Portal detects cheating!

[Xeotroid]

Enrichment center reminds, that potato you recording with is really suck.

[Mrweegeeman1]

HAAAAAAXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grnfgg4]

gravity cat not ammused

[TheShooten22]

omg,im glad to know that im not the only one who gots a bit of lag when i play this chamber XD

[portalmaster2]

what does batot mean?

[cobraman1234]

My toaster has better FPS :P

[TheStarsghost]

STOP BATOTAING

[unterbawr]

noob

[lobsteros]

The top comments are the same...

[ecto5380]

What is the point in buying the damn game if you're gonna sit there and fly through the map all day

[reelobaruk]

@ecto5380

since when does a game have a point? it's pure entertainment.

[overlordluke]

@ecto5380 um its called cheating so um the only way to fly is to cheat. it is a very good game but some times you need to cheat cuz you get stuck

[lawrencealix]

@overlordluke you only get stuck if your not smart enough to solve the puzzle, the game doesnt say to complete this level you need to cheat does it ?

[overlordluke]

@lawrencealix no i mean theres a bit and i try for hours and just keep dieing but yer i respect your opinion

[hellomynameis02864]

im portugeese!

[hellomynameis02864]

@hellomynameis02864 yeah representin tha portagee spirit

[Incernio]

Нахуя мне ютуб предлагает видео на португальском?!

[hellomynameis02864]

@Incernio я не знаю,

[Leinstim64]

It would make sense if I could read the language.

[DopedKoala]

@Leinstim64 You could alway use google translate

[TheTFSguys]

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____━━____━┗|:::::|｡◕‿‿­­­­◕｡|

____━━____━━╰O-O----O-O

[09az671]

lol what do oyu think will it rly ban u if the timer goes out ...

[aaronhowser1]

@bugboy1014 nya nya nya!

[TheWierdo67]

Just land in front of the exit, but dont go inside, disable noclip and cheats, and then you wont get detected =)

[superduperbjarne]

batata? or potato?

[Intelus]

Okay, so some Valve developer made "sv_cheats 1" set a hidden variable to "1" and an if statement checks this variable when you enter the lift. This was done in less time than this whole video takes.

[HartAHart]

sv_cheats so what.

[TheAvalon33333]

Potato Patata, Batota Batata

[emrald89]

are you recording this with a potato

[masterchief2933]

HAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[yoyoboy1337]

this is gmod

[Twili6]

@yoyoboy1337 There is no portal gun in gmod.

Its legit kydd

[hellsjanitor666]

@Twili6 everyone knows that there isnt a portal gun in gmod but you can still bring up the developers console

[roxas9192]

@hellsjanitor666 yea there is a portal gun...

[technikalimp7]

cunt in cunt in condition

[bertl900]

WOW never seen laggs like this. !!!!!!!!!!

[jackemanman]

@bertl900 then you want to see me play world of warcraft! hahahahaha

[srhenrique04]

you are portuguese lol

so am i

[HugoBDesigner]

Why is your Portal in portuguese?

[FuriousJack20]

@HugoBDesigner Because maybe, JUST MAYBE

He is portuguese.

[gabrielistheboss]

@FuriousJack20 he could be brazilian , which is a hell of a lot better

[MultiJade]

@HugoBDesigner because he speaks portuguese

TA-DA!

[MultiDeivas]

he chosen time chamber for that shows how fast you complete level for what place 1st 2nd or 3rd

[O2Eater]

This is the reason why we cannot have cake.

[GlitchPredator]

GlaDos: Under certain cunt cunt cunt :P

[boston91388]

Portal makes a pc lag?

[noah279878582]

i was looking through the texture files of portal (because im curious) and found that texture.... so THATS where it goes...

[ARROWHUNTER1967]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[ADRENELINEDUDE]

@ARROWHUNTER1967 YOU ARE A FAG!

[batmatt08]

I'm brazilian!!

[frickitydickity]

@batmatt08 Fanfuckingtasitc!!

[megasupergames]

@batmatt08 Welcome to the club!

[furno222]

panama portal!

[MrTechnoman6006]

Wait till dr hax finds out

[Orca19904]

*hurls a CRT monitor at MegaEduX*

[SHIBAInuFilms]

stop batotaing

[gabenewl612]

@SHIBAInuFilms ass he's not botting

[SHIBAInuFilms]

@gabenewl612 excuse me. Try again, at the end of the video it says BATOTA! so im like stop batotaing. fail.

[MyTURDZ]

sevires u right 4 cheating

[chaos4179]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!!!!­

[FilipeSilvens]

Batota is Cheat in portuguese or brazillian.

[TheAzuredragon3]

BATOTAAAA

[SuperSamcity]

Well duh it ignores your achievement's if cheats is caught on

[serpicogattonero324]

what are that advanced maps how to get em?(pmk 4,tasty treats and the watcher chambers)

[Nidoslin]

You will be baked. And then there will be cake.

[Knifeathon]

@Nidoslin lol

[BrotherhoodOfSnipers]

@Nidoslin Ha kake Mmmmm

[tehstrongest1337]

@Nidoslin thats offensive, im a cake

[tehstrongest1337]

@tehstrongest1337 i wanted to be in top comments

my plan didnt fail

goody

[ApertureMiku]

@ndogmhfu Sure

[ApertureMiku]

@ndogmhfu CALM DOWN

[xXjjb2k11Xx]

Botata looks like potato

[Jacobrb13]

wtf dude? you lag on portal 1? WOW

[TheKyshu]

@Jacobrb13 That was some years ago, and maybe he played on a laptop with integrated graphics, they suck a lot. ;)

[gingmusic2]

If you speak english, then why is it set to spanish?

[MrRealGIB]

@gingmusic2

Preference... I guess.

It's like, if you speak France as a second language, then why set it to your native language?

[ApertureMiku]

@gingmusic2 You're stupid or what ?

I mean, that's like saying "if you can run why walk"...

[EpicFancySmiley]

Its portageuse for cheating

[KenshiImmortalWolf]

batota? wtf does glados watch Kamen rider OOO? (i doubt most of you get it but if you want to get the joke i will put it further down)

the default form of Kamen rider OOO is a combination of the hawk (taka) tiger (tora) and grasshopper (batta) medals, and is the only none 3 of a kind combo to get a out of belt song name Tatoba.

[randomness26778]

@KenshiImmortalWolf

Batota is portugese for CHEATING

[KenshiImmortalWolf]

@randomness26778 well excuse me for not speaking portugese

[christianbanaski1]

BATOTA?!



[jaredjeya]

@againstmuslims1996 what kind of name is that? Facism and racism are frowned upon in modern society, but maybe your caveman brain doesn't understand that.

[Kaydorable1]

Too much repeating GLaDOS voice. XD lol

[Alex765767]

Yes but only when you use steam steam will detect that you are cheating and GLaDOS will just give you an UNLUCKY CUBE

[KillerPenguin98]

your lag is what i can get best

[Shakeitupyes]

wtf is batota?

[flatiou]

@Shakeitupyes It is portuguese for cheating.

[vline09]

@againstmuslims1996 What are you implying? That this is fake? If so, you couldn't be more wrong. SOME sounds, models, materials, and textures are shared throughout all source games.

[Ifyoukn3wIt]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! xD

[cheesegangster100]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[asdfg2560]

you can turn of no clip then turn SV_cheats back to 0 and the game will reactivate achievments and allow you to get the score you got noclip right thru an advanced chamber

[ProjectBlackRose]

If GLaDos wanted you to cheat. She wouldn't have tempted you with cake.

Pleas assume the party escort submission position and we will be on our way.

[wc12k]

you are brazilian of portuguese?

[434haloman]

the wild glados used detect!!!

[ShopiStar]

All Valve games detect when you're using sv_cheats. It disables the achievements.

[HoneycombAgent]

Isn't "SV" server side, as in, requiring an internet connection?

[Kobe24LakersFTW]

notice the font is from paint... the font that says BATOTA anyway.

[dragan176]

You can actually cheat, with the console, you just can't set sv_cheats to 1

[Nazhussain07]

Seu batoteiro uma parada sem recorte no portal

[pikmin1231]

The enrichment center is required to remind me that i will be BAKED. The cake is not a lie..I am the cake

[Danimoraification]

batota means cheating^: it's in portuguese...i am portuguese

[flatiou]

@Danimoraification Eu sou brasileiro e para mim "trapacear" é cheating.

[blaisfun]

unicorn shit

[xKilaxChanx]

I keep misreading "batota" as "potato." XD

[blackandwhitepro34]

is your pc a toaster?

[Milesprowerz]

Sorry emm ur processor is a potato :D?

[jker209]

Baby, can I put my batota into your consolo?

[sackkckdbb]

:O BATOTA!!! XD

[R33Racer]

No shit.

[HELLOCHEWY]

Batota mean cheat or cheating

[STARWARSFAN1400]

batota

[omlas6]

what the hell is a batota ??

[ihavenosubs1]

the hhhaaaxxx!!!

[lara2bailey]

Yay! I actually learned some Portuguese today! Finally, I found a Youtube video to be helpfull instead of it being full of crap! :D :P

[Stagfire22]

0:49 isn't that sound from half life 2

[MateusVIII]

who the hell even say batuta ?

[andremestrebule]

@gamesgonewild101 1º is a portuguese word (LEARN PORTUGUESE)

2º iTS=CHEATING HAXX HACK PORTUGUESE MOTHER FU*K DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[vaendryl]

@andremestrebule

I wouldn't want to lean that shitty language even if I got my weight in gold for it.

[TwoTailedTek]

@vaendryl Shit is your mom, and if you were able to stop being ignorant and trying to get some culture in your tiny little brain, you would't make comments insulting other's languages like that.

[vaendryl]

@TwoTailedTek

culture? are you implying there's any cultural value to that shitty language, or that dump of a country? you sure are one delusional mofo.

portugal is right even up there with greece and italy and ireland when it comes to weighing down the entire european union. you people need to start paying off your debts, damn lazy skunks.

[Jusman010]

@vaendryl Heh, jackassery at it's finest

[ImmaOnDaInternetz]

@andremestrebule Why would anyone need to learn Portuguese?

[andremestrebule]

@ImmaOnDaInternetz for you intelligence

[andremestrebule]

@ImmaOnDaInternetz Becase i want to...

[omegabot1]

XD thats awesome

[AssassinationProject]

@gamesgonewild101 Read the description. Lol

[BLUYES422]

why is it in portugues

[pikachu000000000]

@JKknauer1 Don't diss the potato.

[Jokeirom]

Batota = Cheating voçes sao mesmo burros



[CPSPD]

@Jokeirom Batota = Cheating burritos?

[Jokeirom]

@CPSPD no. "sao mesmo burros" mean: you are very smart

[pedrinho823]

the enrichrichment center?

[ryanw2ooo]

@gamesgonewild101 That means "CHEATED"

[Touchdown470]

@JKknauer1 SPOILER ALERT! U mean GLADoS for a bit in P2

[V3SGO2011]

@gamesgonewild101 Portugues shit, lol

[pikorar]

It's weird, when I go on Google Images and type in "define batota," it bring up pictures with tags saying "define cheating." But when I type it in regular Google it brings up odd translations for a word called "battuta."

[mrrobloxia101]

What is batota

[SnipingDeath]

batota=cheating

[flyffxtreme]

holy crap.. how can you play Portal like that? :S

[TheBetterGamer]

@flyffxtreme

open console with ~ key

type in sv_cheats 1

type in noclip

play portal like that

[OrchestraI]

For a second, I thought my computer was glitching.

Then I realized it was just the video. xD

[MegaEduX]

@OrchestraI Oh well, that time my computer sucked. :P

[xweert711]

It detect's it because you have to type in a code called sv_cheats 1... It figures out because you type in that code, so... yeah, it's a smart thing to do..

That's why you can't earn achievements when you type sv_cheats, it uses the same system...

[Chibirobo356]

@gamesgonewild101

Batota is portuguese for cheating

[Enitoni2]

Valve is some scary stuff.

In portal most

1. Radio transmision Sstv or something

2. It dettects you cheating.

3. In portal 2 it is a scary room in chamber 17 check it out!

[D197JN]

THE ORGASMIC CENTRE CAN BE FINISHED SOON. AND THERE WILL BE COCK

[luisking65]

@gamesgonewild101 batota is xiting on portuguese

[yangabiel]

Cara imbecil, vai postar vídeo para os gringos e usa a merda do jogo em português... #FAIL

[Jokeirom]

@yangabiel achas que ele ia mudar o idioma so pra um video?

[squidstar111]

@gamesgonewild101 well if you bothered to read the flipping description you would know!

[CarloDOLago]

Batota in portuguese means Cheating

[MrMinecraftTNT]

umop-ap!sdn

[DarthScorpeus]

Dude just bind lol

[MrSmoosho]

@gamesgonewild101 batota is cheating in portuguese :D

[xxKillerMillerxx1]

No shit it can sense that your not sitting right there.

[kingcat0721]

I would detect cheating too when I see someone flying through walls

[Niko4life123]

@gamesgonewild101 I think is patato in Portuguese. (read the description)

[laytonlover258]

How does someone playing Portal: Still Alive cheat? Because sometimes when I play challenge maps, it says that I'm cheating. But I'm not. I don't even think that Still Alive has cheats. Please tell me! Someone!

[Bradguy123]

Stop batotaing

[andremestrebule]

@Bradguy123 FOR YOU LOL