this will kill the plant because the fly is not properly in te trap the acid will leak out of the mouth and burn the the head trust me i have had this problem before
OMG seriously people if u watch venus fly traps eating insects then dont be a hipocrate, lol ur acting like hes fucked but u need to feed them and should u have a fucking funeral for every fly u feed them cummon, jesus christ lol
i jus got my plant and trimmed it coz there were dead leaves, its like winter right now were i am but should i still freaze it? how can i propperly tell its ready 4 dormency and im keeping it in a plasitc boz with a lid half over it and then a lamp next to the box (not shining over it) am i doing things right! helppp
to me ur doing everything right but id take it outta the box and put it in a nice roomy bowl so it can stretch out more keep the light close to it bt not to close so it will burn it or make the moister in the plant go away be sure to moisten the plant every few days try misting it with a spray bottle it will keep it nice and cool when the lights on it dont bother triming the dead leaves off of it bc this will make it die i forget why but its taking the life from it some how its stupid ik gd luck
Most painful death: Impaling, which is "thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position."
It's also called the "stoole of repentynge," aka "riding the one legged horse." Used only for crimes against the state religion. The victim is a "weather-cock on the spire of the True Church."
Source: Ambrose Bierce, *The Devil's Dictionary,* under "Impale." Many copies online. Michener's *The Covenant* describes a variation using slowly stretching ropes.
While that sounds very painful, you have the chance to either bleed to death quickly or have a vital organ struck .The Venus Fly Trap is not so forgiving... it encloses it's prey for 10 days during which time it slowly releases an enzyme which breaks down protein into a soupy mixture, similar to being put into a sleeping bag and having someone slowly drip acid over your entire body over a 10 day period until your insides liquefy. I don't know about you but I would take a stake over that any day!
Thanks for indulging me the chance to quote from "The Devil's Dictionary." Few forms of death are any fun. I'd bet almost all vertebrates suffocate in one form or another. Natural Selection has no method for improving death's process; until we accept self-euthenasia, death will always suck. We upper primates have the added fun of knowing that death brings annihilation of the conscious, aware Self. Slow torture? For three years my legs have been breaking down to soup-goop, but nourishing no one.
I actually sometimes feel guilty after feeding my flytrap because I can see the poor little insects wriggle around in the trap like being buried alive... only worse b/c they are about to get an acid shower while being buried alive... =(
the fly trap is like i am trying to EAT HERE
MultiAustin98 2 months ago
HAHAHA
GenjiZerk 2 months ago
I bet that trap died since the fly was bigger than the trap and it was sticking out letting mold and fungus grow in there
colbys100 2 months ago
That fly fucking hates you lol. That being said I find this sickening cruel, and oddly hilarious? lol
specops1991 3 months ago
The fly sexing with the venus :O
Pitiey10 3 months ago
o.e
Thebrawlerguy 4 months ago
YOUR SICK!
SICK MINDED KILLER!!
EXTRON180 4 months ago
While it's in there put a stick up it's ass
TheDarkd3ath 4 months ago
aint so happy now
LMMFAO4R 5 months ago
This was rather funny i must admit...lol
ashleelmb 6 months ago
O_O
xBeNxAnTeRx 6 months ago
The fly wasent waveing he was putting up a middle finger since he could not see your face he waved it every where
gansterlicous 6 months ago 26
@gansterlicous ... That's the best comment I've gotten since I put this video up years ago.. very cool!
ShoreviewRealty 6 months ago 9
@ShoreviewRealty =P
gansterlicous 6 months ago
I lol'd
mazzmari 7 months ago
dude that was a bot fly
it coulda laid eegs in your head O_O
barmheadshawt 7 months ago
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you are one fucked up human being. i love it >8D
kell1reilly2 7 months ago
Man: "Do you want me to help you, dear fly?"
Fly: "Oh, no, don't worry, I'm so comfortable here."
idonotdraw 7 months ago
thats messed up
laureljc1 8 months ago
Hah, alive but not necessarily 'well'! Plants can be just as sadistic as humans!
cambriangirl1 8 months ago
fucking sadist
thisiskd 8 months ago
@thisiskd It's a fly, calm down kid.
Thefuzz17901 7 months ago
if bugs could talk...
caralovesyouu98 9 months ago
my god your meniacle @_@ but this is funny shit
control177 10 months ago
These things give killer BJ's
blade2000ss4 1 year ago
no brain humour. I can see why so many people laughed.
richb8 1 year ago
Put your dick in it !
38Ludacris38 1 year ago 2
@38Ludacris38 n.i.c.e.
tom123216 8 months ago
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"Oh I'm so comfortable here being disolved by acid!"
Best part LMAO
fletcher33josh99 1 year ago
plants like dam dude im trying to eat here!
AznBanditJohn 1 year ago
funny
elandresito 1 year ago
Fuck you fly, and all 456,792,355,657,987,529,023 of ur brothers that have pissed me off.
TMANNTYLER666 1 year ago 3
not so happy now?
joejosephi 1 year ago
Lmao I was hella laugh!!! Nice :)
Poli92ily 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
nickafi97 1 year ago
That's pretty fucked up
But I like it
mynintendoisMYasian 1 year ago
lmao nice venus fly trap
wilgax1 1 year ago
arsshole.......arsshole..........
heronbone11 1 year ago
LMFAO! This is the best!
megan7722 1 year ago
the fly is eating that plants pussy.
playdrums 1 year ago
Lol I love black humor hhahahahah
azezrtyuuiopqsdfghjk 1 year ago
This is a happy.
The fly is a lucky bastard.
azezrtyuuiopqsdfghjk 1 year ago
man macht keine witze mit dem tot sonst.....
ShadowFranco64 1 year ago
lmao wave to every one!!! HI!!
AFRO13THUNDER 1 year ago
That's fucked up
delta60000 1 year ago 2
i love your dentate :D
gibson4eva223 1 year ago
very happy indeed
juos32 1 year ago
The insect is a fLie.
michelfijn 1 year ago
Damn nature, you scary!
AsSaSsInSGrEeD09 1 year ago
the fly is like leave the fuck alone trying to nape her
imhotcause 1 year ago
what a jerk
mexicanachilanga 1 year ago 3
It's a plant... there's alot of plants in the world anyways.
Why get worked over by a fly also, it's going to die eventually....tis a fly.
Tokibliss 1 year ago
@pordakas It's...a fly.
garrenn 1 year ago
this will kill the plant because the fly is not properly in te trap the acid will leak out of the mouth and burn the the head trust me i have had this problem before
carpfreak1234 1 year ago
LOL!
ELEN9MARC 1 year ago
what actually happens inside the thing?
jaamil30 1 year ago
wow that guy dam bad.... "YOOHOO! COMFORTABLE?" its like asking whether if its comfortable to stuff a chopstick up your ass
smallburglar123 1 year ago
Goddam you need to get the fuck out, quick.
Playing with a fly, WTF
Reverseflush 1 year ago 2
nice one hahahahahaha
Goldenbladez1 1 year ago
HAHAHAA
Kanata343 1 year ago
yo u ben popin pills
09301997 1 year ago
LOL
Modernwarfare242 2 years ago
OMG seriously people if u watch venus fly traps eating insects then dont be a hipocrate, lol ur acting like hes fucked but u need to feed them and should u have a fucking funeral for every fly u feed them cummon, jesus christ lol
souljaLOVE 2 years ago
@souljaLOVE
FUCKING LOL
ShaunDavidCarter 1 year ago
you're a sadist
shivex 2 years ago
cockain is a hell of a drug lol
Icaak97 2 years ago 2
nice dente dude. i have a red piranha that looks just like it, but the WHOLE plant turns red in bright light
theamazingplant2 2 years ago
great
crazyfornintendo 2 years ago
Well at least the fly has a positive attitude towards being eaten by a small plant.
Xxero0 2 years ago
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i jus got my plant and trimmed it coz there were dead leaves, its like winter right now were i am but should i still freaze it? how can i propperly tell its ready 4 dormency and im keeping it in a plasitc boz with a lid half over it and then a lamp next to the box (not shining over it) am i doing things right! helppp
PiercedUpBaby 2 years ago
to me ur doing everything right but id take it outta the box and put it in a nice roomy bowl so it can stretch out more keep the light close to it bt not to close so it will burn it or make the moister in the plant go away be sure to moisten the plant every few days try misting it with a spray bottle it will keep it nice and cool when the lights on it dont bother triming the dead leaves off of it bc this will make it die i forget why but its taking the life from it some how its stupid ik gd luck
SUPERSAYENNICK 1 year ago
hello mr fly!
playstationmaster911 2 years ago
Thats amazing!
Dalrrr 2 years ago
purrrty dente traps!
GoingMute 2 years ago
Funniest thing I've seen all day
neilk2304 2 years ago
oh damn, that fly looks HUGE! ha "wave to everybody" XD..
funnyman805 2 years ago
sardonic or sadistic humor?
whatever the flys fucked!
slw2222 2 years ago
He is one of the specially-trained flies from sparta.
ikesmash97 2 years ago 54
@ikesmash97 I lol-ed
WePeriodic 1 year ago
XD!!
SSBloxLines 2 years ago 2
cool!!!!
lekovic1999 2 years ago
i can`t beleaf that fly is still alive after 3 days
lekovic1999 2 years ago
Lol with the waving...
Although that must be horrible, alive to feel the pain of one side of your body being dissolved and dying of hunger :(
HourglassSpirit 2 years ago
probably the most painful death other than being burned alive or crucifiction.
aviloud 3 years ago
Most painful death: Impaling, which is "thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position."
It's also called the "stoole of repentynge," aka "riding the one legged horse." Used only for crimes against the state religion. The victim is a "weather-cock on the spire of the True Church."
Source: Ambrose Bierce, *The Devil's Dictionary,* under "Impale." Many copies online. Michener's *The Covenant* describes a variation using slowly stretching ropes.
cliffwalkinfool 2 years ago
While that sounds very painful, you have the chance to either bleed to death quickly or have a vital organ struck .The Venus Fly Trap is not so forgiving... it encloses it's prey for 10 days during which time it slowly releases an enzyme which breaks down protein into a soupy mixture, similar to being put into a sleeping bag and having someone slowly drip acid over your entire body over a 10 day period until your insides liquefy. I don't know about you but I would take a stake over that any day!
Ensureqwerty 2 years ago
Thanks for indulging me the chance to quote from "The Devil's Dictionary." Few forms of death are any fun. I'd bet almost all vertebrates suffocate in one form or another. Natural Selection has no method for improving death's process; until we accept self-euthenasia, death will always suck. We upper primates have the added fun of knowing that death brings annihilation of the conscious, aware Self. Slow torture? For three years my legs have been breaking down to soup-goop, but nourishing no one.
cliffwalkinfool 2 years ago
I actually sometimes feel guilty after feeding my flytrap because I can see the poor little insects wriggle around in the trap like being buried alive... only worse b/c they are about to get an acid shower while being buried alive... =(
Ensureqwerty 2 years ago
MOst painful death : getting a roling pin shoved up your asss.
Killerspider762 2 years ago
Boiled alive...
Killerspider762 2 years ago 2
where did u bought that plant plz tell me the exact store or website reply please!
niceghostlyman 3 years ago
lol that thing is suffering like hell is like saw but insect world!
tiracdemonhunterfear 3 years ago
:(.......
utubeuser637 3 years ago
"Oh I'm so comfortable here being disolved by acid!"
ROFLMAO
IllustriousSeven 3 years ago 76
omg tierquäler!
friesenrundfunk 3 years ago
lmfao@the narration
cadillacdude1975 3 years ago
lol
MetsRock434 3 years ago 2
wow that thing got seriously owned.
vimvigernvi 3 years ago
what a way to go
omegastar013 3 years ago
omg
raveinfection 3 years ago
ha ha is he dead yet
Skinnyoompalumpa 3 years ago
I hate flies but man that's just cruel
nemesis656 3 years ago
hahahahahah lol!!!!!
ljpacey 3 years ago
ouch
sc113191 3 years ago
kill the poor thing. its body will start to get dissolved.
zedio369 3 years ago
it already started to dissolve
poopeatingcat101 3 years ago