This is funy, what a sence of homour.....ah ah he i ve got master card ahahaha the lion she is looking at me , what is go away lion in suth ahahah, he took my arm. its ok i got through the fence dont worry im in south africa tell me there is more work in pretoria, macina or johback? what a silly boy.
Finally someone realizes that Mugabe did not turn the farms over to regular Zimbabwean farmers! Someone finally realizes that he just GAVE the land away to his friends. Gosh...its not "stupid africans dont know how to farm", they have been farming for thousands of years!
I love it. The lion is looking at me, I only speak shona, the lion doesn't understand me, how do you tell it to go away,lol. All laughs aside though when thinking of the suffering in Zimbabwe. Beautiful country, even more beautiful people. Visited twice, now miss Zimbabwe forever. Breaking up the massive productive farms into 12 hectre lots given to non farmers was a disaster on a national scale. Luv ya Zimbabwe
look the monkeys are trying to get out of the zoo...fucked up your farms and the gents who run them..you cant run a bath so how can you run a country....starve you idiots...
togo, i beg, when shit hits the fan , you would be crying to live in manitoba. i aint trying to diss you gents, but never say never(guts to go, me hand middle ah scratch me- this means money!!!)
pray to god that the crap happening in Zim wont happen in SA, you guyz have no education which can be recognised on a n international level. Pick a regular zuluman out of thekwini or polkwane and drop him in manitoba or rochester and you will see the poor bastard starve to death. Pray i say, praaay!!!!
wag1chels is right. The ZImbabwean education is excellent. Their skilling in spelling English only matched by their skill in running commercial farms.
the education standard was good, it isnt now. Congrats on getting to the UK though. Make a good life for yourself and thank God you are out of that mess.
As soon as the border post guy is put into a position where he may have to do work or be put in danger: "eish man, there's nothing I can do. call zimbabwe police"
i hate to admit it but this was some funny shit.If Pips from Zim still wanna get rid of Uncle Bob they should take he out.1 bullet usually does da job.Stop runnin n deal with dis Mdarra!Take him out!!!
get rid of the prick mugabe and they will all go home. Only leaving because they have to not really because they want to. If mbeki was not so in bed with mugabe then perhaps something would have been done by now.
madhodhi atiri kunzwa aya,yes cross the border run from the torcherous,abusive,destructive goverment of mugabe, mugabe uri mboro yemunhu.yambukayi ndimi vana mukoma magandanga enguva ino not magandanga anouraya vanhu.yambukai endayi kujoburg.mugabe dhodhi remunhu.
Hilarious - very funny. But it is a serious matter now. South Africans could be talking about the real enemy, the IMF and other US-controlled organizations, rather than worrying about immigrants from Zimbabwe. It's all neocolonization, economic imperialism. I'm here in the US trying to battle US foreign policy so no one gets stuck in that fence between debt-driven subjugation and freedom.
It's acceptable to laugh in sad times, but this is not funny at all, I find it offensive and disturbing that my people (South Africans) could do something like this. As a radio station you should be spreading a message about anti-xenophobia in our country.
can u guys just shut up ok u guys think ur good i lived in sa for 7 years and then moved 2 zim for 8 so just shut up and ewe mfana wokoyo u mafuta mombe anochi geza
You are getting all the bottom end jobs. We still keep out IT and Law firm jobs. And crime is heavy in SA but i think its worse in Zim. Where i live its REALLY safe
mfana, i stayed in SA for 2 years,worked as an accountant and i earned what you earn in a year in a month. you fools concetrate on the little people because you cant get the big ones. i also have an aunt who is busness woman and she is now a MILLIONAIRE cash dollar. Zimbabweans are busy getting money in your country and they is nothing you can do about it but just post stupid videos on youtube. in two years time we shall have a zim run for SA president coz we already run your shit.SUCKER!!!
You are oblivious of whats going on . . . just because u know a few people getting rich from Zim in Sa doesnt mean ur running the show. And if all the Zimbabweans take over, we pack up and leave for America or London. Its anyway just a matter of time till Sa takes the same patha as Zim.
that is the wisest thing you have side all this time. africa is africa for now, maybe it will change with time like china and india; but that time is not any time soon thats why i my self-im in the states my african brothers.peace!
unlike you my brother, i dont hide behind the success of my country- i stand alone and speak of my own. i know of americans who speak highly of there country and say how wealthy it is but he is still catching a bus to go home. i've been in the state for 3 yrs, i dont have an idea how to board a bus.
Wow. They use public transport. I guess Africa with its awesome public transport of donkeys, pick-up trucks with 50 cals on the back and the 'FLEET OF FOOT' premise has it beat. :\
And why am I your brother? I'm not related to you, you're just bloke trying to make out Africa isn't a sack of shit, which sadly isn't the case. :/
so why dont you get your friends to help africa out. see its people who keep talking nonsense. and dnt do anything, the european countries are full of shit
Because my ancestors worked for it, while Africans were throwing spears and were too weak to offer any worthwhile resistance when the White man came to Africa.
Besides, I help people. People in my country. Just not some savages far abroad.
may god have mercy on you. my ancestors did work for it. we drove the white man out of africa and fought for independence. and as a human being who has a heart, i dont only help the person in my backyard, i help anyone in need. cos at the end of the day, we all human, and god says, do unto others as you want them to do to you.
im not christian. and yes we drove you out of africa. i studied the history. europe knows how much potential is in africa and wanted to stay there. there still is interest there but for the wrong reasons. yeah the place has fallen, but im saying the west and the big countries dont care for the human suffering as there is no oil or no money benefit. bloody ridiculous how mankind has fallen.
howwwwww hahaaha dumb fucking niggge3rs
dannyab3 2 months ago
I' m stuck in the fence!
I wasn't trying to get true at all, and I got stuck.
Very funny.
fixzimbabwe 1 year ago
Great. I love the accent... *klkklk* Lovemore Zebanda.
Jeadeen 1 year ago
This is funy, what a sence of homour.....ah ah he i ve got master card ahahaha the lion she is looking at me , what is go away lion in suth ahahah, he took my arm. its ok i got through the fence dont worry im in south africa tell me there is more work in pretoria, macina or johback? what a silly boy.
Didi77100 2 years ago
hahaha!!! classic!!!
zimprincess89 2 years ago
hi there do you have the mp3 to this i would really appreciate it
vinny747xx 2 years ago
i miss Zim so much
relinfredg 2 years ago
ok then near to zimbabwe then...
relinfredg 2 years ago
haha. Love this sketch. I lived in Zim for 4 years and had a teacher called Lovemore Sibanda...
SuperSeb81 2 years ago
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relinfredg 2 years ago
nah im not zimbabwean, but i still get it...this is hilarious!
blackmamba5000 2 years ago
English subtitles please, isn't everything I can interpret ;)
davidsteinsland 2 years ago
u know they are speaking english right?lol
blackmamba5000 2 years ago
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mudiwamarange 2 years ago
best ever!!
cuziebro9999 2 years ago
hahaha
mrtrevdarippa 2 years ago
@mrtrevdarippa
Finally someone realizes that Mugabe did not turn the farms over to regular Zimbabwean farmers! Someone finally realizes that he just GAVE the land away to his friends. Gosh...its not "stupid africans dont know how to farm", they have been farming for thousands of years!
Quiteness 1 year ago
I love it. The lion is looking at me, I only speak shona, the lion doesn't understand me, how do you tell it to go away,lol. All laughs aside though when thinking of the suffering in Zimbabwe. Beautiful country, even more beautiful people. Visited twice, now miss Zimbabwe forever. Breaking up the massive productive farms into 12 hectre lots given to non farmers was a disaster on a national scale. Luv ya Zimbabwe
adventure002006 2 years ago
look the monkeys are trying to get out of the zoo...fucked up your farms and the gents who run them..you cant run a bath so how can you run a country....starve you idiots...
k4boyZUMA 2 years ago
togo, i beg, when shit hits the fan , you would be crying to live in manitoba. i aint trying to diss you gents, but never say never(guts to go, me hand middle ah scratch me- this means money!!!)
patu258 2 years ago
pray to god that the crap happening in Zim wont happen in SA, you guyz have no education which can be recognised on a n international level. Pick a regular zuluman out of thekwini or polkwane and drop him in manitoba or rochester and you will see the poor bastard starve to death. Pray i say, praaay!!!!
patu258 2 years ago
But then again who the hell wants to go to a God-forsaken place like Manitoba ?
TogoWozaDe 2 years ago
My my, Is canada that horrible?
zrdm3 2 years ago
thats a lie im from zim and if were not educated then how come i managed to come to england thats a lie how wud u nkow when ur not from there
wag1chels 2 years ago
wag1chels is right. The ZImbabwean education is excellent. Their skilling in spelling English only matched by their skill in running commercial farms.
Lewis1711 2 years ago 3
the education standard was good, it isnt now. Congrats on getting to the UK though. Make a good life for yourself and thank God you are out of that mess.
albertaforalbertans 2 years ago
oh my gosh!!! haha!! love it!!!!!
zimprincess89 3 years ago
The accent was good....ha ha ha!
makheyi 3 years ago
As soon as the border post guy is put into a position where he may have to do work or be put in danger: "eish man, there's nothing I can do. call zimbabwe police"
FortunaFortesJuvat 3 years ago
...the lion is looking at me... very funny laughed too much
ndafuna 3 years ago
only in africa!!!!
dieterperiperi 3 years ago
oorny forsh
Steadno 3 years ago
ahh my friend phone 0800 10 111 its too complicated - you got a visa card - haaaaayyyyiiii!!....... the border post guy cracks me up!!!
shamvara 4 years ago
ahahaha! I was just err.. walking past the fence.. looking.. then i fell.. and.. i wasn't trying to get through at all then i got stuck..
You don't have a VISA? No i have a mastercard...
ahahahaha! lol thats funny stuff..
zim9792 4 years ago
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Fucken sick joke. What a waste of time shame on you guyz
loverstune 4 years ago
uyanya
pamza 4 years ago
i hate to admit it but this was some funny shit.If Pips from Zim still wanna get rid of Uncle Bob they should take he out.1 bullet usually does da job.Stop runnin n deal with dis Mdarra!Take him out!!!
emaclasalle 4 years ago
The Lion took my arm: O.k call this number (the guy should of then said: how I only have one hand )
moviedude111 4 years ago
get rid of the prick mugabe and they will all go home. Only leaving because they have to not really because they want to. If mbeki was not so in bed with mugabe then perhaps something would have been done by now.
The clip is funny though.
vicfallsboy 4 years ago
Funny but tragic.
Those Zimbo's have great sense of humour.
You don't have a VISA? No I have a mastercard!
I knew a Lovemore Sibanda from Kariba.
fixzimbabwe 4 years ago 3
madhodhi atiri kunzwa aya,yes cross the border run from the torcherous,abusive,destructive goverment of mugabe, mugabe uri mboro yemunhu.yambukayi ndimi vana mukoma magandanga enguva ino not magandanga anouraya vanhu.yambukai endayi kujoburg.mugabe dhodhi remunhu.
supersizedpro 4 years ago
Hilarious - very funny. But it is a serious matter now. South Africans could be talking about the real enemy, the IMF and other US-controlled organizations, rather than worrying about immigrants from Zimbabwe. It's all neocolonization, economic imperialism. I'm here in the US trying to battle US foreign policy so no one gets stuck in that fence between debt-driven subjugation and freedom.
JusticeButterfly 4 years ago
It's acceptable to laugh in sad times, but this is not funny at all, I find it offensive and disturbing that my people (South Africans) could do something like this. As a radio station you should be spreading a message about anti-xenophobia in our country.
Njobokazi 4 years ago
can u guys just shut up ok u guys think ur good i lived in sa for 7 years and then moved 2 zim for 8 so just shut up and ewe mfana wokoyo u mafuta mombe anochi geza
otchy22 4 years ago
fuck you, and your country.
we have one fool in our country and his running the country, and you have a whole nation of fools who shoot each other for a Rand.
p.s we are getting your jobs, in you own country SUCKERS!! why dont you make a joke of that.
i dare you to accept this comment.
tanyaradzwa100 4 years ago
You are getting all the bottom end jobs. We still keep out IT and Law firm jobs. And crime is heavy in SA but i think its worse in Zim. Where i live its REALLY safe
bosbeer5 4 years ago
mfana, i stayed in SA for 2 years,worked as an accountant and i earned what you earn in a year in a month. you fools concetrate on the little people because you cant get the big ones. i also have an aunt who is busness woman and she is now a MILLIONAIRE cash dollar. Zimbabweans are busy getting money in your country and they is nothing you can do about it but just post stupid videos on youtube. in two years time we shall have a zim run for SA president coz we already run your shit.SUCKER!!!
tanyaradzwa100 4 years ago
You are oblivious of whats going on . . . just because u know a few people getting rich from Zim in Sa doesnt mean ur running the show. And if all the Zimbabweans take over, we pack up and leave for America or London. Its anyway just a matter of time till Sa takes the same patha as Zim.
bosbeer5 4 years ago
that is the wisest thing you have side all this time. africa is africa for now, maybe it will change with time like china and india; but that time is not any time soon thats why i my self-im in the states my african brothers.peace!
tanyaradzwa100 4 years ago
You African brothers suck at running a continent. All you seem to do is shoot each other and fall into anarchy without European assistance. :/
Corzare 4 years ago
unlike you my brother, i dont hide behind the success of my country- i stand alone and speak of my own. i know of americans who speak highly of there country and say how wealthy it is but he is still catching a bus to go home. i've been in the state for 3 yrs, i dont have an idea how to board a bus.
tanyaradzwa100 4 years ago
Wow. They use public transport. I guess Africa with its awesome public transport of donkeys, pick-up trucks with 50 cals on the back and the 'FLEET OF FOOT' premise has it beat. :\
And why am I your brother? I'm not related to you, you're just bloke trying to make out Africa isn't a sack of shit, which sadly isn't the case. :/
Corzare 4 years ago
sorry for creating a conversation with you. i had mistaken you for an educated person.
tanyaradzwa100 4 years ago
Lol, then please, offer me evidence to the contrary. If Africa is such a booming continent, why did you move to the States?
Corzare 4 years ago
so why dont you get your friends to help africa out. see its people who keep talking nonsense. and dnt do anything, the european countries are full of shit
zimbos05 4 years ago
Why should we help you out? You're the ones failing. We're doing just fine.
Corzare 4 years ago
thats arrogance. see, you have it all for you on a silver platter, yet you dont have the humanity to help a fellow human being.
zimbos05 4 years ago
Because my ancestors worked for it, while Africans were throwing spears and were too weak to offer any worthwhile resistance when the White man came to Africa.
Besides, I help people. People in my country. Just not some savages far abroad.
Some continents are just better than others.
Corzare 4 years ago
may god have mercy on you. my ancestors did work for it. we drove the white man out of africa and fought for independence. and as a human being who has a heart, i dont only help the person in my backyard, i help anyone in need. cos at the end of the day, we all human, and god says, do unto others as you want them to do to you.
zimbos05 4 years ago
Drove us out of Africa? We left because it became un-trendy to own slaves and colonies. And as soon as we did, the place falls to shit.
And are you Christian, or do you believe in some savage deity this Westerner wouldn't know about?
Corzare 4 years ago
im not christian. and yes we drove you out of africa. i studied the history. europe knows how much potential is in africa and wanted to stay there. there still is interest there but for the wrong reasons. yeah the place has fallen, but im saying the west and the big countries dont care for the human suffering as there is no oil or no money benefit. bloody ridiculous how mankind has fallen.
zimbos05 4 years ago
uyanya wena your ancestors my ass masela othuvi
pamza 4 years ago
Good God, speak English, because I'm not going to learn your savage tongue.
Corzare 4 years ago
hahahahahaha!
pepsichick 4 years ago
Super competent border patrol!
Thank da Lord it wasnt true!
:D:D:D:D:D
makeout4paul 4 years ago