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  • If you look close, you can see that's not the dogs hands.

  • the dog is nice, but you rap so bad so that I had to dislike this shit -.-

  • Dude, why rapping dog dressed like grema?

  • tyjyjy ass

  • Ах-ха-ха,классно! :)

  • akiki piki iki oloi iki piki liki niki mini kiki riki iki tiki riki mueki rueki eekeki ariki akikikiki ikiki that's all that i hear]

  • Euh .. Non .

  • i thought the title said funny dog fapping

  • Its like the dog is on some kind of drugs... lol

  • this dog is to lazy to breath lol

  • Poker face...

    

  • @ilian53 :pokerface:

  • O cão está tipo "tirem-me deste filme.."lol

  • mdr

  • Zerella :D

  • Madd Dogg

  • Dog is saying get me the fuck outta here!

  • ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbi­iiisssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

  • The dog is slowly and secretly planning the demise of the human race.

  • what the

  • " Le rap du clébard " ROFLMAO 

  • Лабуда полнейшая а вот если бы собака пернула ему поднос было бы прикольно

  • OMG!

  • arete ton rap de merde retourne chez ta mere trou du cul ..!

  • REALLY INTERESTING!!!thumbs up! thanks for sharing.. :)

  • so tired

  • English please! Poor dog!

  • i must say ...WORK WHIT YOUR DOG!!! if u r raping...use d dog body lingue!!! this is .....NOT 4 USE!!! sorry....dog on phone is ok!!! =)

  • Where did man put his head ?

  • owner is now publicly and officially retarded. gratz

  • Gros con va te faire foutre avec ton wesh de banlieu

  • This shit is so damn stupid

  • Se pasan

  • The dogs like "fuck my life" the whole video haha

  • GEEZUS...GIOSEPHENE...AND MARYANNE!!!!!!!!!!

  • LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL

  • Stupid french frog.

  • if your a eminem fan (his newest song) ---> /watch?v=VywOJ7mMFG0

  • wn aburrido xd

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  • @BrownDog12311 people full of hatred are so pathetic

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  • I don't hate i just don't like. i love your videos its just the ppl who comment.

  • o cachorro deve ta pensando"q dono e esse q eu tenho'

  • wat is he saying

  • Stupid ass French bitch. Your fucking annoying. Shut up

  • @azSka8er I like american people who misunderstanding french people/european people... That's funny. In USA, you have nothing in your empty brain, because all is in your fat ass and your big, big stomach. USA = shitty food, fat people and cash. You're not the best nation. Capitalism. That's all. For exemple, everybody in Europe is dreaming to visit New York... AHAHA what a joke. It's just a dirty and ugly city :-)

  • jaja la cara del perro!

  • uggh these people give europe a bad name....... fuck you frensh fucks no one likes you

  • = =|||

  • french cunt

    

  • god thats scary. 1 dont know what the person is saying and 2. just creppy voice and stuff

  • Booting

  • fuck francias

    

  • I really need to do something better with my time.

  • Dog: they don't feed me enough for this -.-

  • all i heard was je jajjejajjejajajejjfj fddajvfdjanjfodavfdon :S

  • y is this language so fucked up? seriously it pisses mi off :D

  • looool a 1.56 jadore il baille mdr par contre le gilet ca fait pas troop rapeur mmmdrrt mes cst pas mal

  • Someones eavesdropping in the back room o.o ( you can see the shadow at around 2:15-2:21)

  • frenchies from france suck sooo fuckking bad... Canadians french are 1000times nicer !!

  • The dog is so amused...

  • french peoploe need to die!!

  • pobre perro que estara pagando!!! tanto martirio pal animal mirale la cara !! dira lo ke me tengo ke soportar por un plato de comida jajajaja

  • what is he saying

  • J'aime pas du tout le rap, mais t'as quand même dit deux ou trois trucs bien, et tu à l'air d'aimer ton chien alors je vote. 

  • the dog is like " Dude Why Me?!" =_=

  • @zelly51 : :-D exactly

  • @hostli : ]

  • i can also rap hfdgfhvdbldfbvbldfjvbadfvblfdv­jahdlvbldvkasdhlvlsdklvdvhgvld­fkdfjd, dhvusdogvyuvweugiuygvojwlgfuiw­tydri7wdf

  • i wonder if this dog dreams in french...

  • i fell like the dog at 1:56

  • vraiment gênant

  • u should get a black dog

  • Cool!

    Le texte est excellent!

  • Poor dog! hehe

  • The dog hates Le Penn 177 people are probably fascists.

  • the only words i hear is wfhjduiaudjbjgjghjfkhksrhrkhfj­hsdklhleruæehguaehohaioahaoihu­aoøå..........LOL!!!!!!

  • This dog should learn english aswell.

  • why do french people have such high-pitched voices?

  • @JoeAdamify

    to communicate with each other when the deep bass of german tank engines is all around. =D

  • speak spanish is better.. hablar español es mejor

  • *The french idiot* : Yay I love this dog~~! so cuteS!!!

    *The Dog*: Sigh, this shit been touching me when the day i was born.... Fuck my life

  • French Fuck

  • ur language sucks... don't even try to rap....

    is more of like this ---> "laksuelkasucaksueasklukalshzk­luejklaekuqkleq"

    like srsly fucking ugly

  • @HKZtyle13oy actually its just cause its not your language, and because you dont understand, she used all different words and its not that bad. listen to Kenny Arkana, and learn other language than yours. they're all beautifull, english sounds fucking retards when you dont understand anything. Evey fucking language sounds fucking weird when you dont understand it so you shouldnt talkishit like this about other language than yours.

  • @Vanoue I am not english, or cracker , or nigger..... OR mexicunt

    dip shit. Learn to fucking read my name

    and this shit just rap like this ---> se kai se ka imaka mak buk lau <--- go fucking die, completely disgusting

  • @HKZtyle13oy why do you tell me to go die because i just wanted to tell you how to respect other thing... lol.. come on man.

  • @Vanoue

    Learn to read please, I'm asking the guy in that video to die.

  • @HKZtyle13oy but whyyyy are you so mean hhaaaaahahaha man !

  • Jesus Christ, French is a fucking annoying language.

  • @ICantThinkOfAName36 Haha Love your comment ! :D

  • i heard mom and asdhsdhasjhdska

  • even the dog knows french ppl are gay

  • Only in France...

  • french rapping sucks

    sorry but its only cool in english

    when do you learn to speak english, france?

  • dog "i shall pee on ur bed tonight...." kid "yap yap yap yap yap" lol

  • lol the dog's bored

  • Stupid mexicannnn??? Pendeja tu puta madre

  • stupid mexicans

  • @dokotarainey14 That's french... how the fuck is he mexican???

  • @dokotarainey14 fail

  • cute

  • to all the fucking retards: YOU shut the fuck up, it's french you stupid fags

  • povero cane...

  • The Dogs Like " I HATE MY LIFE WITH THIS FRENCH BASTARD !!"

  • thumbs up if it sounds like he says the same thing over and over

  • deve star asta los huevos de ti el perroo..ke karita de pena xddd

  • LOL @ 1:56 when the dog yawns...i wonder how he cud put up with all that shit

  • the dog face " -.- " xD !!!!!!

  • C'est fou comme j'me suis fait chier, ton chien aussi a l'aire de s'emmerde! Pauvre bête !

  • @rockundlolo

    c'est sa.. en plus y'en a 100 mille des vidéos de chien avec les mains de leur maitres.. la tienne elle pue la merde

  • Things dog's : Oh, poor child..

  • The dogs looks like he thinks lol such a dumbass

    hahaha xD

  • The dogs looks like he says lol

    hahaha xD

  • SHUT UP u bellend

  • its not fucking hard you just put your jumper round the dog and sit behind you pleb, now stop talking crap

  • c'est de la merde celle la par contre . sale gamin . tu voulais te mettre au rap et tu mets ton chien devant ta gueule sous pretexte que t'es pas crédible à forcer d'avoir une voix grave . PITOYABLE .

  • pobre perro

  • lyrics:bartdnkkhnjcxhbvgzbgkh<­gvbxhjvGGSDYGXYSAG<HCGDHgysdgv­cjsgdfgSYEGHGFYEGFRYEWFWFSBFBS­HGCBSFVSDJCZBXSDVFWDGDAVCJDGSV­BFDSANXVVCBDSXBCVSD BCSDVFGFGVAenjbjjjjjnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndbbbbbbbbbbb­bbbbbbb,jelfjihwnøiplG€hupijdh­salfhsdkfsmhfbdzmhfsdmhfvcbgvm­hbsdfvasbdv shdgcvDFGHSGFGGEEGEGSWyGFRWU

  • YOU ARE DIVVY

  • MegaInvalid: It's funnier if you understand French, which apparently you do not.

  • Dog: I'm used to this mess; I tolerate thisidiot for a living.

  • @rmsolympic1 hahahahahah I can't stop laughing, you made my day

  • @MaRy1lol Dog: Well, this fool got me hooked on Zoloft. It's a damned living: upook uh gork ding dook spit dit..gibberish, gobbldegook!

  • n...

  • lol gtfo

  • ez is kurvaszar

  • How is it rapping with no movement of its lips.... or facial features, to be honest.... he looks utterly uninterested in his long line of french rapping.... o.O

  • Just leave the dog alone for a while..

  • Poor dog,he watches bored,It is true that humans are pathetic

  • GAY SPRACHE

  • haha this is funny but this is gay language

  • is this spanish or im i just imagining. this lol ..???? lol

  • @ripbunnyxzx trust me that is NOT spanish haha

  • @WTFlorena

    hahah yea... lol but dis umm video is annoying though T-T lol XP

  • pobre perro jaajjajaja

  • POOR DOG!!!

    he is like wtf Im i doing here!!!

  • rapping grandma dog? o.O

  • jhjdshjgfjughugnv gfdsbfhkjsjkandsjsahufhn

  • You are Suck !

  • Damn a wigger nigger dog .

  • it's french noobs!!

  • 哈哈哈嘻哈狗

  • #FAIL but #CUTE

  • really you guys just because someone dosnt speak english you have to make fun of them TRES DROLE :)

  • terible lol !

  • Talk English Fat Man

  • Dog: I gave up tryin' a long time ago.

  • lol the dog is like (F*CK MY LIFE!!!!!)

  • dog's like - fuck this shit

  • dog mouth is nog moving ...

  • french gayfags approaching ...

  • usiuu Zapewne tak

  • learn english

  • żelipapą!

  • @MegaInvalidUsername

    He is speaking another language you retard.....

  • @craky2 who the fuck care's !

  • HAHAHAHAHA OMG he looks like my T.V teacher MR.A HAHAHAHAHHA

  • BLAhsdajdafehfe fsdasasdasdasdaqweqegerFmysbhd­a . Then at some parts he sounded like he was about to pukes

  • Oh.... My bad D:

  • wow, I thought all rappers were black

    plus, your spanish sucks

  • @The13thCritic its french

  • god that sounds like my brother trying to talk with food in his mouth like hadfgadtrgzdkjsudyyaopudyfodiy­u what ever that means!

  • hate

    

  • I dont know who gives more pity, the rapper, or the dog...

    I know now, the rapper. lol

  • french bastard, animal abuser!!!!

  • shut up faggot

  • I saw this movie before...umm, oh... Weekend at Bernies.

  • t obliger de souler ton chien?lol Je suis sure qu'il prefere le metal! Ta pas vu? il baille a un moment! lol

  • the dog is dead

  • that dog looks like whoopi goldberg

  • That dog looks like it hates life..

  • I LOVE IT

  • WOWW!!!!!

  • retretuegrhudfbgsjf hdiuidufbnuer hferfbsiubi  z...........t

  • wtf is she doing with her hands.. lol

  • @manohordijk I think the French are very expressive with their hands!

  • @DiverforPort lol, im quite expressive with my hands when im in france, cant speak that language at all!! but what i was trying to say is; people who try to act like rappers come across so idiotic and ignorant, to me at least. Some rappers do suck, but others are unappreciated and misunderstood, their lyrics are poetic and they're just trying to tell their stories and thoughts. On topic; golden retrievers are absolutely cute and awesome, funny vid:D

  • @manohordijk I agree they look like idiots, actually I was thrown by the dog "talking" French, was not thinking he was rapping!! that is what is funny about this dog. Retrievers and Labs are the best dogs.

  • LOVE LOVE LOVE it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rapper Dog!!

  • That dog probably thinks that kid is retarted

  • @7ted lol, fo sure

  • so nice:)