Making Coconut Bread. part 1_2

[taylorbrontario]

its a common misconception that not many animals can open coconuts

[Peckham2010]

Your insane.

[happysidd]

DUDE THERE ARE MANY MANY ANIMALS THAT CAN OPEN COCONUTS. AND HOW CAN YOU COOK IN THAT KITCHEN AND NOT DIE FROM THE PLAGUE OR SOME NASTY BACTERIA THAT KITCHEN IS DIRTIER THEN SOME OF THE WORST GAS STATION BATHROOMS I'VE SEEN.

[EpicFailGirl]

Oh, troll science...

[anthonylb5252]

Your house is fucking filthy

[BiNeko]

I like how idiots crowded in the comment section to dickfight Lol

[ragdolledz]

This guy's the funniest motherfucker ever!

[Upuroade]

hikikomori first class

[YoshinoYosh]

You know, you guys laugh at him.

But wait until there's an out-of-control car careening towards you and you survive by pulling on your foot and flying out of the way.

[cheeselover223]

This man obviously has never heard of physics

[bigpaprot]

Problem gravity?

[theperfectsoldier]

i honestly think instead of taking out the katana, you should take out some cleaning supplies. your house is nasty

[crossandcrown]

LOOOOL there are many animals that can break coconuts.

[parthenocarpySA]

@crossandcrown Oh wow, thanks the for analysis dr. mcscience zoology, I bet you feel real smart for knowing more about coconuts than the average person. you probably really impress the girls when you tell them all the different animals you can name that are able to open coconuts

[crossandcrown]

@parthenocarpySA And im sure they love your shit stain you call a house.

[parthenocarpySA]

@crossandcrown Give it up you dope, I'm not the narrator, I just archive these videos. You're part of the dickhead minority that doesn't understand the beauty in front of you, so just leave

[crossandcrown]

@parthenocarpySA relax, you started this :P I just simply pointed out that animals who posses the ability to break a coconut, if you werent the hoarder in this video I doubt you'd take so much offense to that :|

you could have just not said anything back to put light on my opinion, or atleast something a tad less rude ahaha.

[FloribraskaAve]

@crossandcrown No you just dont understand the history behind these videos and of Masao himself. Its you who is looking like a complete idiot the more you write.

[ThePizzaDeliveryBoy]

@crossandcrown Hahaha, you're hilarious, sounding like you know what you're talking about. No, Parthenocarpy is not the person in these videos; though the person in these videos represents the epitome of humanity and something we should all be striving to achieve.

[crossandcrown]

@ThePizzaDeliveryBoy here all week :D

[RealTalkification]

@parthenocarpySA

Your a retard. This guy needs help

[MAKEGOTOP]

@crossandcrown you're retarded lol you actually thought it was the guy who made the video posting this here what a dumbfuck hahahaha

[crossandcrown]

@parthenocarpySA ps rage less next time, was just saying.

[crossandcrown]

@parthenocarpySA pps I think id rather shit in my own hands than use your toilet.

[BigJuicyx3]

@crossandcrown

Yes, but can they break them with katanas?

[mahchymk93]

WTF is going on!

[Zzulu2]

Did you shoot this video in a dump?

[Azuresong]

this is filth

[amorasaki]

He seems like one of those guys who never makes a good decision

[xThizu]

: I dont know what the guy who invented coconuts was thinking.

[SilkyP]

this thing is all dirty **wipes katana on jeans**

i would do the same fucking thing

[kds242]

it's the kind of secret people kill for

[tonynevada]

Coconut milk...it's called coconut milk. It's a thing.

[Markanis]

Remember kids: If you get into an accident with your car...RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU FUCKING CAN cause that bitch will blow up! It does that on purpose so that you HAVE to buy a new one! Fucking capitalist pigs!

[BlackMasterRoshi]

coconut crab

[royallthefourth]

aghh wearing crocs its so perfect

[royallthefourth]

pls clena your kitchen

[DetectiveKidd]

Without humans there would be no reason for coconuts to exist because who could possibly open one that is also an animal or even like a smart bird or fish?

IMPLYING MONKEYS CAN'T OPEN IT LOL

[ShabbelleTiger]

Coconuts go rotten so that you have to buy more, its a capitalist conspiracy!

[OutOfMyMindsHD]

When he said trying to lift yourself and fly by lifting your feet my brain hurt thinking about that actually being possible.

[envolol]

did he die

[NOAHofDEATH]

2:58 haahahaahaaa

[hojima]

This is the impetus for me signing up for an SA account.

[SAdudeguy]

Jesus christ are you on mushrooms? Based on your gravity lecture...

[Scarecrow23]

god damn clean your house you cunt

[homenucleonics]

I expected him to try and open it gracefully like any other nerd would, but I was not surprised to see him flail it around like a madman to get it out of the sheath. Oh Masao.

[koniginator]

Something rotten? In a kitchen that clean? I don't believe it.

[alvez1]

Epic coconut opening skills.

[KaiserTota]

Yeah, let's not let the katana get dirty, that would be horrible.

Canadian K-Pilkers?

[Oblivionthoraxia]

why does it not suprise me that he has a katana. under his sink no less

[AnorexicCTurtle]

Paper towels: Proper Katana Care

[immortalass]

the thing i find most bizarre about this actually would be the kitchen being right next to the toilet. how weird is that??

[Brickwalker]

It's all wetty...

[kjuarez29]

I have a katana under my sink for when I need it for cooking as well.

[malepiersi]

this guy is the most disgusting slob i've ever seen! nice katana though.

[guitardude12345]

monkeys can break coconuts...

[buggerm4n]

@guitardude12345 no u

[dryadivine]

I dunno what the guy who invented coconuts was thinking..

[Ersatzbee]

nice shoes, man

[MDUMANOVIC]

HOLY SHIT I'M LEVITATING!

[cheezecake888]

The purpose of coconuts is not to be eaten by humans, their purpose is to stay intact and GROW MORE PALMS you moron!

[milkygear]

@cheezecake888 go to hell

[destroyer5656]

why the fuck does he think that car makers make sure cars explode to make u buy more cars

[FartMasterLordofFart]

If only Masaokis knew that the true way to fly is to throw yourself at the ground and miss...

[TalksWithDirt]

..... Where did I put that katana? ... .Oh there it is!

[drvingwithin]

This looks like the kitchen at my old apartment. Memories....

[antisocialgirlcom]

drugs bad.

[ZukeMan007]

hahahahhaa what the fuck?

dude's crazy.

i love him, but he's crazy.

[BOTCHED]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[suumr]

Are you fucking stoned or what

[ijustvid]

Y'KNOW?

[YakattakExit]

@ijustvid I FUCKING KNOW.