No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle Bizarre Jelly 5

[rock138097]

I'm sure bizarre jelly is long for hentai

[ColonialOctopus]

I'm pretty sure even watching this within No More Heroes puts you on a government watchlist somewhere.

[MrWednesday3]

HI THERE, PERVERTS WHO DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BEING SAVAGED TO YOUR FUCKING FACE.

[thelovelyratkitten]

You all know this is Suda51 laughing at you, don't you? Aw, forget it. I'm sure you're all just fine with that.

[FireBomberBassist]

You know a game is awesome when you've got anime clips in it. Love the hell out of this game.

[PhantoMNiGHT321]

If the children don't go completely naked before a transformation, its not anime.

[CHARCHAD9]

hmm all that is missing is a "poor" guy caught between all that craziness or it could be a yuri.It could pass as a real anime and I would love to watch it.

[AruTaisa]

This could probably pass as an actual anime, despite the fact it's supposed to be an exaggerated parody...

[kaampanita1675]

This is way too MO~E for my tastes @_@

[Masterpivot292]

I love how he stands up at the end, like "NOPE"

[TRaxRose]

crazy MOE! hahahah

[MapleAI]

I'd watch it

[Urmean15]

Suda51. A master of his craft.

[DJTribulation]

Awesome rack on her though!

[GypsyStan5150187and2]

@Draculoid no no no no chi shao te dau duma englisisko pala tu te

[GypsyStan5150187and2]

@SuperShadow451 ahem uhm...where do i start....oh yes, Cartoon Porn

[Digitalsp33r]

Thus why Travis Touchdown can also be read 'pervert'.

[yeswehadouken]

hey were can i download all the no more heroes 1 and 2 cutscenes?

i need them :D

[Katakuna51]

(stands in front of a poster of this)

(slowly turns to face the camera)

MOE....

[Djstudiosgold]

Travis: You motherfuckers! I'm going to murder your asses! I'm gonna...Oh shit my moe anime is on!

[legendaryhero90]

00:32 - 00:36

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

[college325]

more reason to love the game

[WeaponXSigma]

Soooooo wait, Suda 51 made a hentai too?

[drakkman9]

weird in japan.....lol



[zebdal]

@drakkman9

no u

[boethiah12]

MOE!

[IOmegadUrMom]

Did any ever notice all the typos at :10? Suda51 went as far to parody engrish.

[Drawkid50]

Haha, it hits so many anime cliches. xD I find it hilarious how Travis is such a strong, badass assassin, yet while at his motel he sits around watching this stuff and plays with his cat. x3

[keloid123]

a funny thing is that a guy stated that this may become a real life anime in the future....

[boethiah12]

@keloid123 oh fuck. i hope so. i also want the bizarre jelly shirt Travis wears.

[ivarra5]

I have the wierdest boner.

[RantingattheWorld]

@ivarra5 Weird boners are pretty much always going to happen when a guy watches anime. It's a scientificly proven fact.

[MrTrojis]

A funny thing about this opening is that it actually has more animation than most h-game openings do.

[vante2]

Fun fact for those who didn't know yet: All of Travis's Ecstasy/slot moves are named after the characters from this fictional anime.

[vante2]

Oh, Suda51, this is why we love you.

[pyrolee17]

this i would probally keep in my secet stash if it exist

[Assassin7G3]

Suda51 you fucking Madman. 

[kyubadragon]

MOE!!!



[GypsyStan5150187and2]

ive seen too many hentais too know where this anime is going

[fantasticmoose]

@GypsyStan5150187and2

In any other anime video you would be called a creep, but here we embrace you. Although under-aged girls isn't really my thing.

[SuperShadow451]

@GypsyStan5150187and2 and just when i thought I was a true otaku, what's hentai?

[skywardbankai]

@SuperShadow451 where have you been?In fact in Japan they don't use the word otaku case it's associated with anime+hentai. The correct word for an anime lover is wotaku

[Draculoid]

@GypsyStan5150187and2 english please

[Aguila701]

@GypsyStan5150187and2 You've seen too many perverts????

[GypsyStan5150187and2]

@Aguila701 /facehoof

[AnonIonCannon]

averageanimeshow.mp4

[typhonsentra]

I love how Travis watches this stuff.

[946]

does anyone know what they say at 0:40? they say that exact quote when you select them in the game and i'm curious to know what they say :p

[naruhaku]

@946 They say, "Raspberry Up!"

Source: Listening to the track millions of times/ The Omake in the Hopper Edition book. :3

[wickedsickjln]

Very nice. I have unlocked the vid, but now i wonder if there is something else?

[6TDoT6]

this video made me laugh so hard mainly because it was like a perverted sailor moon XD 

[DrkHrt1010]

They went all out on B J 5. The game itself plays out like a touhou game, and they even used Miku Hatsune to sing in the song during the game. Needless to say, the video itself is based off any anime with female heroes.

[ZeldaDD]

I love this, it's pretty hilarious really. :D

[Xunkun]

*Just* realized the initials are "BJ"...

[ZeldaDD]

@Xunkun Not to mention the full title is "Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly 5"...I mean, what does THAT remind you of?

[Treyworld]

@ZeldaDD C*m?

[nekusakuraba01]

Travis, Travis, Travis when will you learn... XD 

[unicron3000]

oh travis, u lovable, creepy basterd lol

[iiKidRodi]

Can You Imagine How Many People Masturbate When They Watch This....

[Treyworld]

@iiKidRodi Yes. Travis, Bishop ~and possibly Henry~ pleasure themselves to this.

[megastarprime]

to tell the true.... i think i'm high >_<

[J0NW31R]

wow travis...

[Urmean15]

Travis is a very lonely man.

[DuskMarv]

*nosebleeds then slaps myself* jeez....I'm a pervert ._.

[Assassin7G3]

I was laughing my ass off when I unlocked this.

[EluriaLaeh]

I can't stop watching this...=3=

[allenwalker4th]

ok thats it im going to buy this game this anime and im going home to my apartment and faping the fuck out of this anime! i am a otaku for life and damn proud of it!

[TouhouAnimator]

@allenwalker4th SUCH EPIC WORDS

[SoberMilk]

lol Bizarre Jerry

[kjnjkmjk1]

When did anime girls show 99/100 of their boobs when fully clad?!

(Not to troll this, of course...)

[KairuHakubi]

@kjnjkmjk1 I have to say I agree. in my day you had plenty of bare boobs and it wasn't sexual, now it's like, pasties everywhere and GRINDING SEX ACTS but no actual nudity :C

[kjnjkmjk1]

I just wasted a minute and 10 second in my life.

[Mitarashiboi]

I need this game if they're making fun of lolis. Holy shit.

[knuclear2010]

What are the lyrics to this song??!!

[hideousdoll]

@knuclear2010 It's just jibberish.

[GmanForTheFreeman]

some times the japanese wory me 8(

[88Meters]

Travis: *fap*

[keloid123]

this really is a anime......in a tv in a game in a tv XD

[MrZackfire3000]

WTF O_o

[luvtehcomix]

Goddammit, Travis, why? I used to respect you, man. No I didn't.

[bgblln08]

@luvtehcomix this is one of the reasons WHY i respect him. This and his swordsmanship.

[DIGItalColourMedia]

So fucking tongue in cheek it's unreal. Spot on satire.

[KolaDYT]

This is like Touhou, Sailor Moon, Pretty Cure and Strawberry Shortcake on fucking drug induced fruit. You must be at least this high -> <- and retarded to watch.

[XxFaKyouxX]

Perfect parody...

[ctpdammit1]

moe :D

[bgblln08]

@ctpdammit1 i love you.

[ChReNiC]

0:24

Fanservice aside, one has to be fucking retarded beyond possibility to trip like that.

[MegaG58tehfirst]

I remember unlocking this and watching it with a fellow otaku and friend. And our heads slooowly tilted until he said 'Think they make anime like this?', I replied with 'yes, its called hentai'

[Specterish]

@MegaG58tehfirst What in the name of God is an otaku? :|

[MegaG58tehfirst]

@Specterish An otaku, is someone who loves anything to do with japanese culture. such as Japanese games, anime, manga, movies, and music. soo, pretty much everyone here.

[Specterish]

@MegaG58tehfirst There wouldn't happen to be a word for someone who just... likes... anime would there? D:

[MegaG58tehfirst]

@Specterish Yes, its 'someone who likes anime'.

[iateyursandwiches]

@MegaG58tehfirst its supposed to be a negative term thus it baffles me why ppl want to change it to a casual thing to call them selves well i guess the same thing could be said about the n word though...

[iateyursandwiches]

@MegaG58tehfirst oh the comment wasnt to you if was for Specterish sorry my bad.(seriously)

[iateyursandwiches]

@Specterish actually the correct definition of otaku(for it is a japanese word) is "basement dweller" basically nerds who doesn't go out much or have a life because they spend way too much time watching/playing and obsessing over anime and video games(mostly anime related vid games).. for some reason nerdy ignorant ppl who aren't japanese (mostly americans) have taken it to mean an anime fan and japanophile.

[Ocpib]

the designers werent ashamed one bit making this

[CJTheBig]

An otaku assassin who loves Lolicon... sweet~

[chibistar12]

@CJTheBig I HOPE you meant lolis... >__>

[BuAiSmAnA360]

CURIOUS, THE COMMENT SHOW A MESSAGE SUBLIMINAL (360) YOU MUST ADORE XBOX 360 AND HATE THE PS3 AND THE WII. ¡OOPS! MY COMMENT BROKE THE CURSE OF THE MESSAGE SUBLIMINAL OF THE XBOX 360 . OH WELL XD

[geenius3ab]

*cough* Moeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *cough*

This is actualy my fav bishoujo anime.. My second fav is Pururin...And guess what.. Both of them don't exist.. Isn't it strange.. >.<

[vakama94]

looks a bit like higurashi, except without all the blood and different art style

[masterofdoom5000]

BIZARRE INDEED

[kurale10]

Pause at just the right time at 1:00 . LULZ

[Foilsdown]

@kurale10 lol vetory?

[vakama94]

@kurale10 heh, i got the picture

[fatmanrock44]

Please excuse me while I unzip something.......

[Wiinajamizzi]

lol at the exaggerated and delayed breast jiggle

[MistaDeoxys]

What I'd like to know is what the hell they're trying to fight.

[7uos]

ese hijueputa es un fabian!

lololo.

[MegaG58tehfirst]

I gotta admit, Travis has taste in anime

[RatserX]

And then ppl say the Wii is only for kids...

Time to pwn those with this

[MindDemon666]

u jelly?

[VindalooProductions]

Bizzare Jerry?

[KoreanHero9001]

Travis = Otaku. THINK!!!!!!!

[ladygodia]

Why do I think Arcana Heart when I see this?

[Cloudgb]

I'll tell you what, They are all Over 18 years old

[suyangsong]

BJ game lol.

not everyone wins in the BJ game.

[oilyhakan]

ON THE FINALO EPOSADO WE PERVIEW THE NEWIST WORK PEDOMON! GOTA CATCHUM ALL LOLICON!

[KoreanHero9001]

MY EYES BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[FireFoxAI]

...thats it?

[LordPeanuts]

This game pushes everything too far.

[FlyingCheezBurgers]

And I thought I was perverted...Travis, you win.

[Deserteaglemark21]

Even say BJ 5 sounds wrong

[Alchemist777]

I feel like I should be put in jail for watching this.

[lilmisscandycane]

the full version of the song has Hatsune Miku (yeah, I'm a fan) singing in it

[donpatch4312]

@lilmisscandycane And the anem of the song is?

[lilmisscandycane]

@donpatch4312 o_O?

[donpatch4312]

@lilmisscandycane The ful version of the song is called?

[lilmisscandycane]

@donpatch4312 etto...if you look up 'No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle OST #ex: BIZARRE JELLY 5 ' on youtube, i should be the first result

[OrochiBorgieman]

Bizarre Jerry 5, now banned in Tokyo. lulz

[Jenatavivi16]

@OrochiBorgieman If this shit is banned in japan...wow...this is bad lol

[thunderdragon51]

Notice that their group's name initials sounds perverted.

[ViolinSnowKid]

@thunderdragon51

It make shit even weird when my parents watch me play this game and sees "BJ 5 Video".

[nighthawk41]

It's like queen's blade except I feel like I should go to jail for watching it

[kungpao56]

so its like sailor moon.....

[hexedfang]

this explains so much, yet so little about Travis.

[morningskybutterfly]

anime in a nutshell xD

[BohemianScandalous]

Guys, if you haven't noticed, this is supposed to make fun of all those lolicon/magical school girl animes.

[XelchanTheBrave]

@BohemianScandalous

Many people don't seem to notice, like all the rest of the mockery to the otaku culture in NMH.

[shadowgilgamesh]

@XelchanTheBrave

i think we all notice, but Otakus can laugh at themselves, and then say "you know..... i'd watch this"

[Aghaene]

@BohemianScandalous I believe you mean "worship".

[RaistlinMajere333]

@BohemianScandalous What's lolicon about this?

All of them except for one have huge tits.

[SuperRoboSquadron]

Yes.

[Imawiseguy2]

some heavy Gainaxing here.

[DJCalusTracks]

lol at so many people still completely missing the point of this.

[SHlNOBl3]

im surprised they drew the girls naked, but without nipples lol thats a funny word, nipples.

[yucario132]

I laughed so hard I dropped the Wiimote when Cranberry (the blonde one) got smacked in the face.

[LawietStandard]

Oh, Japan...

[yermomsboxx]

0:35 lol

[liljagsa]

um, how old are they?

[nextbest47]

i would so have a.d.d. if this was an american cartoon when i was growing up.

it's nothing but females and flashing lights

[Allosaurus87]

the town of higurashi

[darkwolf173]

@Allosaurus87 O-o

[ViolinSnowKid]

@Allosaurus87

Naw, this is too fucked up even for Higurashi...

[mr569JJA]

If they made this into an actual show it looks like it would be nothing but fan service but hey that would be pretty sweet

[unfunny12]

@mr569JJA Suda51 Considered making an Anime, But they couldn't think of a coherent plot to justify all the Fanservice.

[SHMUPjol]

@unfunny12 Honestly? SUDA couldn't think of a plot?

[MeiReiNeko]

Wow.. moe combined with ecchi never felt so good...

[IconicRhythm]

MOE~

[SlickEd91]

lol the blue girls tits woble every time

[SuperElotesLocos]

They should make this anime for real!! I know I'd watch it :D

[marnell504]

WTF IS THIS!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

[mxyzptlk2010]

@marnell504 hentai?

[marnell504]

@mxyzptlk2010 lolicon hentai lol.

but is this even real? O.o

[NaruyashaXChisengan]

so...this is the shit travis watched...this is the reason he got out of money and bougth the beam katana..and decided to kill people for money...This game...Fucking ruels...tums up...

[ViolinSnowKid]

...Did Pedobear wrote, direct and produced this anime?!

[KillerKawaii]

@ViolinSnowKid

No, because pedobear likes lolis. These girls aren't lolis - lolis are flat-chested (it's part of their moe, people wouldn't mess with it even if they felt like drawing kids with boobs), even little Gooseberry, since she seems to be in the same class as the rest.

They just have moe faces is all ^w^

[akatsukiaurora123]

@ViolinSnowKid you know it! ;D

[instanttomen]

Aww, V for Victory frame @ 1:00

[RelVleDy]

@Craftlord8 I'd just print screen it, import it into Illustrator, then redraw over it via the pen tool. Since Illustrator automatically rasterizes everything, simply resize the redrawn image to the desired size. Could make for a nice wallpaper! :)

If you can though, try finding a higher quality image of 1:04, since this video's quality isn't the greatest. It's doable, but may as well make it easier on yourself.