How to Survive a Nuclear Blast

[BgamerGal]

I high fived my monitor and it fell off le desk :(

[princejaa]

why do you keep lookking to your left?

[dondude69]

I'm glad my future self told me to watch this. Now I know what to do ahead of time!

Note to self: Do not buy exploding pens.

[mattstartsomething]

you live in chicago?! O.O

[KayeleeCL]

pfff, I live in Utah. If you even know that it's a state, you're not likely to be bombing it.

[hizokuto]

How to survive explosion Wednesdays.

[amartescana]

TUTTI

[Mintyify]

I already live in Milwaukee *safe*

[SkylerSoFluffy]

15 ppl didnt follow correctly!

BTW i love wheezy and i make vlogs too!

[jaymeeboh]

For some reason this video made me think of the British made-for-TV movie Threads, which was...well, disturbing. To say the least.

So, thanks?

[MrElmo121]

Awquid moment when i go to highfive him and he pulls his hand away,..

[amoswilson]

i actually went to press start on the screen

[SWalk4224]

I JUST GAVE WHEEZY WAITER A HIGH FIVE. LIFE = COMPLETE. GOODBYE NOW

[paradises1442]

OH MAH GAWD!!! O NOES!!! :O I LOOKED AT DA EXPLOZIONZ!!!! :O

[FlameEagleMSG]

thumbs up if you hi-fived the screen where his hand was!

[TTgamer12]

the wink girl needs a face book so people can talk to her i looked for an hour because i thought she was hot

[lwatiker]

@TTgamer12 I think her name is julie watiker

did you search for that? it came up for me

[tanyagrzez]

"like milwaukee..."

ah, wheezy. that hurts.

[thisismy181]

Thumbs up if you hit the screen when he said "Give me a high five"

[lwatiker]

OMG the wink girl is beautiful!!!!

[jewelkewl]

@lwatiker thanks!

[DVM2BN2014]

@lwatiker not really

[Bluecometsparkle]

OFFICIALLY A THING!!!

[WorldOfWolfcraft]

What about how to survive a zombie outbreak?

[08firthf]

First of all, did anyone else go back to the start of the video after seeing 3:29, and furthermore, did anyone else see the question mark where the remote was at 4:13. Did anyone read this comment before watching the full video and skipped to the end to see if I was right and felt annoyed they didn't get the discover these things themselves? Sorry, lol!

[Th3Apollo7]

HAHAH >:) i live in newfoundland SCREW YOU U.S A

[SpaztasticAlex]

I live in silicon valley! I'm only excited because I used to live in Carson City and you never said anything about it. . _.

[HereSheGoesAgainEh]

Hey Wheezy. Must say you have a pretty sexy uvula. Ever thought of going in uvula modeling?

[Violianom]

"How to make a nuclear-safe camera".

[devon11ist]

@sskkarz that was his future self that no longer exists because he grabbed the right pen.

[TehEp1cMan]

i live in indiana :[

[msamymcentee]

I miss the old outro.

[123456789robbie]

14 people looked directly at the explosion. and missed the "like" button.

[sskkarz]

right before the blast you said explosion wednesday is officially a thing

YOU SAID IT!!

[daniarseneau13]

Being to Canada does make you that much more awesome :)

[shesMusic]

I stared at the blast XD

[blacksmokeflocke]

14 people missed the high five

[thepartypanda88]

A THING YAY

[Tparty69]

yayyy i got to see the mushroom cloud without going blind!

[MetalRaider85]

14 ppl dosnt Survive a Nuclear Blast :o))

[joerayclark]

indiana? probably dont have a lot to worry about?! how about the fact that we live in INDIANA?!

O.o

[whiteboyzcandance]

when you put your hand to the camera i actually slapped the screen of my computer.

[TheGebbi]

@whiteboyzcandance You were not the only one!

[canceroussquirrelz7]

That glorious beard of yours... It's mesmerizing... And glorious... I already said that, didn't I? YOU GLORIOUS BEARD OWNER!

[Frshtodef1]

this video will probably have a billion views once there is warning of a nuclear bomb and everyone googles how to survive

[padddyspantsonfire]

any one else go blind at 3:57

[wildlifew13]

Driftless Pony Club needs to come to Atlanta please!!! (:

[xxlovexxlustxx]

hey wheezy i donated a dollor! thats all a poor college student can afford :/

[ZChimpTV]

it doesnt matter if its a nuclear explosion waves of nuclear fly through the air killing everything wether it got hit or not...

[AllTheCoolKidsHateMe]

How to survive a nuclear bomb: DUCK AND COVER!

[56freckles]

I DIDN"T LOOK AT THE MUSHROOM CLOUD!!!! Im such a good student.

[56freckles]

I may or may not have smacked my computer screen when you asked me for a high five...

[MsAnimeGamer]

How did my computer survive the emp blast???

[spartanite67]

"your arguing time travel with a time traveler"

[Tfarley96]

he hath a lithp

[MegaEmmanuel09]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!­!!

[RDreamseer]

I looked directly at the blast and did not go blind. Wheezy, why would you lie to me?!

[wilberforce95]

did anyone notice the clone going out the door at 0:00 ?

[verichkaa]

rob pattinson gorgeousness AND craig awesomeness all in one video!! my life is now complete :D

[iBenedetto]

@verichkaa go die in a nuclear explosion..

[verichkaa]

@iBenedetto go fap to some pokemon...

[iBenedetto]

@verichkaa go rub a magazine clipping of Robert Patterson in your unwashed cunt, that's the closest you'll get to sex.

[verichkaa]

@iBenedetto Oh, please. YOU'RE talking to me about sex?? You look like the fatter, uglier version of Napoleon fucking Dynamite. The ladies must be flocking to you, I'm sure. So simmer down, child, and go learn some manners. Such language in front of a lady...preposterous!

[iBenedetto]

@verichkaa suck my fat white dick. at least I'm not gawking over a closet homosexual. you think you have a chance with Robert Patterson? he's so far in the closet, he's making cameos in Narnia. BTW, My girlfriend finds me attractive, and that's all i need. Honestly, such attitude in the presence of a MAN. learn your place, woman.

[verichkaa]

@iBenedetto Ruh-roh! Someone's got his panties all in a bunch. Better play a game of pokemon to ease those nerves. And no, I have no delusions regarding Rob, just admiring his handsomeness, something you clearly lack. As well as a girlfriend. Yeah, I know it's acceptable to lie on the internet, but this pathetic.

You think you're a man? Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're about as far off as it gets. Fret not, though, you'll grow out of the gay jokes soon enough. :)

[iBenedetto]

@verichkaa His handsomeness? he's about as handsome as the underside of Rosie O'Donnell, and about as straight. I love how passive aggressive you are, thinking your better then me because i lack maturity, you assume this is how i act in the real world, but you're wrong. this IS the internet, and therefor i will act as immaturely as i want, and in all honesty you are no better. claiming I don't have a girlfriend because of my physical appearance? My girlfriends not a bitch, like you.

[accataKJoe]

@iBenedetto You seem to be a misogynistic homophobe with terrible grammar. I honestly think verichkaa won this argument. You also started this argument by insulting someone on an opinion that had nothing to do with you. And by wishing her death nonetheless! You are entitled to your opinion, but you shouldn't be rude. Respond to this if you like, but I won't answer you.

[iBenedetto]

@accataKJoe Who in the hell are you?! Does anyone know who this cunt is? and why they're are responding to a 2 month old Argument? An argument that I, IBENEDETTO: SUPREME RULER OF TEH LULZ HAS WON?!

[ninjazombiesorcerer]

@iBenedetto well you probably wont see this so HA HAHA I AM THE WINNER

[FaceSTAB411]

@verichkaa whats so bad about fapping to pokemon?

[iBenedetto]

@FaceSTAB411 I know, Right?

[Lobbesification]

I looked at the blast......  *__*

[bobian414]

@wheezywaiter can I get a banjo face for completing my eagle project?

[bobian414]

INCEPTION THURSDAY

[cityofbones0]

*fived

[cityofbones0]

I high fives you!

[spore56go]

14 people live in milwaukee

[DecapitatedDuck]

i live in milwaukee!!!!!

[orb8797]

if he is lactose intolerant why does he dip a cookie in milk in the I Got New Legs video?!?!?!?

[rtklord]

I looked away when i saw the mushroom cloud

[TheNonHipster]

Everytime someone says "high-five" in their video I actually high five them LIKE A BOSS.

[EmmyJ789]

Why don't you have a roof, Wheezy?

[LAT1N09]

im in indiana. guess im gonna live LOL

[innisjohnston]

I love that the day this was uploaded I started playing Fallout 3.

[BobvanDijk]

soo.... you're lactose tolerant eh? nice.

[woktie]

awh!<3 what a cute wink ;D

[brewerjason]

Shew, I'm ok...

~ Sent from Evansville, IN

[MrBillco12345]

ca somebody explain the silicon valley joke in 1:52

[TheShammies]

@MrBillco12345 Melons are made of silicone.

[MallettTalks]

@MrBillco12345 The material silicon is really fragile and not strong.

[MrBillco12345]

thumbs up if you didnt undrstand Silicon valley

[speakingofautum]

November 23, 2011

Why I'm Awesome

1) Beard, duh,

2) Lactose tolerant

3) Been to Canada

4) Properly label office supplies

<3 <3 <3

[deadskull91]

Fallout?

[jack6563]

damn i didnt see the nuclear blast comeing and now i cant see anything coming

[cubesofspinach]

Come to Memphis, wheezy.

[MrThatoneguy80]

Don't diss Milwaukee I'm unsubscribing

[TheDreamingMaya]

@MrThatoneguy80 Didn't watch until the end? 4:27 ish

[Jgames99]

SO CLOSE

[G1NTZ4]

Fhhuuuwuwuwuwu!!! --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[mephamphetamine24]

I hope those really are you last words. But not any time soon.

[unscrewstheotherway]

I purposely didn't look at the mushroom cloud.

[lemonice2700]

He didn't finish his sentence! Explosion Wednesday is not a thing :(

[Theunknown791]

Make a video about "How to survive a date"

[AdamKissAnerD]

@Theunknown791 can you imagine wheezy waiter surviving a date with himself (his clone)? that's not right

[ToxicDiseases]

@Theunknown791 Nobody like this, it ironically has 69 likes!

[XfridgeYyeahZ]

Minneapolis show, please?

[DirectMain]

WHEEZYYYYY WHATS UP MAH MAN

[DirectMain]

HEYYYEAHYEAHYEYEEAAHH

[SimplyMeNadine]

lol omfg that was awesome scripting. Like I actually appreciate the time that you've spent on this video to make us laugh and feel better about our day :P. GOOD JOB! :D LOVE YOU!

[iMattman509]

Wheezy meant to grab this pen! It doesn't explode. /watch?feature=player_detailpa­ge&v=33wlr3ZFbq4#t=63s

[grandchildofchaos]

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait explosion Wednesday is a thing?!

[3d4g19]

its official! i heard it! it is! explosion Wednesday is a thing!

[bakulover11]

if he went back in time before this video does that mean his camera is always on

[4ndiland]

it's finally a thing! yay!

[The64Atom]

I high fived the the screen

[williamchop]

I high-fived my computer monitor right off my desk...

[kylethapk]

"I'll nothing your face!"

[JanksterProductions]

Timey Wimey Wibbley Wobbley

[TheCyclone1013]

i think that saying "explosion wednesday might be a thing" IS in fact, a thing. unless he has not decided that yet either. That's right...BEARDCEPTION.

[flashlightning07]

San Francisco is in the Bay Area, not Silicon Valley, Wheezy. A Nuclear Blast would totally take out San Francisco though.

[RubenDaVampire]

Weezy... Valparaiso, Indiana isn't so bad... Take it form your neighboring state.

[MrRydude17]

explosion wednesday is finally a thing!

[ShoppingForKills]

Aweee you said not to look at the explosion! but i did! IM SORRY

[yoshimannetje]

I gave you a high five!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nicksan09]

Epic  --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[juteboxs]

thumbs up if you did not look at the blinding light!

[ruuugable]

Craaaaaaig, where did you gooooooooooo?!!! :'C'" <- super sad face!

[musicismyfavorite777]

We need a hipster clone.

Or a Cal Chuchesta clone.

[Whoobleedooful]

PSH. Play in Syracuse, dude, We love you here.

[deathXbyXpenguin]

who else High Fived Craig?

[AAAHeavy]

Wheezy y hawe u not upwoaded any new wideos?

[AwayLemonade]

Craig has really nice eyebrows... am I the only one who thinks this?

[yupserved]

Northern Indiana is sixth on the united states most likely to get bombed places, there are many reasons why by one big one being we make Hummers.

[vigdos]

I actually high-fived the computer

[ThatwuzEze]

@vigdos Me too!

[MrSuperginger101]

@vigdos so did i:)

[gitsays]

I hope you're not sick or anything. I hope you've spent the last few days playing Settlers of Catan on a shark-less beach eating bagels, or something.

[TheRiffCalendar]

Step one: ???

Step two: be a coacroach.

Step three: Sucsess!

[joelouvaine]

i high five'd my screen and it may have broken....

[beboiscool100]

In Soviet Russia Bomb Hide From You !

[SwoleOnCoffee]

What's wrong with Indiana?!?!?!

[AnotherPostcard]

Alas, poor Explosion Wednesday, we hardly knew ye.

[beanie021]

My parents-in-law (??) both work at the homeless shelter in town, so the doobleydoo makes me extra happy.

[BardagiFilms]

I LOOKED AT THE EXPLOSION AND I'M NOT BLIND! :O

[AlphaWolf177]

LOL I didnt expect that exploding pen! HOLYSHIZ

[95emmalie]

Woah I just realized I havn't seen a wheezywaiter video in ages, CRAIG :C

[TheBassoonhero]

WHY IS TY THE REGULAR GUY NOT SO REGULAR!

[jusduinme1015]

scary spice is sexy

[jonsi666]

He's dead!

[katiechan8]

EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY IS NOW OFFICIALLY!

(officially is the adverb there!) XD

[xxlovexxlustxx]

can i donate to you to so you dont sleep in an igloo.. its cold in there :(

[egardgerard92]

When did the phrase "Doobly Doo" originate? I mean, you've been saying it every webisode since I've been watching, which has been about a year now... But How did you think of it?

[Daisy2177]

Where are you Wheezy Waiter????? :/

[saltwatertaffynlife]

Wheezy Waiter is the Doctor.

[BabyBluMustang66]

Is graig dead?? these days who knows hes always offing himself :/

[MRFUNNYMANGUY]

craig, theres a dead guys body inside this ride

[blakecard]

i gave Wheezy a high five.

[EmRoxUrSoxOff]

Yay, you mentioned where I live! Haha, woot woot Silicon Valley beard lovers!

[boyt1944]

so is explostion wednesday a thing???

[thisorthat50]

wheezy where ware wyou?

[LaineyEspick]

WHY ARE YOU HATING ON INDIANA :(

[moonlady3000]

Wheezy, your skin is looking particularly nice today @.@

[hmammy]

Wait...so is Explosion Wednesday a thing now or not??

[turtletarian2]

i need that organ to survive o.o

[MrPinkducttape]

is that a new COUCH?

[TheArcticLights]

nooo! so close to making Explosion Wednesday a thing!

[Rockid9040]

Dude, He's talking to me! My name is Indiana!

[mrthemuffinman246]

WAIT is it a thing? is it not a thing? AHHHHHH!

[EpicForethought]

Anyone else notice that question mark near the TV?

[johnno2294]

YOU PARTIALLY SAID IT! IT STILL COUNTS!