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  • NOW YA FUCKED UP, NOW YA FUCKED UP, NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP

  • Apparently, he fucked up...

  • was it u string bean? u skinny ass lookin muthafucka! lmao

  • Lmfao- WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT HEY!..WHAT? WHAT! & REWIND 5 MINUTES THO KUZ THAT PIECE OF SHIT WAS TALKIN I COULDNT PAY ATTENTION!

  • me and my friend had an arguement using lines from this XD

  • Just calm down!

  • Listen to the woman John! Calm down, just calm down.

  • Now u fucked up now u fucked up now u fuckd up now u fuked up u hav fucked up now srry keyboard sucks

  • 16 people have fucked up now!

  • I always come back to this

  • Best vid eva!!!!!!

  • my favorite wkuk of all time

  • @tehlittlebit

    i get it its just the president should know if hes skinny or fat i mean he has eyes??

  • aberham lincoln calls him skinny and fat??? dumb ass....

  • @1j9c9g8 you clearly don't see the point in this..

  • now you have fucked up.

  • he broke my butt!!

  • NOW U F****D UP!!

  • I suddenly have the urge to watch Hamlet..

  • (Insert random pieces of dialogue from the video here.)

  • Don't break my butt!!

  • I gotta piss never mind I got a bottle

  • Ya dude i know!!! Do u have a ps3

  • Its a little better sensored but

  • @pickle010203 i agree actually. so funny with how many bleeps there are

  • String beans

  • o my god hamlet, i just saw a fucking vampire!

  • You fucked up.

  • LOL i was looking for this video its hilarious.

    

  • Lmfao

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  • @higherbrainpattern How old are you? 12 right?

  • @higherbrainpattern well you are a bland person

  • He was hammered in the ass so much that he died of being hammered in the ass.

  • SUK MY PRESIDENTAL COK BITCH !!! Look down at other comment it's FUKN FUNNY

  • TUBLE LARGE LOOKIN MUTHA FUKA WHAT WHAT WHAT

  • this is so funny

  • Yeah john, you heard the woman, calm down, just calm down , calm down! Lmfao

  • So much can be taken from this video...

  • 10 People Fucked Up.

  • Lincoln reminds me of half the guys at my school...

  • @RejectorofDelusion me too,and i graduated 10 years ago

  • Did someone fuck up?

  • Sorry guy,im not subscribing ,why, cuz Jeff davis told me not to

  • WITCH ONE OF YALL DAMN MUTHAFUCKAS JUST SAID THAT SHIT!!!  lol too funny

  • NOW YOU FUCKED UP

  • YEAH, LISTEN TO THE WOMAN JOHN. CALM DOWN, JUST CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN, JUST CALM DOWN!

  • 9 people got hammered in the ass so much, that they died of being hammered in the ass. DoNt bE pLayEr H8n'

  • Funny!!

  • You can change the speed XD

  • that is fricken funny funny hahahaha

  • What did they use to hit with the hammer?

  • NOW YA FUCKED UP NOW YA FUCKED UP

  • Now You Fucked Up! Now You Fucked Up! Now You Fucked Up! You Have Fucked Up Now!

  • YUP HE"S FUCKED UP BU T THE ONLY THING THAT IS DIFFERENT IS THAT IT IS SOPPOSED TO BE A GUN NOT A PHONE!!!!!!!!

  • YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW

  • i found this VERY easy to masturbate to...

  • @PinkDivaBBY now that's funny 

  • @ConsumerOfToday LOL ;)

  • 1:30 with transcribe audio.

  • 8 peoples butt`s have been broken

  • he he actually got hammered in the ass so much, he died of getting hamered in the ass.

  • 8 people have f***k up and calm down just calm down

  • Oops wrong vid.

  • It's hard to give the best man's speach with a... BONER

  • Some funny ass shit !'

  • I wish this is the hamlet i had to read in school...

  • SUCK MY PRIESIDENTAL COCK BITCH

  • There is NO amount of times that I could watch this that it would cease being FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • funniest shit EVER.

  • CALM DOWN, JUST CALM DOWN!

  • Calm Down, Just Calm Down! Haha funny stuff! Lmfao

  • 8 people are some dead mutha fuckas

  • Reminds me of Chris Rock alittlelol

  • quite a mouth on our 16th president

  • AHH! he's hittin my butt!! he's brakin my butt! dont hit my butt!

  • Now you have fucked up!

  • turn around and say it again!

  • lmaaaoooooo! :D i've watched this at least 12 times today.

  • now you have fucked up

  • SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT xDDDDD lmfao

  • fucking funny

    

  • haha 1:00 omg

  • the play is funny lol

  • now you fucked up

  • 8 people are fat peices of sit xD

  • SHHHIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiii­iitttttTT

  • 7 people should be hammered in the butt

  • this is funny as hell lol "what! what! what! what! Hey! what! what!"

  • why are there vampires and othello in Hamlet?

  • now u fucked up now u fucked up now u fucked , now u have fucked up .... tehehehe

  • NOW U FUCKED UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i love how he calls him skinny, and then a fat piece of shit.

  • CALM DOWN JUS CALM DOWN!

  • 7 people need to calm down just calm down and if you know that you not going to like it then. DON'T WATCH IT

  • hahaha "dont break my butt!!! hes breaking my butt!!!!!" hahahahah

  • But abraham lincoln accually got hammered in the ass so much.. that he died of being hammered in the ass. Thank You xD

  • im pretty sure he had to many cock tails that night

  • Yes its deffinately OVER 9000!!!

  • I THINK MRSIXTEENTHOFAPENNY NEEDS TO LISTING TO THE WOMEN CALM DONW JUST CALM DOWN

  • MrSixteenthofapenny is reeeaaaallllll cool guys :)

  • fucking hilarious!!!!!!! XD

  • MrSixteenthofapenny needs to calm the fuck down

  • Hey! What?! WHAT!

  • @Darazi97 we just heard that dumb fuck

  • John needs to calm the fuck down.

  • good shit

  • why is everyone posting stuff they just said it the video? fuckin idiots

  • @MrSixteenthofapenny needs to calm the fuck down

  • @20048666 needs to go suck a dick

  • 7 people have FUCKED UP now

  • just calm down

  • "i got a bottle, its alright!"

    hahahahhahaha:)

  • @bettycrockercandles we just heard that dipshit

  • hhahahhahahahha ohh my gosh i mean that is funny you guys should do one of hitlers real death hahahah lol

  • i drank to much liquid now i gotta piss

  • jst calm down jst calm down jon jst calm down

  • Haha so funny love it

  • Calm down

  • Shiiiiit

  • lincoln was black

    

  • LOVE IT N ILL SAY IT AGAIN I LOVE IT

  • LOVE IT N ILL SAY IT AG

  • LMAO 1:59 LOL

  • Funnier with the beeps in it

  • where you going skinny where's that fat peace of shit going?

  • Stop the play I drank too much liquid now I have to pis! LOL

  • "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiit"

  • was it u string bean, now u fucked up

  • President Licoln got hammered in the ass so much, he died of being hammered in the ass. Thank you good night.

  • now you fucked up

    now you fucked up

    now you fucked up

    you have fucked up now

  • those 6 have fucked up now

  • you have fucked up now

  • which one of you dead mother fuckers just said that!

  • abraham lincoln sounds like t-pain 0_o

  • omg... i think thats like literally one of th funniest videos ive seen so far... me and my friend were laughing so hard! make more!!!

  • 6 people didn't want to suck lincoln's presidential cock

  • remove that goddamn subscribe annotation....fucks up what lincoln's saying.

  • in the words of shakespeare: SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTT­T!!!!

  • 6 people have sucked Abraham Lincoln's cock... lol

  • the president sounds like t-pain

  • 6 people broke their butts

  • that is the definition of hood

  • he should have hit a building with the hammer

  • WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? HEY!

    WHAT?

    WHAT?1

  • "REWINd THE PLAY FIVE MINUTES THOUGH BECAUSE THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT WAS TALKING I COULDN'T PAY ATTENTION WHAT YOU GUYS WERE DOING SO REWIND THE PLAY FIVE MINUTES AND YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP"

  • "You tubby lard lookin' motherfucker!" xD

  • @SeanJohnson625 correction - tub of lard

  • @TheLuckiAce25 Oooh, that's what I meant to say then. Thx.

  • CALM DOWN JUS CALM DOWN CALM DOWN JUS CALM DOWN

  • Stereotypically, its almost as if Lincoln is acting like a black person in a movie theatre which is a bit funny considering what he stood for. Still love every second of this skit. Sucks they are ending it after the 5th season.

  • what are you doing skinny? what are you doing you fat piece of shit? lolz

  • Was it u string bean u skinny ass mutha fucka

  • I love how he called him a skinny ass lookin mutha fucka, then turned around and called him a tub of lard lookin mutha fucka

  • OH SHIT....HAMLET, I CANT WATCH THIS....HEY EVERYBODY, I CANT WATCH THIS!

  • Was that you string bean? You skinny ass looking mother fucka!

  • i loove this!! lmao!! :D  follow me on twitter A_gravely

  • 5 people got hammered in the butt

  • Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet

  • 5 People FUCKED UP

  • @TheButterynipples no 5 people got hammered in the butt

  • 5 people sucked a presidential cock already

  • i like how for about 4 minutes the play was two people walking around

  • His hat wobbling back and forth...and it doesn't fall...HILARIOUS!!!

  • 5 people have now fucked up.

  • Rewind the play 5 minutes 'cause that fat piece of shit wast talkin too much, rewind the play 5 minutes and YOU, Shut The Fuck Up.

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  • Now u fucked up! Now u fucked up! U have fucked up now! Now u fucked up! Now u fucked up! Now u fucked up! Now u fucked up! NOW U HAVE FUCKED UP!

  • LISTEN TO THE WOMAN JOHN!