Shit Fighters Say

[daltonboxer]

dude thats so funny working on my jits lol

[TheBarerOfBadNews]

Holier than thou attitudes are reserved for the ignorant, I see no difference in those mocking the problem and the problem itself

[Vakubli]

"How much do you weigh?," meaning "Yeah those 3 extra pounds must be why you beat me."

[504henrynola]

"i dont have any money, im just looking for a place to train" LOL

[LadyValerie]

Nice Candlemass sweater.

[MrHambone61]

It's so true

[TroySpartan247]

ISH!!!!! ISH!!!!!!ISH!!!!!!

[SheaGrubbs]

@TroySpartan247 Lol. This was my favorite, too.

[Pacman22Official]

looool @ 0:38 too much real life

[Relvolver64]

Oh my god I train soley on BJJ, but some of the guys are mma fighters and I hear pretty much everything that was in this video. Freaking amazing.

[TakingItToTheMMAT]

Believe it or not, since we posted this a few weeks back, we've had 3 "Yeah, I don't want to get into all this stuff, I don't want to pay you anything, I just want a place to train" and 1 "Yeah, no, I can't train today man, I've got fresh ink." ha ha

[xdonnix]

@TakingItToTheMMAT LOL

[Iwishiwerethird]

That was great hahaha.

[DevinS170]

This is retarded. Horrible.

[MrGogoman68]

hate when i fart while rolling haha its so awkward

[myownschadenfreude]

@MrGogoman68 Unfortunately it's not a training session until someone (usually me) passes gas, not really on purpose, but sometimes not accidentally. It's the high fiber diet. Seriously.

[ilovepooporn]

lol so true



[arctrooper86]

haha i do bjj and i always ask "wanna roll" =D

[damesy26]

had respect for you dudes before this video!

[carhaney]

I'm a fighter

[TheDavidtor]

I can't eat that, i gotta cut weight

[WillMister31]

I'm a fighter, incase you didn't hear!;D

[klepto0oe]

THIS is GAY.

[klepto0oe]

This is GAY.

[ydave82]

Maybe if he trained as much as he talked. He wouldn't be laughed at and be taken more seriously!

[nothing1551]

this is actually good lol

[oo0phantom0oo]

this is shit that kids who pretend to be fighters say

[MEK312456]

Even though it's disrespectful, I would like to do alot of these things in a video when visiting a gym one day. Dark Stupid Humor.

[Liegacy808]

Oh Im A Fighter

[gospodinkomarac]

@xXo9o295Xx da li su englezi toliko glupi da kada napisem "XAXAXAXAXA" da oni slovo "X" protumace kao IKS ?

[brandonrood19]

Silly!

[OLDMANBADGER]

haha mma kiss my ass and lick my balls

[iKarmzHD]

1:02 - Totally Been Working On My Jits "Taps Out :)

[kenseisato1989]

press 4

[MetalizedButt]

Asian Dan Henderson?

[JediJudas]

so good fighters think tapout is still cool? lol

[stkdillenger819]

mma is gay

[38kid415]

@stkdillenger819 YOU are gay

[deadheadbiker]

@38kid415 No, mma is pretty gay for the most part.. specific martial arts are cool.

[38kid415]

@deadheadbiker ok. tell any real mma fighter that they are gay and let me know how it works out for ya

[brittanym0636]

@38kid415 i highly doubt they'd do anything. They'd just laugh in their face and walk off :L

Everyone at my mma gym thinks people like that are hilarious.

[38kid415]

@brittanym0636 not at my gym... brazilians dont take kindly to shit talking. lol

[IBJ57]

@deadheadbiker like MC-won-Donalds?

[Shemywinks]

@deadheadbiker HADOKEN.

[irregularzero]

@stkdillenger819

I don't see how two big, sweaty dudes hugging on a mat could possibly look homosexual!

[1DirtyGrappler]

I have heard EVERY one of these... NO SHIT!!! Hahaha...

[DrrriftIt]

Guy A: You doin the tournament coming up?

Guy B: Yea man, I'm feelin soooo0o0o000oo good

-After the tournament...

Guy A: Why didn't you do the tournament?

Guy B: Well, I had to do this thing for work and hang out with my wife

[CardonaJason]

@DrrriftIt

lol... YOU ARE SO DAMN CORRECT!!!

[dragonfist25]

@DrrriftIt lol

[gospodinkomarac]

XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA It is sad how someone conceited THAT THIS IS A FIGHTER

[xXo9o295Xx]

@gospodinkomarac ako vec pises na engleskom ,napisi ''haha'' a ne ''xaxa''

[XMMAFANX]

As someone who used to train, this is pretty spot on lmao :D

[mrco74]

I never understand why people do

ESH ASIDJUANSDIJAAAAAARGHHHH ARGHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHH

when hitting the bag or pads

[TheMarc127]

@mrco74 regulate breathing

[gottawachit]

I'm a fighter. hahahaha

[LIFEasEDDIE]

Phhhhh....IT WAS THE MAT.....LMAO!!! NICE!

[BKsMassive]

99% of the people in the UFC are like this guy

[shinsoffury]

@BKsMassive in the ufc? or in the ufc crowd?

[TrenTonStackZ]

You should change the title to Shit "Rednecks that watch too much UFC" say... I know alot of em

[Shonem]

"I don't have any money, I don't have a job, I'm just looking for a place to train"

That one should be "many fighters say".

At least at first. lol

[venusdatura1]

Hiiiiilarious!!!!

[Dtrollmancan]

Yeap this is the 80% of the new UFC champs

[alessio95771]

awesome

[fightcoremma]

@Aimi98 we respect your honesty haha. Kiser

[BenjaminSamedi]

So....accurate.....

[jiniton]

totally been workin on my jits.. lol taps out

[aznheat87]

when's open mat lol

[badboysaim123]

great !

[KillerCroconaw]

Im a fighter!

WA HA HA HA

[14miki]

Good try but yogi chick talks better shit !!

/watch?v=IMC1_RH_b3k

[jajbee]

what a true video

[PrestonBludworth]

Spot on guys!!!

[shorinroo]

Wow, how did you guys get zach galifianakis? Awesome. :-)



[kelly980]

Brian does the straight man bit pretty well

[Aimi98]

Dude, you look so fucking badass and sexy with that beard and the new hair cut. And I'm a guy. And I'm not gay at all, just very sincere :D

[hotpotofcoffee7]

I farted once doing jumps over people.. hilarious

[poneyboymiller]

"I don't have any money, I don't have a job", "When is open mat" and "Fauxhawk" hilarious. Great stuff.

[prestonhocker]

How can you dislike this?!?

[nodnarb3187]

Hesh!

[hebronsawyers]

lol!

[josh1212121]

i actually farted once when a guy got the knee on belly on me.

[ThOutRider2]

whats wrong with wanna roll?

[kenseisato1989]

lol @ 0:14

wanna roll?

the guy in the backround rolls

[sregi22]

Please, make more of these!

[Shinji91]

Fresh ink one had me weak haha.

[ramos0710]

man was this funny

[tigga1723]

I gotta say...this is so true...heard so many of those before.....too damn funny

[hotpopcorncake]

Shit fighter is awesome lol

[kenapowers]

WOW. that's awesome. I think I've heard almost everyone of those at the gym

[fightcoremma]

oh thats a good one

[henrooo]

adding another cliché, "I don't pick my opponents, I'll fight anyone they put in front of me"

[noraac]

i want to "like" this more - but i can only click it once ;/ gj guyzzzz

[kenseisato1989]

this makes me look very stupid LOL

[dragonfist25]

hahaha good stuff

[StuartJones3]

lmaoooo

[forrestang]

LOL

[MERVILLE3]

You guys should check out the "I am fighter" videos on Youtube

[thatguysketch1]

damn he is so right lol

[fightcoremma]

great idea fookiemonster. "KEEP YOUR HANDS UP!"

[sacramentocqc]

You should do one with Sensei Paulson - "Shit Coaches Say".

[ThOutRider2]

i love the title lol xD

[fightcoremma]

I'm going to get a tiger tattoo and a faux hawk.

[migraine516]

I hate farting when I roll.

[Dragonsongful]

@migraine516

LOL!!!!



[streetdreamz210]

@migraine516 thats how i tap people

[LUCASviaKIMURA]

@migraine516 i farted today while rolling... it was grand

[TakingItToTheMMAT]

@LUCASviaKIMURA We respect your honesty.

[reaperofgenocide]

@migraine516 yeah man the worst is when its a loud noticeable fart. Ive done it before and ppl pretend like they dont hear it but i know they hear it.. and sometimes smell it haha

[JohnsonRoid]

@migraine516 It happens all too often :S

[fightcoremma]

LMAO

[hopufi]

Just great!

[yared94]

hahahaha

[luchador1764]

Ya make another one with Paulson!!!

[bondsan]

pmsl, love it

[fookiemonster]

That was great- make sure you get Erik Paulson in the next ones!

[streetdreamz210]

lmao i cant roll today i just got fresh ink!!!!

[ZendiFerzauli]

Make more videos like this one