David Beckham 70 Yard Goal VS. Kansas City Wizards

[SuperComputerperson]

bananas always fail at recording, just like this time

[Donut1377]

Xabi Alonso did it twice for Liverpool, in the Premiership

[amzazinboy]

im 11 and im gud at soccer pliz watch

[pnphaywire]

this is pure wizardry

[Jcereal98]

Did you film this with a potato or a toaster? O_o

[mauiskim23]

@Jcereal98

dude don't copy my comment..........

[Jcereal98]

@mauiskim23 You never commented...

[Jcereal98]

@mauiskim23 You said dick I said toaster/potato :D

[luiszavala132]

stupidass goaly what an IDIOT!!!!!

[andrei40140]

the goaly though this is like hockey

[mastergardner1234]

1080p

this video?

480p

360p

240p

minecraft

now, please stand for the youtube national anthem

[TheSamF23]

Which calculator did you use to record this?

[AdanaSultani]

press F13 for better Quality.... :D

[TheRealDISEGaming]

which pixel is Beckham?

[lebnene911]

did u film this with a potato

[garymmex13]

i saw i white speck travelling on the screen.... but i thought it was falling from the toaster u filmed this with...

[bubblesara4eva]

Damn O.o

[NiCKncm]

@Iproneyou america isn't a football. go back to school

[saha7750]

looool .Is there an American League? I knew this just right now :D

[JSF1TheGreat]

nice patato work..

[Iproneyou]

america is shit a foobal any way

[loonoz27]

I just farted, some shit came out

[willis636]

go to 720p its much better..............psych

[short0stuff0celeste]

Thumbs up if u muted automatically. When you heard the music.

[morgan2247]

009 sound system must be the most hated band of all time 

[jpvillalobos25]

the keeper was at the other side of the pitch… he was trying to score the corner kick

[Jawz4devils]

I like it how it's 720P

[zDylaanv]

this was recorded with a potatoe.

[LUKCKYYY]

mute.

[grey535]

Where was the goalie

[MrTNA1994]

I can see da ball.

[sMexYaRaB]

this fucking song. it's stalking me. AARGH

[RubyValerio]

wtf wheres the goal keeper??????

[Jetsupoverbitches]

1) I hate this song 2) this video was recorded with a sock 3) i love bacon

[mauiskim23]

did you film this with ur dick

[fibertb]

@mauiskim23 If a dick had a camera then yes dickhead!

[ISwagSupreme]

@mauiskim23 i Dont Think u Can Do That Sir its Impossbile Oh Yeah Here comes the Smart ass

[awes0mepwna9e]

@mauiskim23 what dick?

[guslaz1]

Where's the goalie??

[HiMediai]

@guslaz1 he obviously was down to help with the corner, *DUUUH,

[marmar69604]

The swag of that man ;)

[Theweirdlemon]

the ball is minecraft pixel

[InfiniteUniverse88]

Fake

[monstaaHDV]

omg first 3sec and muted

[dezuider]

american soccer league sucks..

[Favre4Eva4]

@dezuider

yes it does. La Liga is my favorite :)

[CashSmeller]

@dezuider well, it's certainly more fun to watch than looking at people lay on the ground for 90 minutes...

[cilzer163]

240p FTW

[cellchat]

Dont worry...theres 720p

[BlueRenegade6]

umm wheres the goalie???

[kbman99]

They were probably down, and pulled out the goalie for a better chance at a goal. Didn't seem to really help them.

[mrthatguyification]

one of the better jokes ^

[2awesomegirls100]

wow where was the goalie

[WeTripOnFlatSurfaces]

This was recorded with an HD Potato

[FireSpit47]

screw LA, Kansas is somuch better now. they are not that shity wizard team anymore.

[XxRyicexX]

where did the goalie go? lol

[wdevilliers97]

that goal is not amazing, goalkeeper is out of position by miles + Beckham is a shit player... THAT, involved no skill at all

[azad123kaya]

youtube theme song

[MrBedwetter3000]

music killed it

........ i turned it offf once i herd da music



[Favre4Eva4]

which pixel is the ball?

[dookiekong007]

@Favre4Eva4 that's getting real old.

[Favre4Eva4]

@dookiekong007

cool story, bro.

[MisterFittz]

@Favre4Eva4 It's pretty clear... I mean shit bro, open your eyes. Not that bad of quality.

[crosbyhater18]

@Favre4Eva4 what are you talking abut theres only one pixel overall haha

[achmed7712]

@Favre4Eva4 this is the quality of TV in the USA ...

[erdis1998]

Amazing!!

[OghamTheBold]

Wicket keeper nowhere - the puck sails in

[MrHealey93]

alonso's was miles better.

[lennonpolo]

I didn't know box brownie's still worked!

[TrickishBanana]

record this with a potato?

[Sl4y3rM4ster12]

@TrickishBanana

hell no he didnt! potatos have better quality im pretty sure he used a meatloaf

[MrFootballmaestro]

was this recorded with your asshole?

[TheHbktony]

THAT"S CALLED ACCURACY

[alanthe2]

@TheHbktony no it's called a goal

[RanManJr]

this goal is the only reason he's famous

[HOMEMADESKATE]

Was this recorded with a wet carrot?

[aqworolodsedvis147]

wtf no goal kepper or i say goal creeper

[02goodProductions0]

All Stand For The Youtube Anthem

[ThaGlitchers]

what kind of potato did you record this with?

[saznrai]

Beckham is seriously a great footballer... his accuracy is insane...

theres one video where hes on a pepsi advert shooting and he shows some of his skills and its just mind blowingly amazing..

[JairusBrown3]

i heard beckham has a vagina? or maybe is a vagina... who will ever know no one has ever been down there

[illy984]

fake

[MrBlackClonez]

@illy984 not fake.

[Unsaled108]

@illy984 not fake.

[FlUFFY0121BUNNY]

all rise for the national anthem

[mak003]

dude, what's this song?

[tech4156]

not amazing if its an open goal. And anywayits an american team so its easy.

[Pille9der6boss]

@tech4156 Most Players aren't even able so kick this distance , and if they could , they still wouldn't hit the goal

[WillHapgood2]

@Pille9der6boss Have you never watched the Premier League? I'm sure nearly all the players in every team could copy that shot. England > USA

[vlady1818]

no goalie stupid

[YugiNani95]

cus the kepper went up for a last miniute corner

[coopgibster]

why was their ni kepper

[Fatman7376]

afen speak hsot fohn ichion op msn derer

[thinkorthwim69]

brilliant defense eh

[MrPellaDona]

i dont believe its becks i cant see nothing liar

[nachoneitor5]

que me chupe la pija

si no avía arquero

[GrimeDaiIy]

don't get too excited BECKHAM! you're on reserve on FIFA! you pussy..

[SaulMeyersz]

ahha did the goalie go take a crap when this happen.

[dueds1]

*Recorded with a potato*

[YaKoSTaR]

if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video , i would have 1 dollar

[scarfacegr5]

@YaKoSTaR and if I had a dollar for every guy that writes this thing on youtube, I would be rich.

[imsoopro101]

now if i can only figure out which pixel the ball is

[riggstxxgkg]

dyw.... Ist ja-ein 1A Clip Spitze das du-es hier draufgeladen hast.

Das kommt todsicher in meine Favoritos

Ist tatsaechlich

Habt ihr Lust pro Tag ĂĽber 350_Euros und das vom Notebook aus.

Ich mach-das schon geraume zeit und flutscht sicher

Angaben dazu findest du in meinem Profil.. zhvfblauadpokde

[conorcallaghan1]

did you record this with a calculator?

[nigahiga4000]

wow......wizards can make things dissappear

[Ryan72573]

Does America know they should have a goal keeper in football coz Beckham would murder them,, LOL

[KoenigseggRulz]

Filmed with calculator...

[Pyrofreak72]

for the love of god youtube should ban this song. It is very annoying

[PsychoKasach]

@VenuVGR007

it´s in america ..... they ai´t got a clue about this sport :D

[B00F13]

I don't see why people bash MLS. So what if the naming customs aren't similiar to European teams. At least the MLS is making the sport mainstream in North America. I mean the passion is still there so no need to bash.

[OUWATZAHLE08]

this not har dto do i can do it is no big deal !!!

[GNOSISPRODUCTIONS]

it was in the MLS so it doesnt count really as a Wonder Goal.. Should of stayed in Manchester the money grabbing MASON

[Fredde57]

360p? are you kidding me? What pixel is Beckham?

Hobo Soccer has a better quality...

[MrTImDutch]

The first thing I did was muting this video..

[isuperDs]

cool video

[ItZArTPrOdIgY]

I once did that...

I missed

[SamVanNistelrooy]

It would gave been better if it was tied and THEN beckham scored.

[Maestrochimongas]

if i had a pixel blah blah blah

[StarwarsGeneral]

i hate this song

[BoomSparrow]

This is so hard even without a goal keeper

[brayex]

You think he meant to make the ball bounce on the 18, then the 6 then the goal line?

[h2soccergod]

goalie was taking a piss?

[blehface3000]

A 70 yard goal against an american team by David Beckham when the keeper isn't in net is in the same class as Ronaldhino scoring a goal from 2 yards.... with me in net.... and I have no legs....or arms.... and the goal is the size of a pregnant whale

[xxf1r3m4g3xx]

Again i listen to this same old music.. ==" lame

[funbunnywetman]

THUMBS UP FOR MUSIC



[janderson1234]

The music ruins the video. Good goal, but nowhere near as good as the one vs Wimbledon, when Sullivan (I think) was still in the goal area!

[BULLDOGS476]

fucken beast

[MrDjRdog]

Keeper was playing up for the corner kick

[dyddnjs47]

shitty mls

[unseensword]

Goalie is a Wizard, he disappeared real quick!

[iISPEEDOSszZxbox]

Good goal but not as good as Xabi Alonso's from same place but with a keeper.

[bmcbarca]

Thumbs down for shit sound 009

[AlexseN1996]

Where is the keeper? In his house watching the match.

[renela22]

PALERMO SCORES 40 YARD WHIT IS HEAD.... PROBLEM BECK?

[SantannaKiller]

That reminds me of his man utd goal, about 60 yards, with a keeper in the place he is supposed to be...

[lolface007films]

VenuVGR007 keeper is the second referee!!!

[Tallrobshortpants]

What's so AMAZING about a goal with no goalie in place?

[khampariya]

@Tallrobshortpants distance mate i bet you cant hit it :|

[TheYondaime008]

seriously fellas americans,do you really understand what football really is :D

the goalkeeper shoul keep the ball from getting into the net :D

seriously :D

[therave77]

What's the big deal? Anybody can score from 70 yards out when nobody is defending the goal.

[MinhThui42696]

@therave77 What's the big deal? Anyone can post such an arrogant comment on the internet.

[wearethefuture3030]

American football .... where you have no goalkeeper

[zomgbbqwth]

keeper wearing yellow n black running in the middle of the screen~ :)

[srproductions123]

@firefox1095 only when losing. if u tie, u get one point in standings

[TheRealDeal848]

Keepers a donkey man!

[MRbossman1982]

WOW.  it was hard to masterbate to this video , but i rubbed one out.

[i3DV1N]

Did you film this with my calculator or my mum's toaster?!

[ten8goa]

U make that kik and u get to bang POSH SPICE

[Firefox1095]

And this is why the keeper should never leave his goal for a corner. I scored a couple of goals like that on fifa before. The keeper leaves the net for the corner and I get the ball then I just charge the kick till the end and let it fly into the goal.

[k1ngmp]

@Firefox1095 its called taking a risk lmao

[BenRichhards]

why wasnt the keeper there?

[ninooney100]

I'm a die hard united fan , but i say this , to keeper : seriously !! you aren't Cech !

[TheMr1Boy]

wow thats not mis or nothing

[raostars]

Amazing, Awesome, Should I go On?

[Ha1z]

hate this song too :D

[colderbeer]

Yawn....MILLIONS of players could have scored the same goal...there wasn't a goal keeper....yawn.

[LeRock0]

@colderbeer agreed, i wonder what the commentators would say if any other player would have picked that ball up and fired it into an empty net...

[QuantumSchizophrenia]

@colderbeer I bet you can't even kick a ball 30 yards

[colderbeer]

@QuantumSchizophrenia I once kicked at a ball and fell on my face.

[SuperXXGunnerXX]

hd QUALITY



[yes4me]

they celebrate a goal because someone was able to shot into a defenseless goal? I know it take skills to shoot that far... but these guys are pro.

[VenuVGR007]

where is the keeper?

[guilaumehearn]

@VenuVGR007 keeper was in the corner area as they were trying to get as many men in the box as they were losing and it was coming to the end. :D

[Loudyest]

@VenuVGR007 This is america, there's no keeper in soccer there!

[yassin166]

@VenuVGR007 He went playing baseball

[QuantumSchizophrenia]

@VenuVGR007 Helping up front during the corner kick, obviously.

[Firefox1095]

@VenuVGR007 A lot of times when the team is losing or tying and there is a corner kick, the keeper usually goes to the other side hoping to get the corner kick and score.

[DeathouseGrindcore]

@VenuVGR007 the keeper use a fucking invincible spell O: and that's why it's called Kansas City Wizards =="

[cintrik]

@DeathouseGrindcore oh that explains it, I was wondering what was going on lol

[dragonraiderzombie]

@VenuVGR007 IT WAS A CORNER KICK BY THE LAST MINUTES OF THE GAME AND THE OTHER TEAM'S GOALIE DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE 1 POINT AWAY SO HE WENT UP TO TRY TO SCORE FOR HIS TEAM

[britishmikey]

@VenuVGR007 they don't have keepers in MLS, just 10 outfield players. means that they can score more goals like in basketball. Quite often you get very high scoring games as a result, for example last weeks match: Tennesee Tigers 67 - 89 Mississippi Motherfuckers (after extra time). I shit you not.

[huhuhu766]

@VenuVGR007 the one wearing yellow runnin left to beckham

[soccaplaya123456789]

@VenuVGR007 0:05 you see him in the middle of the screen with gloves running back. Goalie was there for an extra man in the box. seems they were getting prettz desperate

[joshwakeman]

Americans, no one is going to take the MLS seriously when you have teams called "Kansas City Wizards". I actually burst out laughing just reading that name.