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  • You're right, Spoony - Indiana Jones started out as a hero and should remain a hero. He should be getting into epic battles in the big, wide world - not some sound stage in England (or wherever). The villains should be epic. His love life should make f-ing men ENVY his ... well, envy him. I'm keeping it clean here :)

  • I liked the movie. I had been watching the movies since I was 9 I was 14 when I saw the movie, I left the pictures not disappointed. I mean sure you can't survive a nuke in a fridge, but you also can't survive going over a cliff in a tank or jumping out of a plane in a raft it's just a movie. Me, I had no problem with the aliens apart from them being CGI. For more watch Cinemassacre's Top Ten Sequels that aren't as bad as everyone says.

  • 4:56 EPIC BURP!

  • One part of the movie that was dumb was the snake phobia. it was freaken stupid and completely rushed into the movie and made it look freaken stupid.

  • 2:42 William Hurt? I think you mean John Hurt.

  • The ending was awful!

  • just to help you spoony the comunists dont get a crystal skull in the hanger

    

  • Am i the only person who liked this movie in the world. But i freaked at the nuke scene

  • @Farcry223 That scene sort of sums up what makes the movie annoying for me; disconnect from logic, even in action movie logic.

  • Um...probably because it probably WAS all shot in front of a green screen. Lucas RADICALLY changed his methods of filming for SW2&3, why would he go back to the fundamentals for Indy 4?

  • @macgeek2004

    just because he has become a hack filmmaker who won't acknowlage that old filming techniques still have their place doesn't mean we don't wish he'd stop.

  • Tip for spoony: ¡¡¡NEVER!!! Do a video while eating, its fucking disgusting !:| , but i agree, the movie sucks rhinoceros balls :/

  • Wow. It's TEMPLE OF DOOM all over again. Has everyone forgotten how that film was originally received when in theaters and for many years afterwards? (or are people being blissfully ignorant of it)

  • i guess everyone in the cinemas at the time were just appreciating the fact they were there to see an Indiana Jones movie at the time, yeah maybe that was the only good feeling about this movie, even though it is kinda cheap :\

  • Kali ma

  • It was the worst movie ever

  • Wow...that guy below cpsfn really loves to comment...anyway thank you spoony! You have won me over with your sprited defence of temple of doom. I too am tired of people dissing it when it kicks ass! Personally I liked short round. I suppose its because he does go on a bit, but he does help indie and we do feel a bond between them. Yeah Kate Capshaw can be annoying, but then her character is a prissy singer thrown in the jungle! She would be bound to moan! Anway, temple rocks!

  • I have yet to find a single Indiana Jones fan or casual movie-goer that is indifferent about this film. Nobody loved Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull; people either liked it or they hated it. After listening to the reviews and hearing public opinion I can see both sides, but ultimately I have to choose one.

  • The curiosity over how I felt about this film has been so intense I have almost shied away from expressing how I feel about it at all, after all no matter what I say I'm bound to alienate half the Indiana Jones fan base. But then, controversy has never stopped me before, so here - once and for all - is where I stand on the film… I'm with the people that liked it on this one. I thought it was good.

  • Merely the first twenty minutes in I was surprised both by how early and how often I was laughing and enjoying my self. The pace of the film was excellent except for a few places, and the story was at least interesting enough to keep you in the seat. I was also astonished by how closely this film followed the Indiana Jones format. Unlike the dreaded Star Wars prequels this is an addition to a franchise that does not feel like it's on an island all by it's self; it was unmistakably Indie.

  • The chief complaints I've heard about this film have to do with the outlandishness of a lot of the scenes, and of the films theme. But try as I may (with one vine swinging exception) I was unable to locate a single scene in the film that was anymore outlandish or ludicrous than any other Indiana Jones film ever made.

  • The film was certainly not perfect, but unlike most I did not think the problems were in the silly set ups and 'get out of jail free' solutions to perilous situations.

  • If this film has a serious problem it was probably the story. It's just plain hard to keep track of most of the time. There is a tremendous amount of exposition and if you aren't paying attention it's really easy to get lost. Particularly when it comes to a crucial plot point about someone taking the skull, bringing it somewhere, failing to unlock a puzzle, and taking it right back again.

  • Another interesting fact about this film, in fact what may have been too big a hurtle in the eyes of some, is that the 'deal breaker' scene comes very early in the film, and to protect those who have not yet seen the film, this deal breaker comes in the form of a refrigerator. As soon as this scene was over I said to my self "this is the point of no return. If the audience cannot accept this, they won't be able to accept anything else in the film".

  • I did accept it, and once I sat back and said "whatever" (Indiana Jones films typically require extra suspension of disbelief) I had a great time at the movies. The Indiana Jones franchise has never been about the stories; not really. Indiana Jones has always been about having as much fun as you can in a movie, and I have to say this movie was a lot of fun.

  • This film is hardly a classic, and will never grasp the adoration of the public the way the original trilogy did, and rightfully so, it's not in that league. But taken as a fun time at the movies as well as one of our favorite Icons coming back for one last adventure, Crystal Skull is a success in my book. To those who hated it, I sympathize with a lot of the criticisms, but I liked the film. It inspires no standing ovations, it breaks no new ground, but it was a hell of a lot of fun.

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  • MAH Nigga. Wendy's is delish.

  • @MrOtaku118 Id keep it down if I was you!

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  • 4:55 *BUURRP!* lol XD

  • Am I the only one out there who really loved this movie for what it was???

  • This would be a great video to show at a George Lucas roast.

  • Ouch, I thought the movie was OK. The hiding in a fridge was BS tho. I wish it could be tested on Mythbusters somehow. Wouldn't know how to get around the whole needing a nuke thing tho. XP Scale models? :?

  • @NodDisciple1 "What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?"

  • Here's a Fun Fact: Gold is not magnetic!!

  • @PunchSydeironReviews Only iron is magnetic! I fought myself not to scream that thru the whole movie!

  • @RadarKat73080 It could have be worse. At least Ryan Higa didn't play a teenage Short Round.

  • Why is this motherfucker eating while talking to me

  • @QuikDJ He's so angry that he has to eat chocolate ice cream, which believe it or not actually calms you down if your blood is being brought to boiling point.

  • @MonkeyBoy3000ii

    Didn't know that, thanks for the answer!

  • @QuikDJ Np :D

  • @QuikDJ Because he's Spoony douche nozzle, that's why.

  • @QuikDJ You've never lost your nerve to the point where you've contemplated hitting somebody, have you? The ice cream calms him down. Try focusing on the horrible movie he's reviewing and not the fact that he's eating food while he's talking about it.

  • Temple of doom sucked. So did the 3rd.  The first movie was the only good one. It was freak'n great but talk about resting on laurels!

  • 4:55 that burp was EVIL!

  • Finally, someone who agrees with me that Temple of Doom does not suck. It's awesome, nice 1 spoony, you rock!

  • I mea, seriously... Communists? Nazis DID have institutions in search of rare artifacts. The USSR weren't that interesting. If the Soviets are evil, isn't Indiana Jones just as evil if they work for the US?

    I mean, I can come up with something in Francoist Spain in the 50's. They're Fascist, so they're kind of the same to the Nazis.

  • Shia LeButtfuck. :l

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  • Spoony, you do realize that the 7 crystal skulls actually exist right?

  • The main part of this movie I remember is the angry face the alien makes at the end. My friend found it hilarious and I try to make the face to make him laugh.

  • Spoonman always knows how to put things in their place. I wonder what the 4th movie would have been like if it had been based on the story of 'The Infernal Machine' (which also involved Soviets). The reason the alien stares her down is because she's a filthy communist whore and that's also why it melts her brain. It probably psychically knew about the experiments her "comrades" did to its bretheren. The USSR had all kinds of underground labs where they did stuff like that.

  • The first three Indiana Jones movies made a bajillion dollars!  And these idiots needed to make this one "marketable?" WTF?

  • I love all three Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom, Raiders and Last Crusade.

  • What a delightful burp. Pity, the guy's pretty hot. Hilarious review!

  • that burp was fucking nice

  • Marian drove a DUKW.

    The skull Indy found in Peru was the one they needed, the alien at the beginning in the top men warehouse crash landed, starting the whole search for the aliens crap, the one in the Russian's camp is the same one thawed out. So 2 skulls, but the one Indy found was the one they needed.

  • "Magnetic crystal" I must have been sick the day they mentioned that. So magnetic, that it attracts gold and other things not made of iron! Insert Insane Clown Posse joke. We know, also, they nailed up and padlocked the Ark with iron nails and an iron lock!

  • It was a ok moive but a bad Indy movie.

    The Ark cameo at the beginning was kinda cool though.

  • "I'd hit that." You and me both Spoony.

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  • @TroxMacgee Do you know what "gay" means?

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  • @Cpsfn21 Nice to encounter a brilliant conversationalist.

  • IMO, Temple of Doom is the best of all the Indy Films, it looks the best, has the best comedy, action and suspense, its the most entertaining, period!

  • The main problem w the movie wasn't the movie itself, necessarily; but, that people's expectations were at a level such that I'm pretty sure nothing would make someone like this reviewer happy.

  • @CocamoJoe not only that, but a lot of fans were kids when the others came out. I never saw indi as a kid, and i don't really think they are THAT good. it's just beacause i don't have that thrilling memory from childhood that indiana was the dude.

  • @CocamoJoe Well also the fact there were freakin' aliens in an indiana jones movie, which is primarily westerny. Yeah...

  • lol shia la butt fuck!! XD

  • Her eyeballs burst into flames! The knowledge was too much! 

  • Stop, fucking, eating! It's fucking annoying, almost as much as Indy 4

  • @leebrandt33 fuck your mother

  • lol at the shirt

  • spoony i like you but your just being a fanboy and just nitpicking at it so shut up 

  • Am I the only one who thought Indiana Jones 4 was alright? Not like Raiders, but still an ok movie? It wasn't perfect but still enjoyable.

  • @iheartnes I thought it was alright. The only thing that bugged me was the CGI the first time I saw it. And I don't like Shia LeBouf's voice. I nitpick the hell out of it now, but I'm just a bastard. Then again, I thought Temple of Doom was the best one so I must be fucking crazy.

  • @Sabohaque I thought Temple of Doom was the best too because of all the action scenes. Then as I got older I sat and watched all 3 of them in a row one weekend and now Raiders of the Lost Ark is my favorite. WAY ahead of it's time. Shia LeBouf did get a little annoying at times. Watch The Nerd's "Top 10 Sequels that aren't as bad as everyone says". He mentions this movie and brought up some great points. That is exactly how I felt.

  • @iheartnes I'll do that

  • @Sabohaque Not necessarily; Temple of Doom may not have been the best of the series, but it was still entertaining (which is more than I can say for Kingdom of the Empty Skulls).

  • @iheartnes Yep your not alone man.

  • the people promoting the film explicitly said that Shia Lebuttfuck was NOT Indy's son! I hate it when they lie!

  • Temple of Doom was great. But Capshaw did ruin the first half. I honestly think if you remove her annoying parts or replace it with clips of your girlfriend playing the part. It would be a shit load better.

  • I'm not sure if anyone else has said this, but the skull's case is really the only thing is magnetic... not the skull.

  • @SpooneyOne what is your oppinion on the upcoming movie, Cowboys and Aliens?

  • I love "Temple of Doom", too.

  • to me,this is fanboy bitching spoony...

    even james rolfe who likes indiana jones,said the movie was good,not bitch about little things like the aliens and the scape with the frezzer(like indy never survived any implosable way)...

    come dude,jesus crist,my father really like it...

  • @igorfranklin83 Lol, so what does that mean from your perspective, that if Spoony likes the film he can go on forever about how awesome it is, but if he doesn't he shouldn't make any comment whatsoever. You seem an awful lot like the type of person who calls others 'fanboys' just because they have a massive hatred for something you like. Just because he hates something a lot doesn't make him a fanboy. Also, "little things like the aliens" They were the central plot twist, hows that little?!

  • lol spoony eat icecream in a coca-cola bottle ?

  • Didn't John Hurt say he wouldn't do the film until he read the script (while Shia signed up without doing so)? If so, what does that tell you? :)

  • 4:55 my mum was like "What was that noise"

  • Spoony sounds high right now... lolz

  • why dont you talk about the stupid ants. that scene was so stupid.

  • 1. I felt the ending was like a prank from George Lucas and Stephan Spielburg playing on the audience

    2. When I read about Crystal Skull, I was hyped because it said they would be wouldn't be using CGI and actually going back to live stunt actions. Well after the movie I re read it and thanks to my lysdexia it said they wouldn't be using AS MUCH CGI.........

  • Now i want a Mcflurry.

  • you like cock in your ass

  • @goodseedchild like your mother? owned fag!

  • @MOTIVATIONify  stop sucking your dad dick, and lighten up

  • Well.. Now I need to go to Wendy's!!! :D 

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  • Indy survived in the fridge because he became immortal when he drank from the holy grail.

    I hate this fucking movie so much that I have to use that point to help the franchise save face.

  • @Dmeeder Then why does Indy look 30 years older?

  • @kanyehater99: If you ever watched doctor who, you would see that captain jack ages yet never dies, so in 3 million years he becomes a giant living ugly face.

  • Anyone who reads this, get Indy and the Staff of Kings for the Wii. It's a great game, and the story is a perfect throwback to the original movies.

  • I loved the Temple of Doom! XD FINISH HIM! *Rips Heart Out Of Dude's Chest and Set It On Fire* FATALITY!

  • In my honest opinion all the indie movies are boring. Mr. jones is just a smart duke nukem and the 2nd half of all the movies devolve into nonsensical beat-em-ups. But I gotta say, aliens and other dimensions is really jumping the shark, and the crystal skulls IRL are less than half the size of those mammoth alien skulls in the movie and they actually look human.

  • The janitor from scrubs was the high point of the movie. It wasn't BAD but it wasn't GOOD either. Anything humorous in it was the only parts that I enjoyed. aside from the giant ant part.

  • You know that the fifth and final Indy movie is in pre-production, right? It's about Genghis Khan. Seriously.

    And I didn't mind Crystal Skull. Neither did James Rolfe.

  • @bamapagedesign I'm not bashing James Rolfe at all, I love his work, but in my opinion, he's is a lot softer on films than critics like Spoony or the Nostalgia Critic. He doesn't get angry about them as much and when he doesn't like a movie, he never gets angry. Ironic, since he's best known for being the AVGN, lol.

  • I agree 110%

  • Thumbs up for Spoony's yogurt!

  • @chinesericeboy frosty

  • TURNS OUT THE ALIENS ARE GIGANTIC ASSHOLES XD XD XD LOOL

  • I agree, distirbia was a great movie, although it was ripping off of rear window, it put a modern twist on a Hitchcock classic, and was pretty darn enjoyable, I will never look the same at my next door neighbors...

  • Disturbia is indeed a Rear Window knock-off... but I still love it. I did see it first, though, so it didn't matter to me that it wasn't original (yeah, I know, blasphemy -- but I don't deny the genius of Rear Window, now that I have seen it).

  • I loved the anti-atomic fridge part.

  • There seems to be more green screen backgrounds then natural backgrounds in this film.

  • what a burp

  • The problem is you think Steven Spielberg and George Lucas are talented. And now you're older you can see how terrible their stuff is.

  • "shia lebuttfuck"

    hahahaha

    "its basically a xerox copy of raiders and then have george lucas wipe his ass with it"

    lmfao

  • I love spoony's rants, but for the love of god, stop eating when you record!

  • i like this guy, great reviewer.

  • Fun fact: Shia Lebuff"s name roughly translates out to Than god for the beef. because LeBouf is french for the beef and shia translates out to thank god in some langouage, so thank god for the beef

  • @AnimeArchive1 I thought it was boeuf?

  • This movie is fucking horrible, but you know whats funny? I saw the movie on the last day of filming and there were two 6-7 year olds in front of me. After the atomic bomb scene they were talking about how impossible it would be to survive.

    What im saying is it didn't even make sense to little kids!

  • the old indiana jones movies were the best :D

  • i loved temple of doom

  • yeah they showed her peel back some skin and show the crystal, not that it matters after this long. movie sucked almost as bad as wolfman

  • Temple of Doom certainly is the worst out of the original trilogy, but with Indiana Jones films being such high quality, that only means it's a "Good" rather than "Awesome" film.

    However, while Crystal Skull has lots of silly, even outright ridiculous moments, I'd rather have those than the unfunny, corny jokes of Temple of Doom, which only gets interesting like after an entire hour. That sole fact places Crystal Skull just slightly above ToD for me, even if Aliens fucked up the entire series.

  • @DeathBlade182

    You're outta your fucking mind.

  • @NeoDMC Different opinions, mate... it's all about different opinions.

  • I disagree, I actually did like this movie

    Although there are some bad moments

  • The thing about actors like Jonathon Rhys-Davies appearing in Uwe Boll flicks is that Boll, for all his shortcomings, is actually a genius producer. Hollywood films are cumbersome beasts that often go to shoot a year and a half after actors have been asked to appear, often ending up conflicting with a different shoot and losing said actors. It's entirely possible Rhys-Davies was attached at some point.

    Boll only shows up with cash in hand when he's ready to shoot. That's how he does gets them.

  • @VanceHill I guess those actors also have no idea who Boll is. If I were a big-name actor, I'd run a mile from Uwe Boll.

  • @Kousaburo Actually, his reputation is driving people to him. Dave Foley read up on Boll and decided he had to work with the guy.

  • @VanceHill Why's that?

  • I am not sure where I heard this, but doing the writing process of the crystal skull, Lucas would often veto some of Spielberg's ideas while fighting fiercely (e.i. pulling the "IAMMA THE GR8 GENIOS BEHIND STARWARS & U DO AS I SAY NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!" card) for keeping his own in. Which I guess explains a lot.

  • I think that this movie isnt very good, but it is not as bad as everybodys saying. I now its silly that he survives a nukeblast, but thats indiana jones. In previous Indiana jones movies he has survived just as unbelievable things. Like falling from a cliff on top of a tank, i mean cmon. Indiana Jones is a fantasy story and un explaneble things atend to happen. Dont be such a movie snobs.

  • like the movie but u got a point

  • "HELLO INDY, HOP ABOARD THE FREEDOM FRIDGE!"

  • I thought it was a good movie for today's standards but it didn't measure up to the old ones.

  • meh, i watched it, i liked it, but only cuz harrison ford was in it xD

  • i think this bloke must be coner or a diabetic

  • He takes the Skull out and belches. :D

  • Great review spoony. I actually liked the movie but I love this review because I freely admit there is plenty to make fun of in it.

  • it was one skull from the orginal temple from the conquistador and a few extras that dont matter it turns out, but it still sucks