How to get LAID on Valentines Day - xgobobeanx

[mail503]

Bitich what the fuck are you talking about!

[tag1989]

ive got a poem for this bitch....

suck my dick and keep quiet.

[ssjsolidsnake]

u need 2 reupload this plz. this is good stuff im missing.

[RealFutureStar33]

give up poetry bitch.

u r gay

hay hay hay

please stop ryming cuz you gay

[MR30cent1]

@RealFutureStar33 hahahahahahahhalmaolmaorofl

[RealFutureStar33]

@MR30cent1 =D

[jimcarry126]

I watched and enjoyed the video

[Raspout1981]

Oh...other part true about her video is when sh says " i want your legs and what's in between" the rest was useless...

[Raspout1981]

Only truth in this video is the part where she says: "Its ok to pay to get laid"

Least you get only what you need if you do it safely (rubber), whitout all the bullshit and you get it with a hotter chick then anyone can get in a bar cause 1: they are dead gorgeous and 2: they know damn well what they are doing.

Only women ill get laid with whitout paying is the one i will love, their stupid game just for a fuck...too complicated and cost as much in alcohol and restaurants then a whore does.

[coasteys]

@Raspout1981 thats pretty sad but true

[DoingSweden2007]

i don't even want to get laid anymore after watching this video

[BaybieeBeexox]

Wtf.

[SirianKings]

Violets are not blue.

[hzsurfer]

too much makeup....

[juanpablofx]

to have the audio match the video you must pay her for sex

[binladensassassin]

annoying voice :/

[eeriekyrie]

your face doesn't match your neck. it looks orange.

[elmoizsik]

haha ur pretty cute with the hat on back words ahah im 160 and 6 feet tall not fat hahah my complament not bad yay

[Ddubya77]

Lemme see them titties!!! Otherwise shut the fuck up!

[stelderhaiderman]

Your a bitch.

[zeb120]

SOUND LAG

SOUND LAG

SOUND LAG

SOUND LAG

[metamltwggloakp]

This is weird

[tomkozak01]

wtf> dumbass slut!

[DpLogan]

never pay or sex,,,why should you,,,her pussy aint worth more than your dick

[Tatsuyoujo]

This is sweet, hun!

[TheGameLord7]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,

You shove a dildo up your ass every night,

and every morning too.....

[IT3LLItLikeItIs]

you are lame1 die cunt!1

[JeffR458]

Sadly once again i get to be the one who has to burst many peoples bubbles...

Anyways, 1) It was a joke video, meant to be random, anyone who thinks otherwise has the IQ of a mentally challenged frog.

2) Doesn't matter how "Hot" she is, your not getting shit, no one wants to hear your fantasies.

3) Good job on the random part, though could've kicked it up more of a notch.

Lastly, flame me all you want, compu-nerdlingers, but at the end of the day your you, and well, i'm me. Hah. :)

[harvz66688]

yo yo yo... your a fuckin wank

[cunneto2912]

fuck you stupid whore, hope you end up beaten and raped in some gutter

[Famous21228]

how people think if you say YO YO YO in a deep voice your a gangsta? i don't think most gangstas do that.

[supremeson1]

your buff

[thevagitamins]

i think that sucks

sorry

[jimmervision]

that sucked.

i'd still tap that though.

[aardvarkiq]

One word... Hot

[DanielleMarie90]

wow shes a psycho cant you notice that?? she thinks shes so hot and funny.. but shes the exact opposite

[mikebrownhouse]

What's up with the sound? It's out of sync... Maybe I'm missing something...

[GarrethBlade]

Lol, that was cute.

5 stars and all that good jazz.

*poof*

[CreateCreateYours]

Fuck u cupid.Nex time i c him ima beat dat nigga.

[iluvjustincamacho]

lmao ur pretty

[sethdollar3773]

wow, a hot girl whos sunny perfect combination!

[0tolerence1]

roses are red voilets are blue open ur legs and show me ur view

[petrolhead85]

damm be my valentine get some scottish in ya *wink*

[rxjosh1]

id do ya

[Michaeltanase]

In my opinion girls are hot between 16-30 years old, after that your stuck with them.

[hambuk]

thats why you keep fucking them till there 30 and not get married during that time

bachelor for life

[bigrichy87]

aman to dat lol

[vickx69]

Beautiful lady. Very funny.

[carlitoparadise]

You are Beautifull Jill

and Sweet and Funny

[catfish4975]

I bet you give a pretty good blow j.

[FrEeRiDeMtB23]

bj bj bj bj bj from you :D

[TranceAddict2088]

you'r hot

[serithinall]

tits or gtfo

[eatsleepplaysccr]

lmao

[eatsleepplaysccr]

lmao

[wildbloodydragon]

rofl

[Howie262]

Shes pretty hot though lol, :P

[CapYowAss]

not even funny thax sux!

[Kristiniaisawsome]

dude that aint funny cant even beliebe my friend told me it was cuz it aint but i like ur other videos tho!

[juankFTW]

this is stupid

[enemy88]

you are not funny

[carlitoparadise]

You are the Best Flower (!)

Love the Colour on your Eyes !

[stormerthe1]

I guess you must be tired of all of your comments from perverts on the internet

[blacklickorich]

i want to lay u babe pleeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssseee!!!

[deffjeff37]

i want to cuddle with you and give you a throat massage.

[yeahmeht]

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[carlitoparadise]

Mmmmm..that eyes...i love them (!)

[iamdeeplytrying]

i want to fuck her from behind

[brnleague99]

Women have no trouble getting laid. That's because every guy who's been nice to them since they were 12 has wanted to bang them. Men are the ones who have to bust their asses and play all the games (that I might add, are all biased against men to start with). Grrrr...the games suck. The insanity sucks. Why bother?

[litesaber22]

I like ur split personas

[MasterYoung972]

I think I dated that Mandy girl once.

[Bobzeaux]

A better man would be hard to find when seeking the man of your dreams. Yet I am constantly declined by every woman on Earth, it seems. I care, I talk, I listen, I groom, all that women claim to seek. Do all these qualities spell my doom? I tell you, it's all so weak. Instead of being loved, I'm shunned and ignored and placed in the Friends-Only pile, but being here leaves me down and bored. Sadly, I'm going to be here a while. Single without any prospect, tell me why women deserve my respect.

[rcguy911]

Respect is earned, so don't give it unless it is. Well, seems like you need to change your ways since you've already figured out that they don't work. So, try something different next time. Stop trying to be what they say they want you to be. Just be yourself, if it means being an asshole sometimes, then thats what your gonna be. Try it, u got nothing to lose.

[catfish4975]

This girl is hot. Shes probably a cock tease though.

[Bobzeaux]

A reality most probable.

[charliedontsurf70]

your ripping off sprickets24-its not working.youre no karen.

[katrat3]

ill lay you

[Trevorfire]

gay soooo gay

[360rears]

never tell a woman u love her if u dont meen it and yo on v day alls u have to do is stay sober 4 last call its a sure thing paggers cant be choosers

[RRV85]

i lol'd

this was hilarious

[iphm]

That's hilarious!!! "I want your legs and what in between!!!"

[Fit4aktion]

Leave in the gum, Beanx

[esdevil4u]

i didn't even get to see your chest...

[sugerice100]

nice.

[patm69037]

giggity giggity

[AnacondaHL]

purple eyeshadow... even doing guy impersonations... too too funny

[thugmaster77]

ROFL!!! WOW

[paddycake5201]

that was great,if i were single,i would use your advice.lmao.you rock.

[mcflamethrowers6]

Who needs to watch this?? If you no how to have sex then!! But that girl is hot! To her: Do you want to get fucked?

[gusgusanogustavo]

Algun dia envejeceras. Pero por lo mientras te digo que eres muy hermosa.Ignoro si entiendes el mensaje. Porque yo tambien no se ni de lo que hablas.

[Jim4575]

You don't need to get laid how about just making love( intense ). You won't have any problems there.Yes you do look like Toni Collette only better looking naturally.Keep the videos coming. Ha Ha Ha

[GotGame3636]

You might get laid if you put a bag over your head .....your nasty. No wonder you can't get laid.

[MIGZFIGZ]

huh?....You're stupid!

[meggiemeg86]

You look like Toni Collette.

[Hexy69]

B0000bs!

[Jakeypantz]

Seventy three words;

U are hilarious

[nicolenice1218]

fuckin halarious

[mebee415]

ahhh MAKEUP LINE

[xXdealwithitXx]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Get in the backseat.

I want to fuck you.

lol.

[hexagonremtetilla]

u are soooo hooot

[hexagonremtetilla]

u are soooo hooot

[corpuswow]

Hehehe, Good job!

Cute. LMAO... some what. LOL.

Cheers, CorpusTV.

[Phoenixfan77]

Alright video. Didn't really teach me anything I didn't already know. I guess I'll have to wait til I have a career or become a famous writer before I can flaunt money to impress a chick. I ain't got money and I already failed Stunt 101.

[shaftlamer]

"impressing a lady"? there is no ladies anymore! only whores and bitches! u better impress me with ur impersonation of a lady!!

[jordan4270]

Um.....?

[CodyTHEsk8er]

My friend want to get laid BUT...when he talks to girls it comes out like this.....ba ha guu jaa haa ha moo

LMFAO

[skiingisgoodforyou]

If you were my only opportunity to get laid I'd opt for celibacy.

[cooksterz]

i said i wouldnt watch another Vday - but then you had to get all gangsta on me!! LOL nice!

[alex8039]

Roses are red violets are blue if you suck me dry ill lick you clean

[UNSOF]

this bitch is sexy, nice eyes mami

[MasterYoung972]

That was a stereotype. My trailer smells like beer and fish.

[m1yagi]

You dont a how to fuck you... you pay her to leave.

[Scooter2Putt]

Valentine's Day's SUCK...CHICKS are the reason usually TOO (us poor GUYS, we do the WHOLE thing UP right, reservations for dinner in the City, the tix2the Comedy club,& reserve the BnB on the beach)...what does SHE do? Stays at WORK because the place is under "revue" by the State!

Bee-awtch!

[mattyker]

yes, it can be quite the shitty day

[BADDOG79T]

ive just been reading some of your responses, and shit theres some proper dick heads out there you must get sick of some of them , were not all like that you know , great vid aswell

[xxYPAxx]

that violet eye shadow doesn't look good on you...

[GCRams2]

Wow, Jill nice video. if I had a girlfriend I will call her up and ask her to see what she has planed then I will ask her if she like a nice dinner cooked by me or go out for dinner,a nice movie, and knowing I am with a person I love. I will also give her some roses and a kiss spend time with her.

[GlamourIsMyWay]

u should really wear a lighter foundation.. lol

[thatsboss]

She's funny lol.

[Lawson2765]

You gonna fuck me

[FlowingGeisha]

These Valentine's Day videos make me feel better being single.

[getinshape10960]

How many guys have you gave blow jobs to?

[HybridGirl23]

you've got pretty eyes

[squirrelywrath2]

Your so very very romantic lol

seriously

[dbr3usa]

haha, hey! im def. suscribing!!!!

[Rallscrawls]

nice video, it made me laugh, I think I'll actually subscribe

[wink12345]

i'm subscribing. great vid.

[JamCol]

Hey Jill, funny video! The flowers and candy worked for me this Valentine's Day... ;-).

JamCol

[barnmaster98]

your so sexy

[bigtymer32]

haha nice video

[MadShroomer]

Some places you can pay for sex all the time! :)

[freshmojito]

is that some commercial stuff? what was the name of that youtube girl again that turned out to be fake?

[iheartslug]

Happy Valentine's Day!!! Aaaw man, I didn't even get a #4 special this year.

[redwingsman1987]

shes hot!

[glitchesandglitter]

you need your eyes checked. ;(

[redwingsman1987]

are you gay?

[Yousignhere]

drool

[CORADOSP]

Gobobeanlicious... I know how to eat a cake...

Thank you and good luck...

[shortythaostab]

Pretty funny hope it works thanks alot

[DeadAirSpace88]

Please rate me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadAirSpace88]

You're so annoying... no offense.

But why do people feel the need to desperately try get recognition by posting their annoying fucking blogs on youtube.

[Nicktm93]

exactly,everyone {usually insecure females}

[eriod]

roses are red, the grass is green, i want your legs and wats in beetween. hahahaha

[projectblogsphere]

So... basically trying to get laid on Valentine's Day is like trying to get laid on any other day? Wine, dine, smooth talks... or, if all else fails, cash?

LOL! Kidding. Sorta. ;-)

[ifxman]

Awesome vid...You are very Sexy and Funny...I really enjoyed this! So it's okay to pay for sex today huh? lol

Happy VD Sweet Face,

Tony

[hrecka]

You put hot makeup. Well accented eyes.

Looking Hot:-) H V D!

[zven001]

What a cheeky thing you are.

[whirk]

good won jill

[DarkDemonicMari]

Wow. Lol! Awesome!

[brockizdabom99]

your eyes

they're very... purple

[crazyamber0]

lol

[xx1vivi1xx]

hey girls are not bimbos

[c0y0tx]

yeh most girls these days are bimbos I gave up on romantics long time ago.

[bangyboi111]

Will mandy me? =p

[papperXyxy]

I brought my bitch a set of knee pads so she can suck my dick

[edockettv]

Happy V Day Everyone ;)

PEACE

[johnnoAnt]

Here's a few pointers for valentines day. See my video

[50chau]

IAM GETTING LAID TONIGHT!

Lol

[sweatangel]

this was hilirous :D

[Seeknolig]

that sucked! but i would love for u to hold my gum!!

[wlada5]

Ohh my god, who let her out of her cage!!??

[Rudenewt]

Dear Jill,

1) nice Sxephil imatation with the hat and sweatshirt

2) Can I have Mandy's phone number?

3) Ur looking damn fine girl and I'm not even drunk! You're hair getting longer?

Luv Rude

or else.

[HistoricThirdWard]

Funny...

[Tranthum]

I'd like to get into your booty for VD

[jercc34]

Jill Im not being mean but I couldnt help but notice that your image on the valentines video looks alot like Timon from the Lion King.

[xgobobeanx]

hahaah who?

[jercc34]

You knw Timon. Timon the Meerkat and Pumba the warthog. Hakuna Matata!

[mentalelley]

mandy was hilarious!

[PAPERpltsONmyJAG]

this videos has more rates than views. how is that possible?

(1/5 from me)

[samuelbecket1977]

I believe that Youtube hasn't "posted" views since this morning.

[Freshlywashed]

lmao

[Ninja187Rules]

Hi xgobobeanx!

Here is some flowers, and some chocolates.

Can I have my present now?

I'll hold your gum

;-)

[Shawn11986]

LMFAO!! Nice opening, the only time it's ok to pay for sex. :p

Nice one!

[anthonyjkwan]

God made the world with a heart full of love,

Then He looked down from Heaven above, and saw that we all need a helping hand,someone to share with, who'll understand.

He made special people to see us through

The glad times and the sad times, too;

A person on whom we can always depend,

Someone we can call a friend.

Hey Jill, you feeling a little love for me yet? if not do you have the name and number of that blonde girl, i got some candy and flowers for her... LOL

[july7nyc]

lol! i hate valentines day. i've had one really great valentines day and one nightmear valentines day. every other valentines day has been nothing but a pain in the ass.

[petaboil]

i agree

[shadowwitch777]

I spend my vd babysitting my little cousin. I have it much worse than u. Trust Me!