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  • Yes!!!, Yes!!!, Yes!!!...

  • Brucie?

  • Steve Ballmer would make an awesome Jersey Shore character.

  • He's stabbing an invisible macfag.

  • He apparently thinks he's a showman, but truth is, he's mad and embarrassing.

  • @Majik47 Exactly man !!! What he does is totally stupid!!! :\

  • dumbass,dumbass,dumbass

  • thumbs up if you think this guy sent goons to kill steve!

  • @xioracky

    your disgusting. 

  • lol,

    Or they could go

    Extortion, Extortion, Extortion

  • Ballmer is an intelligent guy but he comes off as a nutcase sometimes. I think he's better suited as a "behind the scenes guy" rather than his current role.

  • I like this guy, he is very funny but in the same time he is nuts.

  • He reminds me of a football announcer

  • B-17 Ballmer!

  • its fun to just hold "4" not push, hold

  • keep pressing 7

  • "Advertising, Advertising, Advertising!"

    ...it's just not the same as developers...

  • who is this dude :')

  • @BethanieAllTimeLow CEO of Microsoft.

  • @BethanieAllTimeLow

    LOL that's the CEO of Microsoft :D

  • Do you have a product or service you need marketed watch my varolo presentation for advertisers

  • developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers

  • Developers!

  • lolwut? they have like no adds anywhere.

  • Sorry Steve. The correct answer is :

    C. Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.

  • homer simpson?

  • Man.... i will be sooooooooo scared to even work with him, not even talking about using this product.... Microsoft fail so badly~~~

  • You guys don't get it, Microsoft is about THE MONEY THE MONEY THE MONEY not the dumb users dumb users dumb users.

  • @sergiovf47 no dumb dumb microsoft is about the users because they know the customers first.

  • Say no to cocaine lol.

  • @HeroReiKo haha

  • 9000 developers just got their feelings hurt.

  • This needs an windows, windows, windows remix and an advertising, advertising, advertising rmiex!

  • developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers :)

  • What happened was, that Microsoft, having worked very long on Vista, realized that there is a second way of earning money, than making good products: You simply sell them well. With a well prepared campaign, you do not even need any programmers. Only advertisers.

    And so they did. Half way through Vista, they fired every programmer, hired only advertisers. The result you all know: It was a tremendous success. And mmaking programs without a single programmer, is now the brand of Microsoft.

  • The title of this video is only slightly off from what Ballmer actually said, but it has a completely different meaning.

  • CRAPPY OS CRAPPY OS CRAPPY OS CRAPPY OS !!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!

  • @KingWing777

    Says the retard probably using Mac lmao.

  • @mecher3k actually i run linux on my custom pc... did you ever wonder why most servers use linux? 

  • @KingWing777 you mad cuz we haz gud gui?

  • google google google google

  • Apple, Apple, Apple !

  • @PalaisRohan

    Fagle, Fagle, Fagle!

  • he just summed up the history of Microsoft there

  • HEART ATTACK, HEART ATTACK, HEART ATTACK!!!

  • The Dell is first.

  • Windows, Advertises, Developers, WEB Developers... what else has he repeated 3 times?

  • @Beolex It is like Scientology. It is called brain washing.

  • God, I wish Microsoft would just die already.

  • In your dreams, without Microsoft, there would be very weak PC Gaming, very weak service for corporations that prefer Windows computers, very weak VIDEO gaming (Xbox 360 - Forza 3 and Halo), and much more.

  • @bofors7715 yah right u noob i bet u would kill urself without ur halo u big dumb idiot head

  • the part with steve ballmer was awesome.

  • I like the part when he says "advertisers".

  • Steve Ballmer is such a poet, he's basically mastered the use of repetition.

  • this man need some valium

  • Sounds like a used car salesman. Literally, he does.

  • brain dead, brain dead, brain dead, brain dead, brain dead, brain dead!

  • Yeah, windows is pretty awesome.

  • Imagine working for this guy.." So uh, boss what do you want us to do today?"

    "PANDAS PANDAS PANDAS PANDAS RAWR *drool*"

    "Okaaay.... and what about the thousands of developers and advertisers you made us hire?"

    "ASSIMILATE ASSIMILATE ASSIMILATE ASSIMILATE *mouth foaming*"

    "Sigh.. okay boss. What eeeeeevurrrr."

  • I love MS, but this guy need to be put in rehab. He's the reason why I might get a Mac!

  • @standingcam you'll love once you do !

  • Haha, yeah, I-

    wait what

    These advertisers better be some goddamn good developers. In case you haven't noticed, people don't LIKE ads on their computers.

  • he's authentic.

  • @TheTrackformer

    Leprosy is also 'authentic'.

  • Microsoft is about one you're right...

    viruses viruses viruses Baby !!!

    I use Linux for on-line stuff , and I only use Windows for some software and Games, but I never let it get on the web ever... and you know what ? It worked I have had not one problem with Windows after I started using Linux as my main OS...

  • I love it...!!!!!!! :D

  • they made that mistake with windows vista

  • Lol, this guy is a LEGEND, LEGEND, LEGEND!

  • TEXTp treats Ballmer well

  • whats wrong with Ballmer? why he must say 3 or 4 times the same fucking word? is a strategy for consuming Winbugs with Hypnosis?

  • Dude... grow up. So much ameteur psychoanalysis of this guy.

  • is sarcasm ...stupid

  • Isn't it sarcasm, sarcasm, sarcasm? You didn't repeat it three times so it didn't sink in.

  • @Balmer - wrong, wrong, wrong.

  • Advertisers, advertisers, advertisers. Now they're copying Google.

  • at least they make good software

  • @abrasionUK

    at least who makes good software? haha i hope for your sake youre not talkin about microsoft

  • no not all man I'm talkin bout Google

  • Windows is software and it is good, so yeah.

  • @fraydog The secret words in Microsoft now are...

    Google, Google, Google, Google...

  • @fraydog Google? Prepare to have chairs thrown at you.

  • it's funny how all the comments here are made by windows and mac fanboys, when both of them are used by mindless morons.

  • @NiGhtMarEs0nWax Wats the point of saying that if u cannot prove it

  • because no Linux user would post pro windows comments, and they also behave in a fanatical fan way. hence what I said. what is the point in your face?

  • I meant about windows and mac fanboys being mindless morons. Its obvious that linux fans don't care for this stuff and that they are a bit superior for the most part.

  • most of them are, all they care about is games, hardware and the most recent OS, money makes the world turn, like a wheel in a rat cage. fanboys.

  • Loto Game.

  • fukin hell imagine working for this guy I would love it

  • What a shame! You will fall to Google you money grubbing third rate pig!

  • Snicker... I feel so much better about my Windows purchase now that I know it's all about advertising and not about developing. It explains much... Like why my office switched to Ubuntu.

  • GladOS > Windows

  • @Woodenlegjoe Who rated you in the minuses? GLaDOS is better than windows XD, Atleast she has triumphs.

  • that's A Lie.

  • This man is the reason I hate Microsoft

  • for fucks sake its just an operating system its not the entire world

  • @mrfourtysevenman

    well... the world revolves around computers...

  • meh, sorry.

    no offense to you mac owners.

    i got really pissed off because every video i went to see that week had nothing but controversy.

    i now have linux windows and mac on my pc and they all perform with amazing results.

  • Haha, and what, did you cut open the Internet wires with a knife to scratch in that comment with your bare hands?

    I agree that arguments about things can always get taken too far, but do you mean to say that it doesn't concern you even one bit the direction that this indicates for ~90% (by Microsoft's own numbers) of the world's computers?

    Windows? Development? Progress? Engineering?

    "Not anymore baby!"

    Advertising!

    We have a taste of how that goes with 'free-to-air' TV.

  • yes, thats a lie.

    i dunno what ur sayin

  • GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

    WHY THE FUCK IS IT THAT I CAN'T SEE ANY MICROSOFT VIDEO WITHOUT PEOPLE SAYING THAT IT SUCKS?????

    okay, heres what happens.

    mac people get bored. so, loving their macs so much, they purposley go to videos about windows and try to get in a fight

    THEY ARE BOTH FUCKING GREAT OPERATING SYSTEMS!! THERE IS ROOM FOR 3 OPERATING SYSTEMS BUT YOU ARE ALL TOO FUCKING BRAINDEAD TO SEE THAT YOU FAGS

  • O that is what Yahoo did with their website, advertisers advertisers advertisers....lol

  • windows and mircosoft sux

  • OSX!

  • What intensity.

  • Has this twat had a lobotomy ? He's so fucked up. Typical American idiot.

  • He doesn't own Microsoft. Shareholders do. Steve Ballmer is the CEO appointed by those shareholders.

  • Typical racist comment ImahGoer

  • he is mad

  • advertising advertising advertising. Why cant you spend the ad money to fix vista?

  • they did its called windows 7, and nothing was wrong with vista, name something that is wrong

  • windows 7 = works great!!!

    windows vista =bsod

    advertsing= not fixing bsod/other problems

  • my freekin BS dell laptop got bsod , it was vista.... i shud stop playin maple story

  • win

  • So I have to pay for an upgrade? Vista should have been like win7. I'm not saying it was a total failure, people often exaggerate. But I don't like to pay for a product twice.

  • yes you do have to pay for a upgrade, you dumb son? they been doing it since windows 2

  • Yeah right...was win 2, hell, 98 as expensive as vista? Did Microsoft promise that it'll REALLY be the ultimate OS? To date they haven't ever admitted that they lied or were simply wrong (about vista or anything else)

  • inflation sucks bru

  • >nothing was wrong with vista

    hahaha oh wow

    This is what Windows fanboys actually believe.

  • > Impylying there is actually a flaws with vista

  • aderp

  • What makes you think i take advice from hype? i use vista and windows 7 and used xp for years, i still dont see whats WRONG with vista

  • Wanker wanker wanker!

  • yeah skip the developers... write shitty code who cares... as long as we have advertisers to slap it in surreal tv spots...

  • nose candy, nose candy, nose candy, nose candy

  • holy crap.

  • Only one word fits here: LINUX!

  • heart attack, heart attack, heart attack!!

  • Hahaha.

  • LOL :D

  • I can only imagine his blood pressure. Wouldn't want to be his doctor.

  • @delbow

    What about this? Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! (he's out)

  • no steve jobs this guy

  • Developers, developers, developers. Both Microsoft and Apple have always taken advantage of unknown young geniuses which they have trapped in their webs, people which behind the faces of these "strips", that claim to have brought the technology to the world, are working day and night to get the best of them and please these motherfuckers. ¡Viva the free and open-source software!

  • aren't those young geniuses just plain stupid

  • WTF is wrong with him

  • He is a damn nut!

  • He's passionate about his work. Plus the fact that he has a shit ton of money probably helps.

  • this guy.... pisses me off....

  • this guy... pisses everyone off

  • such.

    a.

    douche.

  • he is very cool, so why does everybody hate him?

  • He's executed several campaigns to eliminate OS competition.

  • I agree.

  • probably because hes embarrassing his company by being a retard

  • this guy is my hero

    i wish i had someone like him working in my business

  • @Reed220 Probably because he's bald, nobody likes bald people.

  • @filippo333 Not even Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.

  • @Reed220 because hes just like you

  • @Reed220 cause he is insane in the head

    "develpors "develpors"develpors"

    Kill kill kill

  • this guy is genius!

    so motiviert man seine mitarbeiter!

  • Too many office hours, too many cups of coffee.

  • click on the cat on video responses

  • This is sad.

  • This nut just made me switch to a mac...

  • windows is a joke, if only linux could tap into the gaming market.

  • The tools are there within Linux (uses OpenGL, like macs do too - lots of potential dev.)... While games could be brought to Linux, it's mostly shortsighted primarily due to Windows being sold as an "everything" system (whereas Linux is still viewed "OS for server use" by many) - it's easy to develop cross-platform if the platform uses similar codebase, but if that code changes developers are opt to settle for the more popular system (so I've been told in the past) thus DirectX > OpenGL

  • does anybody know what the fuck this geek just said?

  • I doubt it.

  • el anticristo D:

  • And does anyone still wonder why Vista sucks?

  • Monopolizing, monopolizing, monopolizing, monopolizing!

  • LOL.. And apple : Marketing, marketing, marketing !

  • no, he IS crazy

  • he's not crazy, he's just happy.

  • wtf is with this ceo

  • Is anyone getting this? It's more disturbing than I originally thought.

    He's saying that the "bedrock" HAD been developers (programing new innovative things I suppose) but now the "BEDROCK" IS advertisers? WTF? The very foundation of MS has moved from product and innovation to to something no better than infomercials.

    The King has no clothes!! It offers no innovations because it's focus is not innovation. Its just repackaging the same problems in a new box.

    Vista = Win 7 perhaps?

  • When I saw this a few months back, I knew it was the beginning of the end for MS. Ballmer is not insane, just enthusiastically on the wrong track. They are selling Razorfish now. There's no patch for human stupidity. (not even a service-pack)

  • what an idiot..

  • so this is microsoft CEO ....

  • he's crazy, it's sad

  • yeah you're right I agree. all humans are greedy. I just like to pick on this guy and not all jews.

  • fuckin dumb fat greedy jew! he's a kike from michigan. he only likes microsoft because it stuffs his fat face with more money than this jew can breathe air.