Welcome to Manchester The story of 'that' Tevez Poster

[Mortinium]

Funny video. When they signed Mancini's dog they thought they got one over on Man Utd, now they are paying him 250k per week to sit on his arse.

[mancesterbornn1]

fuck that wog

[jorddogga]

haha the people that made the poster must feel pretty stupid now

[ericbratt23]

WELCOME TO CARLOS,,, MANCHESTER!!! what comes around goes around!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!

[MoodieBasher]

Are the shitty fans changing the sign they put up to say "Get out of Manchester" for not wanting to play footie?

[TheOBXastronaut]

That poster is ingenious!

[TKManUTD1989]

Will City put up a poster of Tevez waving them goodbye?

[MikeyAceH]

That is not the border between Manchester and Trafford. Its between Manchester and the City with out a centre (or a soul) Salford!

[BinklMe]

As City fans we had our ups and downs and we may have not have been as succesful but we bidded our time and now yous are severly close to being second best to us

[chriswalsh83]

City are a joke, City are a joke

We've got Barca they got Stoke....City are a joke

[tommyaw123]

you just can't help but feel sorry for City can you, after Sheikh Mansour bought the FA Cup - THEY STILL GET OUTSHONE by United winning the league AND in a Champions league final

MAN CITY - ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID

[tomasjburke1]

I see you avoid all questions regarding your fans failure to ever fill your ground. Regarding historical significance; the population of manchester doubled in 30 years from 70,000 to 142,000 in the 18 hundreds due to Irish immigrants. Mr Manchester maybe you should look into your blood line. I bet you go to the match with your fat bird and your bald dad and shout munich through lines of stewards at united fans, i also know most of the lads at your school will have been red and you were all alone

[CactusLocalTime]

Smug, arrogant video. Smug, arrogant narrator. Smug, arrogant poster. Smug, arrogant club.

What have they got to be smug and arrogant about?

[69salford69]

"so City have been buying some new players"

= Robinho (GONE) Wayne Bridge (SHIT) Shay Given (GONE) Bellamy (GONE) Adebayour (GONE) Gareth Barry (SHIT) Toure (DRUGGIE)

Always in our shadow

[tommyaw123]

This is comedy gold - the narator talks about city and says "We did this" "We did that" - an obvious city fan, WITH A FUCKING SOUTHERN ACCENT !

Manchester United are FROM Manchester - Newton Heath to be precise - born in 1878 - much earlier than city. Its all about where your BORN not where you LIVE.

One last point, United have had higher average attendance since records began in the 1900's than city, even when united were in Div 2, below city, MORE MANCS ATTEND UNITED GAMES THAN CITY, FACT

[ManchesterIsCity]

@tommyaw123 ... sorry to interupt your lie fest but here's a few facts for you...

1) united were formed in newton heath, City in Gorton. Neither area at the time was part of Manchester. City became the first club playing within Manchester when they relocated to Ardwick. Fact.

2) united spent 20 years in Manchester after newton heath was incorporated into the city. For the rest of their history they've played outside of Manchester.

[ManchesterIsCity]

@tommyaw123

3) united's crowds only started to eclipse the Mancunians after the 2nd world war and not significantly until post 1958. Fact.

4) conservative estimates put the number of people attending old trafford on match days from the Greater Manchester region as between 34 and 38 thousand.

comedy gold indeed sunshine... when you happen to be a munich liar who'll disregard any fact that doesn't suit them and blatently invent "facts" to back up your lies.

[tommyaw123]

@ManchesterIsCity oh deary me, you are the prime example of why city are so bitter - look at your channel - its embarrassing - all you do is talk about United ! hahahah

Lets talk facts, like i've said before since records began United have had higher average attendances than city, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SEASON even in 1974 when city were in the league above !!

oh and I do love your "conservative estimates " comment - based on fact hahaha

Man City are always the bridesmaid, small club. FACE IT

[ManchesterIsCity]

tommyaw123 and you're the person who has to bang on about being the biggest, along with most munichs.why exactly is that?what exactly are you compensating for, you dreadful little man?

Football attendances didn't start post war, so repeating your lie on that one proves fuck all.

Researched the trafford paedo farm attendance further since you weren't happy with the conservative estimates...33,000 from within 20 miles, and over ten K less than that with a Manchester post code... nice owning you!

[tommyaw123]

@ManchesterIsCity

you've just owned yourself by calling United fans "Munichs" you love your little club that much you mock the fact your own goalkeeper died in that crash. Sit down and think about that for a little minute you sad prick.

United 19

Liverpool 18

Huddersfield Town 3

Man City 2

Emphasises how tiny city are doesn't that, it must really grate with you inside and to top it all off I bet you aint even a manc.

[ManchesterIsCity]

@tommyaw123 ... sorry thicko, Mancunian born and bred.

Nice swerve off topic after I effortlessly dismantled your previous lies. And then you go and own yourself by being a municgh who trots out the frank swift line as if he's party to some really undercover information.

For the record, fuck swift. if you take a seat on a plane full of renowned paedophiles don't start whining when God decides retribution is required. shame that nonce charlton survived to go on a 50 year kid fucking marathon.

[tommyaw123]

@ManchesterIsCity haha you stilly bitter prick, enjoy watchin the best team in England in champions league action tomorrow night. You polish that FA Cup, we'll polish the premier league title.

Answer 1 question, how does it feel always being second best ?

[ManchesterIsCity]

@tommyaw123 ... you mean about the team I support?

How does it feel to have to support the team that gives you the best chance of success to distract you from your utterly disastrous failure of a life, you council estate cheapskate?

[tommyaw123]

@ManchesterIsCity hahahah im really getting under your skin now aren't I

Unlucky mate you just got owned

xxxx

[ManchesterIsCity]

@tommyaw123 bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa.... keep telling yourself that you cheap pov!

[TheOBXastronaut]

@tommyaw123 Keep riding the bandwagon, buddy...

[Liam2621]

@ManchesterIsCity so far 70 years united have had a higjher average crowd than city every single season, no wonder yuor so angry

[ant8tfive]

lol this just proves how sad and desperate city fans really are. yes city fans if it makes you sleep at night. you know one day when you eventually win a trophy or two, you can have something else to talk about.

[pimp2die4]

Goodbye Manchester Goodbye council estate

[geekboy360]

HAHAHAHAHAHA you think mancs watch city HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Rahman4Media]

HAHAHAH WHERE'S TEVEZ GOING NOW EH? HAHAHAH BEST GET RID OF THIS VIDEO HAHAHAHAHAHA

[United2o11]

Tevez left Manchester a while ago.

Well done Tevez, you smelly troll! The scum City fans thought they were getting one over United? L M A O!

[jackiemoon04]

Nice add slightly biost but very well made i must say,thank you for clearing that up however there is just one little issue that needs to be adressed and thats the fact that HE DOESNT WANT TO PLAY FOR YE ANYMORE!!!!!!!The longer that poster stays up the more retarded ye look..isnt it amazing how the irony can come back to bite you in the ass!!!king carlos my hole haha...immense laughter :)

[devtherevLS]

Take it from a Leeds fan who hates the reds as much as any City fan - there are LOADS of Man U in Manchester, people who don't believe this have obviously never been there. I will say a lot of their local support comes from Salford, but Salford is hardly on the other side of the world to Manchester. Has an M postcode, is immediate west of MCR city centre plus Tony Wilson who made Manchester into a "cultural capital"

So yeah, Man U are scum, but make no mistake, they have loads of Mancunian fans

[United2o11]

@devtherevLS Least you're honest

[MadSkeelz16]

I went to Eastlands for the first time last year and a weird looking guy through a bottle of vodka at me because I was wearing a rooney shirt, bearing in mind how strong this rivalry is, how has no one burned this poster yet ???

[paulliddle100]

@MadSkeelz16 it is guarded by arabs 24 hours a day

[MadSkeelz16]

@paulliddle100 lol, I best stay away then !!

[tomasjburke1]

the first mistake is that the two borders are actually manchester city centre and Salford. Stand at any bus stop, go into any boozer, bookies or where ever you wish in and around town and say ask ' how we'd get on today' you will nearly always be given a united result or post match analysis of how we got on. city fans are massive in congleton, rochdale, hyde and beyond. The majority of our support comes from the inner city manchester and yes how the fuck can we afford to go to the match

[ManchesterIsCity]

@tomasjburke1 ...another bitter lying munich who needs to get back on the abnana boat and fuck off back to potatoland.

[tomasjburke1]

@ManchesterIsCity ...... Sat at home with your fat bird and your 4-pack getting giddy on t'inter, references to 'banana boats' a racial slur, what and this with all your African players ? Spouting geographical boundaries from Victorian Manchester, what ? Whatever about your bull shit tirades, just answer this; why can't city - the manchester club - ever, ever sell out ? Half price tickets, open sale tickets, discounts to students, European big nights, half empty ? Pathetic lies, Buxton Blues x x

[ManchesterIsCity]

@tomasjburke1 as far as I'm aware no one from Africa has ever blown up the city centre of the great (Blue) city of Manchester... unlike your countrymen paddy.

Historical boundaries are important when it comes down to slapping down the lies of your munich brethren btw.

And my bird isn't fat... is your blow up doll?

[csculley27]

amazing video.

[butler859]

Great Video.

[Liam2621]

A few more points having watched it, the guy talking obviously isn't from Manchester, so it's nothing to do with him.

He says Manchester is a city of 2.5 million, actually Manchester is a city of 440,000 if you dont include gtr manchester which obv city fans dont.

Also United are the only team to come from Manchester, newton heath, city were formed outside of manchester but moved there.

He has digs at salford but it is closer to the centre of manchester than any other part of the city.

[ManchesterIsCity]

@Liam2621 sorry liar... newton heath wasn't in Manchester at the time... it is now, just like Gorton where City were born, but City were the first club in Manchester when they moved to Ardwick...

sorry to interupt your lie fest.

[Liam2621]

i wouldnt mind but manchester is 75% red at least, the most one sided city in england when it comes to football, city fans usually come from stockport, real manchster is red

[ManchesterIsCity]

@Liam2621 stockport lies from a thick cunt with a paddy name. In short you're a bloated faced lying cunt.

[Liam2621]

@ManchesterIsCity loads of people in manchester have paddy names, if you lived here you'd know that you orange cunt

[Rahman4Media]

4-3

2-1

1-0.

And all they have is a billboard.

[PDangley2]

Fantastic video.

[MrCitizenSmith]

The Munichs would have welcomed all those goals King Carlos scored for us this season. No signings for them this Summer because they're skint. haha

[JaxxoWearsBendyCapsx]

@MrCitizenSmith ever heard of frank swift have you fuck

[MrCitizenSmith]

@JaxxoWearsBendyCapsx

I don't give a fuck about him. 8 of your cunts killed on a runway is far more important.

[JaxxoWearsBendyCapsx]

@MrCitizenSmith ohh yeh, and your a 'true' blue

[Torowe1]

just interested .... who is the audience that this video is aimed at ? (explaining who Fergie, Man City man Utd are etc....)

[duckling2405]

@Torowe1 I think it's Americans, judging by the references to the NY Red Socks reference.

[TheRapingClaws]

YAY CTID!

[st1p]

Congratulations, the poster really got you from being a massive club, to a truly global one

[avandriver]

Tick tock

[avoidconfusion]

tick tock....chriswalsh83... tick tock ... by 2017 when you have to pay back your new bond debts you will be over 1 billion in debt!

[duckling2405]

@avoidconfusion

Ahem, I don't mean to burst your bubble, but with Pik repayments and the glazer's own personal debt being shifted, the exact number is around £1.5 Billion at the minute.

TICK TOCK

[avoidconfusion]

@duckling2405

I am not a United fan, so you aren't bursting any bubbles...

[duckling2405]

@avoidconfusion Erm, it was meant to be a clever way of explaining how there debt is twice what common knowledge says it it. DW

[HiddenLeafsfinest]

'Fergie sign him up!...ahem...erm we mean he's shit and we never wanted him anyway.'

Tick...tock scum

[flipleg]

all the buzz disappeared when we beat you 4-3 haha, pure poetry that it was Owen who finished you.

[chriswalsh83]

who's that twat from Argentina

who's that money grabbin whore

carlos tevez is his name and he hasn't got a brain

and he wont be winning trophies anymore

33 years 33 years 33 years 33 years

[duckling2405]

@chriswalsh83

Whit whoo

[ManchesterIsCity]

@chriswalsh83 ..."and he won't be winning trophies anymorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrre!!!!!!!!!!!"

bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a... you thick munich spastic!

[chriswalsh83]

@ManchesterIsCity the FA Cup??? first trophy in 35 years. Ur not even worthy of commenting on here cunt. Funniest thing is you had to buy success. Fuckin joke

[ManchesterIsCity]

@chriswalsh83 shhhhhhhhh... II bet you're another one of those dumb munichs that have never even heard of john henry davies...

you bought on...

munich sympathy vote... the mainstay of your trading schedule.

louis edwards rotten meat

stock market flotation ably aided and abetted by self confessed munich cunt rupert murdoch.

you fucking joke!

[BernieBoltBlue]

"There are two teams in Manchester" - WRONG!

[ashishmufc]

city fans are fools.

They had put up that Owen poster and Owen scores the winner against them !

[YoungMostonians]

The Bitters started the 'no reds in Manchester' bollocks to cover up the failures of their shite team. No wonder they're nicknamed 'The Liars'!

Take it from me, I've lived here all my life, Manchester is full of reds.

They're just a load of losers that nobody cares about!

[carlosbradshaw]

Ive never heard of so much rubbish in all my life, go to a hotel when united are playing at home then you will understand mate

[YoungMostonians]

Go to a hotel? I've lived here all my lie so why would I need to?

Even if the hotels are full, there's 76000 people at every home game - even the bitters now get a load of out of towners.

STILL doesn't mean there are no reds in Mancland, there are thousands of us!

[legendrysnake]

33 years...

[KCDACHAMP]

tevez is king!

[omaraltaf]

the banner in the manchester derby, showing the titles united won!!! thats the perfect answer!

in your face sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!

[salfordsredarmy]

Fantastic!! No one knows who you are or cares. So you put a big poster up in town, spread some ridiculous rumours about Manchester being Blue (I mean seriously??!!) and make a crap video commentating on the whole saga......pretty much City in a nutshell eh boys!! Pathetic!! Go back to the City heartlands of Stockport and Macclesfield you muppets!!

[asianmanufan]

small club mentality from the stockport boys

[carlosbradshaw]

typical true man u fan

[carlosbradshaw]

salford....says it all!!!

[salfordsredarmy]

Does it yeah....? Supportin my local club, more than I can say for you Stockport/Macc tramps who follow, I use the term follow lightly because nobody goes, a shite club with a shite history, tool!!

[massive1415126]

HAHAHA i love utd fans they know so much shuffer you simple FOOL! who bombed the newton heath ground in 1910? WELCOME TO MANCHESTER!!!

[IAMTHEROCKDOC]

Creepingbrain is correct Old Trafford is Old Trafford, Stretford is where STRETFORD ROVERS once Newton Heath Athletic - United play.

Until 1974 Old Trafford AND Stretford were part of Lancashire. On 1st April 1974 Greater Manchester came into being and Stretford and Old Trafford form part of Trafford Borough of Greater Manchester.

Manchester was a city with its own Lord Mayor before Newton Heath Athletic came to even think about kicking a ball.

[shuffers08]

manchester where in manchester....... newton heath ring any bells u fools!! born and raised in manc!!

untill the ground got bombed then we had to move...then the council wudnt give them building permission as there there was no where to build a ground...so last resort was trafford/salford/ what ever u want to call it....its in greater MANCHESTER!!!!!!

u say u arnt glory hunterss.lets see how many fans have turned up out of the blue now u have money ey ey ;)

[ManchesterIsCity]

@shuffers08 newton heath weren't Manchester until 12 years after you were formed munich.

City, Manchester's original (Ardwick... first club in Manchester) and only professional football club.

Fact.

[911ayyy]

AGUANTE CARLITOS!!!

[united2oo9]

Tevez will be a huge flop for Citeh and Owen will shine

[JackTheBlue99]

I love how United fans are so bitter, it makes me laugh. They memorise the fact City have gone 33 years without winning a trophy. At the end of the day, we don't care, because we are the only club in Manchester, we aren't glory hunters, and most importantly, we are Mancunian.

[asianmanufan]

u aintmacunian u stockport pussy boi imfrom stockport road ur from stockport town ha ha an fergie didnt sign tevez cos he was to ugly those burns make him look like fredy crooger and was scarin all the kids away from ot so he joined the circus at th concil house called wastelands ha ha ha

[iSpleeeeeeen]

This is fucking shite.

[IAMTHEROCKDOC]

Manchester City is the only team located within Manchester. Newton Heath Athletic aka Stretford Rovers never were in Manchester and where is Stretford - why its in LANCASHIRE

[creepingbrain]

Old Trafford is in Old Trafford, not Stretford (clue is in the name of the ground). Old Trafford hasn't been in Lancashire since 1974 when the county boundaries were changed and Greater Manchester was formed. Oh, and back then the WHOLE of Manchester, including all the areas that now make up the City Of Manchester were also in Lancashire. Considering you lot claim that this is your City, you seem to know very little about Manchester and her history.

[creepingbrain]

One last thing...COMs is situated 200 yards from Uniteds old ground at Bank Street, so if United were never in Manchester then City aren't in Manchester now.

[asianmanufan]

shity citeh fans hav all got aids

[carlosbradshaw]

loyal man u fan!

[904shaw]

show us your trophies..... oh wait

[creepingbrain]

They've got the biggest billboard in the world

cos City are a massive club.

[shuffers08]

hahaha 1st....hu ever made this is 1 sad cunt and has no life!!

2nd. manchester united are from manchester....newton heath ring a bell any 1??

3rd...does that mug blueduck know anything...beat barca with 2nd team?? did u fuck!! u had 3 kids, thats it... barca had 2nd team out with 5 stars altogether , cumin off bench!!

4th. only way city are gona be known all over the world...is a poster, not football!! haha PATHETIC!!!!!!

[IAMTHEROCKDOC]

What a sad ignorant moron - must be a Stretford Rovers moronic follower.

[usernameemanresu]

Who ith the poth bloke doing the voith over? They could've got somebody without a speech impediment to do it.

City fans will love him at first because of where he came from but soon they'll realise he's crap compared to other so call top class players.

I'd be surprised if he scored more than 8 goals from open play in all competitions this season.

[usernameemanresu]

Some Utd fans deserve to have it rubbed in their face since they ridiculously worshipped Tevez like he was Best and Charlton rolled into one. He's not,he's a very limited player whose scoring record is pretty bad and first touch and shooting ability is even worse.

He only had about 5 really good games in 2 years at United and he was awful at West Ham for all but the last 4 or 5 weeks of the season.

Mark my words,Tevez will be THE flop of the season in The Premiership.

[esco82]

To summarise this video: a bunch of small time faggots buzzing because they finally got into the news. also that crap about city supporters are all from mancheter, well who the fuck outside of manchester is gonna support a piece of shit team like city who haven't won a trophy in 33 years. The ratio of united to city supporters in manchester is about 5:1.

[iwestcwz]

Im a gooner, and not particularly a united lover, but this is the most small time action ive seen from a premiership team in a long time. United are a top club because they earned it, city should stick to their stunts because as a football club they are pure comedy.Hughes is getting swept along for the ride ahead of inevitable dismissal, its funny to watch.

[vlkisef]

33 years,wow,put that on a poster

[blueduck2009]

lmao

Why are you looking up CIty videos ?

Concentrate on your own clubs worries. We beat Barcelona with our second team, you lost to Burnley with your best.

[leftovercrizack86]

33 years

[Llynus]

So small time.

[irfaanfr1]

Great vid!

[carlosbradshaw]

If your not jelous redgrif then why leave comments, were all mancs and proud to be blue,and rich!! Welcome to Manchester :)

[redgriff]

Who said I was jealous? You did. What is there to be jealous off? A big blue poster with an old player of ours celebrating a goal in a red shirt.

Out of all the clubs in the world to handle what it's like to come in to big money, your club can only fuck it up and make yourselves still look the circus you really are.

[redgriff]

Who ever the cretin was that was bigging up the city MASSIVE didn't sound too local to me. Plus, all of these theories are meant for one big dig at Utd where it only actually shows two things:

1. You're still a small-time club

2. It's all a PR Stunt

So nobody cares really. Now, start bragging once you've starting winning some success.

There's a good sport.

[footpatrol23]

legend.

city til i die!

[slickhan]

My god that was utter boring...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[jingwing22]

what a video great video super video what a video about tevez