Take Anything You Want- Japanese learning english

[Isaiah6517]

Interesting they picked these situations to teach English. ^_^

[gh0std00d]

okaaaaaaaaay? O.o

[Shianetto]

LOL

[prinsen95]

How did I end up here!?

[LindzDraws]

this is kinda dumb

[cristianrockerchick]

Oh yes two random white guys are gonna jack a Japanese girl bag......when there clearly foreign probably don't have any AMERICAN money on them...XD

[MMU88881]

yame te !!

[Smrts308]

Best vid on youtube.

[KiriouSs]

if you do.... il KILL you! *funny song begins*

[KiriouSs]

LOL.

[tripleflip7]

That exercise beat is just killer...

[warbossgrotsmasha23]

this makes me wanna go to japan and abduct their pretty women XD :D after all the video does say "take anything you want" :)) :D

[Guitaren]

It would be hilarious if someone got it mixed up and started using the "I have a bad case of diarrhea" lesson instead :D

[harlequin75]

The Japanese Lonely Planet DVD is a little eccentric.

[HappiLoliMaiTan]

..... Da fuck? XDDDD

[AKSoftballfreak]

Good thing I watched this...

Now I will be protected from the big scary american men with bandanas tied around there noses......Threatening me with pocket knives...

[ssirK1994]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[TheHuggableSkeptic]

What kind of asshole police officer tells a frantic woman who only speaks Japanese to "speak slowly?" Redirect her to someone who understands!

[deadwar2012]

this once again begs the question. What the fuck Japan? No abreviation needed

[acbluflame]

"take anything you want!"

"I'll be taking your virginity then"

[otaking3582]

Teach them martial arts, not english phrases!

[JesseBakerH]

i love how it teaches you to say "I was robbed by two men." just in case you happen to be in that exact situation

[19sweetandbrown86]

The fat robber's disguise is HILARIOUS! I'm off to watch the rest of the clips from this wonderful show. :'D

[vesty37]

I made a music clip and mashed up pieces of this and a Transformers cartoon for the video, for some reason it won't let me leave it as a video comment though wtf???

[ZlyWilq]

Co ja pacze O_O

[KatsuyaKaibaChan]

Is that George Costanza robbing the girl?

[Taospark]

Why does the American mugger with a bra hat have a Japanese accomplice? Is he like the translator and if so, why isn't he doing shit?

[BoilingSkyFilms]

Armpit zoom!

[somotastic21]

It was almost time for the New Moon Ceremony and the good penguin, Bobo found the perfect toy for his love, Adam. But the evil Jesus wanted to marry her too and cast the good penguin out of Hell. He fucked on the ship Misery that was headed for Iraq. But his friend Mr. Lucifer helped him avoid home in time to marry his love.

[somotastic21]

@1ColdSoldier yayay ewwww leee lalalala doooo ddoooo rock a doodle rock rock a doodle

[laura18lee]

LMAO!!!

[Gabry4fun]

It's funny how you HAVE to see the whole video, no matter how creeped you are

[casalta]

If you don't speak the native language, come down and speak slowly in japanese

[MrMastrsushi]

tuuuuuuuuuu men!!!

[planb1532190]

that beat is gonna make me blow my head off

[moonbal]

0:23 George Costanza

[greyspot00]

Nightmare fuel... right there.

[SegaUnited]

Joey Weiler Supports this video.

[ShootStyleZombie]

the 1st time I saw this video, it was on a VH1 show called Web Junk 20 hosted by Patrice O'Neil, now when I see this, I think of Patrice, RIP Patrice O'Neil

[DeineOmaMeineOma]

the one guy is wearing a sneeze protection for your information

[gotty19]

Guys how much of the world actually speaks english?

[theamazingempiricist]

The man said "don't say a word," so why would you teach people how to say something when they were explicitly told to not say anything?

[CashMoneyN56]

"Don't say a word!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

lol

[dracorider]

What is this? I don't even-

[Juuuugi]

sounds like i was raped by two men

[saintmike2013]

when the lady first sees the muggers.......worst acting i have ever seen in my life :(

[ForumcoldiArchon]

@saintmike2013

it is a japanese scatch show, ofc it is bad acting :D

[Psychoticalchoholic]

ARMPIT!!

[gamefuel143]

This is incorrect. If they were muggers from america they would be Black.

[chawlaybua]

@gamefuel143 Your comment is almost funny~cept the part where it's NOT AT ALL.

[gamefuel143]

@chawlaybua You comment is totally pointless in every shape of the word

[chawlaybua]

@gamefuel143 My comment was "pointless." Your comment was racist. Look at yourself.

[gamefuel143]

@chawlaybua You really think anyone gives a fuck?

[xKatsuragiKeima]

One of the robbers looks like George Costanza XD

[NNNNNOOOOOPPPPPEEEEE]

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[MascothStudios3D]

Looks better like an aerobic class.

[MascothStudios3D]

Finally, english courses for practical situations.

[Hiei1314]

Who else is willing to bet that those American "actors" were just tourists they picked off the street?

[bergfel]

It looks like the start of a really bad porn.....

[unsound64]

@bergfel

With those girld it wouldnt be a bad porn.

[DieOtakuNerds]

WTF?????

[90939smiles]

0:49 I like that shoulder. That is a nice shoulder.

[lycaonpictus77]

@90939smiles You are my favorite person

[Skrimpish]

george costanza as "the mugger"

[Sortsdam]

Yes, you will definitely get robbed if you come to America desu.

[Chillnkills]

LOL!!!

[gokuasd]

"I was rubbed by two man" That's what I heard...

[ar2110302]

"Hand me your bag"

Such polite robbers

Also, she could just say "I was robbed" makes things a lot easier.

[keero16]

Doesn't she end up dating that cop later?

[planb1532190]

that beat got the best of me PN S PN S PN S

[whotopia123]

OMG funny and random

[dropkick23]

such athleticism

[arbiter11171]

@wman100

japanese muggers must protect their identity?

[wman100]

whys the one guy look like he's wearing a bonnet

[victoryzijian]

WTF!!!!!!!!

[bourtelli]

I love how they incorporated aerobics into the English lesson! What an exciting approach! lol one of the robbers is wearing a bra on his bald spot..looks like a d-cup

[zoomkin5]

im going to have nightmares...D:

[somotastic21]

52 people have no sense of humor and no shame!

[electrickabuki]

@somotastic21 the japanese have no shame. it has been genetically proven.

[somotastic21]

@electrickabuki ahh one of the 52. My ex girlfriend has no shame

[somotastic21]

ahahe oo la de rio doooo when he said that he was like iof not til when the other day i saw that he and it was like not on the and really was cool but when it as

[TheCaravanGirls]

:s

[ilvvilvv]

funny shit hahaha

[Rawk4Life]

In reality, if a Japanese woman tells two British or American muggers to take anything they want, they could take that to man both rob and rape her. So basically, she could be making the situation worse.

[MrSophwa]

what is with the 2nd guys bandanna?!?!

[SilenCy1337]

da fawk did i just watch

[LibertatemPopuli]

But...they're white.

[pilchardman101]

They sound scottish when saying i was robbed by two men.

[jonoofbristolfame]

hahaaa why the hell does that guy have a scarf tied under his nose??!

[joWerther]

Thieves robbing with elevator music in the background... So soothing

[Tewkii]

I like the casual music in the background.

[AxelWedstar411]

That's definatly what American muggers look like. -.-'

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@AxelWedstar411

This is definitely how Americans spell...

[MrTerrorFaced]

*Masturbates furiously*

[Ucaklar]

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[Ucaklar]

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[daninfinity]

52 people bought this Video on release.

[369Bboy369]

what do they say if they was robed by 3 men?? (sorry 4 the bad spelling)

[TonesCalifornia]

um,,, mesmerizing...

[nyeager0]

god i wanna blast this in my car down the ghetto streets of some city :p

[Rellik165]

@nyeager0 I hope to god you have another car...

"Take anything you want! Take anything you want!"

[OperationKayKay]

Who ties a bandana around their head and ties it under their nose???

[spo0kyxr0mance]

@OperationKayKay jason alexander lookalikes :)

[robintastico]

If I ever get robbed I will do this dance and they won't kill me ? :D

[DUSKvsDAWN]

Joey Wheeler brought me here

Thumbs up for Joey (:

[silversalamence10]

@DUSKvsDAWN same here, "curse you misleading japanese aerobics gals"

[MIND4eva]

I find this kinda scary! :O

[tev804]

they look soo ROBOTIIC

[StarFighters76]

0:20 SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

In Japan, it's never a surprise. >_>

[lilsparks96]

was i the only one who actually watched all of the video and done the actions?

[DiegeticoCromatico]

excellent i leard a lot off guay thankiu very much

[MrRondomatic]

I used these techniques the other day, but it just looked weird with me being an American 21 year old male who has spoke English his entire life

[Hylian89]

Wtf did i just watch?

[eyescoldlemonade]

These lessons must come in handy If you get robbed or have diarrhea.

[sarahbabii666]

So... What is wearing a bandana over his baldness supposed to hide?... Yet he still wears the extremely identifiable pair of glasses..... Japanese people must be horrible robbers.

[MojoCroweJo]

The 52 dislikes on this video were robbed by two men while doing aerobics.

[UltimateGirLover]

Who else was brought here because of LK?

[StanLeesLove]

@UltimateGirLover What's the full channels name?

[UltimateGirLover]

@StanLeesLove LittleKuriboh . . . But unfortunitly that account was banned so now he's CardGamesFTW

[thaares]

2 much



[kccrew09]

Why is that jackass wearin a bandana on his head. Its suppose to go around your face.

[NikosiaMateas]

Still better than Nickelback,

[ineedanewhead]

@NikosiaMateas yes!

[PeircedinBlood]

Is this supposed to be like a self defense video?! lol

[sonic200990]

Take anything you want, I've already lost my sanity.

[mrchoochoohead]

Constanza!!

[kokoden6]

why US news female announcer report with bikini?

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[MsAckAck]

Why does the other robber have a thong on his head?

[TheWarriorofDestiny]

I doubt this should be the first lesson to teach in english O_O I mean it's not really a frequent thing to happen is it?

[wii7036]

Anyone know where I can download the raw music?

[dantefloyd]

cant stop laughing

[TheLalallama]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[loner1878]

Life after Seinfeld must have been tough for George...

[Lurch0000]

are people seriously studying how to get robbed in english.... it just seems there's better things to learn

[TheDarky880]

@Lurch0000 seriously, they should be learning self defense and how to properly report it, it's just a bit odd.

[halfprice2]

Despite the subject matter, the dancers are incredibly cheerful.

[DJLunasf]

OMG, do Japanese people realize what this translates to English? This is supposed to be informative, but it comes off as really cheezy. You look stupid to everyone else. Please, can someone translate this in a way that they understand!

[13bfc3s]

ANYTING??!!

[crazy619]

Please take anything you want.

And they raped her.

[zarivienni]

51 people didn't take anything they wanted.

[joshthecartoonguy]

Thumbs up if you got here thanks to yugioh the abridged series.

[Things2doBeforeIdie]

the song is really catchy, you gotta agree

[Things2doBeforeIdie]

@0:23 lolololololololololllololololo­lllolololololollol

[routhoula]

remember the time where Japanese were like Klingons, ranting about dishonor and death in battle, nope, these were no better times. from bad to worse then, from warHonor obsession to stupidity and total perversion

[tailsfan159]

please! TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT!

[87sprintqf]

most japanese people seriously believe america is like this

[bernie23232323232323]

AHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[muhammedmahmoud10]

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[BeyondLame]

GEORGE COSTANZA

[R1DDL3RS]

So this is what the japanese think of us westerners...Nappy wearing robbers...Damn you.

[9087125498172345]

hahahaha is that one guy wearing underware on his head???

[akadray]

Why is his mask on backwards? Does he not want her to recognise his bald spot?

[Phil86vie]

i hope she doesn't do the moves when she smiles and says "Take anything uwant!" ..

[viacommustdie4]

I WAS RUBBED BY TWO MEN

[SonofGod82]

@viacommustdie4 Thats hilarious! I was thinking the same thing!

[brianrallen7]

smooth jazz in the background? haha #wiimusic

[HarmonicaPlayingTrek]

"I was in America and then I got robbed... fortunately I flashbacked to those exercise videos and I could defend myself. WITH ENGLISH." ~Main character

[blackeststar12]

Who is the fuck was that super villan at the end!?!?!

[daniyellowjello]

In the bizzarro world of Caucasian American men's minds, 30 year old Japanese women are all virgins.

[superabdoulworld]

oh my god, MY BRAIN IS COMING OUT OF MY EAR I CANT TYPE NO MORE Ighi giGIG GiFFffffff

[viacommustdie4]

WTF

[rbrianmusic]

OMG what does the 'bad guy' have on his head?? a diaper?

[WolfHavenXIII]

0:45 oh yeah look at that shoulder lol.

[vanoff]

Tim Ferriss made me do it..

[quijonido]

Tim Ferriss? hehe

[swardinc]

really?

[iloveinazumaeleven]

haha

[o0cherylmarie0o]

send this rwj !!

[Yaoi47Queen]

how about your virginity?

[daniyellowjello]

@Yaoi47Queen what makes you think a 30 year old woman would still be a virgin?

[Yaoi47Queen]

@daniyellowjello there are some

[daniyellowjello]

@Yaoi47Queen Good argument.

[Yaoi47Queen]

@daniyellowjello  indeed

[XxXTHUNDERBASSXxX]

take anything u want.....i take ur ***** XD

[Bakayaroo1]

Awesome disguise

[SpectatorAlius]

I see they have figured out the most important phrases for anyone visiting America in the near future;)

epic song. epic clothes. and EPIC ARMPIT ZOOM!