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  • Tēnā koutou katoa -- Kia ora!!

  • It's really cool that the cultural dances like this are being preserved.

  • be strong guys!!!!

    be proud who you are!!!

  • He Maori

  • Way to go... Keeping your culture alive while away from home!!!

  • desert highway in nz is called desert highway because it crosses a desert

    sorry have to disgree with your theory

  • @KazGrafix Who's theory? By the way it's called Desert Road.

  • seeing as the Kiwis stand shoulder to shoulder with us British in Afghan thats why they have dessies on

  • @tommymonsternz

    Thanks for pointing out the obvious dickhead. As I'm sure nobody knew that.

    I quote the comment by TitusORA - "why are they wearing desert uniforms there are no deserts in New Zealand. unless they stick to the beach."

    See did you catch that? He said "THERE ARE NO DESERTS IN NEW ZEALAND"

    My answer - "WAIOURU IS A DESERT".

    Do you understand now?

    Anyway thanks for stopping by and showing us that your the biggest fag in the southern hemisphere. Dumbass.

  • they're probably on their way to the gulf?

  • That's the entire NZ army there, doing that Haka.

  • I know this is a polynesian thing but it would look cooler in spartan uniforms..just sayin.

  • @orhstimpani No it wouldn't, it would look try-hard to the max, like a Wellywood sign on a hill next to Wellington Airport.

  • @acidspoodie it was a joke, don't take my comment so seriously

  • @acidspoodie lol yeah hard haha

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  • @123MRwolfe wrong, and what does my race have to do with my comment??

  • @orhstimpani

    my bad dude wrong video yo so my bad.

  • @orhstimpani Idiot.....

  • @Ngatihura My comment was just a dumb joke, it wasn't supposed to piss people off or be taken seriously

  • NZ Army will attack with the haka and the others with guns

    who do you think will won???

    NZ ARMY OBVIOUSLY!!!!

  • @matupiro2010 lol tell that to the british who took most of the maori land with Muskets while maori only had spears and a haka.

  • @repulic5 Wait a sec.... Sorry I know this is nit picky, but if your from NZ you should know that 1) Taiahas are more like staffs than spears 2) By the time the land wars happened Maori had guns and 3) They did bloody well, considering they were a smalll group of ppl fighting the most powerful empire in the world- they ere simply out gunned and out diseased.

    Sorry again- Am a bit of a history nut, so couldn't resist correcting that haha

  • @matupiro2010 no disrespect but i was just saying..an no im not from britian im from new zealand

  • @repulic5 no problem im from argentina tell that to us that with 18 years boys and 20 old jets we sink half of your fleet in "falkland" war 1982

  • @repulic5 sorry in confused i understood that you are from britain and there isnt any delete comment button

  • love the description, NZ Army..... yep thats about the size of it haha

  • yeah big ups nz army (:

  • There is more than one haka

  • this is a lot longer than the haka i know... i mean the one that the all blacks sing and dance in every game... why is that?

  • @pantera86 There a lots of different hakas, made by different tribes. The one that the All Blacks do, the "Ka Mate," is quite a short one and there are many others that are longer!

  • @lillyjayjay996 thanx for the info! I went to NZ a coupple of years ago... AMAZING country!!! Greetings from Argentina =)

  • so is this like the full version of the Haka? the only time I've ever seen it before is when the All Blacks play which is a lot shorter.

  • Anyone know if this is the peruperu style of haka?

  • nice video. to bad they we're joining an unfair war...

  • Stay safe and stay true to Liberty and Justice for all. God Speed...Fanau o Aotearoa.

  • Thank you NZ for being part of the ANZAC alliance. A proud Aussie welcomes your forces alongside ours. As for the whole "our army is better than yours thing....

    Take it back to when all armies were roughly equivalent, WW2. I will quote Gen Bernard Law Montgomery, after the NZ Btn held the far right flank in their first battle under his command.

    "Give me a regiment or two of men like these, and I will end this war far more quickly"

    And guys, they are part of ANZUS. They fight WITH the US forces,

  • the first dude looks like he is in a rap battle

  • Nice - Ohakea airfield!

  • i would love it if back in the day when i tribe was doing this...the other tribe just pulled out an arrow and killed one....lol not very intimidating XD

  • @1999chazman except vietnam lol

    but of course, US does fairly well lately. of course, it helps you're only fighting sandniggers in caves with armed drones and full satellite cover. and then still you lose 6000 men. but hey, at least you manage to took out 100' 000 poorly armed men. who cares most where civilians.

    also, of those 6000 man... take a look at how many of those were actually from friendly fire.

    yeah. great army you have there. I'd be proud too.

  • noodle get back to chewing your bandages and smoking "stuff" with chazman

  • @1999chazman the seals are special forces, these are regular infantry. No comparison in training. If you put the NZSAS against any special anything in the US, they'd all be slaughtered. In special forces, the NZ, Brit and to a lesser degree Australian Special Air Services are the best special forces in the world. The US doesn't have any unit that is so highly trained or experienced in war

  • please stop fighting about which army is the best -.- so freaking dumb

    the Haka arrives from the maiori which were a warrior culture, too.

    @1999chazman i think 5 navy seals could make it but does this matter? Those men are normal soldiers no special force guys without brain and soul.

  • Holy Shit Man Imagine facing them In war ... :L I Would crap my pants and run home like a little girl :L

  • why are they wearing desert uniforms there are no deserts in New Zealand. unless they stick to the beach.

  • @Titus0RA Waiouru is a desert.

  • @acidspoodie Noooo its not. More like plains.

  • @Titus0RA have u been 2 NZ? if u havent then shut ur stupid mouth and stop talking from ur arse!! unless u r a stay at home being cuddle by ur mama. NZ soldiers who perform this haka are the greatest soldiers in the world and best fighters. if u want 2 cum and c they will cut ur throat

  • @noodle860 i wonder did they dance after bullets were shot at them and their friends were killed?

  • @sinisterhickey at least we never ran from the enemy where as ur people did, 1 life of our man is the cost of many enemy lives and plus we dont surrender, we fight til the death, what about u guys u fight light a bunch of pussies, and it was evident against the germans and japs

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  • @Titus0RA because nz are part of the isaf campaign in afghanistan. they recently handed over control of bamiyan to the afghan army. they performed a haka at the ceremony, the afghanis looked like they had shit themselves

  • @Titus0RA

    Most countries who have been involved in desert wars recently use desert camo.... Kind of obvious really.

    New Zealand are in Afganistan...

  • @Titus0RA There are other places in the world with Deserts that NZ is currently serving in....

  • @Titus0RA

    Lol, because that is a rotation going on deployment to afghanistan

  • @Titus0RA They are going to Afghanistan.

  • @Titus0RA There are no deserts in the UK either but we have very natty desert uniforms....maybe it's because we just like to pick fights with countries that do have deserts...a thought.....

  • @Titus0RA L0L have you ever been to NEW ZEALAND

  • JerrySpringerRooms, I would kill your ass before I let any military personal waste their time on you.

    Bitch.

  • damn man i cant find this gay poof jerryspringerrooms and read his chet! every one is just bashing on him and i wanna see and clown him too

  • @uboii Yeah the dick closed his account. The troll got out trolled.

  • @uboii speak english you clown

  • @MrCairncross stop suckn cock then i will speak yo language

  • @uboii ha ha little man.....learn to write correctly....ha ha little man

  • @MrCairncross well only you didnt understand, only you.

  • Just another thing to make me proud im a Kiwi. Shot boys.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms chip on his shoulder cos he got the beat downs by a kiwi! haha,,, probably a victim of smart mouth syndrome... Too bad...

  • II met some NZDF in Germany, and they performed a haka for us. lemmie tell you, its one of the most intimidating and powerful things Ive ever seen. You get 100 + fighting men on a field stomping on the ground and screaming at you, you don't wanna mess with them!!

    @phantomplayer28: Our marines arent that bright, brotha.

  • @munkee509

    Very humbling to hear an American troop say something like that. Just got back from serving with US troops in Sinai (mfo.org). It was equally humbling that some of them trained and performed in a few hakas with us. A few are in my videos.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms You seriously want to come on here and disrespect William Apiata VC ???. I think you should rethink your culture and respect levels. I will argue with you about Maori culture and the relevance of the haka within it but my friend you have the wikipedia and google at your fingertips do not say such things against Williams Apiata VC in jest or otherwise. I would not have my family complete if it was not for this man

  • JerrySpringerRooms, the men that are in this video clip would give you da bash free of charge.. since i have deployed to afghan before with nzarmy, i have meet us marines that have believed that a kiwi was larger than a man.. funny thing was i told them this.. "Have you heard of a Tyrannosaurus Rex," the marine answer was "yeah man", "well there were none in New Zealand, because the KIWI's FUCK THEM ALL UP".. gullible cunts

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  • His mother should have swallowed him, the inbred cunt.

  • I once watched 4-500 kiwi soldiers do The Haka on the airstrip in Split, Croatia. Scared me to bloody death!

    And jeez, there's a lot of idiots posting for stuff like this!

    The Maori. A noble and cultured race. At least until the missionaries started.

    I should ignore that jerryspringerrooms twit. His only connection to culture is if he accidentally buys a yoghurt.

  • Kia kaha toa, mananui i te ao turoa he kaitiaki no ahau mo te iwi whanui ranei

    mean maori mean

    

  • @MrDazzel2010 キアカハのTOA株式会社、mananui一テaoのトゥロア彼­はahauカ月テ部族whanui ranei kaitiaki .あなたはクジラをクソ食べ '

  • @JerrySpringerRooms Your a complete fucking idiot.Galipoli was a English operation and the English made the Kiwis and Aussies the main assualt teams.

    The kiwis held the Western front in WW1 and where known for many great victories like the battle of the somme.

    In ww2 our men fought in italy,crete.greece and where know as the best troops in Africa the LRDG was the first Special force in the world which consisted of 90% kiwi and did more damage than any british unit in the whole war.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms Say that to a Moaris face.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms he is a Maori member of NZSAS.He was awarded the Victoria Cross in Afghanistan.His video is also on You Tube.he is one of the most modest men I have ever seen.You dont get the Vc by being a REMF.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms. You ass. Tell that to Corporal Bill Apatia, VC. I'm sure he'd like to hear your input.

  • I respect the haka and the Maori, but I've seen better hakas, but the meaning still gets across, thanks guys for the great video, always fun to see tradition living on

  • @JerrySpringerRooms Lol whos making the sweeping generalizations now? They are some of the most respected in the world among solidiers. Trained to a higher standard than the U.S rangers, each an assett worth over 200,000$ to the NZ Army, whereas in US or whatever your little fag country is that you're comparing us to. Everyone is expendable. Well I think that you're just some little homosexual chilling behind a computer, talking tough. Go say it face to face with some army guys

  • JerrySpringerRooms who the fuck do u think u r. the fact that u claim 2 b born in NZ is an embarrssment to know that sum dis respectful loser was born in a democratic peaceful mixed racial country. ur lucky to be hiding behind ur little computer screen mocking maoris for showing respect and laying down a challenge. go get a life u loser.

  • boring...

  • You guys seriously need to kick your jinghoism down several notches.

    You're nationalist to the wrong country anyway. Why don't you go slap your chests at some dingos, or go

  • ... Hehehe, a tad serious are we? What has this to do about soldiers doing the haka? And not all that robustly, I might add.

    So anyway,

  • @JerrySpringerRooms Fuck you claim to be born in NZ, your nothing mate. If that is true your a kiwi, then everyone you've ever come across in NZ wants to give you a fucking twak in the chops and that's why you left. Tell the truth mate, c'mon.

    Best you stay where you are and talk shit on the internet where your safe. As if your're somebody important. Which your not.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms Fuck, you again and all that shit you speak. Get life looser. You think your good when you can only attract White Power Homosexuals as displayed on your subscribers.

    Good one bitch.

  • Yes, Chch will rebuild: bigger, better, more robust, more spacious and eco-friendly.. Everyone is doing their bit, I have donated all the metal change I have ever been given partly because I hate carrying it. I have worked on promotional activity to resupply businesses with IT equipment so they can carry on operating. We live in Auckland and are currently hosting a lady whose home had been affected.

    Now what the fuck have you done for your new home?

  • @JerrySpringerRooms

    Did your father pick up AIDS from your whore fag ass? Fuck you and your dead father. And your grandpa too. If they were like you, nothing to miss. You're a disgrace to your family.

  • mate, your a fuckwit. i dont remember at any stage where the Nz Army couldnt afford bullets for their guns. Going on being in for almost 30 years, i think i'd know. So maybe you should go look around youtube a little longer till you find something real to write about. your lucky. Lucky that Nz doesnt need a cock like you here. So easy to get tough on a keyboard aye. Come stand in front of 10 or so big Maori fulla'z and start spitting insults about Nz and see how long you stand

  • @BmxPro666

    Dude, this shit monkey doesn't need to stand up in front of Maori boys.. Even fucken gypsies would give him a taste fist and cock.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms full of it you are. Go say half of this to a NZ army soldiers face. Stupid 39 year old armchair soldier

  • @JerrySpringerRooms What the Fuck are you on Ya Pommy cunt you dis NZ yet your Subscribed to a NZ Channel ?? Dipshyt

  • Ihi's ON bro!

    Tu Meke.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms 4million strong kiwis' vs a billion giants. you wont see one kiwi move back.

  • I DID not know our polynesian peopleis spreadin this haka all over the world THIS GO HARRRD

  • australians who dis this shit can suck my dick, if you cunts dont want us to support the diggers in Afganistan , then go finger yourselves.

    p.s. when sucking my dick, make sure to chike and die

    p.p.s. i am Australian

  • @WhiskeyEcho93E93

    Who are you directing that at?

  • australians who dis this shit can suck my dick, if you cunts dont want us to support the diggers in Afganistan , then go finger yourselves.

    p.s. when sucking my dick, make sure to chike and die

  • @JerrySpringerRooms

    I see another armchair critic always making pathetic comments and when duty calls they run in the other direction for cover, its really pointless fighting for people like this, they deserve to be 10 feet down..........

  • @JerrySpringerRooms You say all that yet NZ soldiers are amongst the most respected in the world. Actions speak louder then words, and kiwi's act like the best when they're at war

  • @JerrySpringerRooms

    I just been reading back on your comments JS and i can't believe how much of an arrogant fuckwit you are. You made the opposite move, aussie/nz is where its at! Got the winter blues? Go bomb some disco bickies and wahhhz out at some colourful flashing lights, in your concrete jungle you dumb fucking prick. You live amongst all the inbreeds, im surprised your name is jerry springer on this, should be jeremy kyle, you wait outside after the show harassing poos bitch's for sex

  • @AussieDiggah

    Hahahaha.

  • NZ beautiful country

  • @JerrySpringerRooms You're a tit

  • @JerrySpringerRooms wow! i thought i was a bigg ass hater but now i think ima be tha hater hater u stupid bitch your hella fuckin wack

  • @JerrySpringerRooms How full of sht are you. Loaded up hard.

  • @acidspoodie - I couldn't agree with you more - but then again, what the hell do you expect from an idiot with the name "JerrySpringerRooms" - what a dick!

  • @JerrySpringerRooms Fuck you can talk some shit. The only reason why you left NZ that I can see is you can't keep your mouth shut and everyone you come across wants to smack you out. But your not a Kiwi, never was never will be.

    No one will understand why you think your somebody when your nobody.

    People leave NZ for money not for love, by the way smart people don't spend their time trolling youtube.

    Smart people are grown up and have lives, have friends. All you do is winge winge winge.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms Lol what a dick. You think you know me from a few posts. Good one poochie.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms LOL Lion Red.  Yuk.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms

    As a matter of fact, I have over 7 nationalities I know of mixed in me, my family comes from 13 timezones and several latitudes. Pretty sure I have less chance of being an inbred than you do. Wait, yours isn't a chance, it's obvious. Your father must have ripped your ass all right. You still seem a bit troubled. I bet you begged him to use lube.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms

    So fuck you and Stewart Island.

    You stay there, asshole.

    And because of cunts like you your country need bullets, guns, planes and all the other shit as well as body armor for every citizen. And guess what? Rather use a spear on someone like you. Fuck wasting lead, you're not worth it.

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  • @JerrySpringerRooms What do I think you ask hmmm? I think your a sad and lonley man :(

  • @JerrySpringerRooms Your a real desperate cunt aye bro. Never felt the warmth of a woman have ya buddy. Your just jelous because we love our little country and your life is shit as being 39 years old and the only satisfaction you can get is from trolling youtube.

  • Ha Ha, hey people I thought that fuckin JerrySpringerRooms was like 15 or some shit. Turns out he's 39! What a fuckin LOOSER! Chip on the shoulder, short man's sydrome = No mates!

  • @acidspoodie Ha ha he was on the Internet before you were born, booy! He knows a thing or two aye. And he's probably got like 1000 friends on Facebook and another 2000 on Bebo!

    LMAO

  • @JerrySpringerRooms What the fuck is your glitch anyway? all you do is make out like your the man, trolling every post you come across.  What's your glitch with NZ? Coming up with all these facts to try and run us down. As for the highest suicide rate's in the world, it's based on a percentage of total population not an actual number of suicides. Per head of capita, just a way for the USA and Brittain to make out like society is not so shit. It's called denial. You should try growing up.

  • @JerrySpringerRooms I knew you take the bait I set. Fuckin ballsack troll.

  • that is an awesome strong slow haka, for those who laughed it mite be how i do sometimes when I get excited by a haka i laugh when they go hard and then i usually go thats tumeke so the laughing isnt in disrespect but excitement at how good they are but then again thats just me i hope its the same for them and to hakawog u jus funni cause wogs only can oink hoink and doink

  • @tracegnet It's the families that are laughing cause the boys are goofing off. Family day.

  • @acidspoodie cool

  • is HakaWog going to war?

    don;t think so.... and probably has no rhythm or balls...lol

  • i think that was cool .........good on yous

  • @HakaWog Ha Ha. Your hiarious and pathetic. Your people couldn't even beat part-time soccer players! So much for world champs! Stupid Iti's can't play rugby for shit either.

  • @acidspoodie Yeah Iti's are shit too. Fuck it is good not to be an Iti or a filthy Kiwi, especially them Maori faggots.

  • @HakaWog WTF! U CALLING US FILTHY!!U NEED A GOOD CRACK IN UR FACE AYE BITCH...U DNT KNW SHIT ABOUT THE MAORI'S OR THE KIWI'S..SOO KEEP THAT BULLSHIT TO URSELF U FUCK ARSE...SHIT LIKE THAT GETS U INTO TROUBLE...STOP HATING

  • @acidspoodie are u talking about china or new zealand, but wow u make it sound confusing? :S

  • @dontaveaclue I Don't ave a clue what your talking about. lol. It was Hakawog talking bout china not me.

  • @HakaWog don't be a sucker honey

  • @HakaWog >> stupid dick !

    it's just a part of the culture of a proud nation.

  • @HakaWog

    wat a homo you fag

  • @HakaWog

    And what have you got as an indigenous peoples tradition? Oh yeah that's right not a lot as you suppress the people of the First Nation.

    Apart from the newcomers , etc. the bulk of your population were exconvicts. Really proud of that heritage I bet.

  • 1rnzir haka

  • Good stuff bro...im a Fijian serving in the British Army this is gleaming......Much love from the yanuyanu........

  • Is he doing a quick Maori stand-up routine for the first minute?

  • They do Haka for everything now, I've just been to a Warriors game in Manly where they paid a group of random Maori to perform Ka Mate. The Haka is a war dance used to fire up the warriors and we wonder why there is a lot of agro coming from young maori, anyone can yell and pull mean faces but can they waiata and korero aswell??

  • any Tahitian Hakas? I have not seen any.

  • awesome Haka!! if you dont believe in ancestors/spirits that's O.K but to disrespect ones cultural beliefs and values not good.

  • 1 battalion!

  • bro whos leading this?? name not steel is it??

  • He aha te kupu maori mo te haka ki tena? Aue te hokinga mai o nga toa o te whare o Tumatauenga ka haere atu, ki roto e te ao o hinenuiotepo. Nga katakata mai, nga roimata, te tangi o te piwaiwaka. Aue te mamae, te ihi te wehi o nga tangata katoa.

  • Is the haka mandatory for all kiwi army soldiers, or only the maori ones?

  • shot boys

  • awesome stuff....much pride!!!!..kia kaha!!

  • who gives a fuck about america. lol. seriously. or what they think. let them have their fake tits ass implants nose jobs and whatever else... atleast were native to our country. unlike those mongrels lol

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  • @scuffe01 yeah right, real nice comeback doosh

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  • @scuffe01 Maybe you should talk to some Aussie, Brittish or American soldiers that have served with Kiwi troops in Afghanistan before posting your typically red neck aussie shit. For 37 years of life one might have thought you would have grown out of talking shit. Go find some water and drink it, I think your brain has shriveld up like a fucking prune or is that the way you were born.

  • @acidspoodie Dont worry about him mate.. hes been comenting all over NZ army videos and talking shit. Hes got No life and too much time on his hands trying to fight an arm chair war. Just flag him down or mark as spam :)

  • @acidspoodie What did he say?

  • @jacobboy2009 Heaps of stuff bro. I don't know aye, I don't speak Te Reo Maori, only know a little.

  • @jacobboy2009 my understanding is at the start he was calling forth his ancestors/spirits Etc to aid him in battle and near the end about 2:54 the thumb drawn across the throat is like pulling your spirital hauroa or something like that from your body, in alot of cultures the thumb gesture means to kill but the maori meaning is to do something to your spirit i think LOL

  • @acidspoodie My great Uncle lies buried in Ramparts Cemetary, Ypres, near some Moari soldiers. They were united in war, I pray that they are now united in peace.

  • Just like when I was in they put all the brown faces up front there is actually not that many maoris in the NZ army but good ole Jerry Matapare (Bro Bro) has Maorifyed it

  • I love the HAKA!!

  • btw, Native americans... yeah.

  • @Rikashiku bitch some more plz this is interesting....