Milton Jones - For One Night Only

[manidar1977]

could someone please help me. i did not get the Good book joke. thanks.

[Gsusrocks4eva]

Brilliant comedy, and it's so nice to see such an appreciative audience enjoying it!

[mvies77]

So refreshing to hear a clean comedian who does not rely on the same old stale bathroom or sex so-called comedy. It takes real creativity to have variety in an act.

[TheSentientSpaghetti]

You know, I ACTUALLY missed the like button :/

[amusicalnarwhale]

i don't get the sorry jean bit



[MultiShakira26]

This is a great selection of milton hones

[lars7son]

the guys a true star ... only stewart francis can cant compete with this dude

[GunnersUnited123]

i dont get the joke at 2:15 :/ help me?

[Fireslave1]

@GunnersUnited123 The doorman said sorry "They assume he means no jeans" your all wearing trainers. Its a twist.

[dksam07]

i dont get the "i didnt know where the next meal was coming from" joke :/

[dksam07]

ooooh as in u cant wear jeans ;) loool i get i now

[dksam07]

Auction man lmfao.........thanks uncle ben pmsl ahahahaha...!! and the jean bit was funny!! jus dont get the nightclub bit

[Chaddersman]

He's an absolute genius and my favourite comedian, but he repeats the same jokes when he does his shows, have you noticed?

[universalfleece]

The guy is a genius!

[raggedcamel]

i dont get the jean one...

[Nebirias]

@raggedcamel A lot of nightclubs won't let you in if you're wearing jeans.

[LadyOpenshaw]

I love his crazy hair :') 

[Jameson3632]

HAHAHAHA! I love how at 2:10 ish the audience think they know the punchline of the "Jean" joke lmao!

[acippico]

@Jameson3632 Yeah, it's great how he struggles manfully while waiting to deliver the *real* punch line!

[UltimaJay5]

@acippico Actually, I think that's part of the act when he brings them in.

[DarKdoggo]

@acippico that is actually the real punch line, he has done it on other shows aswell with the exact same answer.

[curtisgau]

I dont get the jean one

[ipolson]

@curtisgau: It used to be (and maybe still is) a rule in some nightclubs that you can't come in if you are wearing jeans. So its what nightclub bouncers say at the door 'No Jeans'

[xxrebel2uxx]

He thinks of stuff the average human being wouldn't even dream up

[TheGingaSlayer]

His hair!

[jpjpd]

auction man :L

[cm1ab]

Magic

Would love to find video of my favourite joke of all time that he told

On mock the week they were disrespect ing cherie Blair

He interrupted and said

Ah cherie Blair

Did you know that cherie is not actually her first name ... It's her middle name

Her first name is actually chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim

[188043]

I couldn't stop laughing even before he starting speaking. This guy just looks like a comedian. How can you take someone with hair like that seriously???

[jazzevans]

He lookss like a bewildered hedgehog...

[cheatseaker]

Milton Jones, Stuart Francis and Hugh Denis are my new fav comedians

[manukickars]

Notice no dislikes how could you not like this legend??

[STYLINGman]

he repeats himself sooo much though, that is the opening to every single one of his acts

[theoneandonlysmack]

I've been a fan of his for the past 10 years, it's so good to finally see him getting recognition, his wordplay is fantastic.

[acippico]

@theoneandonlysmack: I agree completely. A lot of people dismiss his material as being too simple but it's very cleverly crafted and that's what I marvel at.

[AngelicusImmortus]

@acippico It is simply superb! Pure genius, and there is no one like him at all!

[mandragorra]

@acippico And it takes a tremendous amount of effort to not rely on racial or scatological humor. He's a genius in that he doesn't fall to most comedian's safety-latch of being mean.

[acippico]

@mandragorra So true.

[SorrowfulSilence94]

milton jones is easily my favourite stand up comedian.

[TheNachoFTW]

Mock the week.

If this is the answer, what is the question.

"47"

Milton Jones "How many magic biscuits are left on the magic biscuit tree"

[iheartnizmojoe]

i'd love to see this guys wardrobe :D

[eduern]

His hair is legendary

[Trinitykill]

the only guy who can walk on stage with that hair and no-one questions why XD

[duranidol]

I don't get the rice one

[acippico]

@duranidol Take a look at unclebens . com/rice

[kevindagod]

@duranidol Uncle Ben makes rice duhhhh

[MATTTHEMOP]

@duranidol

uncle bens is a famous brand in the uk that make rice.

[Deanbass77]

@MATTTHEMOP It must be based in the UK then? We have it in the US as well.

[dksam07]

@duranidol uncle ben's is a product which makes rice etc n he's saying his uncle is called ben

[TheMiner225]

@duranidol uncle ben is a brand of rice.

[captaingoatbeard7]

Idiot ITV1 audience ruined the usually flawless jean joke, by turning it into a fucking pantomime!!

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

He's my hairstyle icon... And I'm a 14 year old girl.

[squishy3000]

His hair is EPIC

[moekanz]

@iamaladycanyousaveme

legend is a legend of a word!

[ekdantus]

awkward unfunny jokes

[jackbutton169]

i dont get the sorry jean bit?

[acippico]

@jackbutton169: Take a look further down the comments. You'll find a couple of explanations there.

[underclangers]

@jackbutton169 "sorry, no jeans"

[JonsFitness]

@jackbutton169 They normally say no jeans, which are their names. But instead he says no trainers :)

[Georgeous129]

@JonsFitness and also sometimes, maybe normally as well, trainers are banned as well to give the joke some truth in it, he always says the truth in his jokes and that is another reason why i respect him highly

[marymungoandmidge]

saw him last week at the comedy carnival!!! so so funny!!! although i managed to show myself up laughing too much at his cake gag!!

classic!

chestyx

[marymungoandmidge]

saw him last week at the comedy carnival!!! so so funny!!! although i managed to show myself up laughing too much at his cake gag!!

classic!

chestyx

[Tomymdobson]

The most fantastic hair ever !

[SuckMyCurry]

@iamaladycanyousaveme Hmm yeah, my typo of missing out the final f on stuff really makes me seem suuuuuper childish.  Get a life you tit.

[eliseyrorejynal]

I just pulled this clip to an mp3 file at that site mp4ify .

[wizztay]

sublime material

[acippico]

Yeah, puns and wordplay don't get much better than Milton's.

[BLESSINGISNOTACRIME1]

i dont get the jean one. please help

[acippico]

Are you familiar with the dress code in some British night clubs?

[BLESSINGISNOTACRIME1]

not really. can you explain

[acippico]

If you wear jeans to some British night clubs you'll be turned away by the bouncer saying 'Sorry, no jeans'.

Milton's joke catches you off-guard by taking you down that route and blocking it.

You *think* he's going to say "Sorry, no jeans' (because of all his relatives called Jean who have turned up at the night club). That would normally be a joke in itself, but he tricks you by picking on something else which is forbidden in night clubs too: trainers (sneakers/running/sports shoes).

[nwoiscom1ng]

Thanks you made that joke, allot less funny now.

[acippico]

Sorry, but if people ask, I do like to help out.

[mcsammer4]

there is a name forthe techniche its called the pullback reveal something milton is a legend at :D

[DaveyL1954]

@acippico

Hey dear friend, in British night clubs the dress code can be the refusal of denim jeans...hence the joke, (implied...) no jeans, however 'no trainers' creates the gag.

Best wishes, Dave The Englishman....top hole!!

[acippico]

Isn't that exactly what I said! :-)

[rarebutgreat]

Milton was a star on Mock the week . Hes an obvious choice to replace Frankie Boyle on the panal. The guy's a genius

[jismith1989]

Agreed.

[ferguspaterson93]

@rarebutgreat *panel

[SuckMyCurry]

His stuf on mock the week was legend

[GroucherMarx]

yeh it was!

[ECHBlackthorn]

i lol'd - just finished watching the latest Mock Of The Week and looked him up - he's proper funny :D

[Bladette85Zoe]

Thats exactly what i did =D

he's amazing isn't he ahaha

[mooners40]

that's my hair in the morning

[TheMrDilettante]

Uses a lot of the same material, has done for some time. Very good though.

[dickieboy8]

he sure was class

[Oscar301]

Mock the Week - Milton was class

[RedMist1972]

lol yea man he was class on MtW tonight

[RedMist1972]

gonna rip & upload the 'job' scene tomorrow if no one else does :)

[WindowsSleven]

Yes he was!

[flimpkin4]

Looking as he does ... he should really stick to radio!

[keaney33]

hahaha "thanks uncle ben"

[fascistamericadotnet]

christ thats one hideous jumper

[cabalineC]

I love this guy XD

Hilarious!!

[highway1720]

Yeah definately exaggerating still good though

[Tweezer332]

Thanks for posting this! I really love this one!