Yo MAMA jokes and gravity

[izzywizzy63]

The guy is on crack

[mrptone39]

yo mama so stupid she made OJ simson look loke a mobile prize winner

[ThatBlackSheepy]

@mrptone39 you mean a NOBEL prize winner?

[MyModernwarfare123]

can you make a channle that all you do is discuss the word of the day

[TheMoaDude]

Your mom should've smoked crack and drank enough beer when she was pregnant to have you looking like your father.

[XxMicroLemonxX]

your momma's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed :D

[23mekrazy]

yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, she saw her cell phone number.. like if you get it :)

[TheMultimania99]

yo mama so ugly she walked in the bathroom and scared the crap outta toilet.

[wolfgirl3417]

hey, yo mama's so big, fat, and hairy that 1 day she walked in2 the woods and bigfoot saw her and said "DADDY!!!"

[7bluelagoon]

ROFL you explained this in a much more interesting way than how i learnt it in physics class :')

[XxTredsxX]

Mhm... i think that's why she always have 1 or 2 apples in her ass

[MrKennykj]

Yo mama so ugly she make blind children cry thumb up

[simpleplanyo]

yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can, and when i asked her what she was doing, she said.. moving(:

[ShelbyShow1]

omg will u marry me!?!?!

[000timekilla]

YO MAMAS SO STUPED THAT WHEN SHE LOCKED HERSELF IN THE BATHROOM, SHE CRAPED HERSELF:)

[wtfnannamaria]

you are so damn funny!

i'd fuck you just to see what it felt like.. maybe i'd start laughing? O.o

[TheThedumpshow]

yo mama's armpits are so hairy, she looked like she had chewbacca in a headlock

[p1n3appl33xpr3ss]

yo mamas so hairy, that when you were born you got rug burn

[bluepinky45]

Yo Mama looks Like a girl!

[athleticjosie]

yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles! bam thumbs up please!

[ak47mayham]

Thanks ace Ventura...somebody must watch a lot of "in living color"

[facethemusic1344]

LMAO your mama so fat... in da ass. that she attracts... APPLES!

[VideoGameCharacter89]

why isint this guy president?

[megzzie125]

yo mamas so fat cilit would'nt even bang her!!!!!!!!!!!! :L

[smellslikecloroform]

I like your face! Do you like MINE!?!

[mrgsus8a2]

yo momma is soooooooooo fat that she doesnt need internet, shes already worldwide

[noobtubehaterz]

Yo mamas so fat, the Weather Channel names her farts! :0

[shmexximingle121]

yo mamas so fat shes taller when she lies down ;]

[MissSFGiantsLover]

1:43 I laughed my fucking ass off xD ''How old are you?''

[zack4666]

yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and sead i go the power

[arodjeterman132]

is h drunk or high? 

[supahippiegirl]

APPEL MASACER!!!!

[cooleygirlmaddyp]

cermonker face

[circumsizedcorndogs1]

yo mama so stupid when she was getin chased by the cops she called 911 for help

[circumsizedcorndogs1]

these jokes are as old as frainknsten

[fuzzybunny390]

YA



[MrMg0000]

fact based on that formula ,after 3 years yo mama will attract mars :D

[thetroublemaker98]

you shoud do a video on your favorite comebacks!!!

[MyLola1975]

YO mama's so fat when she was laying on the beach, a whale washed up and started sinigng " WE ARE FAMILY! EVEN THO YOUR FATTER THAN ME!!!!!" lol xD

[chadd366]

@MyLola1975 YO mama's so fat the whole solar system revolves around her

[TheThebmxer16]

yo mama's so stupid she put a piece of paper on the tv and called it py-per-view

[yakuzamadddogg]

You'relike Jim Carrey XD Funnier

[caitlyn1miki]

ur mama so fat when she turned around everyone gave hera welcome back party



[ak471346]

yo mama so stupid she looked at her 1st grade class she saw a girl in the picture (p.s) its her and she did all these jokes of her and the name was their

[ROXY911luv]

@ak471346 ......just no....

[SmurfThePanda]

I feel dumber after watchig 10 of your videos

[ripkehl]

i think i do love them apples

[StuckInTheFame]

Yo mamas so fat when the door bell rang she ran for the microwave xD

[dnshshlidrs]

I hate physics.

[bieber605]

this is fucken funny

[MusicLoveLife100]

you like fruit, bro?

[pakipwincezz123]

YOUR AMAZING. Im suprised you are'nt internationally famous yet ''/

[PetewMennew]

i like ur fack do you like minee!!!!!? ehh ehhh ehhhhhh :D hahahahahahah

[MrGrinfelds]

is this guy ok ?

[BlackBreyerz]

@MrGrinfelds No, He's amazing.;)

[JustinsGirlAlways7]

I love yo face Danny

[tylerguy12]

your momma so fat she attracts the earth

your momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prrices

[fullofloveandstuff]

but if you factor in the earth's gravitational force then it cancels out that theory :D

[jimmy44466]

your mama is so fat she tried to get out of bed 3 times and ended up rocking herself back to sleep

[justavisitor12321]

yo MAMA so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters

[MrLOL9999]

yes!....your, mama.......

BEYITCH!

[adventureteen13]

yo mama is so old she knew the burger king when he was the prince of cows

[gluedtomylaptop]

bitch! 0:11

[Dylpyckle99]

Yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a key shop.

Yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Thumbs this up

[adventureteen13]

@Dylpyckle99 urwelcome

[thenewandrei4o94]

@Dylpyckle99 Yes, Master, i will

not

[yomommas24]

your mama.... yes, your mama. bitch.

[lifehatesmespll9]

This guy sure gets his fiber. He's always eating fruit. :P

[DangeloYuppYupp]

ur teeth r yellow jk but dey r lol

[hotcuttie22]

HOW DO YA LIKE DEM APPLES!!

[MrPromethius1973]

your funny

[wackson001]

drugs r bad kids......

[wackson001]

Yo muma like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows

[MultiOnlineGamerz]

My computer had to load the video and had to stop at 0:58 seconds for like 10 sec I was shutting my self.

Luv ur vids

[megzzie125]

your mama so fat cillit wouldnt even bang her!... pow!

[Spaggettee]

I luv 'chipmunkerfaces'!!! :D 

[linkinparklvr013]

i hate the thumbnail

[MalfatoIII]

AHAHHA A JESI LUD he s crazy :D in a good way

[77oddball]

hello apple



[TheCakey12]

0:02 omg that made me laugh sooo hard :L

[annahbbygurll06]

yukki apple howww oldd r uuu!!!

[savannalovesya]

Like the first jokes but theroy was where i blanked out ps.yo mama is so fat dora cant even exsplore her

[13babybomber13]

Jim Carey!

[alex16ed]

U have a lot of pants!!

[Enzoz122]

i wanna know where this guy gets his weed :P

[Katie2499]

Your mummas so fat she ate Jenny and Craig!!

[victoriaisntsosecret]

He's funny, but Jim Carrey ....he's better.

[Jose083192]

0:58 Wtf haha

[Jose083192]

0:26 lmao

[CRAZYDEADLYLAMB]

He's not the new jim carrey NO ONE can be the new jim carrey NO ONE will ever be as funny as jim carrey especially this dickhead

[DEATHSTROKE565]

yo momma's like a shotgun.5 cocks shes loaded!!!!! =]=]=]=]

[ninjoyniga77]

your mammas so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

[AbbiMerCullen]

0:04 xD

[MrLudaVjeverica1]

Press and hold 0. Retarded Face

Press and hold 1. Retarded Face

Press and hold 2. Retarded Face

Press and hold 4. Retarded Face

Press and hold 5. Retarded Face

Press and hold 7. What do you think it's now?

Danny you're so funny and you should make a video about 'Crazy Faces'

You are the best in making those faces. :))))))

[hellokitty82399]

he sounds and looks like jim carrey

[hellokitty82399]

lol so funny. and I luv u 

[softballcrazedsienna]

THATS YUCKY APPLE!!!!

How old r u?????

Fuckin shit apple

[MrDannyk123]

mate YOU ARE THE NEW JIM CAREY!!!

[DeathsGF]

He kinda reminds me of the grinch from the reallife movie one lol

[crippleleg59]

Omg I laugh so hard when he say "bitch" ahaha was so funny!!!!!!

[kawaiifiona97]

Yes I like your face buz I am to frighten not to

[mikaelasmith1121]

So funny

[CrystalBl202ily]

he reminds me of jim carrey :)

[MilaKashmire148]

You make learning fun! lol I wish you was my science teacher

[jeffharty55]

Here's one my hockey coach told us: Yo mama like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods. Put to the top of the page so everyone can see ! :)

[MsBeiberYo]

@sean32ify You just dont know how to enjoy things. Learn how to laugh you bore wh**e!!

[katlovr1]

Yo mama is so dumb she decided to watch this..

[numskull444]

you remind me of jim carey 

[guilmon134]

@numskull444 Thats excatly what i said, that he reminds me of Jim Carey, personality-wise. LOL

[sean32ify]

You are stupid moron

[kaas94]

Hey, Hey Apple!

[TheNovaaak]

i do love you Danny, don't worry! :) -3

[Jakey0991]

come check out bed sheets in action @ crazycaitlin196 for funny videos and other stuff !!! xx

[Jayhawkgirl98]

You should make a video about pants. And why they call them a pair of pants when there is only one pant...s?

[mrsmileyface543211]

@Jayhawkgirl98 lol because It'd be weird...

"Hey, I got new pant. Do you like my new pant? I like my new pant." xD they say a PAIR of pantS because there's two legs.

[Jayhawkgirl98]

@mrsmileyface543211 HAHA. LIKE MY NEW PANT. c:

[mrsmileyface543211]

@Jayhawkgirl98 c:

[Jayhawkgirl98]

Uhhhh NASTAY APPLE.

[xdramaticbugx]

yo mumas so fat when she fll into the ocean all the whales started singing 'we are family' XD

[TheOlliekickflip]

the comment under ine is gay

[kealiesayshi2]

hahahaah 1:41

[MyHotchic123]

i like you better with a beard. lol. ps. love ur vids.

[HotDogWolf1]

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!

[holben6221]

That was so dang awesome I almost tinkled my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fingeraballoon]

u must love furit lol

[0Trampy]

Hey Danny could you please make a video About how to stop watching porn ?

P.S: YOUR VIDEOS ARE FUCKINGGG AWESOMEE MAN

[Mazas123]

@0Trampy just go have sex xD try it, it does help;DDd

[sammy101798]

Just with the faces u make make the video funny

[MorganElizabethGomez]

haha , well . you suure do seem to like fruit . haha , you eat some in like every other video . lol . and you forgot a yo mamma joke

** yo mamma's so fat when she was born she didnt get a birth certificate , she got blue prints.! hah . (:

[kezzadbezza]

this guy has had more alcohol than amy winehouse

[HSSLova]

I like your face..

Do You Like MINE!?!?

[alfred989898]

you are crazy i like you

[lizzysBUZZED]

I want an apple now

[Amyyyys]

hahaha

[lennywwe]

sounds so much like jim carry

[jinx1169]

I like your face danny! :D

[GhigogTheWubby]

...

Drugs are bad, kids...

[13rentt]

i wish he was my science teacher

[hoodedspanky]

To mamas so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stop that Twinkie

[kayzay2000]

how did you make yr voice skueeky



[FlightlessWish]

You just had yourself an ass apple.

[Ttrella14]

Yo mama so fat when she gets killed in call of duty the person gets 500 killstreak

[BTRnCsLovR]

Press 0,1 and 5

[angelvera777]

HI APPLE *CRUNCH* eew thats yucky apple HOW OLD ARE YOU LMAO pissed my pants

[TrueDominguez]

your mama is soo FAT...

i just laught

[BIGworm691000]

Ur fucking funny man

[mrsmileyface543211]

how old ARE YOU?!!! haha Died Laughing ;DD

[TheOlliekickflip]

@dayofblood559wow way to copy yo mamas jokes

[MrPaulieboy3]

0:41 - 0:43 !!!!!!

[bestninja10]

At 0:27 press 2 when he says "she turns around and says....(press 2).....APPLES!!!!!

[TheOlliekickflip]

I like YO face do u like mine.  Hello apple. We will be discussing about the YO mama. Bitch. Lol

[hiSWifEY12x3]

your a retard. js.

[epamin100]

Yo moma became stupid when she saw this reatarted video!!

[doubleJJ818]

your mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull

[thejamescod4pro]

Video idea! If u didn't already do this.. How do you be funny?

[XxAlliexMariexX]

DAS YUCKY APPLE!!!! Lolol Love you!!

[Robert094333]

wat a retard



[450foxracing]

@Robert094333 ok you try and make a viral video with this many likes :)

[flyby501]

Lol!

[cr8master]

bit of a looza.....

[sissypj45]

O--|=2 its book and i hacked ur youtube love ya hun! -brooklyn marie thompson (ps.. u can find me on facebook!) and pss... the weird stuff at first it my attempt at a lady wearing a dress and a high heal

[sissypj45]

this is totally off subject but......YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH;D

[beadlescrazy8]

But he had a formula

[TheROKnROLLOUTLAW]

I don't like this guy he tryes to hard to be funny

[TheJALITZA]

u make me happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brandontori07]

@oblivionportal1 stfu loser

[PrettyLittleLiar505]

*Takes bit out of apple*

*spits it out*

AHH THATS YUCKY APPLE!

ahaha :)

[gummibearlove1]

Yo mama so fat she chased a bus down da street and said STOP DAT TWINKIE :3

[LordFitzy]

LOLOLOL press 2 for UNLIMITED APPLES

[beadlescrazy8]

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm

[techdeckconor]

Your crazy

[goodday20000]

WTF?!?! =o

[anaaa1108]

was this supposed to be funny?

[otfresh]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you think this was a good idea?

[FYIReality101]

how do you make your voice sound SOOOO RANDOM

[Marshmellowies]

I wonder what he sounds like before he makes his voice sound so high pitched..

[bacdafucup98]

yo mama so fat... that when she's on the beach....the guyz from Green Peace come and push her into the sea

[thekellyjellybear]

could you do why we have bugers.buggers ? CANT SPELL~?

[nsulli1000]

thats yucky apple

how old r u

[mariastaysbr00tal]

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul­

[MissCourtnehh]

You Mams Ass.