Boxer's Two Marines

[SCZaKi]

RIP MSL!

[denteck]

hezareee!! :D

[GhostXization]

Terran way too op in brood war and ...now in sc2 also .stupid blizzard

[BIAXlD3NT]

@GhostXization Terran op? LOL stupid kid.. terran was a shit race before boxer came onto the screen... too bad you cant play good zerg. cry more

[GhostXization]

@BIAXlD3NT ...-_- so I guess u only watch this game and comment like a "bauss" . Dude ..try to be much nicer with comments

[ryankmdkt]

@GhostXization you are one ignorant person

[AstropilotStudios]

;_; I wish I can be like BoxeR

[Jormaukko]

HETCHAREEE!!!!

[KippurCatArts]

Commentators: OMOMGGOMGOMG KIM JON II IS DEAD!!!! OMGOMGOMG

[48tank]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHFGGGG HHHHHHAAAATTTCCCHHHHEERRRYYYY !!!

[QuakeTotem]

0:06 AHHHH PLAYGUUUUUU

[happygogopo980]

HETCHORY!!!



[Gh0stfl0wer]

@happygogopo980 HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[couvepodre]

HAJEREHAJEREEE! HAJEREE! AHAHAH The two dmatrix marines were awesome!! xD

[NinjaYourPride]

lol boxer is like "successful troll is successful umad?"

[DeafDefiler]

@NinjaYourPride

Go away, newfag

[582Thomas]

difenshiu matrixu

[WoWfan924]

noob players, i mean if u lose against like 10-15 marines then u cant just play starcraft..

[airstriker57]

@WoWfan924 y u so mad bro?

[TheWalrus19]

@WoWfan924 Boxer has killed plenty of pros with 10-15 marines.

[MySnowfox]

@WoWfan924 u should feel sorry for yourself

[potthasteN]

HAJEREEEEEE XD

[HeroOfTime360]

those are actually men in the audience .

[royaldoofus]

@HeroOfTime360 good one, did u come up with that all by urself?

[jorgefl1965]

HAJEREE HAJEREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[superman32101]

I love the confused silence when the marines run straight through the entrance.

[NgJackal1990]

Stupid Korean bitches!

[pavelyeo]

@NgJackal1990 I know why u r angry because ur dink is smaller than them XD

[NgJackal1990]

@pavelyeo No I'm angry because they are screaming like mindless creatures.

[romexpikachu]

Those 2 marines just went rambo mode

[Dinky12]

:47 , all the girls in the audience came

[DeafDefiler]

Cannot kill the hatcheries, Hatcheries are found in me.

(for those who dont know, the above words should be screamed at neighbors to the tune of Mettalica`s Battery)

[ebowebo]

you can just hear all the korean panties getting wet

[Simplixer1]

omg the fans are acting like justin beiber is playing lol

[rocklee302]

PIMPEST MOTHER FUCKIN PLAY

[tbear116]

lol its so amazing how excited they get! its like and NFL superbowl everytime a game is aired lol

[SourceTViL4D]

@tbear116 It's because this is their NFL.

[Locbui1989]

stupid, pointless video

[BreathofArda]

@Locbui1989 Why knock it if you don't understand it? Go back to your mould ridden hole troll.

[Locbui1989]

@BreathofArda why knock it? lol go back to your ESL class you fucking fob. come back when you learn how to speak English correctly you dumb piece of shit :)

[BreathofArda]

@Locbui1989 ?? Hahahahaha, and you're telling me to learn english? Oh this is gold.

[EmptyCarPark]

@BreathofArda Your English is horrible; starting your sentence with 2 question marks? Please. Following a comma with "and" shows your bigotry as well as it being a fragmented sentence.

[BreathofArda]

@EmptyCarPark I'm sorry who are you again? lol

[rocksparadox]

@BreathofArda I think EmptyCarPark was the one that served your newbcake ass after which you deleted your dumbass comment?

Is that correct (don't answer the rhetorical question)?

[Mariocraft]

Chuck Norris and Rambo :P

[wangster732]

this is porn to them

[Turion10]

Sick

[96Geometrybook]

Boxer's face 0:53, "Suck it bitches"

[ChaseTehFace]

it spurs obsession. i'm obsessed with computers. because of starcraft i was making games with my dinky calc in basic in 7th grade. i was raised obsessed with math. Not alone here...

[AntonioPredator]

0:46 commentator used stim pack

[Noobifier145]

Guys! I think his Hatchery is under attack...

[odu20]

IF you didnt get it, he used d-matrix on those marines to get them to the hatchery and then kill it..

[TheDanh1234]

its funny how in america girls get exited over football

but in korea they get overexcited about a computer game

dnt get me wrong i love starcraft my favorite game

[WaterCow12]

@TheDanh1234 Girls in America don't care about Football. They just want to impress guys.

Fucking stupid.

[Yoshi17th]

@WaterCow12

very good point

[joshfan518]

@TheDanh1234 more like make-up, that perfect tan, shoes, and some douche bag they think is so amazing.

[royaldoofus]

@TheDanh1234 girls in america don't get excited over football.... they get excited over sucking dicks

[MrBangJung]

@royaldoofus which is a win win situation really

[royaldoofus]

@MrBangJung hahaha well played sir

[SuperFREEXBOXLIVECOD]

why didnt he dark swarm the hatch?

[deadbutmoving]

Defense Matrix Marines to kill a hatch..... LOL

[cloudjin893]

i really think broodwar terran had more tech choices and possibilities and require more micro

[Yoshi17th]

@cloudjin893

well look now, in sc2 air styles can work better than they could in BW, and the way terran works now is that even if you're going "bio" or "mech" or "air", you still need supporting units from the other tech trees, while in sc1 you could go pure mech or pure bio for at least a big part of the game

so it's different but i wouldn't say BW is better

[peckawoodd]

How the fuck do they get so excited over Startcraft?

[Potts132]

@peckawoodd How do you get exited over any sport? Or anything you do? Cause you enjoy it.

[peckawoodd]

@Potts132

True, true. I won't hate on it. Good for them making a living through hustling that StarCraft.

[ChaseTehFace]

@peckawoodd Making a living thru a tactical obsession.

constantly learning computers, math, logic, and quick educated reaction.

not saying SC2 is anything like college but useless...... this obsession is not useless.

[diekontrolleure]

@ChaseTehFace well, you might train your reactions and tactical understanding but just by playing you dont learn anything about computers. and it doesnt really require a lot of math and logic

[Stevel024]

wtf? what version of SC I is this??? the graphics look so bad...

[AlduinWorldEater]

@Stevel024 The game was released 1998 no wonder the graphics arent great compared to today

genius

[Stevel024]

@AlduinWorldEater obviously duh. I played the first starcraft and I don't remember the graphics being this bad/different.

[phoenixrider28]

@Stevel024 Clearly, you haven't played the first one.

[Stevel024]

@phoenixrider28 I played the first one but not when it first came out. That's why I was asking what version of SC I this is......

[123dmytro123]

@Stevel024 SC1 never had graphic updates, the reason this looks worse then usual is because it's in 240p, well it's YouTube what do you expect.

[andyisasian13]

i wish girls screamed like that every time i killed a hatchery...

[bramownsyou]

Hetshareeeeeh!

[1wing1]

@Cruzman3609 so, im just answering some frequently asked questions and you insult me.

stop raging kid, and get good.

[1wing1]

now again for all those analphabets:

The Defensive Matrix absorbs 250 points of damage and reduces each hit to one damage. The shield is not perfect; some damage will "leak" and reduce the unit's HP.

damage over 100 deals more than 1 hp. (for example yamato cannon deals around 10).

example: an attack deals 6 damage.

the damage will be reduced to 1. so 1 dmg is dealt to the unit, 5 is dealt to the shield.

after the attack, the unit has maxHP - 1, while the shield has 245 (250-5) hitpoints.

[1wing1]

@Cruzman3609 ofc its right.

google it and check the effin wiki.

dont tell about stuff you have no idea about.

btw, about 1 terran unit has over 250 HP and would therefore benefit from the full duration, the battlecruiser.

a marine would die after it has been hit by enough attacks.

[deathray797]

@Cruzman3609 its an analogy lol

[deathray797]

@Cruzman3609 u can say sc is just a computer game, but we can say sports are just throwing balls into baskets

[deathray797]

@Cruzman3609 how deluded are people to get a kick... out of a ball entering a basket

[Arkani285]

HAAAAAAAATCHERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY­YY

[TudorascuBogdan]

@Cruzman3609 People get excited when they see someone turning water into wine...

You have no ideea how excited...

[1wing1]

The Defensive Matrix absorbs 250 points of damage and reduces each hit to one damage. The shield is not perfect; some damage will "leak" and reduce the unit's HP.

damage over 100 deals more than 1 hp. (for example yamato cannon deals around 10)

[kingvitamin88]

@1wing1 It blocks 250 straight. It's like a protoss plasma shield worth 250.

[kingvitamin88]

@kingvitamin88 The reason yamato deals 10 is because it's a 260 damage shot.

[gabe228]

@1wing1 you're scrub. the shield only gives a 250 shield, but 1 damage per shot can still leak through

[1wing1]

@gabe228 im not a scrub, i simply copied it from the wiki you scrub XD

point of damage =/= hits btw.

and if you would read my post again, you would see that im saying exactly this: the shield gives a 250 shield, but 1 damage per shot can still leak through.

learn to read and then call people scrubs please.

[gabe228]

@1wing1 i don't need to apoligize to you just because you don't even know how to write, you said "the defensive matrix absorbs 250 points of damage and each hit to one damage", that means according to your retard grammar, the shield can repeatedly absorb 250 each time, you're such a scrub, stfu. Even more sad when you can't get it right even after reading off wiki, pathetic scrub.

[1wing1]

@gabe228 it wouldnt even make sense if it could repeatedly absorb 250 dmg, since no unit in the game (except nukes) can even deal that amount of damage per hit.

[gabe228]

@1wing1 that's why i called you a scrub, scrub.

[FishTurd69]

for some reason i dont get sc1 micro (ie i dont know what they did) but sc2 is much easier to understand

[GaleStream]

@FishTurd69 sc2 had more advanced automization and graphics technology to better define certain plays like this, but which part of did didn't you understand? I'm curious.

[FishTurd69]

@GaleStream im not sure but this is what happened for me:

so terran attacks and focus fires on the main leaving it on low hp

then the terran brings two marines with a shield or somthing and kills the hatch

i dont know the oragne deflire ability or the shield thing

[ilian53]

@FishTurd69 Shield: Well a shield (go figure)

Defiler Ability: Dark Swarm: Units take 1 damage from ranged (not melee) attacks (not buildings tho)

[GaleStream]

@FishTurd69 The shield is defensive matrix, in SC2 campaign, battlecruisers can be upgraded to have the same, it drastically reduces the damage that a unit would take - Dmatrix on a tank would only make it take 9 damage or so from Yamato Cannons. The defiler cloud is called Dark Swarm, all zerg units under the Dark Swarm cannot be damaged.

[FishTurd69]

@GaleStream wow then that dark swarm must be beast

[KONGtuffSu]

@GaleStream that isnt true. the matrix blocks 100 dmg i believe. (not a terran player) and the dark swarm blocks all ranged dmg. tanks still do dmg due to the splash they have.. splash i guess isnt ranged :P but melee units such as zealots and zerglings and DTs and stuff can still do dmg under the cloud

[GaleStream]

@KONGtuffSu Oh yeah, thanks for clearing it for me...

(Haven't been on SC in years)

[Kazennn]

KATCHUPI

[ChargedStatic]

Boxer is a legend.

[Quitjeans]

HATCHERY!!!! HATCHERY!!!!!!

[abak359]

@Quitjeans

hechere2x!!!

[ElCapo696]

He invested too much, just for a hatch :I

[theabyscalls]

Its OK, we got this

[nev0man]

All I have to say is: MLG!!!!!

[mrshixaction]

Very creative strategy. Not going to lie though, the commentators and their "hatchoreeee, hatchoreeeeeeeeee" made me roflmao.

[CrabTastingMan]

@mrshixaction It's actuallly "Hatchurry, Hathurry!" lol

[profilescythe]

The good old standard hatchery snipe with two defensive matrixed marines.

[Savci008]

And the flying queens were so much annoyed that they've evolved into land queens with the ability to transfuse.

[rocklee302]

MY FACE, BOXER MELTED MY FACE OFF!!!

[super133t]

man, i miss science vessels. You could make zerg your bitch with those things. Although now with infestors, no terran unit is good anymore

[thomaslarssomn]

Hatcharee.. Hatcharee-HATCHAREE-HATCHAREE

[ScorpionFilmsTV]

HETJORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[TehOwnerer999]

South Korea, the only place in the world where living in your mums basement whilst playing Starcraft is not only seen as cool but is a total turn on.

[simple1zerg]

0:37

defensiru matrixu

[supparkkimchi]

@GepardoSnaiperis

you have to think about the build time for a hatchery

zerg need hatchery not only to mine, but to produce units

[Dreadedaries]

damn those marines had raaannngeeee back then

[GepardoSnaiperis]

That, i Think, was not Cost effective

[torduc22]

sounds like the commentators are having sex with 100 girls at the same time and having orgasm together

[the1sic]

Use transfusion on the Hatchery.... noobs...

[Mrsaildude]

@the1sic transfusion in starcraft 1? whos the noob here? idiot

[UltimateS4ndm4n]

@the1sic LOL, You think StarCraft BroodWar had Transfusion? LMAO... Dude... These guys are Pro Gamers, They know what there doing. You on the Other hand are a New StarCraft 2 Player... Not a Veteran Brood War Player. (NEWB)

[izzazalexander]

@the1sic transfusion only exists in starcraft 2. YOU NOOB.

[MrDJlikesPIE]

@the1sic haha you're an idiot, first there called "pro " gamers for a reason, 2nd transfusion is only in sc2.

[PlantsVersusOrcs]

@stewiegriffn I'm not calm. So, thanks you for the calm award. Also, I called you "fucking graphic whore". That's not so... calm.

[madadane123]

@PlantsVersusOrcs Either you're trying to counter-troll or you just can't understand textual sarcasm. One or the other. 

[PlantsVersusOrcs]

@stewiegriffn I hate new gamers. You fucking graphic whore. It was released in 31 march 1998. Of course the graphics are "lame", but still better than ANYTHING you can't make.

[stewiegriffn]

@PlantsVersusOrcs I'm surprised with how calm your answer is... i was trying to pull off successful trolling.. i salute you

[stewiegriffn]

wow this guy suxx. and he stole mkp's name!! lame... and what sort of graphics are these... sooo lame

[TehLilAzn47]

@stewiegriffn Bet you can't even do a quarter of the shit this guy can do. Plus, SC2 blows balls.

[Draemeer]

NERDGASM ACTIVATED!

URAGGHHHHHH.

[AznLoserWin]

2 marines kill a hactery...

korean girls screaming in the distance*'

wow... i wanna go to korea =.=

[djsux0rz69]

girls orgasms in the background...

[TytusTolshemLives]

Ohhhhh fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccck!!!

[lollollol136]

Boxer plays for fun also other douches

[slytown]

Boxer, making the ladies go crazy.

[GodlessMartyr666]

ahahahaha what a retard player just attacks the hatchery?!?!!? wtf happens if you have enuff minerals to rebuild another one somewhere else?

idiot...

[sp4z1221]

@GodlessMartyr666 Zerg need's hatchery's to create units and mine off of, and when a zerg player is down in expansions it's basically gg

[GodlessMartyr666]

@sp4z1221 not really if you manage a drone out of the base kind of a waste of units to send them all in to attack the hatchery if they all die without killing it though... very extreme attack plan

[KelGhu]

@GodlessMartyr666 Do you know who is Boxer? It's like watching Ayrton Senna in F1, you want to see what he did great, not when he crashed... Retard...

[GodlessMartyr666]

@KelGhu p.s. you only have to post a comment once, dumbnuts.

[soulesschain411]

@GodlessMartyr666 The guy makes money off of gaming, and he has no issues with the ladies. He can lead a normal life, with a wife and kids, if he chooses to do so. What is the issue here? Hats off to the guy, a legend indeed.

[KelGhu]

@GodlessMartyr666 Do you know who Boxer is? He is a legend. So it's like watching Ayrton Senna in F1. You want to see what he did great, not when he crashed... Retard...

[GodlessMartyr666]

@KelGhu that korean needs to get a life, I seen vids of him in a plexiglass box being watched by thousands. He has the chance to rise the ranks of a real army and he chooses to play starcraft instead. Thats his choice but I would beat his ass if I was he father

[KelGhu]

@GodlessMartyr666 He is still a multimillionaire. He can already retire if he wants to. He may need to get a life, but why? You obviously don't know Korea, but he can get almost any girl he wants. He is a superstar! And when he does retire, he'll have at least 40 years left to travel the world... I'd be proud of him already. I'd give anything to work only 10 years and then do what ever I want. Your logic is flawed because you're too narrow-minded.

[GodlessMartyr666]

@KelGhu nah he could have all the money in the world and any korean woman he wanted, I'd still rather be me ;) You can't enjoy riches if you are piss poor morally. If I had that kinda cash I would not be interested in starcraft anymore. In fact I would have developed my own games by now through real development studios. probably create a starcraft rival hahahahh

[GodlessMartyr666]

@KelGhu nah he could have all the money in the world and any korean woman he wanted, I'd still rather be me ;) You can't enjoy riches if you are piss poor morally. If I had that kinda cash I would not be interested in starcraft anymore. In fact I would have developed my own games by now through real development studios.

[HandheldFlashlight]

@GodlessMartyr666 idk how he's "piss poor morally"

unless you meant, referring back to your previous comments, that not rising the ranks in the army = piss poor morally, in which case idk what to say since it doesn't make any sense. And i thought boxer served in the army before, like in the korean airforce or something?

but whatever. Boxer is pro at sc, made millions (of $ and fans) being pro at sc. that's pretty much it..I don't see much that's wrong with that :s

[starcraft2own]

@GodlessMartyr666 Just because your rich you dont have to drop every hobby you have... And why want to rival starcraft if you love starcraft (In boxers perspective) And just because you like computer games does not mean you are ''Piss poor morally''

[yopperpo2]

wasnt worth it imo

[TrackRat044]

Is that an ice cream sandwich in the lower right corner?

[2pacisgoDIamOJ]

hehehe, thats why we love hiM!

[ilyonym21]

i love this

[simple0zerg]

Fangirls on 0:48 ^_^

[makakofalvi]

korean commentators are N.U.T s :)

[MrJihoo90]

god

[juddais]

@MrJihoo90 you rang?

[Litolic]

...wasnt this nada vs savior?

[MrFredde1234]

i could do that if i didnt need to think about the economy lol. :P. if it where just to figth =) then easily.

[ediblemangopants]

I bet one of those marines was the south Korean version of Captain Price

[mtavares92]

@ediblemangopants Lol ^^

[leapingfury]

Hey Chuck Norris and Rambo, we have a mission for you. You're going to run past defilers, lurkers, thousands of zerglings, a creep colony and drones to take out a hatchery. Can you do it?

[ParisHilton1982]

@leapingfury

if boxer guide their way, they can do anything

[FallenOne84]

@leapingfury challenge accepted ^^

[pennyfish89]

@leapingfury nice one!

[DRAT]

@leapingfury Yes we can! :D

[profilescythe]

@leapingfury Only under one condition, Boxer has to lead us trough it.

[BadatStuff]

@leapingfury Chuck doesn't use guns though lol

[Troyjrr]

@BadatStuff of course not that's his dick.

[BadatStuff]

@Troyjrr I was sure they were his lazer eyes though

[Troyjrr]

@BadatStuff ahahahah, yea i guess that would be more logical.

[szopad]

@leapingfury best comment ever ;]

[TheStarcraft992]

1:00 best

[endlsswing]

you can hear the korean girls have a synchronized orgasm at 0:46

[KClazZI]

Orgy from the audience, please. Boxer now performing leetstrat