Two and a Half Men - Two and a Half Men - Manly Men

[edmiltonc]

One and half men

[hubblebubblemonkey]

i like the new show but it is not the same. it is good but a different kind of show

[Angeltope100]

manly men is best with charly sheen and angus t jones the child.

[noblenabil]

I think this show should be over since charlie is not playing any more

[AnansieDeSpider]

Blasphemy

[DragonUnlimitedHD]

Charlieeeee ;(((((((( i miss you

[nbvu1]

0:09 - 0:11

Alan's reaction: What the f**k are you doing here Walden?

[TheBurtun]

Ist euch mal aufgefallen wie Elan schaut wenn der Ashton hoch kommt ?? :DDD

[hackfresse000]

euch fäld nur auf das charlie weg ist aber mir fäld auf das aston nicht singen garnich singen kann

[tomko912]

hey!!!! wheres charlie you suck dude in the middle

[EternalSearcher]

Okay WTF?? I haven't completed watching last season but i clearly recall Charlie being Charlie in the last episode.

[jimmaras96]

take aston out, put charlie and its perfect

[The9TRAINS]

Ich dachte, es heißt "Two and a half men" und nicht "Two and a gay men".

[armitx9]

Mother of god....

[charliewale100]

well I think asthon does a good job :)

[thelonestrider4567]

ok if ashton is staying, it would be pretty cool if you got sheen to come back for at least one episode. he could appear as a ghost to warn alan of something, just have him reappear for an episode please.

[hotbabe2471]

@thelonestrider4567 so true

[SpearsTato]

wtf

[Motolovi]

the point is : WHOS THE HALF MAN ? !

[thenameless1998]

nichts ist wie es früher einmal war ..

[PrinzessinPi2310]

haha xD ashton kutcher is the half man now xD

[HamudiiNr01]

I used to clap after each episode ! ...

[TheXlcj]

this is fucking bullshit.where is charlie?

in what season does this dude come

[marc6585]

Two and a half Jesus

[AlexRockify]

Sucks the Show Now Bring Back Charlie Sheen!!!

[Retriish]

kutcher=gaylord

[Viper8185]

@Retriish fuck u. u equal faget

[JosieSanelly]

but if everybody hates Ashton how can you explain this?

8th season ranking: #17 viewers: 14.2

9th season ranking: #2 viewers: 21.3

and i'm not watching the show, i'm just curious.

[MegaGil0]

Look Alen at 0:09, how he looks ashton....

[skids4441]

i hate the intro

[skids4441]

i hate intro

[kukasfiu12]

CHARLIE -.-" ????

[310778]

One and a half man more one gay

[smackdownmall]

great great great ASHTON

[MizzFknToxic]

omg it's too funny and awkward and creepy

[diacatarias]

Its not the same without charlie....its like breathing without air.....T_T...miss you charlie....

[juliannarox]

I like the new episodes but...I seriously cringe at Ashton. He's doing fine, but I just feel really bothered.

[jakespittal]

i miss charlie



[Markkeks]

thats not jakes real voice

[PueppiNecrosist]

such a fag >.<

[sosiipinkii]

why wasnt charlie just replaced by a look alike..i would still watch it...... its just not the same.....HE SHOULD BE BROUGHT BACK WITH THE EXCUSE HE HAD TO FAKE HIS DEATH .... THUMBS UP if you agreeeee!!!!!! bring back CHARLIE!

[wolf69a]

Ashton fits very nice, but i so hate Alan.

[swudeft]

wow jakes voice really changed since season 1 :D

[xseeelina]

wie gay ashton guckt xD

[manuel1997cool]

bei 0:12 schaut allon ashton kutcher voll böse an

[pinkangel901]

Shut up about Charlie Sheen, Ashton is twice as good, and twice as hot ;)

[leopower7]

@pinkangel901 you fucking prostitute! SAVE US FROM YOUR OBSCENITIES!

[pinkangel901]

@leopower7 How can you say that I'm a prostitute? a) you don't know me. b) it's rude to assume that someone is. and c) screw you.

[davidlucasfer]

te extrañamos charlie return

[lombardino99]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuu ashton kutscher is blöd



[joshinator13]

So Jake took Charlie's spot and Ashton took Jake's...And the show still sucks. BRING BACK CHARLIE

[Sylvester3099]

I DEMAND CHARLIE SHEN BACK THIS INSTANT!

[cookie3117]

I miss Charlie Sheen : (

[NikeisOnline]

Charly Sheen :,(

[nnm3101]

terrible show now. i gave it a chance at first, but...NO

[Ridingmytornado]

Love it.

[darksideofthemoon458]

hey jake is looking good now a days xP

[jackson152111]

humm.....

[TheRealPosers]

Was that Triple- H?

[AufderStelle]

one and two half men

[Xxcom9a]

Well it's quite obvious that Jake replaced Charlie and "Walden" replaced Jake.

[missmunchkins01]

plus, he looks like a hobo! xD

[Booey9000]

If anyone noticed the rating for the first 5 episodes of this season are about the same as almost all the season 5, 6 & 7 episodes so obviously there's a large portion of people who like Ashton (the opening is FAILED though) i mean if people hated the first episode so much then why watch the 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th?? But the episodes are still on average views the aren't any higher than when Sheen was in it so just give it a chance!!

[BecciiKeks]

bullshit ._. !!

[hmg143]

Victory, comrades. Two and a Half Men's ratings have tanked. Charlie Harper lives on!!!!!

[tin303]

not is two and half men - it is : three men , jajaaahah sorry not is funny

[MrSoAwesomness]

... Guess this is how it continues...

[monigora]

Deveriam fazer uma abertura nova!!! Não gostei

[dinosnpandas]

more like two faggots and a chunky kid...bring charlie back!!!!

[nidroNsungaM]

If you hold 7, it kinda sounds like morse code...

[nidroNsungaM]

Anyone notice how Jake screws up by looking into the camera too early?

[DelicateKiller13]

Press 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 for men.

[1999tim1]

Ashton soll Charlie ja nicht ersetzen ! Charlie stirbt und Ashton wollte im Meer selbstmord begehen und strandet halt in Malibu dann fragt er Alan ob er telefonieren kann und Alan lässt ihn bei sich wohnen. Ich finds Gut :)

[CrazyMayla]

Selbst Jake kann bei Ashtons Ablick nicht mal richtig lächlen ;D

[SparkytheHobo]

Ashton Kutcher comes across as the kind of guy that would play with his own poo and enjoy every minute of it.

[ttrftg]

Ashton is good in this,but it'll never be the same without Charlie :(

[luciballbuci]

lol



[anahaddy]

This crap show is SO over! This won't make it to next season. Even the intro SUCKS! Thankfully there's syndication and I can watch CHARLIE!!!

[cR18]

You gotta be fucking kidding me! Cancel this shit!

[Rainbowdreamable]

i dont like ashton kutcher. he ruined it

[Kittycatlurver25]

UHM.

[itzhdk2]

what happened to jakes voice its deeper than any voice thats ever been heard on the show

[lisaleev63]

@itzhdk2 they are lip syncing

[lisaleev63]

they are lip syncing

[algol291]

Men, men, men, men, Ashton Kutcher killed this show, men, men, men, manly, men, men, men...

[chauncey1383]

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[sergioperezinho]

the end one of the best series of all time

[TheDeadgamer21]

ASHTON KUTCHER YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE

[jjgdog5614]

Ashton Kutcher has ruined the opening song and i don't think it can ever be fixed again D;

[4MadameF]

thats horrible! :)

[MrJatind3r29]

Allen the only classic one :,(

[deutschrocker92]

charlie sheen was so much better than aston kutcher...

By the death of Charlie Harper died the show...

[hojre]

I think Ashton is doing a great job...

[futureartistME1]

@hojre me too at first i thought the show would be awful then when i seen it i thought it was pretty awesome

[Elspethknighterrant]

@hojre i think you are crazy

[sweetspice06]

@hojre i agree

[AlexRockify]

@hojre Ashton Sucks

[chamabieber121x]

miss charlie :(

[joseuful]

The episodes are good but the total failure opening

[Zigelhh07]

@joseuful Agreed, the opening looks like a parody rather than an official opening, the Episodes are getting better as they go, The First ep with Walden was Bad, but there getting better as they go, give him time to fit in with the other characters.

[Gurfi0]

@Zigelhh07 Just because u said that im gonna give it another chance and watch a few more ep but i dont want to get my hopes up.

[DMillsTV]

Like if u were like WTF! o.O when ashton started singin!!!!

[SuperTanaka11]

2 Men and Jesus

[MusicManAustralia]

@SuperTanaka11 "Two and a half Mesus"

[REMIXmeSASAN]

@SuperTanaka11 lmfaoo that got me laughin for ages

[MIZIKE69]

I DON'T SEE THE BIG DEAL IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT NOW JUST WATCH SEASONS ONE TO EIGHT ONE BY ONE

[TheHTFAmv]

0:00 not so bad 0:06 oh fuck...

[scrsycamore]

lol at the end they all looked liked they wanted to pull out badly.

[leopower7]

@lildog1s fuck you you motherfucker!!!

[DavidUA95]

without charlie this show is gonna suck!

[CrazyGirlzOriginal]

it sucks !! -.-

[krishlaadens]

This is just weird

[Arquive]

LOL I just looked at Alan's face when Ashton appeared... xD

I thought I was going to hate it... But it wasn't that bad :/ I mean.... they are not trying to make another Charlie... He's a whole new character.

BTW Jake looks sooo... cute D:

[123stripes]

ZOMG!! they replaced sheen with jesus and jake with a skinny boy!!!

[leopower7]

@123stripes more like they replaced sheen with a skinny boy and jake with jesus

[ichhabahnung]

OMFG OMFG OMFG Ashton is good in some movies etc.... but he ruined TAAHM.

[saralikesdaisies]

lol woah his voice got deep o___O i used to watch this when the kid was like 10.. lol

[dragosc1]

Bring back Charlie, god damn it. He and his sarcastic jokes were the main show for 8 seasons!

I guess if they would have replaced the whole cast, people still watch it No attachment to the characters whatsoever. Sigh.. :(

[EatSleepIceHockey]

it just not the same. its just weird.

[glutenfull]

I think Chuck Lorre knows that this is the last season so he therefore makes an awful intro song in order to discourage people from watching the show...

[RingoJake41]

I still think Charlie's still alive...

[tutuzella]

hahahaahhaha

[soeb250]

i liked it



[MultiErus]

Angus Replaces Charlie

Ashton Replaces Angus

Jon Replaces Jon

[xavier199028]

Ashton cant cut it no more its a grown mans part he is used for movie being boyish like i mean look at him tryn to look manly he looks creepy lol....

[09gday]

two and a half jesus

[Celschkaa]

shiit -.-

[YakoozaD]

LoL...look at those smiles :P



[carlunddeininger]

Nervt mich immer wieder wenn Leute sagen dass die Serie jetzt scheiße ist nur weil Charlie nich mehr da is. Die Serie wird bestimmt nicht mehr so sein wie sie war doch das muss nicht heißen dass sie jetzt scheiße ist.

[jungelown99]

0:08 , 0:14 Look at the way alan look at ashton

+ 0:22 epic faces!!

[SuperMarisol101]

@jungelown99 i wonder if it he is supposed to or he actually felt like dat lol

[CraZzYmiSs1]

holy crap!!! WTF



[Seastorm13]

Give Ashton a chance, I love Charly too, but it was his own guilt, that he was fired. And Ashton hasnt`t the same character. One another thing: Jacke becomes better looking than the fat nerving child of season 1 ;-), if he lose more weight, he will be sure a pretty guy ;-)

[xCherryCharLyTVx]

I'm miss charlie...

But ashton maybe make is good :D

[bardiabest]

Two and a Gay Men

[shevadoudou]

I miss Charly Harper on the show for sure, but was Charly Sheen the one we must blame about it, Ashton is a great actor and I think he'll be as good as Charly did, I'm sorry for Charlie and I wish success to the other people from Two and a Half men, cuz they aren't reponsable for Sheen's mistakes!!

[macre64]

jajajajaja he sings like justin bieber

[RosesofWillows]

Who else thinks the show will be cancelled!

You know, after the 'replacement' sinks in?

[Robman292000]

Stupid and won't watch again... Soon to be canceled !!!



[hotbabe2471]

@Robman292000 I'm with you there but will you watch it if charlie was on

[hotbabe2471]

@Robman292000 I'm with you there but will you watch it if charlie was on

[8chilo6]

Two thumbs down 4 [Two and a Half Men] its not the same anymore Bring back Charlie Sheen

[hotbabe2471]

@8chilo6 I'm with you there ashton just ruin it all I want is charlie sheen but I think chuck lorre is too selfish and ungrateful to help charlie sheen all he think is himself putting two and a half men on without charlie sheen and try to replace him with ashton but ashton kutcher doesn't want to replace charlie he's good enough to do that but charlie is the reason why he's on that show please don't say I'm in denial I want chuck lorre to do the right thing for charlie just to help him

[8chilo6]

@hotbabe2471 Chuck Lorre have to...no, got to change the tittle 2 [One and a Half Men] Don't you think? I think so

[hotbabe2471]

@8chilo6 no offence but chuck lorre doesn't have to and is still two and a half men they wouldn't change it it's season 9 charlie stayed at season 8 or half of season 9 then charlie died after that ashton came in to take charlie but he couldn't do it to charlie they change ashton name to waldon

[ElvisTeLEVIsion]

Just watched the new episode and They have finally "Jump The Shark". I'm not going to and suggest and advise everyone else not to even mention what's wrong with it This was an insult to our intelegence. I hate to admit it but Charlie Sheen isn't "Winning" anymore, it's evident now that he has "Won."

[MasterGaming20]

so Ashton's the half a man?



[surfergirrl66]

Freakin' sexy beard!

[21nickm]

at least they kept the original song I was wondering about that. Ashton needs his 70's show look without the beard and shorter hair he looked better that way. Can't wait for this new season though looks pretty good.

[Sully192837465]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[belcollege]

I kinda of like ashton's part. The beard needs to go though.

[TheBoogge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....ITS NOT THAT CATCHY NO MORE;(

[TVtimelapse123]

*facepalm*

[ln3000]

gahahahaha it's just weird.

At least there's no more creepy Jake age-morph.

[eliteoption]

Weird as hell.



[jim6700]

the show died when Jake grew up... Jake as a teenager just is not funny as the child

They should of ended the series last season or the season before.

[Eds824]

ashton's grin is scary, i am really high right now and that freaked me out, i think i sobered up...lol

[EeveyFawkes]

hmn well I think this show is going to go down the drain quickly without charlie

[MistaChubbz1]

Thumbs up to CBS for not disabling the repost!

[rybo510]

Seems creepy to me.

[VINNIE316]

Wow why does ashton look like a murderer lol

[sonicman2500]

Not bad! I never knew Ashton has a singing voice like that

[SuperCaddy1234]

I loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carsonforever1]

that just wrong i am sorry to say the old one was better

HAHA I think Ash