumbs about how there are going to be sexual comments, then comment about how that the comment is top comment.