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  • hahahha childish gambino!

    

  • I actually would have had a hard time finding this video if the comments didn't consist of direct quotes from the video.

  • SIr you need to put on a shirt you are a water fowl hahahaha

  • "alvin just do this" "Im NOT going back to jail" lmao

  • Rofl Awkward hand job

  • I think I'm just gonna quit

  • lol the chipmunks was the best

  • 2:34 - After years of dealing with his alcoholism, the stress of the Cherry Bomb breakup causes Beverly and Howard to finally have it out. :)

  • Holy Fucking Shit it's a dinosaur, wants to see you in his office.

    

  • this video sucks....it doesnt even have a sexy orange in it

  • "ok... i think im just gonna quit" hahaha

  • holy shit... that grizzly bear sounded like the fucking devi O_o

  • 3:26 lmfao

  • Hi is this papa johns lmao

  • CAN EVERYONE STOP SAYING I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE?!?! ITS SO ANNOYING!!!

    Women and duck in domestic despute, wants to see you in his office. Lmao

  • @computerfreek1234 quoting videos that everyone just watching is fucking annoying to. SO IS CAPS.

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  • I wish the theme of Jurassic Park was my boss

  • My boss used to give it to me, then i took an arrow to the knee!

  • French police sirens wants to see you in his office.

  • A lot of offices in a room xD

  • the ending was worth it

  • Kevin is a fuck up.

  • Anyone else google "Awkward Handjob" after?

  • This must have been a really fun skit to write.

  • It's cuz he black ant it

  • Real Life Situation #10

    You get called into your bosses office, and he's really giving it to you. Now, what you're gonna wanna do is start mugging him to give you a raise so you can buy crack.

  • the whole wrist control thing is getting old really. it just goes to show that your not a real fan of derrick comedy. you'd comment on each video with comments pertaining to the video if you were an actual fan

  • @LaoDiceanable well I think what you're missing is wrist control.

  • @corijay13

    i'm missing neck control so i can strangle you in your sleep

  • @LaoDiceanable Jokes on you, I don't sleep... or have a neck.

  • almost worth the 240p

  • watched him before he was chidlish gambino :)

  • lool i need a man

  • Man wht happened did you guys quit or wht, it wud b amazing if y'all made videos again cuz all of dem r hilarious

  • i mean you could just use your mouth

  • this one sucked

    

  • an old favorite

  • wtf is wrist control can someone please explain to me

  • @superman1113215

    its really a self defense tactic hahah

  • my god every Derrick Comedy ive seen has a top comment complaining about people talking about wrist control

  • 3 Elvis impersonators ordering in a restaurant where the kitchen is out of a lot of stuff wants to see you in his office.

  • He must have gone through that door quite a few times. 

  • hey it sounds to me like wetreallday needs to get wrist control.

  • After his failed office job Kevin went to film school where he met Melanie.....

  • After his failed office job, Kevin went to film school. It was was there that he me Bethany....

  • lool I am new here and i can be shy and nasty too

  • kevin is wearing chuck ...T.G.O.D.

  • 3:39

  • lol slow and painful death wants to see you in his office......"I think im just gonna quit"

  • "I'm not going back to jail!"

  • get wrist control!!!!!!

    then pull out ur gun!!!!

  • This would actually be a great improv game! :D

  • Quoting a line from the skit to get cheap thumbs ups wants to see you in his office.

  • @MrHatsworth I want to have your babies :D

  • @MrHatsworth Ok, I think I'm just going to quit

  • @MrHatsworth ironic.......

  • @MrHatsworth people turning comment cliches into comment cliches wants to see you in his office

  • i dont know about u, but i wanna see wat alvin and the chipmunks do.

  • John Williams is the MAN

  • so sharing fantasies and if possible put them into practice

  • is..is this papa johns?

  • best fucking video

  • @wetreallday you musta lost wrist control

  • anyone else thinking "WTF"

  • you know i watched this back in 06 and trying to figure this video. here i am 5 years later still trying. i love derrick's comedy but this is jsut confusing.

  • That made no sense, but it was still pretty funny.

  • GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY THATS A JOLT

  • OH, YALL DONE STUCK ME WITH A NEEDLE!

  • 1:57 XD

  • You def need wrist control if your boss happens to be an awkward handjob.

  • Why do they all share the same office?

  • The kid from greatest frakout ever wants to see you in his office

  • i wish theme from jurassic park was my boss

  • Dude where the fuck do you work?,cause you have a list of shitty bosses

  • Real life situation #23, the same number of people that liked a muggers comments. hating on a hilarious joke. First thing you do............................­.................SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE. then once the mugger is dead, maybe get wrist control, it'll be easier on a dead person.

  • the chipmunks part sounded like foamy, LOL

  • Donald Glover dislike this 838 times.

  • F-nine-dizzy-crizzy-pray-fizzy­-nizzy sent me here 

  • GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY!

  • This is hilarious! i love how everytime they have to call the guy sitting literally half a step away from them lol

  • thats what she said ;)

  • Kevin should have gotten wrist control

  • well they say not to do this but I did write the great gatsby so...

  • lol allvin and the chimpmucks find out dave hung himself LOL

  • clever girl @ jurassic park theme

  • His pants are brown in case he poops his pants again.

  • WHO REALLY COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF HAHA

  • holy fucking shit, its a dinosaur, what theee fuuuuuck?

  • i read somebody's comment about this being the funniest one, but that was around the 35th second.

    When they got to Darth Vader, I was dyin laughin.

  • GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, THATS A JOLT!

  • The most funniest one! I couldn't stop laughing! Oh my god, you guys kill me!

  • i wish i had this job... :(

  • i love how there wearing chucks to work.

  • i swear, every single Derrick Comedy video ive seen has the same top comments "get wrist control". Jesus, this is getting old

  • @wetreallday Try Chaning It Than. Get Wrist Control, Then You Need To Pull Out Your Gun.

  • @wetreallday whats the wrist control thing anyways?

  • @morelliSS "Self Defense"

  • @wetreallday who needs wrist control

  • @wetreallday you know whats annoying. the top comments are no longer about wrist control. its comments about wrist control comments. like yours. its worse than the wrist control problem. you are basically one of those people who shhh other people, and the shhhhers become more annoying than the shhhees. but now i have commented about your comment about another comment about wrist-control... INCEPTION!!!!

  • @wetreallday Sounds to me like you should get some wrist control on these comments.

  • @wetreallday in order to stop those comments appearing your gonna want to get wrist control.

  • @wetreallday amen

  • @wetreallday maybe because wrist control is something we as a human race use to save our selves from many situations. so we express it in comedy and irl. or atleast me when i see a mugger.

  • @wetreallday well maybe you should get wrist control

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  • ....i think im gonna just quit

  • Lol you could do it with your mouth...

  • i want theme of jurassic park to be my boss ._.

  • "I don't wanna go back to jail!" haha

  • great googly moogly thats a jolt

  • "Get outta heeeeere!"

    "Sir im gonna need you to put on a shirt, you ARE a water foul!!!!!!"

  • you need to put a shirt on, sir you are a water fowl

  • 829 people wants to see you in their office.

  • @kaisean95 fuck

  • awkward handjob made me pull a Jerry

  • why are there so many self defense jokes ?

  • @AMartinez0531 Watch the Self Defense episode.

  • @scentasia I know, i did -_________-

  • The F. Scott Fitzgerald part :D

  • am i the only one that would love to work in that office?

  • The guy who plays Kevin is also the first boss hes also james brown

  • The guy who plays Kevin is also the first boss

  • i dont' get this...

  • @theazn07 they're just supposed to random situations. thats why its funny.

  • That was a good F Scott Fitzgerald refrence old sport.

  • you could do it with your mouth

  • Googly Moogly thats a jolt!

  • 34789264 is not a real number lol

  • damn it kevin this report is a sack of bullshit lol

  • SIR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO PUT ON A SHIRT, YOU ARE A WATER FOWL

  • Mush \mush eats cat food...

  • hahaa i love the jurassic park one haa

  • Kevin, small little girl wants to see you in his office.

    Can you help me find out who murdered my parents?

  • oh my god...hes dead..hes fucking dead....

  • oh ok I thinking just goin to quit LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • Grizzly bear ate 3:58 in his office.

  • Elvis part is the best

  • Kevin never gets any work done. yet his boss is the one constantly being replaced... that's the corporate work force for you.

  • @db2189

    Having just witnessed what a day at the office is like for Kevin, I think the dude can be excused.

    Pat - Kevin... Harry Belafonte, telling the Monthy Python Killing Joke wants to see you in his office.

    Kevin - *cries*

  • @PressCtrlG he really gave it to me…

  • great googily moogily, that's a jolt.

  • OMYFUCKING GOD FUCKING DINOSAURS

  • "Omg he's dead, he's fucking dead" lol

  • hes fucking dead hahahahha

  • Wtf this makes no sense. How does this company that they work at stay afloat when the have someone new in that office every day. Jesus christ, lol

  • they three elvis impersonators hahahaha fucking brilliant

  • The boss was Donald Glover's voice?

  • @IPawnt family guy rocks dick shit

  • D-pryde brought me here :D

  • Awkward hand job wants to see you in his office.

    ROFL.

  • ye this is a bit boringg

  • Gotta love D-pryde. Shits Funny.

  • Donald FUCKIN Glover! :D

  • D-prizzy sent me here

  • @adkgj1098 what video did he talk about this?

  • @adkgj1098 how?

  • @adkgj1098 Hahah which video??

  • awkward hand-job wants see you in his office. 

  • i got bored at darth vader calling the wrong number

  • you are a water fowl

  • you are a water fowl

  • lol these guys could easily write for family guy

  • @miteyboosh23 Wtf heck no family guy sucks

  • i feel like there is a deeper joke than just the random things that want to see him.

  • I sincerely hope that it was just a coincidence that James Brown died only two months after this video was created.

  • this shit never gets old!

  • this shit never gets old!

  • lol this shit never gets old!

  • it would be awsome if he said "michel jackson wants to see you in his office"... then again that memes been used too much >_<

  • We're gonna win this race, we're gonna go to space!.....Uh huhuuhuhuhu

  • Rofl 1:10

  • why did they use your mom

  • haha it's funny how they used kevin. what if they meant for it to be the same kevin from girls are not to be trusted and he eventually flips out in the office and yells "WHAT THE F***!!!"

  • GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WHAT A JOLT

  • Kevin a transexual stripper wants to see u in his office