@philgraham415 because your country would be in even worse shit than it is already. Hey dude, you've been fighting the Taliban for over ten years and you still ain't won yet. What's wrong with you guys?
What a super ad!! It makes me want to pack up today, shake the dust of Obama's crappy, crooked, bankrupt Chicago from my boots and head on down to Alabama.
@Area51T But why? What is the point? Just to feel powerful? In preparation for the apocalypse which you will ward off with a couple shotguns? Instead of going to the grocery store they use a shotgun to hunt for some food possibly in hopes of accidentally hitting a bubbling crude?
@smithersandburns Your an idiot, I'm going to laugh when the grocery stores run out of supplies and your left there wondering whos going to give you your next meal, rather than getting it yourself (Thats what hunting is for if you didn't know, which is a reason why people have "a couple of shotguns")
@Area51T@Area51T You're going to laugh when the grocery stores run out of supplies and I'm forced to hunt for food?....yeah don't hold your breath on that one there bud. What year are you living in 1835? When has a grocery store ever run out of food? Even in the south which is like a backwards time warp, I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.
And btw, when you're calling someone an idiot you might not want to get the words "your" and "you're" confused. It doesn't really help your cause too much.
@smithersandburns@smithersandburns Part 1- I do not live in Bama, I was just watching the video someone sent me. I will try to answer your questions the best I know how. A farm is a unique place, one that you will not get rich on to say the least. But like all jobs out there from shoveling crap to the highest paid professional, it's a necessary thing to provide for people who have a habit of eating.
@smithersandburns PART 2 -There are a lot of generation farmers out there who have followed the family tradition. And there are others like myself with a college degree who choose to do so because they prefer that way of life. That said, to answer your first question...illegals are a problem everywhere including Bama. It not that we don't like (fill in the blank) who is coming over here, it's the fact that the laws, requirements and all that have been in place for years are not being executed.
@smithersandburns PART 3 - Therefore it causes economic, untraceable crimes and other problems everywhere within our society. Now then, the gun. The gun is a tool to a person that works a lot of land. I never leave the house without a side arm and a long gun to work. Simply tools of the trade. Why? Every dealt with a pack of coyotes while you and that horse are alone in the middle of nowhere checking fences?
@smithersandburns PART 4 - Trust me, one at a time they are not hard to run off, get a group of them together and you have a bunch of animals that simply want blood and they don't care where they get it. Also, there are times when you run across a cow or other livestock that has either been attacked by coyotes or sick in a manner where it has to be put down. So that's the reason for the guns out here, simply a way of life.
@smithersandburns PART 5 - Can't very well defend yourself with a ball bat in those situations. And yes a deer when in season, a wild hog or such is a premium for your freezer if you eat wild game. I hope this has answered your questions in a civil manner unlike some of the other things I have read! LOL! Whether the guy in the video is legit or not is not for me to say, if he is...and he is a true bred farmer, then Bama would do good to have him. Just my opinion, yours may vary.
@FarmNoise So a farmer carries a gun to fend off some potential coyote attacks and possibly kill an animal to eat. Ok, that sounds reasonable. But do you really think that's why he makes the gun so visible at the end of the ad? He doesn't happen to have any other farming gear on him, just the gun. He just wants to be a tough guy by waving his gun around, which is very douchey behavior. He's like Yosemite Sam.
@smithersandburns i think hes using tht to signifye tht he is a republican... they are for guns... alot of republicans bring out their guns durring ads
I like this guy. Seems like the kind of guy who would get shit done. "You don't like what I'm doing? Fuck you." *shoots random guy* "I'm in charge. Got a problem with that? Then here's my gun."
"hey alabama y'all listen up. i have a bitchin pair of aviators, big ass hat, i'm racist, ride a horse, and carry a gun everywhere i go. vote for me."
The guy was a cop and a Marine? Uh huh. Obviously, the training didn't take. He swings his weapon towards the camera with his finger inside the trigger guard. That would have gotten his ass kicked by a USMC DI. No wonder the horse looks nervous. In another video he discharges a round in the air because someone is coming close to a yard sign. If the bullet hit a random person he would be guilty of manslaughter. If he hit the sign stealer it would be murder - yeah, even in Alabama.
@GEOHHADDAD I'd hate to be this guy's horse. It's bad enough that the horse has to listen to all his stupid bullshit all day long, but now add to that the fear of accidentally getting shot. This guy probably accidentally shoots a horse or two a week.
riding into office with his Civil-War era Winchester lever-action rifle and his trusty steed Ol' Faithful, Dale Peterson was ready to show Alabama and the rest of the United States how much 'business' he meant in Agriculture.
If I lived in Alabama, I'd vote for ya Dale. Just one question. I know where you stand on Immigration and Gun Rights. But will you support all efforts so as NOT TO PAY FARMERS NOT TO FARM? There are millions of children throughout the world who go to bed hungry. Isn't it better to produce much needed food? Also, if you were asked to vote on it, would you favor an AUDIT and to eventually ABOLISH THE FEDERAL RESERVE ? Or, are you in favor of allowing International Banksters to maintain control?
Bragging about receiving illegal money on his facebook!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! How dare you violate the sanctity of facebook?!?!?!afwsasfasliu!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, the gun is a nice touch, "I'm not sayin if you don't vote for me i'll shoot ya, but I'm not sayin I won't, and I want you to know I do own a gun."
First off let's get one thing clear...this year, there will be no democrats elected in Alabama. Oh the official state liar might win, Bobby Bright, because he's A. running in the loony liberal Huntsville area...and B. He's running against Obama's agenda. This mid-term in Al. will go completely to the Republicans. And to the guy who equated conservatives to fascists...you need to look at your guy and his enemies list..you have it backwards.
YOU WERE A FUCKIN COP AND A MARINE BUT YOU DON'T KNOW NOT TO POINT A GODDAMN RIFLE RIGHT AT THE CAMERAMAN - WITH YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER NO LESS?????
I AM SURE THE TERRORIST LIBERAL FAGGOT NIGGER JEWS FORCED YOU TO DO THAT WITH MIND CONTROL. THAT'S WHAT RUSH LIMBAUGH TOLD ME.
Sorry for the double-post. This rough and rugged stud just has me so sprung right now... I've always loved Jesus, but this add makes me makes me *really* want to love Jesus, if you know what I mean! (and I know Dale Peterson does ;)
OMG, I just had a Pauline conversion to the GOP (and I didn't even have to get mugged)! That .22 is so sexy, and the way he handles it...? Well let me just say, if I had a vajay-jay, it would be sooo wetttt right now! Dude was a cop AND a marine? (And don't get me started on farmers: SO bad ass...). So I know just how he'll handle those "thugs and criminals": totally the same way he figures the gays in the military would be handling each other, if DODT weren't keeping it so very hot and naughty.
OMG, I just had a Pauline conversion to the GOP (and I didn't even have to get mugged)! That .22 is so sexy, and the way he handles it...? Well let me just say, if I had a vajay-jay, it would be sooo wetttt right now! Dude was a cop AND a marine? (And don't get me started on farmers: SO bad ass...). So I know just how he'll handle those "thugs and criminals": totally the same way he figures the gays in the military would be handling each other, if DODT weren't keeping it so very hot and naughty.
@lolololoolllool What does it mean to say that something is "essential" that we can't live without it? like water, everyone needs water to live, but do they NEED tap water, or Evian? Is electricity "essential" it makes things more comfortable but isn't required to sustain life. Is electricity a luxury of the rich? It was at one point, now most everyone has it. Where is the brightline for what is essential and what is not? and how much do I have to make before I'm "rich"?
... and I've known a ton of very rich people who have done nothing, and will never do anything. One generation makes the cash, and many generations after that spend their time going to the beach and avoiding paying one cent of taxes ... they are vastly out-numbered by the hard-working, sometimes brilliant poor people, who do pay taxes and watch their labor benefit the boss. Working hard is something to be proud of ... but it has zero to do with wealth ...
I love how all you have to do is put on a cowboy hat, sling a gun over your shoulder, and act tough, and Americans think that you're a "good man". People who know nothing about his guy now think he's what they want to vote for based on a 60 second ad. Has it ever crossed your minds that voting for people with about this much knowledge of who they are might just be part of your problem? You may just be the most gullible people on earth ...
Most who make over $250k pay far less percentage of taxes than those of us who are middle class. Warren Buffet even admitted his secretary pays more in taxes than he does. Because the US tax system permits companies to hide their assets overseas (aka Exxon Mobile, one of the largest petroleum corporations, who paid $0 in income taxes last year). The tax system heavily favors the rich. The Bush Tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 cost helped protect the elite from paying $2.1 Trillion in taxes.
Most who make over $250k pay far less percentage of taxes than those of us who are middle class. Warren Buffet even admitted his secretary pays more in taxes than he does. Because the US tax system permits companies to hide their assets overseas (aka Exxon Mobile, one of the largest petroleum corporations, who paid $0 in income taxes last year). The tax system heavily favors the rich. The Bush Tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 cost helped protect the elite from paying $2.1 Trillion in taxes.
Oh my Gaaawd. This is real isn't it? I got dizzy from the far-away/close-up camera shots.The only thing I liked was the closeup of the Horse 0:49 I'll be watching to see if this guy wins. Doesn't he shoot his shotgun in one of the videos and say 'Jewel-Eye' (July)? oh my God.
I make over 250K a year and I do it by working my ass off managing a small business. I'm far from idle, and I do not consider myself "rich" at 250K a year. What I make, what I have and what I enjoy are simply the just reward for a lot of hard work.
Oh, and a degree in Idiotics doesn't count, even if it's a PhD.
I make over 250K a year and I do it by working my ass off managing a small business. I'm far from idle, and I do not consider myself "rich" at 250K a year. What I make, what I have and what I enjoy are simply the just reward for a lot of hard work.
Oh, and a degree in Idiotics doesn't count, even if it's a PhD.
@CB3andMe Yeah, a quarter-mil's not rich at all. All you damned lazy wellfare queens need to quit your bitching! CB3 and me make more than 90% of you so-called Americans because only 10% of this once-great nation have a little thing we on the gonzo Right like to call a WORK ETHIC!!! Maybe you should get one! Oh wait, there's no socialist entitlement program giving those out... Sorry, assholes.
Why in the hell is this guy dress up like he's from the west? Seriously, no one is getting to vote for a idiot dress up like that, and his mud slinging ways.
If wants to win votes from Alabama, he needs to whine about being a big Christian and serving God.
What does my financial situation have to do with the fact that I consider this president far left? What business is it of yours (or the governments) what I do with my own hard earned money? Perhaps you should transfer your jealousy into motivation to getting a college degree or start your own business. That is, unless your dream is simply to suck at the tit of american taxpayer the rest of your life. There is absolutely nothing standing in the way of your financial success...besides obama.
Do you seriously consider Obama "far left" in his politics?
If so, I'll advise you not to start following European politics, for your health... you might have a stroke from gaining badly-needed political perspective too quickly.
Specifically with regard to your first point, about your "hard earned money" etc... We are all paying historically low tax rates. Lower than they were under Reagan.
Everybody, the nation as a whole, is paying less in taxes now than we have in over two generations. Not only are taxes low, but they're unsustainably low thanks to Bush launching two wars on credit and expanding the government. Don't be mad when Obama raises taxes a few percent on the richest tax bracket.
@RebelliousPatriot This guy's a rebel, 'cause he's totally NOT on the side that controls nine-tenths of the wealth, access, and influence in this country. Way to go, you risk-taking dissident, you. I hope the powers that be in this sorely benighted land of tyranny don't have your neck stretched...for vocally supporting their agenda. Fucking tool.
@dorianXsapiens oh go eat a dick you liberal cry baby, i forgot being a conservative constitutionalist means your ritch...oh wait...look at all of the liberals in hollywood bitching and crying about everything....its prly because there so broke, every ritch person ive ever met any how is a god damn cry baby liberal who wants to give everyone amnesty, take away guns, and bitch about PC bullshit...so ur saying ive only met 10%?
Tell Dale Peterson to take down all his political signs that he managed to shower our beautiful state of Alabama with...and please tell him he lost the race...came in dead last! Where's all the integrity now?
@JohnLockePolitics Hahaha, yes, all those socialist Democrats. I hate all those socialist bills they've passed! Like the, um....
Oh wait, they haven't passed anything remotely socialist. The healthcare bill actually mandates that people buy from private corporations I don't know how much *less* socialist you can get than that.
@BenkaiDebussy Socialism is a doctrine that relies on the use of force for the achievement of ends, and mandates are a use of force. Corporations are not privately owned, they are a limited liability creation of the government that likely would've never existed in a free market. Corporatism is not Capitalism. Forcing people to buy insurance is coercion in its purest form and will easily lead to government created monopolies in the insurance market. Little is more Socialist than that
@BenkaiDebussy What happens when prices go through the roof because people are unconstitutionally forced to purchase something against their will and there is not enough infrastructure to support it?
Health care will need a "bailout," meaning that the government gets to take control of the health care/insurance industries.
See, that socialism without even having to legislate anything. The way Obama likes it - skip the process, just do it whichever way gets him more power.
@StreetPreaching1611 This whole "bill will destroy insurance companies" thing is one of the dumbest things I've heard and completely ignores reality. Did you not notice that they didn't lose any stock value after the bill passed? Or is the entire market is wrong? The democrats, including Obama, receive huge contributions from the insurance industry. Few politicians would ever act against them. The bill actually gives them money by subsidizing insurance costs for millions of new customers.
@StreetPreaching1611 There is literally NO infrastructure involved in insurance, ALL it is is numbers representing dollars moving from one column of a ledger to another column. Oh, wait, SHIT! I hope the insurance companies don't run out of paper now that we all get covered...well, those of us who'd rather buy health insurance than receive the tax rebate that's the ONLY incentive the bill provides for purchasing insurance. From a private corporation. Which is totally the definition of socialism.
Fair enough. Facist then. However, if you think the private insurance sector is going to survive the onslaught of government regulation, I have some ocean front property in Arizona to sell.
@JohnLockePolitics I would be willing to bet you money that private insurance will be fine. They had a HUGE input in the writing of the bill.
Also, if there was any real risk to the private insurance sector, don't you think that would have been reflect in stock prices after the bill passed? Stock prices actually rose for some companies because the bill is essentially giving government money to the insurance companies by subsidizing insurance for the poor and mandating that they buy insurance.
@JohnLockePolitics ummmmmmm you might need a history (AND spelling: FasCist) lesson... Fascism is a tool of the Far RIGHT! Not left... The Left's far wing is Socialist while the Right's is Fascist. There history lesson over lil fella!
Nice job catching spelling errors. However, if you go by the scale that puts complete government control on the left, and anarchy on the right, both fascism and socialism fall on the same side of the scale.
@JohnLockePolitics lol that is not the normal scale that is used. Typical political scales (at least the ones NOT used by Fox News and other Rightist propaganda machines) where the two sides in the US political scene's beliefs are laid out put Fascism as the Conservative's toy. Of course, typical GOP (Greedy Old Pig) mouthpiece would put both with the Liberals just to lie to people and make them scared of the Left. Once again lil fella, you need to learn a LOT and not just be a mouthpiece.
@JohnLockePolitics Uh.. were you paying attention in school? Fascism and socialism are close cousins. NAZI stood for national socialism and Hitler and his cronies chose red for the background of their flag to attract the Communists to join with the NAZIs in a coalition government (this was very early on). They became political enemies and later at war but it was just over how to take and maintain absolute control...
The NAZIS - despite calling themselves national socialists - didn't in any way disturb how the means of production were owned. The German industries supported Hitler and reaped amazing profits. Like this freak, the NAZIS capitalized on hard times to support right wing revolution. This man is about as "American" as a North Korean beer.
@JohnLockePolitics ummmmmmm you might need a history (AND spelling: FasCist) lesson... Fascism is a tool of the Far RIGHT! Not left... The Left's far wing is Socialist while the Right's is Fascist. There history lesson over lil fella!
@JohnLockePolitics here's a mind bender, both the Republican and Democratic parties are center right. The Republican party is just further center-right.
Man. This is some classic cracker sh*t. The music, the horse and can't forget that rifle. He has my vote and I don't even reside in Alabama. Let's show them we mean business Peterson.
He did serve in Vietnam - Sort of. On Paris Island, SC. That omission of the truth already knocks this guy down significantly in the honesty dept. Another lie by another phony politician. Next.
A true patriot, he will be hailed as the White man's savior and the bane of them law breaking darkoids what I seen crost the way towards my home-area late at night. Praise this NATION, for UNDER GOD does it stand!
they don't give a RIP about alahbama!
thundercatshoooo 2 months ago
lets show alah-bama we mean business!... >.>
tinderfarm 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
anybody else hoping he woulda shot the fuckin horse and smeared blood on his face? i'd vote for a dude like that.
ravner1976 3 months ago
Awesome. Why can't all of our elected officials be like that?!
philgraham415 3 months ago
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steeveetee 2 months ago
@philgraham415 because your country would be in even worse shit than it is already. Hey dude, you've been fighting the Taliban for over ten years and you still ain't won yet. What's wrong with you guys?
steeveetee 2 months ago
I'm a leftie....but that was awesome.
NickParisPerfection 4 months ago
what a boss
chase0291 4 months ago
Yes, someone who has the balls to say something.
candymanmatt2 9 months ago
What a super ad!! It makes me want to pack up today, shake the dust of Obama's crappy, crooked, bankrupt Chicago from my boots and head on down to Alabama.
TheChicagoLampoon 10 months ago
1:03 looks like he's about to shoot his horse.
50cent254 1 year ago
@50cent254 ROFL Nice One
orchoose 9 months ago
All this talk, and it all ends with him walking with his horse...what a cowboy!
Olimast99 1 year ago
I no say notting.
71format 1 year ago
LMAO, them damn illegals, jumpin over the border by the thousands. Vote fer me or i'll kill you, wit this here guuunnn!
71format 1 year ago
2 questions:
There is really an "illegals" problem in Alabama? What are they doing swimming in?
And why does he have a gun and what is he about to go do with it? Hunt some squirrels or something?
smithersandburns 1 year ago
@smithersandburns You obviously don't understand the South. Where everyone (Including me) has at least 3-4 guns.
Area51T 1 year ago
@Area51T But why? What is the point? Just to feel powerful? In preparation for the apocalypse which you will ward off with a couple shotguns? Instead of going to the grocery store they use a shotgun to hunt for some food possibly in hopes of accidentally hitting a bubbling crude?
smithersandburns 1 year ago
@smithersandburns Your an idiot, I'm going to laugh when the grocery stores run out of supplies and your left there wondering whos going to give you your next meal, rather than getting it yourself (Thats what hunting is for if you didn't know, which is a reason why people have "a couple of shotguns")
Area51T 1 year ago
@Area51T @Area51T You're going to laugh when the grocery stores run out of supplies and I'm forced to hunt for food?....yeah don't hold your breath on that one there bud. What year are you living in 1835? When has a grocery store ever run out of food? Even in the south which is like a backwards time warp, I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.
And btw, when you're calling someone an idiot you might not want to get the words "your" and "you're" confused. It doesn't really help your cause too much.
smithersandburns 1 year ago
@smithersandburns You're either clueless or a bad troll. I'm betting on both.
Area51T 1 year ago
@smithersandburns @smithersandburns Part 1- I do not live in Bama, I was just watching the video someone sent me. I will try to answer your questions the best I know how. A farm is a unique place, one that you will not get rich on to say the least. But like all jobs out there from shoveling crap to the highest paid professional, it's a necessary thing to provide for people who have a habit of eating.
FarmNoise 1 year ago
@smithersandburns PART 2 -There are a lot of generation farmers out there who have followed the family tradition. And there are others like myself with a college degree who choose to do so because they prefer that way of life. That said, to answer your first question...illegals are a problem everywhere including Bama. It not that we don't like (fill in the blank) who is coming over here, it's the fact that the laws, requirements and all that have been in place for years are not being executed.
FarmNoise 1 year ago
@smithersandburns PART 3 - Therefore it causes economic, untraceable crimes and other problems everywhere within our society. Now then, the gun. The gun is a tool to a person that works a lot of land. I never leave the house without a side arm and a long gun to work. Simply tools of the trade. Why? Every dealt with a pack of coyotes while you and that horse are alone in the middle of nowhere checking fences?
FarmNoise 1 year ago
@smithersandburns PART 4 - Trust me, one at a time they are not hard to run off, get a group of them together and you have a bunch of animals that simply want blood and they don't care where they get it. Also, there are times when you run across a cow or other livestock that has either been attacked by coyotes or sick in a manner where it has to be put down. So that's the reason for the guns out here, simply a way of life.
FarmNoise 1 year ago
@smithersandburns PART 5 - Can't very well defend yourself with a ball bat in those situations. And yes a deer when in season, a wild hog or such is a premium for your freezer if you eat wild game. I hope this has answered your questions in a civil manner unlike some of the other things I have read! LOL! Whether the guy in the video is legit or not is not for me to say, if he is...and he is a true bred farmer, then Bama would do good to have him. Just my opinion, yours may vary.
FarmNoise 1 year ago
@FarmNoise So a farmer carries a gun to fend off some potential coyote attacks and possibly kill an animal to eat. Ok, that sounds reasonable. But do you really think that's why he makes the gun so visible at the end of the ad? He doesn't happen to have any other farming gear on him, just the gun. He just wants to be a tough guy by waving his gun around, which is very douchey behavior. He's like Yosemite Sam.
smithersandburns 1 year ago
@smithersandburns i think hes using tht to signifye tht he is a republican... they are for guns... alot of republicans bring out their guns durring ads
KarissaKayKing 3 months ago
@KarissaKayKing They like guns because they want to appear to be tough guys and are power tripping. It's childish and retarded.
smithersandburns 3 months ago
MERICA!!!!!!!!!!
bbunn91 1 year ago
we're republican, we mean business, *branishes rifle*.
MrRichTard 1 year ago 2
I like this guy. Seems like the kind of guy who would get shit done. "You don't like what I'm doing? Fuck you." *shoots random guy* "I'm in charge. Got a problem with that? Then here's my gun."
IBurningStar 1 year ago 3
"hey alabama y'all listen up. i have a bitchin pair of aviators, big ass hat, i'm racist, ride a horse, and carry a gun everywhere i go. vote for me."
mstevens182 1 year ago 2
The guy was a cop and a Marine? Uh huh. Obviously, the training didn't take. He swings his weapon towards the camera with his finger inside the trigger guard. That would have gotten his ass kicked by a USMC DI. No wonder the horse looks nervous. In another video he discharges a round in the air because someone is coming close to a yard sign. If the bullet hit a random person he would be guilty of manslaughter. If he hit the sign stealer it would be murder - yeah, even in Alabama.
GEOHHADDAD 1 year ago
@GEOHHADDAD I'd hate to be this guy's horse. It's bad enough that the horse has to listen to all his stupid bullshit all day long, but now add to that the fear of accidentally getting shot. This guy probably accidentally shoots a horse or two a week.
smithersandburns 1 year ago
riding into office with his Civil-War era Winchester lever-action rifle and his trusty steed Ol' Faithful, Dale Peterson was ready to show Alabama and the rest of the United States how much 'business' he meant in Agriculture.
PatTheAnchor 1 year ago
This man has to run for President in 2012.
RussMusiq1 1 year ago
If I lived in Alabama, I'd vote for ya Dale. Just one question. I know where you stand on Immigration and Gun Rights. But will you support all efforts so as NOT TO PAY FARMERS NOT TO FARM? There are millions of children throughout the world who go to bed hungry. Isn't it better to produce much needed food? Also, if you were asked to vote on it, would you favor an AUDIT and to eventually ABOLISH THE FEDERAL RESERVE ? Or, are you in favor of allowing International Banksters to maintain control?
decendant1776 1 year ago
He scared me!...I bet he still owns slaves......
LuvConquersAll1 1 year ago 2
hahahahahaha I love this ad! who would vote for him? he's so ridiculous!!!
oddreykradju 1 year ago
@oddreykradju More like who wouldnt vote for this guy. He=America!
hoodieeee21 1 year ago
I'd vote for this guy for President in 2012.
Dropanobama1 1 year ago
I just don't think that gun is gonna do any good for a politician. And weren't most marines in Vietnam all hepped up on opium and weed??? XD
thatwasfunnyhuh 1 year ago
Thugs and criminals, thats all that needs to be said.
truancy 1 year ago
Bragging about receiving illegal money on his facebook!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! How dare you violate the sanctity of facebook?!?!?!afwsasfasliu!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, the gun is a nice touch, "I'm not sayin if you don't vote for me i'll shoot ya, but I'm not sayin I won't, and I want you to know I do own a gun."
truancy 1 year ago
I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS ADD!!!! Beat it you pedant "intellectual" pricks!!!
madamewho 1 year ago
Politicans, hahaha, biggest joke ever!
BigAndTall666 1 year ago
"Responsible for five BEEYUN dollars!"
Poundage2794 1 year ago
Excellent!
As far as the best, could be. Can't see why not.
I can't remember when something this competent was created and aired on TV (and that includes the increasingly vulgar, repulsive shows).
7855waldo 1 year ago
If I was an Alabamian, he'd get my vote if that video portrays the real him! Excellent
bayhorse05 1 year ago
Just goes to show that some stereotypes are true.
broncojuan 1 year ago
I'm sold
jonphillips01 1 year ago
This guy is a pussy without his gun.
Zurrixia 1 year ago
Dale - you have my support!
Now let's hear those fricking names!
FreeAgain2 1 year ago 2
Who on Earth would support such a dummy? And WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
macarion 1 year ago 28
First off let's get one thing clear...this year, there will be no democrats elected in Alabama. Oh the official state liar might win, Bobby Bright, because he's A. running in the loony liberal Huntsville area...and B. He's running against Obama's agenda. This mid-term in Al. will go completely to the Republicans. And to the guy who equated conservatives to fascists...you need to look at your guy and his enemies list..you have it backwards.
Blit67 1 year ago
OMG A GUN!!!! HOLY SHITTTT
so i really love this ad. its true :D
THEY DONT GIVE A RIP ABOUT ALABAMA!!!
XxLovexxGerardxX 1 year ago
I'd vote for him based on this ad. Im sold. Absolutely brilliant.
piazzadabm 1 year ago 4
That vid was 100% win
xafrost 1 year ago
HEEEYAAA THERE OLD DALE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WERE A FUCKIN COP AND A MARINE BUT YOU DON'T KNOW NOT TO POINT A GODDAMN RIFLE RIGHT AT THE CAMERAMAN - WITH YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER NO LESS?????
I AM SURE THE TERRORIST LIBERAL FAGGOT NIGGER JEWS FORCED YOU TO DO THAT WITH MIND CONTROL. THAT'S WHAT RUSH LIMBAUGH TOLD ME.
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9873459872134234 1 year ago
What is the music in this ad? Is it a rip-off of an old TV theme?
OldSchoolRasslin 1 year ago
you dun goof'd
CheapBeer09 1 year ago
how the fuck would being a cop and a marine in vietnam have anything to do with being a good agricultural commissioner.
oh, and way to muzzle your camera crew with your finger on the trigger...
Lonewolf6565 1 year ago
lmao, funny video. made me el oh el.
effortlesSskillz 1 year ago
He left, "Psycho" out of his list of skills... And when the hell did Alabama become Texas.? Cowboy hats and horses? "HHWHY??"
tortoise245 1 year ago
buttsecks
RagingNarwhal 1 year ago
Wait.... isn't he running for Agriculture commission.... which has nothing to do with what he said?
BigBlueSpaceGoat 1 year ago
Sorry for the double-post. This rough and rugged stud just has me so sprung right now... I've always loved Jesus, but this add makes me makes me *really* want to love Jesus, if you know what I mean! (and I know Dale Peterson does ;)
dorianXsapiens 1 year ago
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OMG, I just had a Pauline conversion to the GOP (and I didn't even have to get mugged)! That .22 is so sexy, and the way he handles it...? Well let me just say, if I had a vajay-jay, it would be sooo wetttt right now! Dude was a cop AND a marine? (And don't get me started on farmers: SO bad ass...). So I know just how he'll handle those "thugs and criminals": totally the same way he figures the gays in the military would be handling each other, if DODT weren't keeping it so very hot and naughty.
dorianXsapiens 1 year ago
OMG, I just had a Pauline conversion to the GOP (and I didn't even have to get mugged)! That .22 is so sexy, and the way he handles it...? Well let me just say, if I had a vajay-jay, it would be sooo wetttt right now! Dude was a cop AND a marine? (And don't get me started on farmers: SO bad ass...). So I know just how he'll handle those "thugs and criminals": totally the same way he figures the gays in the military would be handling each other, if DODT weren't keeping it so very hot and naughty.
dorianXsapiens 1 year ago
AN WAA!
jtack19791 1 year ago
CUS OBARMA IZ A SOCIALIZERIST RITE GUIS. WE REPUBLICAINS WEE FITE 4 AMERKA
Benjoreally 1 year ago
ok love love love this guy !!! God Bless him and God Bless Amerca and Oh God Bless The Horse !!! grins :)
SeaBreeze508 1 year ago
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The only thing I took away from this ad is TRIGGER DISCIPLINE GODDAMMIT.
sovietspyguy 1 year ago
The only thing I took away from this ad is TRIGGER DISCIPLINE GODDAMMIT.
sovietspyguy 1 year ago
betcha didn't know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harybosco 1 year ago
Dale Peterson for President!
DaltonL227 1 year ago
Good... bad... he's the one with the gun.
Furrama 1 year ago
I like to use "Thugs and criminals" as a response to all questions I am asked.
BertYaHeard 1 year ago 2
Is the horse suppose to talk ?
cesarshepherd 1 year ago 3
i like this guy,,,i wish he would run for president so i could vote for him...
2cruela 1 year ago
Great satire.
Sconz32 1 year ago 2
@lolololoolllool What does it mean to say that something is "essential" that we can't live without it? like water, everyone needs water to live, but do they NEED tap water, or Evian? Is electricity "essential" it makes things more comfortable but isn't required to sustain life. Is electricity a luxury of the rich? It was at one point, now most everyone has it. Where is the brightline for what is essential and what is not? and how much do I have to make before I'm "rich"?
MT6324 1 year ago
lol, that was lol
rob6van1dam9 1 year ago
... and I've known a ton of very rich people who have done nothing, and will never do anything. One generation makes the cash, and many generations after that spend their time going to the beach and avoiding paying one cent of taxes ... they are vastly out-numbered by the hard-working, sometimes brilliant poor people, who do pay taxes and watch their labor benefit the boss. Working hard is something to be proud of ... but it has zero to do with wealth ...
dhorne2525 1 year ago
I love how all you have to do is put on a cowboy hat, sling a gun over your shoulder, and act tough, and Americans think that you're a "good man". People who know nothing about his guy now think he's what they want to vote for based on a 60 second ad. Has it ever crossed your minds that voting for people with about this much knowledge of who they are might just be part of your problem? You may just be the most gullible people on earth ...
dhorne2525 1 year ago
damn, I'm moving to United States right now! I want this guy to be my president
FBIpolux 1 year ago
What's the name of the song that plays behind him in the video?
samen28 1 year ago
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Is this real? This is hilarious.
LTJZamboni 1 year ago
This is hilarious.
Lexerrz 1 year ago
LOL the horse is like " what the fuck?"....
xCaptxCrunchx 1 year ago
What a Fukin Tool
xCaptxCrunchx 1 year ago
Brilliant satire.
ArgentArdor 1 year ago
Funny or die made an amazing spoof on this, its definitely worth the watch
BlueKeyNotesTen 1 year ago
Only reason I agree that this is the best ad is because this thing just makes me laugh so hard
BlueKeyNotesTen 1 year ago
You may have been a cop and/or Marine, but your trigger discipline sucks. BOOGERHOOK OFF THE BANG SWITCH, IDIOT.
scarybaldguy 1 year ago
does Alabama really have to worry about illegal immigrants all that much?
The2ndHorseman 1 year ago
@The2ndHorseman
No, we really don't...
coleebarley 1 year ago
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Most who make over $250k pay far less percentage of taxes than those of us who are middle class. Warren Buffet even admitted his secretary pays more in taxes than he does. Because the US tax system permits companies to hide their assets overseas (aka Exxon Mobile, one of the largest petroleum corporations, who paid $0 in income taxes last year). The tax system heavily favors the rich. The Bush Tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 cost helped protect the elite from paying $2.1 Trillion in taxes.
tim12crl 1 year ago
Most who make over $250k pay far less percentage of taxes than those of us who are middle class. Warren Buffet even admitted his secretary pays more in taxes than he does. Because the US tax system permits companies to hide their assets overseas (aka Exxon Mobile, one of the largest petroleum corporations, who paid $0 in income taxes last year). The tax system heavily favors the rich. The Bush Tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 cost helped protect the elite from paying $2.1 Trillion in taxes.
tim12crl 1 year ago
GOD-DAMN!!! THAT GOT ME ALL PUMPED UP!!! SCREW RED BULL, I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THIS NEXT TIME I NEED A PICK ME UP!!!
JamesD423 1 year ago
i like that he takes out his gun when he says "we're republicans and we should be better than that"
nice image.
AceofDimonds0 1 year ago
Roll Tide!!! I love Alabamians!!! I live in the Left Coast.. : (.
Calif is in Deep Deep Trouble. This Fall, I believe, we won't recognize the USA.
Heart4Steelers 1 year ago
All he needs is a bible in his hand to top it off.
What a disgrace! Has America come to this?
vjwebster 1 year ago
Oh my Gaaawd. This is real isn't it? I got dizzy from the far-away/close-up camera shots.The only thing I liked was the closeup of the Horse 0:49 I'll be watching to see if this guy wins. Doesn't he shoot his shotgun in one of the videos and say 'Jewel-Eye' (July)? oh my God.
rleary1 1 year ago
@rleary1
Yeah he lost the primary... badly...
coleebarley 1 year ago
I make over 250K a year and I do it by working my ass off managing a small business. I'm far from idle, and I do not consider myself "rich" at 250K a year. What I make, what I have and what I enjoy are simply the just reward for a lot of hard work.
Oh, and a degree in Idiotics doesn't count, even if it's a PhD.
CB3andMe 1 year ago
@lolololoolllool
I make over 250K a year and I do it by working my ass off managing a small business. I'm far from idle, and I do not consider myself "rich" at 250K a year. What I make, what I have and what I enjoy are simply the just reward for a lot of hard work.
Oh, and a degree in Idiotics doesn't count, even if it's a PhD.
CB3andMe 1 year ago
@CB3andMe Yeah, a quarter-mil's not rich at all. All you damned lazy wellfare queens need to quit your bitching! CB3 and me make more than 90% of you so-called Americans because only 10% of this once-great nation have a little thing we on the gonzo Right like to call a WORK ETHIC!!! Maybe you should get one! Oh wait, there's no socialist entitlement program giving those out... Sorry, assholes.
dorianXsapiens 1 year ago
did he win???????
jorenbonderud 1 year ago
@lolololoolllool
Rich folks rarely get that way by being idle. I certainly wouldn't consider folks making 250K a year "idle rich."
JohnLockePolitics 1 year ago 4
@JohnLockePolitics I agree with you, people who make that money usually worked hard to achieve it. Anyone who believes otherwise is a moron.
NosferatuOfWorms 1 year ago
Only thugs, criminals and dummies wouldn't like this ad.
Fleefles 1 year ago 5
Oh Alabama. We're not laughing with you...
bcourter82 1 year ago
Why in the hell is this guy dress up like he's from the west? Seriously, no one is getting to vote for a idiot dress up like that, and his mud slinging ways.
If wants to win votes from Alabama, he needs to whine about being a big Christian and serving God.
Halocuber 1 year ago
I don't like the way he denies his youthful homosexual experiences- why not just be open about it?
SuperTruth77 1 year ago 14
What does my financial situation have to do with the fact that I consider this president far left? What business is it of yours (or the governments) what I do with my own hard earned money? Perhaps you should transfer your jealousy into motivation to getting a college degree or start your own business. That is, unless your dream is simply to suck at the tit of american taxpayer the rest of your life. There is absolutely nothing standing in the way of your financial success...besides obama.
JohnLockePolitics 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics ,
Do you seriously consider Obama "far left" in his politics?
If so, I'll advise you not to start following European politics, for your health... you might have a stroke from gaining badly-needed political perspective too quickly.
h4KK 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics ,
Specifically with regard to your first point, about your "hard earned money" etc... We are all paying historically low tax rates. Lower than they were under Reagan.
Everybody, the nation as a whole, is paying less in taxes now than we have in over two generations. Not only are taxes low, but they're unsustainably low thanks to Bush launching two wars on credit and expanding the government. Don't be mad when Obama raises taxes a few percent on the richest tax bracket.
h4KK 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics I never got a job from a poor person.
Or the idle free loaders. I cannot agree more with JohnLocke. Get off your butt and do something to improve yourself.
Johng1962 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics score!
RebelliousPatriot 1 year ago
@RebelliousPatriot This guy's a rebel, 'cause he's totally NOT on the side that controls nine-tenths of the wealth, access, and influence in this country. Way to go, you risk-taking dissident, you. I hope the powers that be in this sorely benighted land of tyranny don't have your neck stretched...for vocally supporting their agenda. Fucking tool.
dorianXsapiens 1 year ago
@dorianXsapiens oh go eat a dick you liberal cry baby, i forgot being a conservative constitutionalist means your ritch...oh wait...look at all of the liberals in hollywood bitching and crying about everything....its prly because there so broke, every ritch person ive ever met any how is a god damn cry baby liberal who wants to give everyone amnesty, take away guns, and bitch about PC bullshit...so ur saying ive only met 10%?
RebelliousPatriot 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics Wealth and idiocy are not mutually exclusive traits as exhibited by this organism's thought records.
vidz4funz 1 year ago
Tell Dale Peterson to take down all his political signs that he managed to shower our beautiful state of Alabama with...and please tell him he lost the race...came in dead last! Where's all the integrity now?
"Don't judge a book by it's cover"
TheSilverKa 1 year ago 2
YEEEEEEHAW
peopledozer 1 year ago
And the republicans wonder why they've gotten so good at losing...
lordofthebrown 1 year ago 4
@lordofthebrown
Make sure you come back in 5 months after the socialists lose the house and the senate.
JohnLockePolitics 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics Hahaha, yes, all those socialist Democrats. I hate all those socialist bills they've passed! Like the, um....
Oh wait, they haven't passed anything remotely socialist. The healthcare bill actually mandates that people buy from private corporations I don't know how much *less* socialist you can get than that.
BenkaiDebussy 1 year ago 22
@BenkaiDebussy Socialism is a doctrine that relies on the use of force for the achievement of ends, and mandates are a use of force. Corporations are not privately owned, they are a limited liability creation of the government that likely would've never existed in a free market. Corporatism is not Capitalism. Forcing people to buy insurance is coercion in its purest form and will easily lead to government created monopolies in the insurance market. Little is more Socialist than that
MT6324 1 year ago 2
@BenkaiDebussy What happens when prices go through the roof because people are unconstitutionally forced to purchase something against their will and there is not enough infrastructure to support it?
Health care will need a "bailout," meaning that the government gets to take control of the health care/insurance industries.
See, that socialism without even having to legislate anything. The way Obama likes it - skip the process, just do it whichever way gets him more power.
StreetPreaching1611 1 year ago
@StreetPreaching1611 This whole "bill will destroy insurance companies" thing is one of the dumbest things I've heard and completely ignores reality. Did you not notice that they didn't lose any stock value after the bill passed? Or is the entire market is wrong? The democrats, including Obama, receive huge contributions from the insurance industry. Few politicians would ever act against them. The bill actually gives them money by subsidizing insurance costs for millions of new customers.
BenkaiDebussy 1 year ago
@StreetPreaching1611 There is literally NO infrastructure involved in insurance, ALL it is is numbers representing dollars moving from one column of a ledger to another column. Oh, wait, SHIT! I hope the insurance companies don't run out of paper now that we all get covered...well, those of us who'd rather buy health insurance than receive the tax rebate that's the ONLY incentive the bill provides for purchasing insurance. From a private corporation. Which is totally the definition of socialism.
dorianXsapiens 1 year ago
@BenkaiDebussy
Fair enough. Facist then. However, if you think the private insurance sector is going to survive the onslaught of government regulation, I have some ocean front property in Arizona to sell.
JohnLockePolitics 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics I would be willing to bet you money that private insurance will be fine. They had a HUGE input in the writing of the bill.
Also, if there was any real risk to the private insurance sector, don't you think that would have been reflect in stock prices after the bill passed? Stock prices actually rose for some companies because the bill is essentially giving government money to the insurance companies by subsidizing insurance for the poor and mandating that they buy insurance.
BenkaiDebussy 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics ummmmmmm you might need a history (AND spelling: FasCist) lesson... Fascism is a tool of the Far RIGHT! Not left... The Left's far wing is Socialist while the Right's is Fascist. There history lesson over lil fella!
jr10spro 1 year ago
@jr10spro
Nice job catching spelling errors. However, if you go by the scale that puts complete government control on the left, and anarchy on the right, both fascism and socialism fall on the same side of the scale.
JohnLockePolitics 1 year ago 6
@JohnLockePolitics lol that is not the normal scale that is used. Typical political scales (at least the ones NOT used by Fox News and other Rightist propaganda machines) where the two sides in the US political scene's beliefs are laid out put Fascism as the Conservative's toy. Of course, typical GOP (Greedy Old Pig) mouthpiece would put both with the Liberals just to lie to people and make them scared of the Left. Once again lil fella, you need to learn a LOT and not just be a mouthpiece.
jr10spro 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics Uh.. were you paying attention in school? Fascism and socialism are close cousins. NAZI stood for national socialism and Hitler and his cronies chose red for the background of their flag to attract the Communists to join with the NAZIs in a coalition government (this was very early on). They became political enemies and later at war but it was just over how to take and maintain absolute control...
FPolifka 1 year ago
@FPolifka
Have you been paying attention to my posts, because it sure seems like we are arguing the same point?
Whether you are talking fascism, socialism, or flat out communism the end goal is the same...government control over the masses.
JohnLockePolitics 1 year ago
The NAZIS - despite calling themselves national socialists - didn't in any way disturb how the means of production were owned. The German industries supported Hitler and reaped amazing profits. Like this freak, the NAZIS capitalized on hard times to support right wing revolution. This man is about as "American" as a North Korean beer.
GEOHHADDAD 1 year ago
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@JohnLockePolitics ummmmmmm you might need a history (AND spelling: FasCist) lesson... Fascism is a tool of the Far RIGHT! Not left... The Left's far wing is Socialist while the Right's is Fascist. There history lesson over lil fella!
jr10spro 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics here's a mind bender, both the Republican and Democratic parties are center right. The Republican party is just further center-right.
GoldStandardIsALie 1 year ago
@JohnLockePolitics well said.
jinkedful 1 year ago
@lordofthebrown why does this say loser? i mean im not a republican but im a conservative...what he is saying....is logical.
RebelliousPatriot 1 year ago
I like this guy a little bit better...
watch?v=bDwNrp1-B-Q
xetlive 1 year ago
this guy is awsome !
Trancedreamer89 1 year ago
Man. This is some classic cracker sh*t. The music, the horse and can't forget that rifle. He has my vote and I don't even reside in Alabama. Let's show them we mean business Peterson.
stephon493 1 year ago
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poor guys who thinks they are always under attack...
if you haven't done anything bad stay quiet and don't fear
if you have done something bad to anyone...
stay alert...you will be attacked cause you hit other first!!!!
PEACE
Morlok88 1 year ago
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poor guys who thinks they are always under attack...
if you haven't done anything bad stay quiet and don't fear
if you have done something bad to anyone ...
stay alert...you will be attacked cause you hit other first!!!!
PEACE IN THE WORLD!!!!
Morlok88 1 year ago
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Morlok88 1 year ago
woohoo...bang bang shootem up cowboy
BigVOLdaddy 1 year ago
He sure did give a "rip" about his yard signs and his opponent's facebook page. LOL
WitchygirrlR 1 year ago
that guy is my hero!
randomted 1 year ago
He did serve in Vietnam - Sort of. On Paris Island, SC. That omission of the truth already knocks this guy down significantly in the honesty dept. Another lie by another phony politician. Next.
gateshoup 1 year ago 5
A true patriot, he will be hailed as the White man's savior and the bane of them law breaking darkoids what I seen crost the way towards my home-area late at night. Praise this NATION, for UNDER GOD does it stand!
Baustrophedonic 1 year ago
What a creep! I am so glad he lost. He tries to appeal to all the worst parts of our lizard brains. Evolve, man evolve.
forestduff 1 year ago
Yeeeeeee Haaaaaa. Just sick ol' Blue on 'em. Get 'em Blue! Good dog!!!
DarkMatter2525 1 year ago
failed.
Uncl3FaKa 1 year ago
see that trigger finger?
that's poor gun safety
Natasfoemanehtni 1 year ago
Awesomeness...
zbrusky 1 year ago
GLORY!
candyohara 1 year ago
Gee. What an Idiot!!!! Did he really wave around with his Winchester ?!? Haha. Only in America....
gwodus 1 year ago
@gwodus Only in America? Australia, there is NOTHING like it.
Rhodri0110 1 year ago
AWESOME, it just makes the parody on the funny or die page, funnier
jj1oo2ee3 1 year ago
This guy is the fucking man. I'm gonna move to Alabama just to vote for him.
turisas1234 1 year ago
IS THIS THE GREAT WHITE HOPE?
whitetailhunta 1 year ago
I seriously hope the title is meant to be sarcastic...
idiotunderthetable 1 year ago
I hope no cameramen/women were harmed during the multiple trigger finger muzzle sweeps.
jaybri502 1 year ago