Douchebag a True Story

[makaiserable]

grass is for mowers

[maychorian]

"Ye got sseeeEEERRVVedd" makes me laugh so hard.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

I wish I could give this video 4 thumbs up.

[1995ARM]

lol at the kid's popped collar

[SolidSun117]

18 second ad...5 second video.

[Fallout3boy2077]

@SolidSun117 its 2 mins long

[LPsEpic]

@SolidSun117 Idiot.

[MicahTheZombie]

@SolidSun117 This is like one of 3 videos where that comment doesn't work. I applaud you for trying, though. It's that douchebag ingenuity.

[TwilightStormGaming]

Sorry this isn't five seconds. Can't watch it.

[Vblogs1]

i guess you could say that bottle

*puts on glasses*

HIT THE MARK!

YYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!

[flowerpotent]

...takes out the seagull. What a douche. :)

[lineriderSTi]

lol he smiled while walking away at 0:07

[atomicpunk999]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? THIS VIDEO IS SO GODDAMN LONG!!!

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

YE GOT SERVED!

[Haemoglobinic]

Did anyone else notice that the kid's method of getting frosted tips is by his father breathing gold paint on his head?

[MrGrizmint]

@Haemoglobinic probably just you, i dont even know what youre talking about

[dawnofmonkey]

i think...that might have been longer than five seconds

[plavins1]

0:49 NIPPLES!??

[ankoku37]

I find the music from Jean de Florette to be oddly fitting for this.

[Shadowking640]

Ye got served, wench!

[SuperJigles]

1:06 XD

[thisguyisaninja]

eat my nug

[Oggitai]

did his dad blow frosted tips?

[taqrimsayed]

Did no one see the dad's breath at 1:30 ?

[JonerdRox]

Press 4 wait for complete circle, repeat.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

press 1 for o yeah

press 2 for douche...

press 3 for fag-family tree

press 4 for OOOoOoOOooo

press 5 for nothing

press 6 for douchebag

press 7 for mustard tips

press 8 for EYY

press 9 for not for everybody

press 0 to play again :3

[CrazedBoy1993]

Press 4 for royal douchebag spinning

[bbrake]

Wait... I don't get the ending at all.

[AlphaMitts]

That awkward moment where its not 5 seconds...

[sweet58441]

@AlphaMitts that awkward moment when nobody gives a fuck

[MrDrumDay]

1:06 soo cool:

tje bird like: maw-maw-maw and then

BANG *bottle-hit*

[IsStupidASport]

press 3.....

[GigawingsVideo]

Strangely, douchebags attract hot chicks..... maybe that's their perk.

[kyewilson]

assnuts



[powerman923]

Press 4 to spin uncontrollably.

[WilcoMaree]

@IEatBabies95 evidently

[SweatEagle]

1:37 Whats the history of May 3rd?

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP!

[SergantTinkers1]

that was a little bit longer than five seconds

[WilcoMaree]

0:18 the kid enters via the closet

[PumaFau]

@WilcoMaree Never underestimate power of douchebags.

[PallaTheDancingCow]

this seems longer than the others...

[redattacker5123]

you're not a douche. You're a doucheBAG.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

Duck, duck, douche! I love that.

[Serpette94]

it's killing me seriously, who's flag is it at the end ??

[megakillerx]

@Serpette94 it´s a spoof of the french flag duh

[Serpette94]

@megakillerx ... OMG. They should have made the accents better, they sound russian ! Et why not put the proper flag ?

[25Celtics]

ye got served

[LeagueOfSteel]

amazing editing with the seagul

[Dafoodmaster]

YE GOT SERVED

[FuckYoCouchNegro]

haha i meant 4 5 or 6

[FuckYoCouchNegro]

Pressing 5,6 or 7 is quite entertaining :D

[ashurathesadxhacker]

when i used to play duck duck goose i would always go around saying duck till i got bored i would b like duck duck duck :P

[Urtleteudede]

0:45 OH! Ye got served wench, ye got served!

and also 0:48 holy shit, I've never wanted a wench more in my whole life.

[J41mEV4rG45]

122 seconds?! my god... the world is ending

[foggdogg7]

ye got served, wench

[biglolz]

The spinning and yelling at 0:48 just made the damn video...

[Pawliee888]

Got stucked at 0:48

[lowonthefoodchain]

Mahler Symphony No. 2 Resurrection at 1:35 :DDDDD

[blubanana16]

0:03 hes a cheating demon you have to be crisscross applesauce when competing in duck duck douche

[guitarhero842484]

hottest wench. ever.

[Kidzilla99]

He said frosted tips.. not to turn his hole fuckin hair deal gold for fucksake.. douche

[Imatrollyay]

I wonder if any of their child actors know what they're talking about...

[IsabelleHorler]

Ye got served wench!

[Grimreaper905]

Ye got served wench!

Yes my love/lord

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ye got served! ye got seeeerved

[EricW1063]

It was either "Duck, Duck, Douche" or "Cops and Niggers"

[GangBangDisco]

@EricW1063 or "Racist or Cunt"

[oONeversayNeverOo]

@EricW1063 Or "Racist and Fatass"

[ThePowerfulD]

press 1 for a ''OH YEAH''

[kagerioshu]

I'm surprised nobody commented on the "hair frosting"

[didsomebodysayme]

@flashdash524 i know, i remember my old 56k that used our phone line that i used on my dell that had 18G of memory, which worked just fine till everybody decided to inflate the shit out of every program and website

[Gohan1819]

Looks like he's...

*Puts on sunglasses*

A douche bag

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH he is -_-

[6spongey98]

olivia + french accent = no need for viagra

[codeandcoffeh]

@6spongey98 Isn't that Kelsey?

[ShadowNny]

@6spongey98 YouTube virgins like you spamming about Olivia + Repetition / Time = No more Olivia

[MenAmongPoodles]

@6spongey98 that's kelsey

[Unclearmory225]

@6spongey98 kelsey :L

[cherngbutter]

@6spongey98 Don't you mean Kelsey?

[bob15253545]

@6spongey98 lol you have 69 likes on your comment XD

[UndeadKIRA]

@6spongey98 olivia is the blonde one

[NPC919]

Said wench who got served is insanely hot D:

[02browns]

00:48 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[81nt4n9]

whats the italian song thing ??

[MrYUMProductions]

Any one else notice the music from Jean du Florette?

[theartofshred]

OH, YE GOT SERVED WENCH!

[BeyondLame]

Ye got served, wench!

[RobbanFoxer]

this was 117 seconds too long

[Steventr500]

May 3rd is my birthday! :D

[bohnhead00]

let me guess one of your ancestors made the wonder boner and gave nostalgia critic a heart attck

[ToToNoWeL]

1:05 LOOOOOOOOOOL !

[357Y1]

How do you guys know all of their names, what is wrong with you :( trollol

[TheStevenBShow]

1:42 from The May Rebellion!

[TheRetaliation18]

S.O.S no fat chicks! xDD

[robajack1]

what the fuck

[Psychopatrick88]

Lohhd and Laydy Douchebag!

[Dark6Hole]

1:40 what historical event is this?

[nsnhiteex]

1:30 Did he just breathe out highlights? That's a pretty nifty skill.

[freezeman32]

@nsnhiteex He's a Douchebag

[MacSchoen]

Nice use of a long-edit 5second film!

[Aginor27]

Nice Chris Ware spread on the fridge.

[Involuntarity]

I knew a family like that...

[CurtisRoxAtGuitar]

Snooki want smush smush

[Bulzeeb15]

Sweet, a backstory for an older 5sf, and the dad breathes gold hair dye.

Awwwwwwesome...

[Ido013]

This is one of the best more than 5 second films you've ever done!

[Rawbex]

Did anyone else pause the video at like 0:48? Or was that just me?

[GuiltyTrace]

@Rawbex I did more than pause. I jacked off.

[DJbirfday]

@Rawbex me too

[XxPratesxX]

Keep pressing 3. Fag.

[stunterz100]

1:05 HEADSHOT

[AnthonyDavis217]

Say what you will, but that douchebag loves his son

[nIcecreamovie]

1:05 LOL

[GameNwhat]

I always wonder how they find these little kids....

[theweinermobile88]

@GameNwhat  they snatch up off the streets

[Mazarin256]

The royal douchebag going "Ye got served, wench!" is worthy of a 5-second short in and of itself.

[Tinuserviceline]

not trying to be sexual but DAYUMN 0:48

[skiIler]

Isnt a populair kid called a douche bag by the social un accepted? could have it wrong but thats my idea of the whole system. Correct me if im wrong, im from holland. A whole different system.

[lolomfgmen]

@skiIler A douchebag is a specific kind of self-worshipping guy, usually with an entourage of friends who preserve his ego-bubble.

[skiIler]

@lolomfgmen The populair guys?

[lolomfgmen]

@skiIler I guess the two often coincide, but not always. There are plenty of popular guys who aren't douches, and plenty of unpopular douches. I guess popularity will often inflate an ego and breed douchiness, but some guys are just naturally 'cool' and will be popular while still not being douches. Kinda hard to explain :P

[skiIler]

@lolomfgmen Ke here in netherland we dont have realy a ''populair'' group. Just a people who have some charisma and are socialy good accepted inside the school like me. But to call it populair? We only stand whit a large group of guys outside to smoke. And inside class i can make fun whit evryone. But i think populair is more what other people think of you here.

[Pepperjack69]

They need to make a long vid like this with nothing but tits

[caninecasey10]

Whats the name of the girl with the giant.........eyes?(cough)yes eyes

[shadowslas]

royal doucebag eh~

[flashmate99]

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[DomiOrigato]

Weak

[rob6van1dam9]

0:48 HAWT!

[StephensStuff]

Make a playlist of non-5 second films too!

[Linder0th]

Ye got served!

[Eggxactly]

How does 5secondfilms afford all the costumes and props?

[TheWaffles4life]

@Eggxactly THEIR ALL WHORES

[venato75]

The americans are the biggest douche

[TheQuestion8]

@venato75 Clearly you're french :P JE NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS! Sorry... french isn't my best language :(

[venato75]

@TheQuestion8 No, i'm german and i spreche nicht franzosen

[TheQuestion8]

@venato75 Oh... my german is even worse... das ist nicht gut :P

[venato75]

@TheQuestion8 ok, maybe you should schweigen :)

[apriljana321]

lol poor seagull

[GuitarManFTW]

Anybody notice that the kid walks out of a closet at 0:16?

[TheTLTLHeadquarters]

THis was informative and reminds me of home.

[Blammeth]

What wouldve made this perfect is if they were all named Chad XD hahaha

[UberMetallMaschine]

man, now i feel alright about being a douchebag :D

[1waka2laka]

@UberMetallMaschine you shouldnt...

[UberMetallMaschine]

@1waka2laka lol

[Nazrael]

That kid has awesome teeth.

[waltzinator4]

SOS- NO FAT CHICKS...

[jhohcable]

The effects in this are better than Avatar.

[Maggi4]

Suggestions to this clip (title):

The L Ron Hubbard Story...hehehehe

[Sathler1337]

ahhahaha the bird was so funny

[Foxfool228]

Reference to a past 5sf?

Schweet.

[toolbar12423]

haha, just like in family guy. THAT KID IS GUNNA BE PRESIDENT DOUCHEBAG! AND WE'RE GUNNA WANT 4 YEARS, AND THEN 4 MORE YEARS OF DOUCHEBAG!!!

[raVtf]

LOL poor bird.

[soccer0365]

1:06

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[seanotube85]

"S.O.S. No Fat Chicks" --lmao

[MrDoucherson]

0:51 oh my Jesus!!!

[adamziaja]

you should made other channel for longer that 5sec movies!

[kingmmm121190]

Douchebags read Chris Ware comics?

[Silversky1024]

*Mindless comment about Olivia's mammory organs*

[spundeman]

@Silversky1024

mindless self indulgence to olivia's mammory organs.

[DJbirfday]

@Silversky1024 tru dat!

[link77r]

@Silversky1024 Fucking amazing tits

[MASTEROFGAMES3]

@Silversky1024 Mindless? you'd be mindless if you didn't say something about it. I mean seriously. She has REALLY nice tits

[Noisedroid]

Longest 5 seconds of my life.....

[TheDeathWombat]

lol I love how in the tags you have douchbags, guido, and jersey shore all right after each other. I <3 you guys for doing that, intentional or not.

[LightWeightBro]

Old enough to get frosted dicks?

[Piemanthe3rd]

I like how the L Ron Hubbard story is a suggested video.

[infrafan]

So douchebags reproduce asexually? Then there's no need for them to be getting all the good women.

Douchebags.

[WG55]

Coincidentally, the latest issue of The Atlantic Monthly has an article on a nun named Sister Mary Schmuck. It wasn't until she moved from Kentucky to Brooklyn that she noticed something was odd about her name.

I am not making this up!

[homm87]

She said its too long

[Kelmo17]

That kid rules

[akjk123123]

wait.. the last scene looks familiar