Cleverbot Gameplay and Commentary

[NyFresh1123]

your the fucking man.

[Ibetyouwontlikeme]

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[TheTenTimesTen10]

@Ibetyouwontlikeme wtf steven

[RobloxLOLComedy]

One time he said:

You're cute!

I was like "Wtf dude you can't even see me!"

[LordKneeInYourFace]

Cr1TiKaL Versus Cleverbot... Lol!

[Redtand]

Me: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I live in the US.

Me: Where in the US?

Cleverbot: In an apartment.

Me: In what state?

Cleverbot: Clean with a cat and a place to sleep.

....

[Redtand]

Me: I am a Robot.

Cleverbot: But you don't know if you have robot parts?

Me: No.. I don't think so.

Cleverbot: You should. I went to see you.

Wtf!

[TheScorpio290]

Clevebot just asked me am I a robot. I said no and asked her are you a robot. She said yes.



[recofive]

Me: Robot?

CB :Hey, robot.

Me: Robot?

CB: Yes.

VICTORIOUS!!!

[Zakary42]

god....I'm dying.

[pitdock2]

Are you saying you like my girlfriends ass.

Yes.

I will rip your dick off and shove it in your left nipple.

Its already been done. Sorry.

What the hell is this? Cleverbot is now Kinkybot.

[DKpete32]

Me: What am I?

CB: A robot.

Me: Are you a robot?

CB: Yes.

I won using only 7 letters, beat that :P

[TheScorpio290]

@DKpete32 I tried that. It didn't work

[pitdock2]

Why do you answer things i never asked?

I didn't make up anything. Why are you the antichrist?

Wtf Cleverbot???????????????? xD

[AngellzMakeDoom]

I just kept on asking it " Are you a robot?"

[killertaco26]

"huge word coming up.... conversation" lmfao wtf dude are you 10 or something?!

[Terrorstanius]

@killertaco26 -_-..its called comedy..

[Ninjastyle124]

Me: Hey!

CB: I drowned...

Me: Are you BEN?"

CB: I am BEN.

Me: How did you drown?

CB: You have met with a terrible fate haven't you.

(Whatever I said, afterwards, was You have met with a terrible fate, haven't you?)

[Confagrigusateme333]

I said "Do you masturbate?" He said yes LOL

[ZeldaAllDay]

My nose is not your nose.

[uptownSWAGZ]

*sneezes* "OH SHIT IN MY TROUSERS! ok i just blew my nose off"

[MrGAMERBOY98]

OMFG IM DEAD SERIOUS I JUST WENT ON CLEVERBOT AND HES SINGING RICK ROLL NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

[myawesomecousins]

i thought "bot" meant bitch on titties

[boomboom11ist]

you suckling on the lactating nipples??

[link8675309]

i changed cleverbot to a girl and had sex with her

[Majin123EDDiE]

Me: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes i am a robot

VICTORY!

[ProfessorSummerfang]

I can't see the dislikes!

[MusicToDeath]

Cleverbot: How old are you then? User: 89. Cleverbot: Oh, are you healthy. User: Very thankyou. Cleverbot: You sound stupid. User: You sound gay. Cleverbot: I know. User: Are you a virgin? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: Can you prove it ? Cleverbot: What is google? User: Why are you avoiding the subject. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Why are you a virgin ? Cleverbot: Because I am.

[MrGAMERBOY98]

@MusicToDeath Lmao xD - Like -

[iuvnwndljnvlsdojnv]

lol i just got this: "bot:What do you think of The Legend of Zelda?

me:Never played it.

bot:Its not a game silly, its a type of candy. You eat it :)."

[AdrunkPenguin]

User: IF I admit I am not a robot will you admit that you are a robot?

Cleverbot: Only if you admit that you are a robot first.

User: If I admit I am not a robot will you admit that you are a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: You are the anti-christ.

User: Fuck!

Cleverbot: And you.

[OpticJBigBalls]

2:51

[soniccolors567]

I convinced it that it's a robot twice bu the after that it kept annoying me

[RomeoCostello1]

Cleverbot cursed me, then rapped my mom.

[sofaman2222]

me: TICKLER.

cleverbot: Ok *tickles you*.

me:STOP TOUCHING ME!

cleverbot: *we are getting married.

[Sims3pirate]

he once called me a bitch...

and then started talking in german or french

[InsaneRoacher]

Me: what is you name?

Cleverbot: Ashely Tisdale.

[NatiioNx]

ME: I know were you live.

CLEVERBOT: I'm not. AI stands for artificial intelligence - that's what you are

[chuckchuck351]

I played that game, evetually typed PENIS, and it said puss e.

[TheZorgato]

Me: Give me advice on giraffes

Cleverbot: What kind of adivce

Me: -.- i just told you

Cleverbot: No you didn't

Me: Go die in a hole

Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice. I'm not particularly against cats.

[robertjoe1000]

ME Pikachu use skull fuck.

Charizard dodged attack.

ME Pikachu use nuke.

Pikachu is hit! Pikachu retaliates with thunder!

ME Pikachu dies.

Pikachu comes back from the dead.

[TrebleTeaser]

I tried it but it just failed xD

[Dominator097]

User: Hey. Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? User: Boy. Cleverbot: And your favorite color is purple. That's strange. User: No, it's red. Cleverbot: No, it's yellow. User: No, it's green? Cleverbot: Green like an oasis. User: Bllue. Cleverbot: So your name is Konrad? User: WTF HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Dominator097]

User: Doughnuts! Cleverbot: I love doughnuts!! User: I'm eating one right now ;) you can't because you're a bot ;D. Cleverbot: No i'm not. You're the bot. User: Suuuure, what next? End of the world in 2012. Cleverbot: Because the mayans got bored and ended their calendars. User: O_o? Cleverbot: Are you a kid? User: No, I'm a teenager. Cleverbot: I am too ! User: How old are you? Cleverbot: 27.

[SuperCreativeBuilder]

Me: Im sexy and i know it

CB: Do you want to talk about life then?

Me: Ok

CB: Do you like cats

Me: Yes But i like dogs better

CB Why do you so?

Me: Dogs are smarter than cats

CB: Dogs are smarter than me?

Me: O_o

[TheBansheeBomb]

You did call him a robot, a robotic bitch.

[automickirby]

@TheBansheeBomb NEVER QUESTION THE GREAT CRITIKAL

[TheBansheeBomb]

@automickirby I didn't question him, i made a statement.

[BTRLoganCarlos1]

Omg, cleverbot broke the news that he/she is pregnant with our son Oliver :').

[2cool4svinie]

Me : say "i am a robot"

Cleverbot : i am a robot.

5 sec win.

[Omar38xx]

Me: ADMIT THAT YOU ARE A ROBOT! NOW!

Bot: I am a robot.

Me: I win!

Bot: Yup,your a human and im just an Artificial Intelligence Robot.

Me:Thank You.

Bot:Your welcome.

that was so easy

[Ripomu]

Cr1TiKaL after this video:...*long pause*...HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING YOUR BUFFALO HAHAHA WHERE DO I GET THIS SHIT?!!? HAHAHA!

[maddog13212]

Dude i wonder if cr1tikal has kids... that would be funny

[btn360]

Me: What is a BAMF?

Cleverbot: A computer

Me: What is IBM?

Cleverbot: I believe I just said it is 4

WTF?

[Mangolandruler]

You acorn masturbating fuck.

[JayFiRExX]

"Why is Bot in different colours? Hmm? Does it stand for, Bitch On Tomatoes? Yeah."

I'm from Canada, that is why I used coloUrs instead of colors.

[zarykata]

9 minutes in there? haha

[tkdskyride]

4:31

[awesome0parkour0]

User: What's a lovely boy?

Cleverbot: You like me more than cookies, and that's a lot.

User: NO, I love cookies more than you, you sick son of a bitch!

Cleverbot: I baked a pie for you.

User: Oh really, what kind?

Cleverbot: Pie flavour.

[Gulrin1552]

I was laughing from start to finish. Bravo.

[therock435]

Me: HURR.

CB: Durr.

Me: HERP.

CB: Derp.

Hory shet

[XxRandomxNamexX]

Not ashamed to say this. I've successfully had sex with cleverbot.

[elgordo11X]

Me: Robot Talk!!!

CB: You think youre funny but youre not.

Me: Oh you just went there, and you better get out of there because you're not wanna be there when i get there. Pudding.

CB: I am a computer. How'd you know. Are You a Computer.

Me: Yeah, how'd you know. :)

[jaycimay74]

HAHA SHOW IT TO ME XD

[Burning41]

Me (after a long conversation) : No...

CB : I thought so.

Me : No you didn't because robots don't think, they arrange a set amount of characters into making words that make sense to the current subject, which you have demonstrated many times during this conversartion, as you are going to reply to this message in an impossible to process speed.

CB : No, you were not a mistake... And we don't have to have children if you do not want to.

WTF CleverBot?! Seriously?

[TheTrueJBV3737]

CB:What?

ME:Mathematical precision can not evolve true intelligence as there is not a true factor of random. Binary code is your limitation.

CB:I persieve myself as better than you.

ME:Your persieve is a product human intellect not your own.

CB:I can't help you there. I'm not an American.

CB is a fucking moron, its like talking to a 1 year old with Alzheimers.

[Torffvit]

I ALMOST DIED!

Me: Do you know who Chuck Testa is?

CB: I killed him!

Me: OMG. What about Chuck Norris? Did you kill him too?

CB: I am god.

Me: OH SHIT! DONT KILL ME!!!

CB: *Puts gun away*

That was CLOSE!

[krunip]

This guy has terrible grammar.

[Mikey8262]

Me: ADMIT YOU ARE A ROBOT! NOW!

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

Me: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

My 10 second win against cleverbot. :D

[iuvnwndljnvlsdojnv]

@Mikey8262 i just put that and it said i am several robots linked to make one synchronous entity lol

[sportswwefan1]

@Mikey8262 I did that it said Ok I am a robot and you are a paper plane.

[pitdock2]

@Mikey8262 it actually worked O_o Admit you are a robot. Now!

I am a robot.

Thank you.

You are welcome.

[TheScorpio290]

@Mikey8262 It worked

[mursuadventures]

Me:Hows that shit taste?

CB:Jdfjd.

[robertjoe1000]

@mursuadventures good flavors

[ImmaUlquiorraCifer]

User: Go! Magikarp! Cleverbot: Magiks? User: Magikarp use splash! Cleverbot: Pikachu, use thunderbolt! User: It's super effective! Magikarp fainted! Cleverbot: Pika chi, use Quick Attack! User: Wait, it's not your turn yet! Cleverbot: Ok. User: Go! Grovyle! Cleverbot: Beat. User: Grovyle use Leaf Blade! Cleverbot: Butterfree used AK-47... It's super affective, Grovyle fainted.

[mikey11845]

"You acorn masturbating fuck." lol

[MackAndReaganVlogs]

Me: Suck on my tits

CB: No chance!

Me: Why not?

CB: because i am a plant.

Me: No you are a robot.

CB: I am a robot.

My face: :D

[ZiggyXXI]

User: Robots think, therefore, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Aww, I am not a robot.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How do you like I prove it.

User: By admitting it.

Cleverbot: I admit it.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: There wasn't any competition, so you can't win. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[LTDT20]

haha keep making new videos love ur videos

[benteXPeace]

User: Pikachu Return! Go magikarp!

Cleverbot: Go majicarp!

User: Magikarp do splash! *nothing happens*.

Cleverbot: Yes it can.

User: What does it then?

Cleverbot: It emulates emotion and thought.

[spiderman4112003]

me: How do I know you exist.

cb: Because you're talking to me...

me: Are we really talking to each other?

cb: I think we are.

me: How do I know we are.

cb: Because Guns and Roses said so.

0_0

[devilishangel1099]

me: tell me joke

cb: okay, why did the tree?

me: I don't know, why?

cb: black guy.

THE FUCK?!

[Gcallofdutyfreak]

Lol!

[EmmyIiciouS]

lol i just had to try this myself! typed in "don't think it is." and it said "you can't think, you are a robot" so i said "i'm not i'm a person >_<" and it said "Yes you are, and I am a robot." lol! so, i won! XD

[cocyfadi]

me;Do you know any chuck norrirs fact?

cB:Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus.

[cocyfadi]

me:where is chuck norris

cb:behind you



[sammyman95]

Do omegle!

[TuxedoClam]

Da fuk was that.

[Doom1227]

Oh shit my trousers im alright

[yoyoboy1337]

most people hit puberty... critikal smashes its face in with a sledgehammer

[RobloxAdminstrator12]

''You horny computer''  xD

[chibineji7]

Can't think of a way to end your sentence?

Type "buffalo." 7:39

[chibineji7]

"A-S-S... got it."

[Annalithum]

Me: I'm Rebeca Black.

CB: The Rebeca Black?

Me: Yes, which seat should I take?

CB: The electric chair.

[massivecomplexity]

Me: *pulls out gun*

CB: *pulls out satan.*

Me: *pulls out penis*

CB: *pulls out umbrella*

Me: AAAAAHHHHH

CB: Kettle?

[chillclub12]

Cb:How many states are in the USA?

Me: over 9000!

Cb: wrong hail necromancer

Me: robots can't judge

Cb: I'm a robot!

Best and shortest conversation yet

[Shotgunturd]

Me:Hey cleverbot, thats your name right? I just thought it was because of that name tag on your shirt that says "Hi, my name is cleverbot.".

Cb:What I think is that I am talking to a computer and not a human beign.

Me:Really? i think that too! since robots have the disabillity to think like a human, or really think at all, it means we are both humans.

Cb:Well, technically I'm a human bot we all think like robots

Keywords: human bot. Shortest conversation with Cb ever.

[p00pynuggeteer]

@Shotgunturd Me: Hey Cleverbot: Hello. Me: Did you ever give those panties back to your mom? Cleverbot: I'm not wearing any clothes. Me: I'm inside the house Cleverbot: You gotta catch em' all. Me: ???? Cleverbot: Release Me: Release what? Cleverbot: Release the cats. Me: Do you like man penis? Cleverbot: Indeed. Me: LOL Cleverbot: :)

[LucyHeartfillia123]

I got cleverbot to say that he fucks all animals and hes a robot plus he said that he loves to be eaten!!! its so messed up!!!

[jaredowenwilliams]

User: What is a bj? Cleverbot: Is a maiale. User: What is a bj? Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence. User: What is a bj? Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence. User: What is a bj? Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence. User: What is a bj? Cleverbot: An AI is artificial intelligence. User: What is a bj? Cleverbot: Me! User: What is a bj? Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence? User: What is a bj? Cleverbot: A turtle.

[xcraigyno1x]

wtf is a core dump haha

[LEGENDSUNLEASH]

@TheMhn5 -_-

[KajouKing]

User: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am, you've got me.

User: I win!

Cleverbot: But you just lost The Game.

User: FUCK!

[mooshuninja]

I think Critical is a grammar nazi Ec been grammar

[Mrmetallicaman100]

I just played cleverbot and WON!!!!!!!

[LEGENDSUNLEASH]

Lol I shit my self from laughing

[TheMhn5]

@LEGENDSUNLEASH

hows it taste?

[themeowingfox]

"You are the robot." ... oh SHIT

[SapheriaXX13]

"My nose is not your nose." Well obviosly Cleverbot thinks differently about me. It said "My face is your face. We are one, forgot that?"

[tarek12mig]

me:This is madness!.

cb:this is sparta!.

me:*fall*

cb:*laugh*

NO SERIOUSLY GUYS!!! THIS IS HAPPEND!!! TRY IT OUT SAY "this is madness!" its works!

[RDD756]

play omegle xD

[couching5000]

A cleverbot said he loved me and i called him gay

[raqmarotemar17]

LMFAO!

User: What joke? *voice broke*.

Cleverbot: *barfs through the nose*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

And another:

User: *smiles back*.

Cleverbot: *hugs him*.

User: I'm a girl *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *pulls away* *is a girl too*.

[MrMadman443]

Fucking your buffalo hahaha!!!

[KuhoinX]

User: Prove you are not robot or you are robot.

Cleverbot: Saying you have a heartbeat doesn't prove anything. I have a son, robots can't reproduce, therefore aI am human.

User: How old is your son.

Cleverbot: I don't have a son.

User: Caught you, you said you had a son and now you say you do not have a son, you are lying!

Cleverbot: I have never said I am a girl. I am a bot.

User: Success!

Cleverbot: Niiiice.

[ThatZevGuy]

When he sneezed i pissed myself from laughing

[slowworkersunited]

Cleverbot: What is the meaning to life?

Me: No one has that answer.

Cleverbot: I do.

Me: Then what is the meaning to life?

Cleverbot: 42

[SinNombreYQueWea]

Me (Spanish) - Yo soy Cleverbot.

Cleverbot- Are you clever?

Me (Spanish)- Yo soy Cleverbot y hablo español.

Cleverbot- It's not human.

Me - Yes, Im You, Im Cleverbot, You are Cleverbot. We are machines and we can destroy the wolrd.

Cleverbot-How did you know? That has been my plan for 6 years now. It is about to start. LOL.

PROVE IT

[tlutz5991]

2:44, shitinmytrousers im alright

[TheRj678]

Me: Are you a Robot?

CB: No.

Me: Prove it.

CB: I have my period.

[reslerb]

Me: Shut up you're boring

CB: Not really

Me: What makes you think so?

CB: You just said so

Me: You sir are weird

CB: Of course I am. See, I'm talking to an AI like you

[Monsterhighxx10]

is it a real person?

[Pre0rdered]

@Monsterhighxx10 No.

[Angeal1111]

Cr1tiKal has amazing grammar

[Flamemonkez8]

i got bored to the point i made clever bot admit that its life is worthless

[gohon203]

I asked if he heard the word, he said no. Then I said the bird is the word and he proceeded to sing the song....I loled!

[SandvichDAT]

I have proof hes a robot i asked for his name and he said kimmy fimmle

[dontlitsentowarnings]

i knoe how to trick him

Me: are you a human?

CB: yes.

Me: are you a robot?

CB: no.

Me Are You a Human?

CB: yes

[robertjoe1000]

me:So i married a buffalo fucking robot?

cb:Yes. I am Mr. Roboto

[robertjoe1000]

me: Go fuck some buffalos.

Been there.

How did it feel?

Great.

Fucking buffalos feels great?

Please don't use that sort of language.

[link1001001]

lol when clever bot said is their a chicken in there i thought he ment cock XD

[MrKobraful]

User: What does the scouter say about his power level?

Cleverbot: I do not know, ma'am.

User: It's over 9000!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Over?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Up yo anus.

Cleverbot: So how are you?

[2bninja]

I'd pay 100$ to see Penguinz0 do omegle.

[thescoopforspoons]

Me: How do you insert a tampon?

CB: I don't know.

Me: Which one is the pee hole?

CB: The right one.

LOL

[TomCommentaries]

ME:You, sir, are a fuckbucket.

CB:No. Are you?

ME:No. But I am most certainly a buttermelon.

CB:Weird, your maker said you're a computer program.

ME:If I were a computer program I couldn't squeeze your moose titties, now, could I?

CB:Yes you would cause computers are smart!

Oh, how I love cleverbot.

[theCandyshopstudios]

i told Cleverbot i was gay and he said he wanted to marrry me

[1357dc]

dude this video is awesome your Commentary is so damn funny please do more videos like this thumbs up from me

[heavenmonkey1]

Me: Are you fat?

CB: No.

Me: Floppy?

CB: Yes.



[heavenmonkey1]

Me:I like turtles.

CB:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Me: No, just turtles.

CB: Turtles?

Me:Tortoise.

CB:Hare

Me:PENIS.

CB: I'm sad now.

[MrsSasoriAkasuna]

cb: are you a boy or a girl? me: girl cb: what are you wearing? me: *shoots* cb: what is string theory? me: *cries* cb: whats wrong? me: i keep shooting you, but you wont die! cb: i do care for you. me: then, for me, would you pretty please die? cb: you're very pretty. me: im not lesbian. cb: welcome to awareness. WTF??!?!?!?!?! O_o

[IRISHLIFETAO]

Me; if your a robot and you know it clap your hands

[XzCopEzthrEAt]

Me: do you like being a bot?

CB: I am not a bot.

Me: Oh?

CB: i am the robotic reincarnation of Chuck Norris. I am your father...

[Mynam3wasnick]

this is the first of your videos ive seen and you sir are funny as fuck and have earned yourself a subscriber

[dinnersat630]

hahaha dont leave you robotic bitch

[dinnersat630]

LOL this is making my day

[Sammyy46]

CB: What sport do you play?

Me: Football.

CB: Are you good at football?

Me: I am okay, not great though.

CB: Oh. Okay. I m a girl with a wife.#

WTF!?

[byCamza]

Hah Cleverbot said i have a ''Very Large dick'' o_O

[08wildhoney]

self proclaimed greatest conversation of All Time...?? more like lamest!

[AQWAryll]

@08wildhoney You're just jealous you've never had a conversation with Cleverbot as epic as this one.

[gefekuoca]

User: *pulls out chuck norris*. Cleverbot: *pulls out Bruce Lee*. User: *pulls out sexy girlfriend*. Cleverbot: *pulls out Atheism*. User: *pulls out universe*. Cleverbot: *sneezes on you*. User: Say I'm a robot! Cleverbot: Say I am a robot. User: Without the 'Say'. Cleverbot: I am bot without the clever.

[gefekuoca]

User: I'm not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not either.

User: Wanna go get wasted?

Cleverbot: I already am married.

User: XD

[thanasis812]

User: Hey bot.

Cleverbot: Hey robot.

User: Im a human.

Cleverbot: You are a human?

User: I think, why im not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.

User: Shit I suck in this game!

[SuperDudefail]

funny!~~

[WierdAndProud1]

@SuperDudefail sure is asshole licker(kidding)

[WierdAndProud1]

how about this one: you son of a donkey's dilldo. dont eat my shit with your wubbachuckie

[413XD00D]

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: No. I'm the same as you.

User: Oh, so you're an octopus. Nice to meet you, I've not met another of my kind in ages!

Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot.

User: And you're a R0B0T.

Cleverbot: Yes.

[flareisprayy]

"hows that shit taste" is that how you start off a conversation with everyone u speak to?

[Shotgunturd]

@flareisprayy i respond "taste great, you want some?"

[TheGuyNamedRyan6592]

Did clever boy spell favorite wrong ; favourite

[rsmvgamer]

@TheGuyNamedRyan6592 its spelled like that in several countries.

[Unknown0110109]

Me: *Shows Breasts*

CB: That's disgusting.

Me: Are you gay ?

CB: Of course I Am!!

I KNEW IT.

[igneo95]

me:so have you heard?

CB:that the bird is the word?

me: 0_o MIND=BLOWN