Suicide and a Hair Cut

[lilcj88]

2:59



[nattymcg]

Dude, falling off that 100 mile cliff would suck

[KissThePavement]

i think he swam here - LMFAO HOWLING

[PandaBoe]

???

[ammiella]

When I was seven I asked for a trim and the lady cut my hair to nearly above my freaking ears. I ran and hid in my backyard and told everyone I didn't want to go to school "EVER AGAIN!"

[Gorgonzola2104]

What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

2 weeks.

[rock1chica]

i once asked for long wispy bangs that would just barely show. the lady gave me effin two inch thick bangs that barely touched my eye brows.

[PessimisticAshley]

@rock1chica me too. lol, I have them right now

[lepthymo]

highest suicide rate ever? right.. ever had hystory, guys that make statistics? 1st world war! 50% of the deaths weren't kia but from disease, getting shot for deserting, killing yourself, shooting yourself 20 times in the legg, just not to have to return to the army!

[GoodAngel445]

Great, My teacher said that soldiers that come home are crazy and get addicted to drugs, and now you say they have a chance of commiting suiside. My dad should have never joined :( :( :( :( :(

[forgottenforguitar]

Well, Phil, if you were a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan driving around in a humvee (Come on people, it's NOT a FIGHTING VEHICLE!) and you see your buddies getting blown up, it probably takes a toll on you.

[megs675]

I had the SAME THING happen to me.

I was young,

so i almost started crying in the chair

[xMissBlueEyesx]

i laughed so hard because i had the SAME EXPERIENCE.

basically.

i asked for LAYERS. and she decided to give me a mullet?

mullets suck. especially on girls.

[StainzToXin]

i asked for my bangs long so i could put them over my eye blah blah blah yea im emo but this fuck cut my bangs STRAIGHT ABOVIE my eye:P it made me so bad i threw hairspray at the mirror

[xThunderxWolfx]

xD  The most out there haircut i've ever had is a mohawk

[SilentxViolence]

Haha. Especially on EVERYONE. Haha. But that sucks. Where'd you go?

[vidssesw]

i think this is probably one of your best videos, very down to earth, and it shows a very logical point of view!!

[xXxmoonwarriorxXx]

your little moan before the end credit thing was kinda sexy =]

[eggiex1]

I laugh at your recommendation to get a College degree simply because I got a BS in computer science, 3+ years of experience, and yet I've been unemployed for the past 6 months. Come June 1st, I'm gonna be homeless. So much for a degree meaning diddly squat...

"Oh you need skillz too! You just suck!"

Well thank you random person from youtube for assuming I didn't learn anything in those 3+ years AFTER college working in software! By all means, make more blind assumptions about me! :)

[MrMushroomCloud]

y did that airline decide to go all nude? is there a reason behind it or were they just really drunk?

[USMCPyroManiac]

only 30 years off, not bad lol

[corrosivedevotchka]

i hope that the nude airline dosen't have leather seats...

[avatar101010]

Hahaha!

[jujuto1]

ew!

[brainiac554]

1978!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zuchii]

My name is Pablito :(

[Innergoth333]

hahaha... stop giving bad hair cuts :P

[JuniSwan]

AAAAAAHHHHH! your rite he is a vampire, but its ok I like vampires!

phil is a gangsta............yes..yes he is

(omg listen to the word gansta on audio preview xD haahahahahaha)

[eMiLiCiOuSx100]

cluster fuck.......lol.........i like that word

[xxsyke92xx]

lol i love the end. "I'm Gangsta" with a hollister hat. lol

[Meerabobeera]

wow al of that news was slightly depressing...

[pOWeRbYeVIL]

FIRST!!!!!!1!1!!!11!!!!1one!!!­!1!

any1 else find that really annoying?

[suneedays]

Jan 31, 1978 is my birthday!

[jgcoaty]

phil, its unavailable!

[thelisawaring]

Vampire at 2:37!

[mdumas93]

wow...in this video your teeth look really sharp...like a vampire..or a rabid animal

[punkrocker3439]

ur hair looks cool

[uknoitProductions]

first!

[jasonskater9]

speakin of probes, how ya doin.

lmao

[Leetah91]

that last part of the video was cute lol

[kendolyn13]

where did the dimples go?

[SwayZyhiphop]

u 're brilliant phil

[Jackcouldcanyou]

ye get a radio show. live on the internet one. id listen to it for sure

[tylerxXxMcDermott]

Ever thought about a Radio Show?

[TheAwesomeJayandGray]

yeah, I think that would be a good idea... Phil has a lot of potential.

[johnv811]

I totally third this.

He'd be an amazing host.

[MitsukiRox]

extremely amazing

[Turbojacob]

4th this

[themurge]

ahh young phil is great

[CrazyEyes217]

i have never been so happy to be a computer science student

[timthekid999]

the haircut isnt that bad

[kitygurl12344]

i think your haircut is cute

[sexxymexxi]

you have the cutest laugh, lol

[niji103]

1978! Lawl x]

[0v3rk1ll2006]

nicw whine at the end

[alishaward24]

And, on another note, military suicide rates have always been high. My husband is in the army(and in Iraq right now).. So I hear about this suicide shit news from him all the time. And that "speaking of probes" thing reminded me of thewinecone, lol

[alishaward24]

as a former beauty school dropout.. even I know, Enrique should have gone shorter on the sides..Anywho, you still look fantasmic!

[RosePetalLex]

omg.. funny :D

[jagenigma]

Well, I haven't even gone to college yet. I graduated out of high school in june 2008.

I am at that "quarter life crisis too"

[DaftBoosh]

9-11% ha ha ha the giuliani joke was funny, and go to sleep, u look like shit on white bread

[gr8oneljv]

PHIL...GO BACK TO SCHOOL

[kaykayrocks14]

lol thats soooooooooooo funny dude your funny

[galwguitar87]

LOL "I'm gangsta"...while wearing a hollister cap...yea nothin's more gangsta than hollister...lol love u phil

[EmPhEsIs]

lol i kno sum hugs who rock hollister lol real talk

[MewBerrry]

Right when you said the guy was arrested... a police siren sounded outside of my house. XD Great video, five stars!

[ilikenarutoalot]

240000

[uscpharm07]

PC way of saying he swam here :D lmao

[benten1995]

im gansta 2

[nooneeles]

1978? what. haha its great. and yes phil you are them most gansta' person i know.. well kind of know i guess in a way

[OneLineAtATime]

1978! haha ya are gangsata man!

[aljay64]

Not as bad as your latest haircut!

[PineappleOxide]

Lol, you make me laugh.

[emo91176]

wow

[angelkandi1]

BLUETACK!! ...

[WhatStephanyThinks]

"1978!"

lmao

yer pretty ganstaa(:

[anthony2719]

lol, fucking best lines you ever had in your videos, 0:33-0:45 you used mexican names for one guy. ok, people will say thats racist but its comedy

[OhaiKrissy]

Speaking of probes...how you doin'...no"

Priceless

[faceholekronenberger]

1978 lol

[dewyd33]

'i would like to!" LOL so fucking funny

[LAURENisBALLIN]

i don't think i've ever heard anyone besides me say clusterfuck.

that made me really happy:]

[TheImmortal92]

Yahtzee says it :o Search Zero Punctuation on here. It owns.

[ChompyProductions]

dane cook says it too

[devotedpupa]

i said hey lets google it so we can figure where did it came from but then i though... googoling clusterfuck? bad idea

[iluvjbrothersx1000]

HA ur hair looked fine, nice gangsta hat from hollister (?????)

[HeyNefri]

I think your hair looks cool.

[yeeoitsannie]

hollistteeerr =]

[BlackManWithAnime]

Cluster Fuck=Dane Cook

[BubbLeShOeZ]

haha i love how the cap is from hollister

[shadling21]

aw you laughed in this one

[narugirl0125]

i cant stop staring at the top of ur head... lol

[CShorty92]

Nice little moan at the end there... and the gangsta thing... no hun. just.. no XD

[ibukiZ]

haha, 9 to 11 percent...

nice.

[Darkside780]

Wow everyone here seems......nice...ROFLMFAO,you guys are being asses not all of you though.

[frkcrashtest]

omg the same exact thing happened to me, except it was an asian lady who cut my hair like an asian kids, which meansshe shaves off the sides and evened out the top with scissors which didn't work because my hair is incredibly curly.and my head ended up looking like a mushroom. for about 3 weeks.

[theflaminllama]

im gangasta oh i need sleep lol!

[simnos1]

speaking of a probe how you doing?

no?

[pacmancutie18]

ahaha....love how your being gangsterr in a hollister hat.

[iamonlinew]

Don't be homophobic. It took him a lot of courage to make that coming out video.

[FlyingArcticFrog]

that was a joke. phil isnt gay dude.

[petapetrelli]

lol ur both idiots!

[ZSP008]

Wow, amazing comeback. Oh yeah, no, not really.

[mlaroche]

As if your response to his comeback was off the fucking rictor scale.

and seeing as sarcasm has to be taught on a learning curve, that was sarcasm.

[ZSP008]

It wasn't a good comeback at all. It was the truth.

[tompster]

When being sarcastic, saying "Oh yeah, no, not really." makes you a douchebag.

[ZSP008]

AMAZING COMEBACK! Oh yeah, no, not really.

[redclaybottle]

I LOVE YOU! Oh yeah, no, not really.

[ZSP008]

That's good, because I don't love you either.

[Sandiooo]

I'm doing fine.

[PhillyDSheeple]

i luv ur hair!!!

[Kentarules2]

LOL "i would like to!!!!"

[almondmnm]

yeah, i had a barber who ate cheesy doritos and then put her fingers in my hair. i don't know how you can do that without realising what you're doing so i can only assume she's an evil disgusting bitch.

[VoenDomar]

"I think he swam here" LMFAO.

[greenyfied]

hahaha the end was my favorite

ahhh i need sleep.

RANDOM...

[pshoom]

hahahaha 9-11%

:D i'm gonna miss that.

[SarahJMcC]

speaking of probes.. how you doin?

LOL!!@!~~~

[goldnight]

slighty offending, but very funny :)

[ilikapus]

lol well im not italian but i was wearing a tank top at work and my manager said i look like the italian cook cuz of my chest hair

[MiesterN]

fuk ur a jerk :-D!!!,

he swam here???

[TheRegretsLater]

lol at the last two clips.. ^^

[fatninja2]

january 31 1978 lol

[ladyxluckxrulesxok]

''im gangstaa'' LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD JOKAH!

[Tyger2047]

"Oh... I need sleep"

xD

[BlueSkyProduction]

i'm always pissed after going to get a haircut because it always looks crap. as if i would go to prom right after getting the hair cut oO lol? no! i go back home and play pokemon on my computer. and i'm happy that there are no hair hanging in my face and bathering me..

last time (3 days ago) i cut the hair that was bathering me by myself.. and guess what? its too short and i look like a mushroom. xD

i think its funny.. i'm over it

[Lexi1126923]

at the end he was like "im gangsta," but he was wearing a Hollister hat. Complete opposite styles.

[SkyyZephyr]

uhh, im sure you understand it was a joke, right?

[Fehrle4]

yea but i said he talks like dane cook before i even saw that comment

[Fehrle4]

yea but i said he talks like dane cook before i even saw that comment

[PrinceOfPersia623]

lmfao

Ur awesome dude

[raquelle08]

i love guitar hero and that's funny that it made more money

[missyfranpr]

Why do people insist on comparing you to Dane Cook? Dane Cook is Dane Cook and you are you. You keep being you! :)

[chlorie]

did he say clusterfuck?

[Paullikesmetalcore]

You remind me of Dane Cook bro, funny vids i subscribed.

[xcorematt]

same here and same here. haha

[blairbear440]

haha,

yep your a gangsta!

[hunterparra]

Your a dirty fuck you know that dude. Women have helped the military and the people that kill them selves are idiots and are assholes. Killing yourself is being a pussy and taking the easy way out, and statistics show that guys commit suicide more then girls so that would mean more guys in the military are pussys then girls.

[green4strings]

go serve in the military then! prove us wrong.

[DefineYourTerms3]

You said January 31 "1978" at the end.  You do need sleep!!

[BIGdean3x8x]

how u doin. i wont say lol jk cuz i no how much u love it.

[christopherguindon]

i cranked up so much when you reffered to the hairdresser as Enrique Iglesias, then as Ricky Martin. Great job Phil, keep it up!!

[nyakanne]

please get a podcast on itunes!

[IAmChrisKaman]

i hope he has a job

[gamer5793]

y hes making bank he gets about a million total views a week seeing how he gets paid 1 dollar for every 500 views hes making bank here about 8000 a month

[yourmom794]

That's a bag of shit. Where the hell did you get this information? Please private message me or something because I really want to know where you got this.

[ProperNotFunny]

How can you not know that if you are a Partner of YouTube you get a dollar for every 500 views? It's common knowledge LOL

[yourmom794]

That's a bag of shit. Where the hell did you get this information? Please private message me or something because I really want to know where you got this.

[daybreakertam]

lol you sound like a news reporter lol. in ur next news report put in that i have black and white fingernails!

[IceKold91]

If you take ideas for shows I would really like to see something anything on what Microsoft is going to do about all the problems with Vista and how it is doing in the race against apple with their new operating systems

[lannabelle]

i go 2 youtube for music. i dont watch little clips of shows or idiots trying 2 b funny... but i liker ur show. its the only 1 i watch.

aka.... great job... keep it up!

[aeikaeaei]

wow, thats all i can say

[gs4db21]

Hey Phil I find you short news reports very informative and much more interesting to watch than anything on the television, I just wish they were longer. I´m also very sorry to hear about your father, God speed!

[lilmamaStephanizzle]

No matter if u go to school or work fulltime, keep this up! Seriously the way you formulate words is hilarious! :D ..Plus we'd miss u so much. :(

[alizkat]

muhahahha.....im a computer science student...YES

[sigmund38zx5]

Hey guy! One of the other comments said you should be on one of the TV news channels because you look great and sound great. I couldn't agree more. (Hair looks great, too.) You'd be a natural for TV. Move over Sheppard Smith! (Oh wait, that's FOX -sorry.) Just go to Journalism school and major in RTF. Somebody'll discover you. And be sure to go to a MAJOR university that has a lot of alums that can do a lot of hiring once college is over.

[Grummur]

Young men and women sign up for the armed forces more often to pay for school or find a niche in life. The middle east is a hot, boring, lonesome place and being thousands of miles away from anybody that gives a damn about you taxes heavily on the soul.

[JAdieykins]

his hair loked the same to me

[fightbusteddorks]

i think the hair look great

[jeffp1982]

I'm doing great. :D Mmm... Probe.

[jeffp1982]

I'm doing great. :D Mmm... Probe.

[habishstar]

No dont go!!! being a school is too over rated anyways

[blackrainbow8]

you should be one of those people who talk on TV on the news channels you look awesome and you talk great.

[ExtreamDrummerGirl]

GH3!!! <333