fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. next time you upload a movie, you BETTER fucking make sure it works for everybody. you're lucky i don't fucking find you and kill you you fucking stupid cunt
in south wales UK a woman got some kind of mouth infection from a chicken burger after the staff at her local BK's added sperm to her mayo. apparantly afew of the guys took turns to cum in a container from which they added their special sauce to unfriendly customers meals but were later caught because of the dna match. but yes it goes back to the cardinal rule. NEVER fuck with the people who handle your food.
@Oz1x Have you heard the milkshake one? I cant remeber which one, but in fast food chain they randomly sampled the milkshake machine and found 8 different types of 'dna'... if you know what I mean :/ from when I found that out, I NEVER order milkshakes anymore :p
"Don't f with people who handle your food." SO TRUE! My folks aren't mean, but they like to mess with waitstaff. They think they're being harmlessly funny/clever, but the poor waiter is thinking, , "Is this just a joke or should I be offended?" It scares me 1/2 to death 'cuz I'm wondering if they're gonna go all biohazard on my fish 'n chips. Lesson: Waiters/cooks/mechanics receptionists = way more powerful than ppl think.
I love this movie, having worked food service for a few years and seeing people just like that bitch every day (no they're not exagerating for the few that havn't had the "joy" of such a position) just brings poetic justice to the whole thing.
"Don't fuck with people who handle your food." So true- I've worked at a bar & grill where the cook frequently spit in bitchy customer's food and drinks... so I made sure I was sweet as cherry pie to him (I ate there on break).
I was the assistant manager at a Pizza Hut and at 9:59 one night, we had 2 assholes come in and order 10 Extra Large pepperonis. My cook and I decided to add some special oral sauce to the mix and, not to mention, some special straight from the ground cheese. Never saw them since.
The restaurant business makes a killing for sexy girls or sly guys. If you're ugly, you're usually toast. The Pizza Hut I managed had some biased customers that were so cruel to my heavier employees.
two wrongs dont make a right...they may have been unpleasant but remember the universe tends to unfold as it should, theyll get their dessert sooner or later just spread peace and love man.
That's Skyler Stone as that dumb cook who wanted to put boogers on the steak. He was the host of that fake crappy show Con. I can recognize him from the douchebaggery emitting from him.
to romanticstory. its because your supposed to tip %15 of the bill as a tip. waiters and waitresses only get paid 2.13 an hour because they recieve tips thats why he was pissed off.
b/c he got JACKSHIT For a tip. he gave them excellent service & the tip says how well you did. he should have gotten a ten dollar tip!! 15% bitches. some people just don't appreciate fine service.
When he talks to the old man. TO all the younger generations. Listen to old folk. Have some respect for their knowledge, insight, and dillusion. Remember and learn. Dont be so one sighted. YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING. History is knowledge of knowing history, the future, yourself. YOutube editors, You better recognize, you corporate shits.
Dont mess with people who work with your food. 20 somethngs, Especially Ladies, and teenies, remember who serves you your food. Dont be so indifferent. THats all.
"I don't even care if he gives me a poor tip that is the coolest old man I've met in my entire life" man ryan has so many good lines in this movie lol
lol lucky these havent been deleted yet they say fuck like 800 times and i dont even think ur allowed to upload movies nd shit. if u flag any of this ur a fucking pussy
At my restaurant one of the waitresses got the exact same thing as Dean! The bill came to 62 something and she got a $2 tip! :(
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fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. next time you upload a movie, you BETTER fucking make sure it works for everybody. you're lucky i don't fucking find you and kill you you fucking stupid cunt
WoodyVagina 6 months ago
@WoodyVagina someone has a problem :D:D:D:D
PermanentWeedUser 5 months ago
its a part o 5 rules how to eat in the restaurant..........dont be a bitch!!!!!
velatching 8 months ago
pretty sure people can tell the difference between an actual pube hair and alfafa sprout in their meal lol
iheartmusikkk 9 months ago
Where is part 5?? :(
WORLDxSTAR 1 year ago
QUIT STARING AT MY DICK!
derekpua 1 year ago
lol i used to work in a resturaunt and we did alot of shit but just doesnt compare to this lol i love this movie
Osooyon92 1 year ago 2
in south wales UK a woman got some kind of mouth infection from a chicken burger after the staff at her local BK's added sperm to her mayo. apparantly afew of the guys took turns to cum in a container from which they added their special sauce to unfriendly customers meals but were later caught because of the dna match. but yes it goes back to the cardinal rule. NEVER fuck with the people who handle your food.
Oz1x 1 year ago
@Oz1x Have you heard the milkshake one? I cant remeber which one, but in fast food chain they randomly sampled the milkshake machine and found 8 different types of 'dna'... if you know what I mean :/ from when I found that out, I NEVER order milkshakes anymore :p
SunShineNotAvailable 7 months ago
the meaning of life!! right here best movie ever!
jacksonj69 1 year ago
Belive me... I work with food and Dont ever EVER fuck with people who make your food! Trust me on this one
mbd009 1 year ago 2
Makes me wonder what restaurants actually do this :l
KatiJBx 1 year ago
FUCK LIONSGATE! RIGHT IN THEIR GOAT DICK LOVING ASSES!!!!!!
spotandedgar 1 year ago
woah woah.......what are u doin?u cant mix mexican and continental!haha
magoonahoonoontys 1 year ago
This bit makes me wana hurl so bad, fucking love it lol
Keranofkri 1 year ago
why wud they block sum parts n not the others , so stupid
erzerratic 1 year ago
Great to see JFD though xD His reactions are hilarious!!!
notforone 1 year ago
UGH Gross!!!!!!!
Its funny, but so gross! yuck...
notforone 1 year ago
OMG. its so gross what they do to her food...i dont think i want to eat out again...
themythical7 1 year ago
fuck missing parts
alaaknight1 2 years ago
LOL the guy's afraid to pee in public but he can show off his dick to others
samboy931 2 years ago
Fuck youtube and lionsgate!!!
The fucking bastards blocked parts 5 and 6.
What the fuck!!!!!!!
hip2thabone 2 years ago
Those 2 gangster kids are fucking hilarious.
shungbat 2 years ago 5
@shungbat lol Andy Milinokis is like 30
Kilowarning2 2 years ago
andy milonakis is the fat gangster haha
13kid13kewl 2 years ago
justin long kinda looks like anthony kiedis
y3ahyeah 2 years ago 2
that woman so so rude and ugly she deserve what happen to her food LMAO
16taylor18 2 years ago 5
Anna farris kinda looks like Britney a bit, don't you think? ^ ^
KdanceRulez 2 years ago 2
those kids at the beginning piss me off soooooooo much. Someone needs to cut their balls off and run their asses over! STFU honestly!!!!!!
musicaddict333 2 years ago 3
I think Dean turned the host on when he yelled at that guy.
SJM12492 2 years ago
"it's so veiny" lmfao classic line
southerndandy89 2 years ago 4
where is the rest of the movie
MetalToiletPapers 2 years ago
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vincers9445 3 years ago
That guy starring at calvins penis at 3:33 looks like Tommy from the power rangers. just with different hair..lol
Kryptonian87 3 years ago
who dane cook
flameviper72 2 years ago
That ain't Dane Cook. He's the cook guy.
SJM12492 2 years ago
put part one in this!
dcbayhwks29 3 years ago
it has less garlic salt from when they put it on and when monty is serving it
soulhunter91 3 years ago
and you know the bitches be lovin that shit!!
isles219 3 years ago
am a server, and i remember i spited on a bi*tch glass, cos she really gave me hard time. am sorry.
satanfiras 3 years ago 5
part one please.
mastrizedl 3 years ago 3
that's fuckin nasty, but hilarious...my fav. part of the whole movie
sweetmedelchick 3 years ago 2
"It's sooooo veinyyyyy."
Hahahahha.
BobbyBars14 3 years ago
This movie is the reason i don't eat out anymore.
i just couldn't do it.
cybrinavictoria 3 years ago 19
@cybrinavictoria U just gotta eat at the classy places LOL
ltkammo 1 month ago
I cooked at this one restaurant where we actually did this to peoples food a few times.
rb21122b 3 years ago
" I don't hear any pee!"
jellospore 3 years ago
"Don't f with people who handle your food." SO TRUE! My folks aren't mean, but they like to mess with waitstaff. They think they're being harmlessly funny/clever, but the poor waiter is thinking, , "Is this just a joke or should I be offended?" It scares me 1/2 to death 'cuz I'm wondering if they're gonna go all biohazard on my fish 'n chips. Lesson: Waiters/cooks/mechanics receptionists = way more powerful than ppl think.
mountaincritter 3 years ago 3
omg this movie reminds me of my job, except we don't spit in people's food or have the five second rule... other than that it's like work
kelleher2009 3 years ago
i would never send anything back in that restaurant!
hookedontv14 3 years ago
is that dane cook as the head chef?
hes always funny
cheese5058 3 years ago
yeah, that's dane cook
INSTINKTK 3 years ago
"she was a fucking bitch!do it!"
ErnestMenville 3 years ago 4
I love this movie, having worked food service for a few years and seeing people just like that bitch every day (no they're not exagerating for the few that havn't had the "joy" of such a position) just brings poetic justice to the whole thing.
DarkBunnyLord 3 years ago
you know if you disable the ratings, then no one can find this movie so easily ;) just a pointer to keep this movie up
Link0t 3 years ago
its so vieny
trivium5uck21 3 years ago
The guy gave jean a 2-4% tip. Shitty.
swprincessyo 3 years ago
I found a band aid in my mc donalds burger
runescapeplayakilla 3 years ago 3
Was the dude who pulled his pubes out Dane Cook? I hope so.
Mhardysbitch 3 years ago
yea that was dane cook
Zuko4eva 3 years ago
I love how Natasha's jaw just dropped as soon as he says "You need this more then I do" awesome part of the movie.
disyaboiryan313 3 years ago
"Take a look at the bat wing, bitch!"
HILARIOUS!
nectarinefruit 3 years ago
im tough but i could never tear my pubes out i could take a bullet and hardley shed a tear but that i would cry like a baby
RockandRollTakesSoul 3 years ago 4
Anyone call bullshit?Lol Jk man
dresdan22 3 years ago 2
dont ever eat at burger king! lololo use to work there and trust me shit happends there..lol
TOTALDISORDERPUNKS 3 years ago
its so veiney!
TheIceman3824 3 years ago 4
Dude, he yanked his pubes out! Nice!
crusnikgal01 3 years ago
haha this is hilarious.
GuitarRHCPfan 3 years ago
"What's taking him so LONG?
Why can't he just piss, lik a normal person? I don't hear any PEE!!"
lol
freakaleak114 3 years ago 13
This has been flagged as spam show
take a look at the batwing bitch!!!!!
assWompingMadNess 3 years ago
This is my most favorate part of this movie
SURPRIZE!!!
frankenmuthfreak84 3 years ago
Dude i gonna work in a restraunt to do this shit!
rkocenafan 3 years ago 2
ROFLCOPTER!
"Quit staring at my dick!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
yaajmane 3 years ago
i how he has so many problems with people looking at his dick, but he can flash his balls LOL
barbiesuicideparade 3 years ago
"Then I'm gonna fire you faster than you can say Yo MTV Raps!"
LOL
makreis 3 years ago
It's so funny when he says...."And thats when i start hearing....the voices!"
....the voices?.. lol
HTFfan111 3 years ago
the best part of the entire movie is when hes like "I don't hear any pee"
idiotinabarrel 3 years ago
" quit starring at my dick!!!" lol
suprafan87 3 years ago
"Don't fuck with people who handle your food." So true- I've worked at a bar & grill where the cook frequently spit in bitchy customer's food and drinks... so I made sure I was sweet as cherry pie to him (I ate there on break).
AWickedMind 3 years ago
What if he were allergic to cherries
theXDguy 3 years ago
I was the assistant manager at a Pizza Hut and at 9:59 one night, we had 2 assholes come in and order 10 Extra Large pepperonis. My cook and I decided to add some special oral sauce to the mix and, not to mention, some special straight from the ground cheese. Never saw them since.
greyfox37 3 years ago 2
Awesome lie.
TheDaxKone 3 years ago
The old man is fucking awsome!
Implosion543210 3 years ago
lol last line of this part "So, by having sex with Natasha.."
jackylegs94 3 years ago
Andy Milonakis tries so fucking hard.
ashariston3s 3 years ago
QUIT STARING AT MY DICK!
coxtrox 3 years ago 2
Whoa Whoa What are you doing? Come on man you can't be mixing Mexican and Continental, come on man I thought you were better than that.
afrogurl7 3 years ago 2
me and my friends kinda play a game like that except you show your pubes
sagepancakes 3 years ago
well.....thats not vile, disgusting, and unsanitary at all....freak
jackylegs94 3 years ago
feel free to be as nice and open on the net as possible
theXDguy 3 years ago
Damn I wanna work there!
UnknownSolider137 3 years ago 5
then go apply @ a TGI Friday..cuz thats wat 'shennagians' restaurant is based on
CixXxCuzzo 3 years ago
shennagians is based on bennigans
theXDguy 3 years ago
I think it's just based on your average TGI/RubyTuesday/Applebee's/Chilis/etc everyday casual dining restaurant. They're all basically the same.
powellpicc1985 3 years ago
The restaurant business makes a killing for sexy girls or sly guys. If you're ugly, you're usually toast. The Pizza Hut I managed had some biased customers that were so cruel to my heavier employees.
greyfox37 3 years ago
two wrongs dont make a right...they may have been unpleasant but remember the universe tends to unfold as it should, theyll get their dessert sooner or later just spread peace and love man.
theXDguy 3 years ago 2
Go tell it to Oprah, you pansy =P
greyfox37 3 years ago
okay mabye, just mabye it was pretty funny...:)
theXDguy 3 years ago
i love how the last line is
"so by having sex with natasha"
jakemobley 3 years ago
I sooo wanna work there!
nickyboy22071989 3 years ago 3
That's Skyler Stone as that dumb cook who wanted to put boogers on the steak. He was the host of that fake crappy show Con. I can recognize him from the douchebaggery emitting from him.
FF5addict6 3 years ago 3
"oh its so VEINY"
SpifffyDifffy 3 years ago
i made 10 an hour plus tips last year in NY, loved that job
Su2y914 3 years ago
ryan renolds and dane cook together is like ultimate combo lol
milky105p 3 years ago 4
i think they look a like, they are both very funny too
tieghtpunts 3 years ago
She Was A Fucking BITCH! DO IT!
Lol
DulcineaLite 3 years ago 2
"you gonna mail me a sundae i want it now goddamnit."
sorry people, i'm always quoting movies.
Yngwie247 3 years ago 4
"yo hells yes we get the fuckin hydro we gonna run this city like the fuckin mob, swear to God, we gonna grow it smoke it sell it." funny shit.
Yngwie247 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
THATS WHY YOU DONT
F#@K WITH YO WAITERS
learn my ppls dont fuk with
us lol we never do this but we
should lol jk yeya nice man thx
for the upload lolol
HbDark 3 years ago
like the bitch wouldn't notice a big ass blob of spit in her gravy.
browneyedbritt 3 years ago
"I don't hear any pee!" lol
elZiltcho 3 years ago
ha the old man give little kids the finger lol
melanie589 3 years ago
lol, "STOP LOOKING AT MY DICK !"
stlouie24 3 years ago
yo! mtv raps
tripptriple6 3 years ago
these guys do everything i wish i could do at my job to the ppl that are being dicks
middleman017 3 years ago
the meat-gazing game is the greatest game ever conceived by man since the invention of baseball.
nondesignateddriver 3 years ago 2
Homos are always trying to look at my dick.
Cblack08 3 years ago
You should whip out that motha fuckin shotty like John Goddy. You know those bitches be lovin that shit son!
nondesignateddriver 3 years ago
dude thats fucking sweet i wanna work at a restaurant and fucking spit in peoples shit dude
STUMPTOWNVIDEO 3 years ago
the two chicks running the bar are hot, too bad one of them is a lesbian.
c1soldier 3 years ago
that wasnt change it was supposed to be his tip
FSUMan66 3 years ago
I don't understand why Dean got angry with that customer because he gave him change. Can someone plz explain to me.
romanticstory 3 years ago
because it was a two dollar tip for a 70 dollar bill do the math
JamesPromIII 3 years ago
to romanticstory. its because your supposed to tip %15 of the bill as a tip. waiters and waitresses only get paid 2.13 an hour because they recieve tips thats why he was pissed off.
homophobichomosexual 3 years ago
not in CALI! 8/hr+tips, woohoo!
san fran is 9/hr+tips
Yngwie247 3 years ago
cool, but texas dosen't care. 2.13/hour for our waiters and waitresses.
homophobichomosexual 3 years ago
i feel you; i've waited tables in colorado springs and virginia and it's 2.13...at first i thought it was a joke or mistake.
Yngwie247 3 years ago
wishin i was livin in cali cause in FL we get 3.65/hr+tips
devildrifterX 3 years ago
omg really? 3.65 thats horrible. we get like 8.50 an hr plus tips
H00PZ1679 3 years ago
b/c he got JACKSHIT For a tip. he gave them excellent service & the tip says how well you did. he should have gotten a ten dollar tip!! 15% bitches. some people just don't appreciate fine service.
ecdact 3 years ago
20 percent is the norm not 15
Surfer041 3 years ago
it was 15%...when the fuck was it 20??? fuck this...i aint going out to eat no more!
assWompingMadNess 3 years ago
i love his face when he gets the food at 1.58
comaninezero 3 years ago
When he talks to the old man. TO all the younger generations. Listen to old folk. Have some respect for their knowledge, insight, and dillusion. Remember and learn. Dont be so one sighted. YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING. History is knowledge of knowing history, the future, yourself. YOutube editors, You better recognize, you corporate shits.
blueRiff1 3 years ago 5
Dont mess with people who work with your food. 20 somethngs, Especially Ladies, and teenies, remember who serves you your food. Dont be so indifferent. THats all.
blueRiff1 3 years ago
"that is the coolest old man i met in my entire life"
Fuckin funny
bigfatimac 3 years ago 3
pubic hair in mashed patatoes intresting...
theflaminllama 4 years ago 2
"I don't even care if he gives me a poor tip that is the coolest old man I've met in my entire life" man ryan has so many good lines in this movie lol
Dean223 4 years ago 4
When they're...ahem 'fixing' the steak, don't eat. Just a piece of personal advice...lol
hrauthor87 4 years ago 4
QUIT STARING AT MY DICK
fireball6283 4 years ago 7
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7:17 funniest part of the whole movie
edoublegplant 4 years ago
lol you cant mix mexican with continental
ghostbuster56 4 years ago 8
god i would love to work there
pieeatingmaniac 4 years ago 4
lol lucky these havent been deleted yet they say fuck like 800 times and i dont even think ur allowed to upload movies nd shit. if u flag any of this ur a fucking pussy
vegetareignssupreme 4 years ago 14
lol well u have a point, but now that u have brought it to everyone's attention, I am sure this video will now be removed :(
LglEglElle 4 years ago
"it's so vainyyyYYyyy" HAHAHAHAH DAMN, this movie ROCKSSSS!
donanfer11 4 years ago 6
why is the volume so low?
brandyhemrick 4 years ago 10
some "from unda" cheese lmao
CantThinkOfOne1 4 years ago 5
look like she enjoyed that steak lmfao
thefroggy 4 years ago 6
nothing would have made me happier as a waitress if i had been able to fuck with the bitchy customers the way they did in this movie.
totally awesome
jlov1987 4 years ago 7