Ray Comfort Banana Video FINCHED

[Jeffgothro]

Ring, ring, ring...banana phone. Should be Ray's theme song.

[seppomuppit]

yes someone did tell him that, long before you

[Raxilla]

So the more practical a food is to eat the more God made it specifically for you?

Clearly Ray has never heard of coconuts, pineapples, pomegranates, prickly pears, durians, etc.

[pillsareyummy]

Ya know, my hard phallus also fits very well 'into my hand', using Comfort's logic, I suppose that God wants me to 'jerk off'?

[Moun10eer14]

I wonder if Ray realizes that that is a domesticated banana.

[LeLimeLine]

How do you disprove the theory that man shares a common ancestry with apes?

You share with everyone your love of bananas.

[Jaymaul009]

The devil made the coconut then...

[MrChris7856]

Wonderful. How kind of God. If only he could fix the mass murders, pollution, diseases, natural disasters, world hunger ,wars, obesity, economy, and the fact that thousands die every minute or so. Oh, but thanks for the bannana, God!

[MegaSage007]

@MrChris7856 He's more concerned with fixing you so you can overcome evil with good righteously in the power of His Spirit. And by the way hypocrite, you're not out there fixing those things are you?

[Tobiisabadboy]

So if god wasn't around bananas would blow loads on to our faces XD

[killallianceftw]

Nonslip?

Isn't that ironic to what you are to think of bananas

[roguetrip99]

Sounds like my penis I think, hey ladies my penis was designed by god to fit in your mouth.

3) Has outward indicators of inward content:

flacid - too early

erect - just right

um, stuff dripping from it - too late

[FollyxXxFallen]

"Bananas would shoot loads in our faces." --lol

[sinam84]

I dont know how he is holding himself not to laugh at his own shit

[DanMarik]

Lol One man of faith makes one ignorant move and atheist jump at the opportunity.

[Iced1992]

@DanMarik Oh, don't worry. I also jump on opportunities to insult and ridicule other men of faith.

[DanMarik]

@Iced1992 So instead of tolerating each other we should just attack each other because of our more ignorant members?

[Iced1992]

@DanMarik I don't deal in varying degrees of intellect or education; instead, I am intolerant of all who choose to uphold ridiculous beliefs. Should you believe in (a) personal deity, I can accept that. Christianity however, creationist or not, is completely absurd.

Though I do agree individuals can ruin the image of groups, in the end, I do not see myself as an atheist, but rather as one who upholds atheist viewpoints. This, however, is not the same for the religious.

[DanMarik]

@Iced1992 Everyone whom believes in the God of the Bible have different points of view. Some people see him as a force to be fear others a father figure. In plain terms the only real simularity between the people whom believe in him is what they call him. And why is it not the same for the religious. I am a Christian man who sees God as a creator (meaning I do not believe he intervenes but allows us to create our own destiny), Reincarnation, and many points science makes. What does that make me?

[nspeert]

Talk about repressed homosexual urges..

[xDroflmao1337]

you know what else fits in our hand??? you know what else fits perfectly in the human mouth??? my dick!!! suck it Ray!!!

[SecundiniusSineDei]

SWEET! Love the Mystery SCience Theater feel. How did I not find you sooner. Sub'd.

[Unicron4ever]

What's he doing with that bana... Noooooo!!!! Don't do that!!!!

Gah... That is so wrong...

[disteremsh]

religion is a hallucinogen that causes brain damage.

[Justas923]

ray comfort is moron :D

[joewittstock]

The BANANA, and obvious creation, by GOD, to fit in the hands of all great apes, as seen in zoo's around the World,...GOD also intelligently designed the banana so that his favorite ape,... RAY COMFORT (created in his own Image) would make a complete ASS out of himself .............. Ray, as a flunky, your god still loves you, and ..We all are enjoying his sense of humer...as well as many more of your fruit basket insights...........GO ..Ray go..............

[TheWhatever41]

What a tremendous intellect, truly a great scientific mind. Einstein's got nuttin on this genius.  And Cameron, what can I say, one of the worlds best actors, yup, sir lawrence Oliver and Einstein gracing us with their god given talents.

[maltagrl]

Dear Ray Comfort, please explain why God made the pineapple or coconut the hardest fruits to eat!

[HaveHeardAllTheLies]

Abe Lincoln and Charles Darwin were born on the very same day. Lincoln set free the physically enslaved and Darwin set free the mentally enslaved. 80% of the scientific world recognized evolution as the true history of life on earth within only 20 years from the time Darwin wrote it down. The most influential book in history.

"All truth passes through three stages. First it is ridiculed, Second it is violently opposed. Third it is accepted as self-evident." -- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

[ChristianMuslum]

They are not real Atheists, they are Satanists (Rev 2:9)

They want to create Atheists, and erase religion so they

can own your ass and mind!

[TaylorThaHick]

@ChristianMuslum Ray Comfort is actually a Satanist?

[ChristianMuslum]

@TaylorThaHick

I don't know, ...did I really say that?

Nothing would surprise me anymore.

[bodyrocks1on1]

I hope our education system never lets Ray teach kinder garden as its not appropriate to have people of much lesser intelligence teach another person, especially our young! ..LOL. wow that man is really bananas!

[IDisnotscience]

Remnants of MST3K, I love it!

[TheHomelessCripple]

Anyone advocating "God's Truth" while being so wrong, to the point beyond failure, must be proof there is no intelligent designer. Otherwise his loving god wouldn't have made Ray such an idiot that he would horribly humiliate himself and his cause on mass distributed & readily available media.

[millsy4321]

I have another invention of god's that Ray Comfort might be interested in, its called a dildo, well Ray i'll explain to you why, it fits perfectly into your mouth or asshole ;).

[bongolongo]

I just had a banana. It tasted devilishly good.

[alexquatermain]

This video nicely disproves the ID movement. That God would create any species retarded enough to create this babble beggars belief.

[Z3r0XoL]

if a banana is our biggest threat, we are unstoppable :P

[XceptionalXistence]

behold, 2 of the biggest idiots in the world, kirk and ray

[Anthonyk312]

i am going to eat a banana now.

[upallhours9]

This is fricking hilarious!

[GordonWolters]

MST3K'ed!

[JamesTR4]

@alofchildwensutdowek

No if he shows up on your doorstep it's not proof , it's evidence. You can never be certain of anything in the real world. If u study philosophy you are going to realize that proofs cannot be developed for anything because our methods are flawed... Induction cannot produce proof. If we go with possibility and reasonable thinking we can conclude that god does not exist.

[myswtsatn]

So bananas prove the existence of god? hahaha funny, although humans did alter the genetics of bananas to make them easy to hold. And what about coconuts? They are pretty fuckin hard to get open! Does that disprove theres a god...no. You cant prove gods existence or nonexistence.

[alofchildwensutdowek]

you can't prove that he does not exist but it could be possible to prove that he exists.

If he shows up on my doorstep, it should be decent proof of his existence.

[KaseyAkira]

The problem with that - if she shows up at your doorstep, how do you know its really him?

How do you know its not:

A hallucination

A dream

An Illusion

A space alien with super advanced technology

A magician from Candid Camera just trying to trick you

Some other phenomenon?

This is partly what JamesTR4 was meaning. Not even God showing up at your doorstep is sufficient for proof.

[alofchildwensutdowek]

interesting, but how do you know that trees really exist.How do you know they are not:

A hallucination

A dream

An Illusion

A space alien with super advanced technology

A magician from Candid Camera just trying to trick you

Some other phenomenon

[KaseyAkira]

You dont, and THATS EXACTLY THE POINT.

Take a college philosophy class. You dont inherently KNOW anything about the world around you, since you only perceive that world through your physical senses - which could always be wrong. Ever see an optical illusion? There's dozens on the net, just do a search. You know you dont trust your own senses. How many times have you tasted something, wasn't sure if it was good or not, and asked someone else to taste it?

[alofchildwensutdowek]

If you can't trust your senses then you can trust nothing. Nothing is certain but have you ever heard of something called beyond reasonable doubt.

We are not totally sure that trees really exist but it is beyond reasonable doubt. Same with God showing up at my doorstep.

[KaseyAkira]

/watch?v=5wV_REEdvxo <--- @ 6:40 and onward, proves why God at your doorstep is not evidence.

watch?v=NPqerbz8KDc <--- From the start, explains why your senses are NOT trust worthy.

There's 2 or 3 more extremely good ones on the Thunderf00t channel, but he's got too many vids to look through before I find the right ones and I need to sleep.

[KaseyAkira]

The way we build our knowledge is on things we can test, that are REPEATABLE, and demonstratable. We can never have 100% proof of anything - 100% proofs exist only in mathematics. Thats why science is always changing. Absolute truth cannot be obtained, it can only be pursued, which is why we rely in those who claim to pursue it and suspect those who claim to have it.

[KaseyAkira]

en (dot) wikipedia (dot) org (slash) wiki (slash) The map is not the territory

[lovemrdarcy]

You know, you would think a God showing up at anybody's door would know what to do to show he was for real. So, the real meaning is ... believers would believe anyone at their door could be God, the non believers would change their mind only if he proved himself. What would not be a problem at all if he was really a God.

[Bigrobkerr]

still believe in God

[TaiFerret]

Me too, but I also accept the theory of evolution.

[Guncriminal]

This is full of win

[omega4104]

And if that does work, release the tiger!

[Xinadium]

LOL, I love this.

[konstantineb]

What kind of a point is that idiot trying to reach using that banana?

God/s are a human creation.We had created gods to explain the phenomena that we thought were unexplainable by our logical methods.Now, that we can explain most of those phenomena, and on the way to explain the rest and many other newly discovered ones using the scientific method, the whole idea of a god/s is just not required.Especially, given that all the wholy books and religious data have been proven to be BS.

[HellWithPoverty]

And God, in his infinite wisdom, made the banana in the shape of a telephone.

And from that, God created the banana phone.

[Kall13]

how the fuck does mr. comfort explain pineapple?

[S17hP0w312]

Pineapples are actually the Fruit of Knowledge.

[pidjunk]

HAHAHAHA

"so if god wasnt around, bananas would shoot loads into our faces"

ahahahahahahahaaa

lmao im dying of laughter ....

[messiahjonz]

"Has anybody told this guy that the banana is a domestic plant, bred by humans?"

Unfortunately, yes, many times and many years ago, and this douche still made his video... silly xians!

[tetekofa]

messiahjonz,

Hey you fu@king toilet bowl licker, douch nozzle bitch.

You're an idiot..."Banana"...breed by humans" ..of course some varities have been domesticated, but the wild version still lives in West Africa and Asia dickhead, I have seen them myself in the jungles of West Africa, and their fruit is much sweeter that the domesticated version.

Now, get back to licking that toilet bowl bitch.

You're a "Geologist" LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­.

[messiahjonz]

Unfortunately blocking you cannot educate you.

I was referring to the comment made in the video, and the banana Ray was holding... not the undomesticated breed.

Sorry you are an angry little person, I wish I could do something about that... a bit.

[tetekofa]

messiahjonz,

You're,...you are a Geologist...NOT !!!

You are an Idiot.

Block this bitch.

[thedarwinfinches]

I am not in the habit of blocking people, as it seems a bit silly to me, however, continue to be an irritating fuckwit, and I'll consider it.

[thedarwinfinches]

Relax man, let's just end the stupid comment fight and I'll forget it.

[messiahjonz]

Weird how me making a comment to someone else, and then you threatening to block me for doing so constitutes a "fight".

And I am the one that needs to relax?

[AJollyGoodFelon]

behold my banana

[Vegasgodless]

yea! well some bananas are BIGGER then others ;)

[largegrainsofsalt]

your best friend is make believe.

[largegrainsofsalt]

you idiot, the finch was the animal that darwin used as a clear example of evolution. get a new book dumbass!

[Stringprodigy]

It not only fits in your hand, Ray, it also fits in your butt! Next up: pineapples!

[plentycool]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[sinam84]

@Stringprodigy no my friend god created trees for that purpose. Thats what fits in his butt!!

[lostkid19]

Ray Comfort. This guy claims he ISN'T gay, people. LOL.

[robotchrist]

"almighty God"? what a dumbass

[Masterzec]

Does this mean that my dick also proves that God exists?

[Vegasgodless]

Well doesn't you lover scream "oh God!!, oh God!" while doing the deed? If yes, it proves god made some men very well endowed indeed.

[CounterNerd]

"- Wait.... wait so if God wasn't around, banana's would shoot loads in our faces?" xD ROFL!!!

[Thisthatify]

Hehehe. "Ease of entry".

[defect530]

i dont have nightmares of banana's i have nightmares of ray's mustache.

[jimalbi]

creationnism = stupidity + ignorance.

[DeathSparrow]

"not like those shoddy made in china bananas"

i laughed so hard i cried a lil

[TheLastCoolName]

We must send him fruit baskets with wild bananas in them--the lumpy, ugly kind from, y'know, the wild.

[BristolPalinsBabyDad]

I gotcher banana right Ray! Bend over and take it like a man.

[darkdestiny0002]

It fills well in a vagina too :)

I wonder what it really fits too?? Lol damn dumb people XD

[TheLastCoolName]

Properly, a banana fits best into a banana peel.

[documentariesforlife]

ray cumfart should do some more theories like how human hand with an opposable thumb fits perfectly on any phallus. mouth are round and big enough to accommodate a phallus, the sucking ability makes fun better. and titty fuck makes sex even safer. halleluyah!

[TheMakhai]

hahahahaha i laughed so hard at your comment!

[Nubleus86]

You are a genius!

[YouKnowWhereThisEnds]

Comfort needs to come out of that dusty old closet.

For his own sake.

[whoo689]

You know what else was "designed perfectly" to go in the hand and mouth, Ray? The penis! Hello??

[kaliamalia]

he looked like he was about to raep that banana.

[TheKingOfRuckus]

"This bananadick fits right in your mouth, just like God intended."

[japp111]

actually when the banana is black its ripe, i think thats the word..

[runjumpdie]

Yeah, that just sounded really gay. Sorry, Mr. Comfort.

[toothbeaver]

Kirk is just enthralled with the whole demo too like an infant watching me rattle my keys in front of him. These fearmongers are so insistant that the bible is factual they will harrass college kids until they have enough footage of people saying they dont know for sure until they give u this abortion of a propaganda flick. No science is wrong.  2 people and a tree started the whole thing. awesome. im converted

[0china0cat0sunflower]

I cannot wait until Kirk and Ray get busted during some kind of secret liaisons, which undoubtedly  involve that banana. Not knocking gay people, I just think their chemestry is pretty obvious...

[rrpauldoran]

haha great vid

[tex959]

To all you athiests, Ray has shown proof.. or at least evidence that he's a closet homosexual. =D

[Wezzipooh]

"squirt in your face", "ease of entry", "just the right shape for human mouth", does god want us to eat these bananas or have sex with them?

[GoblinXXX]

Can't we do both?

[mrlandby]

"so if God wasn't around, bananas would shoot loads in our faces?"

LOLOLOLOLOL

[pbrskater26]

aha ha ha man that was funny!!!

[jheraldcasipit]

I thank God for everything that He has done and created. Including a banana. Praise the LORD ALMIGHTY FOREVER AND EVER!!

BTW you should watch the whole video so you can understand Ray's point. God bless to all including godbless people.

[thedarwinfinches]

What you mean the part where he ignores 150 years of scientific progress, or the part where he completely misunderstands that modern bananas are domesticated and were selectively bred for their shape, color etc? Go read a book other than your pathetic "good" book, asshat.

[pbrskater26]

Uh, the banana was geneticly modifide threw artificial selection

[338dmac]

So Ray's "tight fit theory" constitutes god's design? I guess then since penises fit tighter into assholes than vaginas that god prefers gay sex. Hell, maybe that's where the banana's supposed to go. :)Idiot.

[pitbull103]

Spleen. The religionist's nightmare.

[0TripleHelix0]

Not to mention the appendix, tail-bone, tonsils, and the thousands of "deactivated" genes that are in the human body.

[TheDastardlyDildo]

if god wasn't around, banana's would shoot loads in our faces. LOL

[kathrynkatana]

Explain the pineapple. Why would god do that to us?! *bite down* ouch.

[pringlewrangler]

lol the contents dont shoot in your face??

[BloodFromCatsFace]

A plum fits perectly into the exhaust of my car...did God create plumbs to sabotage cars?

[matthewacuren]

I especially liked the angle of the banana being perfectly suited for "ease of entry".

So let's follow their logic to it's conclusion:

According to these 2, the "perfection" of the banana, as suited for human purposes, is proof of the existence of god. However, under this wonderfully silly tautology, a contrario, if the banana is not perfect then god does not exist .

So how do you prove the inexistence of god ?

TURN THE BANANA THE OTHER WAY.

PS I still like bananas.

[publicdrunkeness]

the level of disgust i have for creationists is... isss... fuck i cant think. this guy and his but buddy are trying to retard the whole human race. we need to start killing these motherfuckers so people would know there were conciquenses for telling people to shove their head in the sand!

i cant believe they believe what they are saying, otherwise lies tretchery thieving and deciet would not be the main plays in their book, for money or power or the spotlight.. this is a scam.

[publicdrunkeness]

i reread my comment, and i was so pissed i could barely articulate my opinion. i still cant spell, but we are living in the bff lmfao time of humanity, plus i diddnt finish school and learned what i did by watching educational programming and speaking to intteligent people, but unfortunately you dont learn to spell during a science lecture. lol

if these unflushed toilets up here DO believe what they are saying, or weather it is a scam, they dont need to be running around openly in society!

[publicdrunkeness]

well really, i listen to anything i find intresting, and cross check things i dont know with other sourses of information... but i was talking with someone today, whom is UTTERLY uneducated and unintrested in space and astronomy, and diddnt know our sun was a star and that most stars are suns.

i went ape with what i know for like an hgour, untill she got a head ache... ill have to give her the knowladge slowly! lol.

[publicdrunkeness]

she isnt... couldnt handle the constant stupidity anyway. room mate ic christian, but he learned pretty quick just to drop ANY kind of saving me.

and i was shocked to know how little she knew about the sky.  she can be ditzy sometimes, and has more common lacks of knowladge (she spells better than i do) like intimate understandings of scorpions, and i know more about stupid stuff like how microwaves work, and why metal is ok if you understand what is hapening... but her not a dummy doh

[GoblinXXX]

Her brain got full.

[publicdrunkeness]

lol.

more like it got clogged

[mentallyimpaired]

he's not a kiwi!!!!!! we don't want the idiot!

[SchwarzeWitwe2]

How about Russell Crowe? Is he yours or Australia's?

[JanusChrist]

"Non slip surface"

"...uh yeah so don't tell anyone that you slipped on one"

I lol'd

[bushputz]

The Way of the Masturbator

[backspace1904]

hahahahaah

[ronniestuff08]

OMG! I can't stop laughing at this.

[pang00lin]

Someone should tell Ray that the tab is at the bottom. Bananas grow up, not down. Not that that in any way invalidates his excellent, excellent analysis of how God made bananas as a special treat for humans.

[philthy122]

Well spotted, thats one angle i'd missed on the whole banana topic.

[asteroth876]

"pointed tip for ease of entry" and "just the right shape to fit in the mouth": These statements make me wonder what line of work Ray Comfort was in before he got involved with Creationism.

[TomMSTie]

"You'll also see that with a some lube, this banana fits perfectly up your butt. Here, I'll demonstrate!"

[ronniestuff08]

Lmao!

[TomMSTie]

Thank you.

[Tineafa]

Thank God for bananas not ejaculating all over our faces. Amen.

[Pungopingu]

Ray comfort is like the pinnacle of stupidity, but Kirk Cameron may be even more retarded since he follows Ray.

[bittetotoro]

Behold the pineapple: The atheist's nightmare. You can see from its non-slip surface and spiky protrusions, the almighty creator designed it specifically with Ray Comfort's bum in mind.

[busterggi1]

"So if god wasn't around bananas would shoot loads into our faces?"

I almost lost my pineapple over that!

[raistlin072]

What you idiots dont realize is that Kent Hovind is really God! Ray and Kurt are actually angels, VenomfangX is the ONE true profit and only his followers will be saved and go to Heaven!!! The rest of you sinners will have to spend eternity in hell with all the cool rock bands and a bunch of horny strippers with huge breasts!! Repent now and we can all sing hymns with Ray and Kurt in Heaven forever, as we play with each other's bananas!

[versanil]

A banana is "the atheists nightmare"?

These guys must have been really struggling for material. Maybe they couldn't get their heads round irreducible complexity.

[wilddey]

no, the orange is made by the devil to squirt its contents on you argument failed them, so they did it with a banana...uh that sounded wrong, crocoduck wrong

[Sloth7d]

If the orange was made by the devil, I don't even want to meet the guy that made the grape fruit.

[startreking2007]

So if god wasn't around bananas would shoot loads in our faces?

[grungefreak10]

Cameron and Comfort (The C. and C. Comedy Factory!)

This douche says The Banana proves God's Existence because it fits your hand and mouth so perfectly. Wow. If Sigmund Freud were alive today...!

[R3APER24]

This guy is doing some gay shit lol and making no sense wile he is doing it.

[Grymyrk]

Hey! He is not a kiwi, he is an aussie (At least he sounds like one)!!! New Zealand is not a state of Australia!!!

[SYLFan2008]

Sorry, you have to own up to a cre-tard from your land. C'mon, admit it! :)

P.S. He did say "non-slup" surface. An Aussie would've said "non-sliiip."

[Grymyrk]

To be honest I thought he was an American.

[SYLFan2008]

Oh come on!! You thought he was American trying to sound "weird" for dramatic purposes? :D That's a lame excuse

[Grymyrk]

No, I just never considered his accent. If you know his name I'll look it up.

[SYLFan2008]

Ray Comfort. I think the video says it all.

[Grymyrk]

Oh good god whats wrong with me. Although he does live in America :P so says wikipedia

[SYLFan2008]

You still gotta own up to him, without using the "no true scotsman' fallacy :o). He's YOURS!!!

[Ketchme17]

lmao "wait so..so...if God wasn't around bananas would shoot loads in our faces?". Awesome...lol.

[PopularAtheist]

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[CaMaster]

you fucking made me spew my drink from laughing too hard....good job.

[gCuezy]

i laughed so hard at

"so if God didn't exist banana's would blow loads in our face"...

Disgusting but it's hilarious that he Ray said it doesn't squirt.

[malestrithe]

I have told them that the cassowary is human design, but it did not seem to penetrate. They tell me that God set the mechanism us so humans can finish his work. When I tell them that their god has ADD, they try to back peddle and tell me that god is perfect.

I usually end it by saying their god does "C" work.

[parodyking23]

here's the real atheist's nightmare:

atheist: AAAAHHHH!

atheist's wife: honey, what's wrong?

atheist: i had a nightmare.

atheist's wife: was it about the the banana again?

atheist: yes, except this time kirk cameron and ray comfort used peanut butter as lubricant before shoving it in kent hovind's ass.

[parodyking23]

LOL, this is gold

[boxant]

The Pomegranate, proof of the Devil.

[rebirthatthefountain]

the atheist's nightmare! hahahaha! I can't believe this video is real! hahaha! this is just 2 good!

[JONthe13th]

are these 2 doing comedy ?