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  • i like you.

  • this dude is the bets, he has converted me to Christianity in its true and correct form

  • I 100% agree.

  • Stop dealing with those crazy cult Jesus guy cause u look like them already. And shake off this racism. Glory God that's all.

  • Hey Red-neck...Since when 'Thou shall not judge' one of the 10 commandments! Read the damn bible lol..back at you!

  • Jesus never said anything about wearing a shirt at the dinner table or not masturbating on an airplane praise his name!

  • Also...aren't "false lies" by definition true?

  • In this guy's case, hypertension is the noisy killer.

  • I can't tell if he's serious or this whole thing is a joke.

  • how old is jesus

  • You are a fucking refined redneck man

  • I love shirtless, gay Ausies.

  • now kids dont do drugs!

  • WE ALL KNOW HE WANKS TO THE BIBLE

  • I love you

  • Christianity- A really cool religion, because if you follow it then you can go around raping, beating, and killing people, and as long as you confess your sins at the end of the day and repent you'll go to heaven!!!!!

    I masturbate fifteen times a day, but I'm going to heaven because I tell God that I love him after I'm done!

  • FUCKTARD

  • WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GO FUCKING GROW UP?

  • The stupid damn australians

  • You own your own face int he first 30 seconds of this video by saying something is none of our business while making it our business by broadcasting it. Well done.

  • The REALLY HILARIOUS thing is that this guy(1GOD1JESUS)actually will delete entire videos if he doesn't like the commentary on it--even a TEENY bit. Now THAT indicates a lameness about 'im. ;) BUT, the point here: God & Jesus actually PREDICTED the lameness of this dork & others like him over 2000 YEARS ago. Simply go to the Bible & Matthew (Chapter 10). It will only take you 5 minutes, maximum, to read Matthew Chapter 10. :) And there you discover that God PREDICTED this guy in this video!

  • HAHAHHAAA U EVER TRY SMOKING WEED MAY BE YOU SHOULD U MAD WACK BIBLE THUMPIN TARD

  • swearing is a sin u dumbass

  • @wrathzrage420 This is satire, you dumbass.

  • 16 times u say FUCK , dude on yhis way u BURN ON HELL

  • @SuperMaterialista You burn on hell? On hell? What??

  • the amount of swearing you do, you're definately going to hell

  • This guy would get on great with America's most hated family, that bunch of lunatics from the Westboro baptist church, the Phelps...they have so much in common!

  • put a shirt on mate!

  • Has anyone else ever noticed how anti-Christian people are just extremely angry, or is it just me? They seem to have no purpose in their lives. I wonder if they seek "meaning" in their lives? And, how do they go about finding it?

  • @dwbush777 anyone else ever notice how anti-christians are more smarter in general, are not found in jail as often as Christians, have great purpose in their lives, life for their family and those they love, and realize that they used to be in the cult they speak out against, and want to help those who are still trapped in the psychological jail or religion.

  • I love it how alot of the people here think he is a real christian! Are people that stupid to realise its satire....

  • @ukatam

    It's sad I know, but yes some people truly are that stupid

  • This...OMFG, this is the most fucking hilarious thing ever. XDXD

  • I laughed soooooooooo hard 

  • Yeah, I think somewhere at the back of the Bible it sez only faggots don't wear shirts when saying grace. I bet Fred Fkn Phelps would know!! You're a fkn idiot and I like it! Keep it up!

  • Wouldn't be surprised if it did actually say you have to wear a shirt. LOL.

  • Whatever happened to love, patience and gentleness.  If you hath not love then you hath not Christ.

  • lmfao, your a radical christian eh?

  • as if you have one? disciple your face! hope you die soon so you'll see hell! once again disciple your face! trying hard!

  • well it seems that you have a peaceful life!!!! enjoy in hell as you burn to death!

  • Hmmmm i should eat my burger shirtless

  • your pants in every god damn video, just accept you will die, and it makes you look like a dumbass saying you KNOW that there is a god, or heaven.

  • jesus told you to shut the fuck up. you are acting like jesus is your bro, and if i do recall, you are supposed to forgive your enemies and keep them in your prayers, not fucking rage shirtless and bust a god damn neck vein. youre saying we have false gods, your reading from a fucking false book! its called the bible! this is like proving that evolution made human beings because you read the fucking dictionary, or the hit novel EVERYBODY POOPS! god damn that book relates to you because you shit

  • Psychopath

  • It's none of our business---so you make a video of what you do and post it on the internet? Um-k. Toodles.

  • But now you must rid yourselves of all such things as these: anger, rage, malice, slander, and filthy language from your lips.

    Colossians3:8

  • you are a fucking douchebag...that was a message from Jesus.

  • This man is either seriously disturbed and deluded or he's an atheist trying to put people off Christianity! Seriously disturbing. Why is he so angry? Maybe a psychopath so I think it is best to ignore him and hope he seeks help with anger management. This is a good example of how offensive and aggressive swearing is. He's certainly no follower of Christ. Even though I'm an atheist I know that this sort of behaviour was not what Jesus was preaching.

  • haha. i'm a christian but this guy is funny. actually i can see flashes of colin lane in his comedy. ah gotta love aussie sense of humour

  • @GooGooGooGahGahGah

    I 100% agree..... but at least we can say what we feel. Without thining we're going to get lynched. And we ain't trying to teach fairy tales in schools like other countries.

  • Dude, I have more of a problem with your anger issues than with your shirt problem. I'm not sure if you're a real Christian by the way you spit out those curse words.... Would Jesus say those things? Obviously not.

  • i thought god would have sent me a nice messanger

  • if its only your fucking business...dont make videos about it, and post them here. that makes it our business...no one cares if you wear a shirt...

  • "when are you fucking idiots going to fucking learn the fucking lord" oh yeah real christian right there

  • Why don't you take off your pants and jacket?

  • I was citing four mind control buzz words and you obviously didn't understand that. I still stand by my original premise. Now you try and take my words and twist them. Doesnt work on me I'm not so easily programmer or hypnotized as you apparently. Take some DMT. Find the truth and move on. For ypurself.

  • I think he is demon possessed frankly I am going to pray someone casts the devil out of you lol!

  • i know you can and i didnt complain about it just why dont you im not judging you tho?

  • if youre not joking then you are mentally unstable. Need to seek care. Stop reading the mind controlled program of the Bible....just look what its doing to you. Its creating a Devil within you. You are more a part os Lucifer/SATAN SHIATN than a holy one.

  • @pauldecristoforo Funny how you say the bible is a mind-control program then you give four different names for the devil-lucifer-satan-shiatn? Maybe you should seek help yourself.

  • Oh God bless you brother.Your native tongue and incredibly vast knowledge of our good book would see you as being a truely worthwhile guest to Any bible study group.Your showing people the 'True' path to salvation really is a wonderful and wholesomely fun journey that we,as christians get to travell hand in hand with our heavenly father,The Lord! Great fucking video to mate!

  • i bet he beats his wife god jesus said he could. wait arent you judging us by saying our gods are false? who gave you the right to judge? atleast i dont believe in a fucking paradox you asshole. GOD COMING DOWN IN HUMAN FORM TO REDEEM HUMANITY IS CONTRADICTING, he would be redeeming himself if he did that, AND YOU CANT BE SPIRITUAL YET RESIDE IN A MATERIAL REALM absurd basterd.

  • Why aren't you wearing a shirt?

  • To all disciples, that's his own house, not a public street, so mind your own business.

  • Sorry I don't know your name, so I'm going to call you shirtless man. Well said, shirtless man. As long as you don't cause harm to others, do what you want and I believe that all of us should have the right to do what we want without intervention from others as long as no one gets hurt of course. I too am tired of people saying what I do or believe in is immoral.

  • Cor 69:69 Gregeth shall wear the cloth of the pious at the supper table.

    Repent.

    Oh this was in the original draft before it was edited for the fiction stand.

    Jesus, what next :(

  • PLEASE MAKE MORE- TODAY!  G-SUS.

  • hey man wow dude now i kno why people hate us...he wants us to love not scream

  • Have you ever realized that you're judging us by calling us names? It's also a sin to swear. I'm suprised God never told you. Ephesians 4:29 tells us, "Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen." First Peter 3:10 declares, "For, whoever would love life and see good days must keep his tongue from evil and his lips from deceitful speech." Word.

  • @sarahhraymondd

    WAAaaaa..ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

  • @Cootabux

    ;)

  • @Cootabux

    ;)

  • @sarahhraymondd Bitchy whore.

  • @sasquatch268 you don't know me. <3

  • @sarahhraymondd You realize your bible is extremely fallacious, right?

  • how didnt this get flagged

  • "I do things for him, he does things for me"...I bet you both enjoy each others cocksucking for each other...lol

  • This isnt abt the Tshirt (u being a guy, that doesnt strike me as important), it's sumthing MaB u dont think it's wrong (Ephesians 4:29) bt could u Please cut out the cussing and maB sum of the condemning? I understand Y yu'd b cussing at the blaspo' video bt evrything?

  • man u scared me at 1:04 lol

  • looooooooooool

  • 330 People are retarded.

  • The term for the striking similarity between satire and real fundamentalist videos and the resulting difficulty in telling one from the other is known as 'Poe's Law'.

    ...e.g. "I'm calling Poe's Law on this guy."

    This, however, is satire. Visit his channel page.

  • you're kidding right?

  • Th satire cuts too close to the bone for too many Buy-Bull thumpers who actually believe they have special permissions

  • Get for the air psycho

  • Ok this guy is satire. I had to check. I have seriously met people like this.

  • @vorkvoyd this guy is psycho and a bozo and this whole vid is boring

  • @j919or I did the research, this guy is a satire. It's funny when you look a it in context.

  • Is this guy for real?

  • this guy is not just a follower of jesus, he IS jesus.

  • when your disrespectfull to the lord you will pay remember what i said when your down he will be the one you cry to

  • verry ironic dont tell me what to do but stil he listens to a book hahahahaha ;D believer = retard

  • omg lmao

  • Oh man i never laughed so hard in my life. you're a crack up man! READ YOUR BIBLE OR YOU ARE FUCKED!! ROGL!

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  • The ending of this vid should be on a t-shirt, read the fucking bible! do it now or you are fucked! How do you not laugh, you are wacky buddy but God bless you

  • Dude put on a shirt when you're talking to us roflol.

  • that would be mel gibson brother.

  • -sends to raywilliamjohnson- ;3

  • This is a fucking funny video....ha ha ha ha

  • LOL

  • fuck off dickhead ur no messaginger

  • But now that i think about it, someone like you (who obviously hasnt read the Bible) probably shouldn't be granted the grace of being in contact with any form of biological life, and CERTAINLY not in possession of a platform from which to claim pseudo-superiority over those who REALLY don't care. I'm pretty sure if you were pulling a Fritzl then it'd be everyone's business.

    You're shooting your argument in the foot and also not doing your type any favours.

    May the FSM bless you

  • Jesus told me to tell you that he was only joking.

    Surely doing whatever you want would include

    a) being human

    b) being human

    (which the bible squeezes from its followers anywyay) and henceforth would be against the Bible. Or at least your perspective of it.

  • Finally! A good Christian.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA i love it. God is such a joke. I love raping him nightly

  • You say at 2:12 "Stop judging me, Which is in one of the Ten Commandments, Thou shall not Judge" but your calling us Idiots and Fuckers? Isn't that judging?

  • you should be on tvv:D

  • hahahahahaa i can clearly see that the"way of the lord" has granted you so much peace and happiness.

    oh yeah, is there something in that book about turning the othe cheek?

  • i love this guy

  • All the ppl who think he is serious r all fooled.

    He is just making fun of Christianity.

    His is an athiest.

    he is just like edward current .

    Both make fun of god in different styles.

    A lot of comments show ppl din't get him,

  • Greg, I just wish so badly 1god1jesus was a real person. I love him. You've given me more laughs than anyone else on youtube.

  • wow, this guy is a great actor - so much better than the homogenous cesspool that is hollywood.

  • FUKIN PRIK

  • 1:12

    "When are you fuckin idiots going to fuckin learn the fuckin way of the fucken Lord"

    Yeap, you are surely a messenger of God!!

    Jesus and He's disciples always talked like that to the people... didn't they??

  • @menostube Yes.

  • @menostube - Yup. Deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down inside... Behind the plastic smiles and the plastic love...

    They did. =)

  • Man I think you do need God, you are one angry man.

    lol, he says stop judging me you idiots.... uh isn't that him judging us? just saying

  • Quit yelling at your fucking fuck shit webcam.

  • "Nowhere in the bible does it say that I can not wear a shirt."

    Dude, you just contradicted contradicted yourself. Good job, buddy.

    Go take a shit, you're looking a little backed up.

    Fucking fuck.

  • fag.

  • hahaha this guy is funny as

  • dude, ur a heinous troll, bravo

  • dude, really just shut up. no one is going to go all religous just cuz you told us too. everyone has thier own opinion about this kind of stuff so dont tell other people what to do. by the way get a life besides screaming at a camera about shit. honestly do us all a favor and shut ur fucking mouth.

  • @XxXxEmOgIrLxXxX12 Lol your name is Emo Girl and you don't understand Satire. Good work, you fail in 2 ways.

  • @XxXxEmOgIrLxXxX12 its a satire.Check his other videos u wud understand

  • @XxXxEmOgIrLxXxX12 Rabble rabble rabble rabble.

  • lol, jesus

  • put your shirt back on FACKING NOWWWWW !!!! IDIOT . . . bladdy fack a dack a doo

  • why are you so mad people believe in god?

  • lol hahahahahah Cussing is not a fruit of the spirit!

  • i missed metal music for this?? :[

  • wow.... this dude missed his medication....

  • um...... atheism is great and all..... im an atheist... but you're kinda giving us a bad name. do you really have to put on this act and get all angry (and i can tell its fake anger to get more ppl to watch probably....) umm.. yeah... if i were a Christian and i watched this... i would be very scared and it would cause me to be even more closed minded about atheism.

  • @cats122894 He's not an athiest necesarily. He is acting out satire, his character is an extremist chritian. I don't know his personal beliefs, but this shouldnt offend athiests. If christians watch this and think he is an athiest, then that is atleast 2 stupid things they have thought in thier life

  • Brilliant, had to sub.

  • He still lives at home with him mom

  • How many times were you dropped on your head as a child mate?

  • @renoopsdrugis how can you be dropped on your own head?

  • @grahamsfarm75835 its a satire watch hsi other videos

  • Dude, that's fucking awesome.

  • dude isnt cursing a sin?hahaha

  • @lataviajonas nope, only using god's name in vain.

  • that.....is not....in the ten commandments you moron....lmao.

  • Oh mate i miss your rants! I've just pee pee'd my pants watchin this rant- gettin all mardy n excited! Hahahaha

  • This is an Antichrist right here

  • can I see the rest of your body while you are eating ...please .. :) please..

  • are you wearing pants? xD

  • oh my god you said a rude word, you are going to hell!!! XO

  • idiot

  • @jdwheelbite did you look into a mirrior when you said that ??

  • jesus have mercy on this man, give him your peace,

    i ask in the name of jesus that this demon leave his body,

    may the power of jesus christ save this man.

  • Well im gods messenger and he said leave his son alone and stop calling him

  • You've inspired me brother.... I might get my nob out at the dinner table for Jesus :)

  • doesn't say it heea heea heaa heaa OR FUCKING HEEA.

    Is this comedy? not very funny m8

  • This had me laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!! You may not know your 10 commandments but you know how to make me laugh so hard I cry. Thank you!

  • WHICH -- IS IN THE TEN COMMANDMENTS "THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE"!!!!!!!!

    hahaaahhahahahahahahhah

    The ten commandments contain more stuff about "hitting the sack" than it does about common sense! How dare you imply it actually has that!!

    hahahahaha maybe you should add THE 11th! xD xD xD

  • @YourDarkAccomplice or he,s led astray or it,s a sick joke ,as amatter a fact i find it blasphemous

  • @pcrvg0808 - It doesn't matter what you find it. You are not above other human beings based on your religion. If you don't like it, just like any other thing in life, you should do like everyone else and just leave it.

    Everyone has different beliefs (yes, even Christians will disagree with each other) and no one has a right to be offended by them. The same way some Christians make fun of Jewish, Pagans, Atheists, etc.

    No one is "lead astray" just because THEY-DON'T-THINK-LIKE-YOU.

    Cult!!

  • @YourDarkAccomplice YOU ARE REALLY LOST IN THE DARK

  • @pcrvg0808 - You tell yourself that to sleep at night, kid.

    But you're in a cult. Look it up. Humanity is HUNDREDS of thousands years old. YOUR RELIGION was invented only 2k years ago.

    Your god is a Babylonian PAGAN GOD. (I was raised Christian, too. And wasted my life in a lie.)

    ANY belief that does NOT allow you to think or be yourself. IS a cult. Humanity was made to be DIFFERENT and beautiful. Yet Yahweh is trying to stop exactly that???

    Use your brain, sweety. You have one, you know.

  • @YourDarkAccomplice do you know that jesus came to forfill the law??

    if one accepts jesus as lord and savior, he is no longer under the law, but is under grace.

    thank god for his son jesus, cause how can anyone obey the 10 commandments..

  • @999Thip - Stop being a cultist bigot. Learn some culture, and some appearing so uneducated. If you truly believe that scapegoat of a story(written by the pagans who ritualized goats and people "full of sin" in order to "feel free")then fine! Believe it.

    But don't lose everyone's respect by acting like an imbecile. This isn't your dining room table, and this isn't your church. You're now dealing with educated people, who not only READ your entire bible.. we know the HISTORY behind it. Check it

  • @YourDarkAccomplice oh yee oh little knowledge,

    you speak of things of the flesh, and the flesh listens to you.

    i speak of things of the sprit, which its impossible for you to understand..

    i pray you come to the knowledge of jesus christ, in him there is life.

    through him we have salvation..

    god bless you brother..

  • @999Thip - You really are uneducated. And we're being a bit too patience with your incurable ignorance. Besides, your bible was written by penises and made for penises... lol. I, for one, don't have a penis.. so the bible doesn't apply to me in the very least. *shrug* Your creator is useless, flawed, critical, hateful, and ultimately retarded. (yes, "slow.")

    Oh, and btw, in history, Yahweh was an old Babylonian pagan god known for burning bushes.. lol look it up, pal! xD

  • @YourDarkAccomplice AGAIN ITS BETTER TO REMAIN QUIET,AND THOUGHT A FOOL, THEN TO SPEAK UP AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT..........

  • I love it when he says "or you're fucked!" in his videos. it brings a smile to my face.

  • your fucking hilarious dude, I can't watch this and not subscribe. Jesus is a decent carpenter, he did a good job on my deck! keep them coming buddy, laughing in Canada

  • Is this guy actually a christian???

  • @dontSmokeJK It is a satire, hes actually an atheist.