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  • The best pickup line is I've got a job doing nothing but driving my Lamborghini and I would love to see you drive it.Even if it's a lie it works.

  • They should change the title of this video to "How to pick up a moron with big tits."

  • this is kinda cool

  • NEVER say "Can I buy you a drink". It lowers your value and you're giving her power.

  • Yikes.

    Octobre 2004 must have been a trainwreck awareness month

  • shutup and take your clothes off

  • @ruckingfetards THATS THE ONE!

  • Mine is, "Do you...I... Sorry I get nervous around sexy girls" Actually worked, true story.

  • @FrankDaTank1218 that's actually fantastic! self-deprecating in a way that makes the forward compliment clever instead of crude and cocky. certain women and of course my mom have told me i have a very chiseled handsome face so mores the shame that i'm so short (5'6"). so i rely on dorky lines like yours instead of mega-confident lines...i think i'll steal this one

  • @DougglesMagnificent I feel ya, I'm only 5'8", and I didn't cleverly think this up, I was gonna say some "crude" pickup line, but I actually did get kinda nervous, so I just said the truth in "cute" way.

  • Him: whats that smell ?

    Her: what smell ? Him:

    I think its you ?

    her: LOL WHAT ?

    him:cuz ur the shit

  • what is that 3th girl trying to sell?

  • They hella ugly...

  • @OrionSimm lmfao stfu u jelly uugly bitch

  • @OrionSimm okay 2 of them r ugly -.-

  • @SwAGoNSpOt Yeah. They look old and snobby :(

  • I heard everything she said up until 0:10

  • are you from tenessey!!! thats a great one

  • That last girl is GORGEOUSSSS! And its not about what you first say, its about how you say it. It's all in the delivery. "hi my name is ..." isn't going to work if you deliver it like a schlub and you can make a cheesy pickup line work if you make them laugh.

  • Here's a little bit of news to all of you playboy girls out there - you're all sluts.

  • Using 'em all tonight!!

  • haha i have a time share in the same hotel that first girl was in cabo, Casa Dorada!!!

  • These girls, with the exception of the last one, are ugly.

  • what that smeell ur the shit i noe the line but if it was somone that did not get it they mite think i am shit i smell like a smaelly shit and leave

  • @kazakhmafia1 thanks for spelling it out sherlock

  • Pickup lines are the stupidest fucking thing in the world. They never fucking work and when they do they only work on total hoe bags, and that is not the kind of girl you want anyways! Just be a fucking gentlemen and you will have much better luck.

  • @BandakaKush a gentlemen so in other words be some desperate guy who does w/e she wants. i bet ur wrapped around ur girls finger. i sort of agree but at the same time if u havnt gone around and tested any, how would u know?

  • @1dominator1 Look, being a gentleman does not mean being weak and "doing whatever she wants". Just speaking from my own experience, I seem to get better responses from women when I am just myself, and I am a gentlemen. I treat everyone (including women) with respect because that is how I want to be treated.

  • WOW her eyes are reeeaally far apart.

  • best pickup line: hurry up and give me your number before i don't want it no more

  • wait whats that smell?dam girl you stink!!!

  • Roses are red,

    violets are blue,

    ...

    I suck at poetry,

    show me your tits!

  • Truest pick up line: pose for playboy and your life will go nowhere....unless you marry a really rich dude.

  • Hmmm...cant stop staring at their boobs.

  • Why was this vid flagged? o-O

  • Hey I'm SnugOFP Want to engage in Coitus?

    ;)

  • hey girl can i see your tits?

  • "best pickup line is can i buy u a drink" umm yeah fuck that line

  • ms.2004 looks like a fish

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box

    Here's what you need to do

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll see how easy it is.

  • They call me coffee because I grind so fine lol

  • Because your the shit AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  • I think "Hi, my name is..." only works on girls who love getting boned enough to be in playboy.

  • didnt u just watch the fresh prince seconds ago?

  • @ransran hahaha yes! I take the fresh princes advice over this!

  • @ransran

    haha ! sooo many of us

  • Who taught these floating breasts English? I don't give a fuck unless they're assembling a sandwich to my order!

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  • Best pick up line: bitch, if you can't find a kitchen you can borrow mine

  • agh the second girl's accent is giving me a boner

  • What a dumb bitch. No wonder they're playboys! I prefer my women smart and classy. Now that is true beauty

  • I think I recognize your name somewhere. OH yeah it was in the dictionary, next to CHEAP!

  • Do everything they say not to do... remember they r play boi bunnies

  • that shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you I would be cumming too

  • roses are red, violets are blue, your pussy will be red, when im done with you

  • best pick up line "HOOLLLYYY SHIITTTT! GOD YOU ARE BEUTIFUL!"

  • Hot girl, Hot girl...A feeeesh?.... Hot girl

  • My dick just died, can I bury it in your asshole?

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box

    Here's what you need to do

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box

    Here's what you need to do

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • :50

    Thats what SHE said! no...seriously watch the video

  • thumbs up if u clicked on this video just 2c playboy girls

  • im a rubiks cube, the more you play with me the harder i get

  • "I have a lot of money, and have a huge cock. Period"

  • i just say how about a bite of them pork flaps you have in those pants right there?

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  • Girl, your feet must be tired, because you have been running all over my mind!

    - Will Smith, the Fresh Prince

  • cmon wtf do they know about pickup lines they're just bunch of whores

  • Those are a beautiful sets of legs you have, what time do they open?

  • Keep those standards up high, ladies.

    Wait though... aren't you wearing your underwear in this video and presumably photographed naked afterwards for a magazine?

    Yeah, you definitely deserve some chivalry.

  • Are you from Ireland because when I see you my penis is Dublin.

  • Whats a pick-up line?:P

  • what has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper

  • these girls are all sloots though why would i listen to what a prostitute has to say about picking up chick

  • bergat

  • DTF bH ??

  • Girl, your feet must be tired. Cause you' ve been running true my mind all day!

  • @NiKoHJeLLe haha fresh prince of bell air xD u came after the video of the pick up line episode

  • hi bitch

  • do you work for subway, because you gave me a foot long.

  • hi my name is ....so I don't have to say my name??

  • miss october looks like an alien

  • Are you from heaven because u gave me an erection haha

  • Best pickup line is, Hi, my name is...

    YEAH cause anything works on a playboy girl...hahaha

  • @1234gnrslash chicka chicka SLIM SHADY

  • Miss October looks like a fucking alien

  • @ianadels yea but she has big boobs haha

  • Yeah never use the tenesee one, its a failiure, just tell her shes beautiful, amazing, lovely, :)

  • @saffrongarrettxx Or any variation that DOESN'T make her slap you.lol

  • @TheByrdWhoLovesRock Very true ;D

  • Don't listen to a girl. They fucken stupid. If you listen to your like a pulpit.

  • lets play house you be the door and ill slam ya!

  • The chick at 1:00 was a playmate!?! WTF? I seriously see chicks WAAAAAY hotter than her walking down the street every single day of the week. The others chicks would get some, however

  • dont take advice from these douches. just be as rude as you can. girls love it

  • Every girl on here has a great rack. I forgot about the pick up lines.

  • whack

  • Grab ya' coat, you've been pulled!

  • If I was a squirrel i'd put my nuts in ur hole

  • What the fuck is going on?these girls are dumber than the mallows,actually the last one who says that the best pick up line is "can i buy u a drink" is the most forbidden line evah.if u do this it means:

    1)this girl is a slut cause he wants money(the free drink) to sleep with you

    2)u will look just another jackass who try to hook up by offering free drinks

    3)u will loose money.

    Forget the shit that they are telling,just be elegant and cool with them

  • "Does something smell in here?"

    "What!?"

    "Cuz you're the shit!"

    "Whatever! And then I slept with him!"

  • @controversyking then quite complaining and start using pick up lines

  • ... Tits or gtfo.

  • dam that last girl was fine. who is she?

  • LOL bridget marquet sait the first pick up line was her fave

  • lol @ "whats that smell... what do you mean whats that smell?! it must be you... what? coz your the shit!!

  • Oh and, "I have a magic watch, and it says your not wearing any underwear. (she says omg WTF I so am) oh that's right, my watch is 15 mins fast

  • These all suck! The best pickup lines are: "are you a piece of homework, cause I could slap u on a table and do u right now." "u think I look like chewbacca? Just wait and see my wookie!" "what's 2+2? (chick answers) ah. Smart and beutiful. The triple threat."

  • bla blblablablabla blabla bla bla.-.-

  • you ever consider girls don't know what they want

    or

    they are not the same cause that girl at the end "can I buy you a drink?"

    most girl accept it but just so they can get a drink or two

  • at 1:08 you can kinda see her nipples

  • IS THE 3RD ONE HUMAN....

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    lets fuck.

  • Best pickup line:

    SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL.

  • @Shazaan1 its a classic :D

  • guy: i'd like to invite you to a party

    girl: cool, where?

    guy: in my pants!!!

  • holy shit 0:54

  • nice legs when do they open

  • this is great u can prolly just make some smart comment to confuse them and theyll prolly just get down and start sucking.

  • Guy ; Can i smell Your Box??

    Girl ; What? Hell NO

    Guy ; Oh it must be your feet then.

  • haha like these chick need to hear they are amazing.. they are sooo full of shit. beautifull.. but full of shit.

  • Wow, those girls are amazing. I have never seen a group of girls whose sum of IQs was equal to the room temperature.

  • hahaha, im soooo gonna use that!!

  • @Jaysarch i think they said somethin' about boobs.

  • I didn't listen to the words, I couldn't when there sitting there half naked. so hot! anyways, what did they say?

  • if i were a watermelon would u spit out my seed?

    nice shoes lets fuck

    if i told you i had a 2 inch dick would u fuck me? no? well mines 6 lets fuck

  • id invate your personal space

  • Yeah, if you want to pick up an absurdly beautiful woman, you should DEFINITELY tell her how beautiful she is. Nothing works better than telling her something shes heard several times a day, everyday of her life combined with looking like you'd fall at her feet & worship her to get a girl like that to fall madly in love with you. Oh yeah, & if you're still a nerd in high school, don't worry. The most popular girl in school's going to your prom with you. Watch 80s movies for more info on this.

  • Hi! my name is.... Slim shady.

  • so...couple of dumb,stupid ignorant bitches is giving advice....really great.....and wtf is that kimberly miss october 2004 doing there? she's ugly as fuck with that flat face....my cock's prettier to look at

  • I found the second girl very sincere, the "you're amazing" line can definitely work, but only if you got your life together and have a decent appearance yourself. Imagine a really ugly girl comes to you and tells you how attractive you're, you'd appreciate the comment and then proceed to ignore her the same way this models ignore your creepy ass. Instead of memorizing lines try to get your life together and be a man that is worth being with.

  • WOW this bitches are dumb as FUCK

  • haha yeah they don't even know what they want! obviously telling her she's amazing or "can i buy you a drink" works in their favour but it will absolutely not help you get laid or build attraction. These girls are morons

  • @theperez1991 hey thats is not cool

  • @JayDezzy100 your rite sorry

  • The CIA wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

  • Are you legal? :D

  • hahaha your the shit.. im trying that one

  • Understand that beauty is just a quality, and its really common.

    Really when you think of it, all these girls ever did was being born, it does not inspire me any super respect, they need to be more then that to be with me.

    That's the kind of attitude that can get these girls, if their beauty dont phase you, if you can carry a normal conversation whitout allwais looking at her tits or thinking of sex, you have 20 times the chances you used to have.

    They are nothing special really.

  • Oh my god these girls are so full of shit...every guy in the world go up to hotties in bars trying to be nice to them and it DOES NOT WORK !

    Can i buy you a drink...what a load of shit too, the slut will take the drink then leave you with a litle thank you then laugh at you with her bitchy friends.

    The BEST way to approach a hottie is to make her a compliment that actually is the opposite of a compliment...she will wonder why you're not like the other loser going "your pretty".

  • @Raspout1981

    Dude, I can vouch for the nice guy bullshit. It doesnt work. I was at a party and I said 'Hi, can I get you a drink' She said 'yea ok then' so I got her a drink and she downed it and fucked off! Absolute bullshit!

  • It will never work, unless you choose girls that never or rarely get any attention, which are the ones who we dont wanna go up to.

    Search youtube for "PUA" or "pick up artist"...watch and learn

    It really helped me

  • who's that last chick? she is a Smokeshow damn lol

  • let me get your digits lol

  • i think if you dont be a jerk to a girl you get a lot more chances of getting lucky. i'd say something like i have never seen an angel flying so low cause it does work...

  • 8. You got nice breasts but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?

    9. Pardon me miss, but I can't help noticing that you have cum in your hair

    10. Are we related? Do you want to be?

    11. You remind me of my mother....

    12. Are my undies showing? No. Would you like them to?

    13. Do you like chocolate? Yes. You can have my bar

    14. Hey baby, got any diseases? No. Want some?

    15. You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?

    16. Were you staring at my crotch?

  • 1. you owe me a drink! why? coz I dropped mine when I saw you crossing the dancefloor

    2. Do you have a map on you? no, why? coz I keep on getting lost in your beautiful eyes

    3. I have only 3 months to live....

    4.If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together

    5. Was your father an alien? Coz there's nothing else like you on earth!

    6.Your legs must be tired because you've been running though my mind all night

    7.I'm very very lonely, and I was wondering....

  • do u have sex with strangers? no? let me introduce myself then! giggity

  • hi, my name is jeff. you into anal?

  • I think mines the best. Hey girl i like your shoes. wanna fuck?

  • im an astronaut, and my next trip is to uranus LOL

  • LOL that's the best one Drasnovia. I dare you to use it once haha

  • were u raised in a chicken farm? cause u sure do kknow how to raise cocks! BAM!

  • i wanna be friends with you thats fucking funny lmao

  • helpful...

  • Are you a parking ticket? Coz I really wanna fuck you

  • There are 206 bones in the human body...would you like another one?

  • nice shoes, wanna fuck?

  • hahahahahhaahahahaha

  • @insensitiveremarks

    Too long.

    "Wanna Fuck?"

  • girl do u have a mirror i your pocket be causei can totally see me in your pants

  • 1:00 looks scary

  • How about "My dick... Your mouth"

  • lol wtf ur not a shit!!

  • best pick up line is:

    hi my dick has died can i burry it in your pussy

  • lol

  • Overheard in a bar, a gal talking to a guy, "Let's go back to my place. You can butter my muffin, and I'll cook your sausage."

  • Pickup line? i just hit em with a strong first hit

  • lol your the shit hahahah