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  • How NOT to Play the Bongos, Volume 1.

  • By the way, you need to tune the drums, AND replace your broken drumhead!!

  • I am sorry, but I've been a professional Latin percussionist all my life. This has NOTHING to do with bongos. Bongos are a Cuban instrument that stems, most likely (though not definitely) from the Bonko Echemi (a religious instrument used in Abakua religious ceremonies). The actual bongos as we know it today is a secular instrument used in various Afro-Cuban, and now, world music styles. None of those styles are played the way you described. You are inventing. I'm sorry.

  • You guys should stop being so negative, it's just a general idea of how to get a beat and stuff. Let's see all you guys do an expert job. He's good at explaining it, and he does it slow- so you should all be able to keep up.

  • @ajcarlson1215 - You are joking right? This is NOT the way you play Bongo Drums. Come and learn from the PROFESSIONALS at the University of Central Florida's Contemporary Drums and Percussion Camp. For more information visit: contemporarypercussion dot kom

  • @ajcarlson1215 - That's all nice and dandy...except...what's he explaining? That's like me giving a clarinet lesson by just blowing random notes and triplets on it? Does that make me an expert on clarinet or even make the lesson worthwhile?

    I am sorry...but this man's investing about an instrument that A) is not from his culture and B) he has absolutely no idea how to play. At what point can we call it as we see it?

  • When I'm having a bad day, I watch this video to cheer me up a bit.

  • U FREAKING SUCKKK!! U ARE THE WORST!

  • he sold me at the i might get popular part :D lol

  • haha come on everyone he's just trying to help. maybe it wasn't the most informative video on youtube but the man didn't mean to hurt you. or waste 1 minute of your precision bongo playin' time... jesus.

  • You are a product of "no child left behind"! No, wait, your too old for that program. Maybe you are a pedophile looking for a childs attention.

  • get rid of this jerk

  • Que Hace...?

  • Wow, I didn't realize I was an expert Bongo player. Cool.

    Maybe I'm an expert violinist too? I gotta check!

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  • Oh wait a minute !!! I get it now ... you're an "expert" COMEDIAN, not an "expert" BONGO PLAYER ... wow I gotta hand it to you man, you sure had everyone fooled, including me ...what a great performance !! I would put you up there with Eddie Murphy .. ENCORE, ENCORE !!!!

  • he doesn't know what a triplet is- unless you let your imagination run wild, in which case almost anything can be a triplet.

    I hope your not looking forward to becoming popular- at this rate, it's not happening.

  • quit thinking you can play the bongos.. quit posting videos too... ur just another guy with a camera

  • Who the fuck is this guy, and what is he doing on my internet?

  • Thats not a triplet...

  • I think all these negative comments miss the point: these videos are meant to be shown to students to show them how NOT to play.....aren't they? :)))))

  • Somebody PLEASE contact the retards at "Expert" Village and tell them that this retard has no friggin' idea what he's doing?!?!

  • lets all flag expert village videos ...i think we can all agree no ? =)

  • Will you stop bullshitting. Shame on you. You are wasting everybodys time. Surprised, you do not even know how to hold Bongos. Even newborn baby would play Bongos better than this shit.

  • Um, you don't play Bongo with your hands. You play with your fingers. Expert Village idiots.

    I'm sure Expert Village is one of the most elaborate practical jokes in human history.

  • Time to remove all of his videos. Wasting space!!

  • What a bunch of smug assholes!

    I have been working on my rhythm and timing. I play the uke a bit. I was looking for something that would take me through baby steps with these bongos in front of me. Thanks. I will be tuning in more.

  • 71304 views x 1 min = 1189 hrs = 49 days of complete and utter wasted man hrs on this planet. Cut the grass or sweep the street, or better still...camouflage yourself try and blend into the background of nowhere so you don't waste any more time for humanity.

  • This guy has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

    

    This is like teaching someone to fish using dynamite.

  • thank u :)

  • No sabes tocar ni la concha de tu madre.

  • what a joke

  • you guys shoudn't even be watching bongo tutorials theres no challenge to them piano players now those guys are fuckin awesome

  • this has to be a level

  • these vids r to jokes....lmao

  • This guy is so amazing and knowledgeable on bongo. He should go to Cuba and teach those guys a trick or two....

  • u haven't idea about "bongo taste" its

  • Horrible!

  • this guy should have auditioned for lawrence welk makes irving fields seem like giovanni hidalgo

  • WTF????? Are you out of your mind?

    65,000 Hits... I'd like to HIT YOU 65,000 times with your Bongos.

    Find yourself a harmonica to play AND SWALLOW IT.

    You're an idiot....PENDEJO!!!!!!!

  • you can get shot in the throat for playing like this

    

  • this is no bongo-playing at all! everybody can use two drums as bass and snare, wake up man!

  • uhhh duhhhhh

  • Noobs Village

  • Quit while you're behind.

  • i just don't understand expert village. I can't decide whether to be grateful or in excruciating pain whenever I see one of their videos

  • i agree with texasidiot47 i never understood wether to thank them or tell them to leave youtube im already in pain from this video coulda been much better

  • That was beautiful Bob. Don't listen to these guys. You're a special little boy. If anyone calls you retarded you tell them: I'm not retarded, I'm special.

  • Wher is SIMON when we need him?

  • this video is the worst bongo video out there.....wat can one learn from this except for that this guy can't play the bongo's and he's been playing drums since the 60's

  • Very sloppy...learn how to hold them at least. You're not qualified to teach...be honest with yourself first, before misguiding others.

  • If you want to learn to play guitar you start by learning basic chord shapes, simple strumming patterns etc, not by watching videos of jimmy hendrix. This is a tutorial for beginers. get real!

  • Yes it is. A great video for beginners. How not to play bongos. You first have to learn how not to play them before you learn how to play them.

  • Yeah saint, after seeing some of the other great bongo tutorials on this site I understand the point you are making. But when I bought my first bongos 15 years ago I made the mistake of trying to do too much to soon and ended up smashing them to bits in frustration. If I'd seen this video back then I would have thought "Hey, I'm a genius!" and wouldn't have had to stump up another weeks wages for a new set. Lol!

  • The sad part is that with his last name he is probably Latino.

  • his channel shud be amateurvillage ..wtf is he doing

  • stinks at bongos and is probably a pedophile too LoL

  • What the hell is this guy doin?

  • I think: expert village is a kind of "Special" Village....

  • Oh my god! I don´t want to step on anybodys toes but this is not a good way to play the bongos, he doesn´t play with a technique he is just hitting the bongos! Anybody can do that! Also wat he plays isn´t a triplet! As I said I don´t want to hurt anybody but exüert village really sucks because no "expert" would play like that

  • Terrible...

  • Really HORRIBLE!!!

  • This is HORRIBLE!!!!

  • So uh,....hey Bob show us how you play a "martillo?"

  • I don't understand how, with all the information available right now, through youtube etc. that you can neglect to learn how to play the bongos properly, or at least "traditionally". Learn how to play them traditionally, than look for your own techniques otherwise you will hurt yourself.

  • can you post more?i liked this.this was very useful.Thank you!

  • ............are you serious?

  • What are you guys talkin' bout I thought this was pretty good.

  • Wow, he looks so serious; I might even think he believes it.

  • LOL!

  • My cat who's name is Gleep can play my bongos better than that.

  • Hm, guess its good with tutorials but i have to correct this: When he says he starts playing triplet, he is not playing triplets, he plays straight with no 3/4 feel, but he does it with 3 "kind of" hits. Ratata--TA. triplet would sound like: ra-ta-ta-TA, eh, no way to describe with this text haha.

  • Wow. You've just taken my bongo playing to the next level bra.

    Thanks for nothing suckass bitch.

  • Haha, this guy sucks very very bad.

    Anyone can play that without those stupid lessons.

    You suck!

  • Someone please tell me this is a joke.

  • Oh man, I've been waiting so long for something bad enough to justify use of this phrase....

    U SUXOR

    !!!!1

  • uhh is this guy serious?

  • People the guy aint got a clue

  • Nice video, another approach.

  • Are you kidding me?! You may become very popular?? thanks for your help....

  • That ain't a tripplet, you know.

  • I play drums does it make it easier for me to learn to play the bongos.

  • Is it the mission statement of Expert Village to post instructional videos starring people who have no clue what they're talking about??? Everything from Cuban Tres to Offensive Line, and now bongo. You guys are idiots.

  • ah ah, he has also a myspace!!!

  • el mejor profesor de percusión...del mundo bizarro!!!!

  • lol is it really necessary to teach how to hit a drum like that

  • bongo in reverse position??? what the...

  • manga de imbeciles!!!!!!!

    no entienden musica ustedes nunca estudiaron musica se nota!!!!!!!!!!

    El esta explicando los tiempos que hay un un determinado compás musical,ahi demostro la negra,la corchea,y la semicorchea...

    Primero estudien luego critiquen manga de ignorantes racistas!!!!

  • ???????????????????

  • hahahahahahhahaha this guy sucks my dog plays better than him.Expert my ass

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  • sad...lmfao

  • its funny how everyone who watches this video hates it

  • aprende primero pendejo

  • you better ansewer man!!! are u serious?

  • What the fuck is this?????

  • jajajaj q caradura el culeao xD

  • first tune your bongos ....

  • These are 58 seconds of my life I will never get back. ¡Que descarado!

  • jajajajajjajajaja

  • This guy is a joke, he has no Idea how to play the bongos.

  • This guy truly has 0 knowledge of the bongo.

  • I honestly think that there is a conspiracy out there...expert village is actually owned by the elite and some communist douchebags who are trying to make everyone stupid by making these videos. They are trying to get us to do everything wrong! Fucking stupid

  • rofl...

  • a 12 year old girl could do better

  • Actually, I think you are doing a dis-service to 12 year old girls with this comment.

    Search for this:

    "Sara 12-yrs on drums, play YYZ"

  • with nothing against 12 year olds

    this guy has no business trying to teatch...

    bongos is 1 of 3 in a percussion section

    the other 2 are conga and timbal.

    i mean he's holding them wrong

    he dos'nt go over martillo, no cowbell.

    this is more of a burnout beatnik demonstratoin

  • My sentiments completely. LMAO

  • HAHAHA

    good for a laugh but complete bullshit ! he is phenomally crap, plz dont watch this and then buy a set of bongos

  • this is a joke, he's not even holding them properly.

  • Fuck you

  • DO YOU WANNA SEE A REAL BONGO DRUMMER?

    SEE at BONGOCEROSdotCOM

  • Is it just me or does he have the macho and hembra on the wrong sides?

  • maybe he's a lefty.

  • That isn't a triplet, that's three quavers and a quaver rest.

  • OMG that was the worst bongo lesson i've ever seen in my life!

  • Well it was certainly the shortest!

  • I agree that was lame.

  • my dad just gave my 7 year old son his bongo drums and this will be great for him to practice! thanks!

  • No this is the wrong place. This doesn't know his derrier from his elbow. This is an insult tothe instrument

  • look up a lesson on playing the "martillo' pattern. it's the basis for a lot of latin music, and it can be morphed and applied to other genres easily as well. enjoy!

  • After finding myself with a new Bongo set, I soon realized thatI could bang on em all I want and in the end I'd have no knowledge og the theory.

    This video at least gave me a visual on what the fundamentals were actually supposed to look like.

    Now if I could just find a video on what playing the various rhythms looks like...

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