Your Mama Jokes

[Eliteturk55]

Your mama is so fat whent she went to jenny crauge they said, sorry we dont do miracals

[MrNutShot1]

ya mama so fat if she put a yellow t shirt people start to call her:"taxi taxi!"l

[pooch332]

yo mama so dumb she let me fuck her

[skared4life67]

HILARIOS XDDDDDDD

[drawanimemalcom]

Yo mama's breath stink so bad I have to talk to her in the matrix

Yo mama's teeth so ugly when she went to the dentist, he started singing "black and yellow,black and yellow,black and yellow,black and yellow

[drawanimemalcom]

Yo mama's breath stink so bad I have to talk to her in the matrix

[Falcon7841]

Yo mama is so poor one day I saw her kicking a can I ask her what she's doing and she said she's moving!!!!!!!

[MyWilg]

Yo mamas so dumb she ask the cops how to rob a bank

[Debbie2641]

yo mama is sooo ugly...when she looks in the mirror....her reflection does not show up....

[LightInTheDarkness96]

yo momma so dumb that she thought your joke was funny.

[LightInTheDarkness96]

YO MOMMAS SO FAT THAT.....

that when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!

[MultiChickenLover]

yo mama so ugly when she looks out the car window she gets a ticket for mooning

[RockAustinDXtakerRk0]

Yo Mama SO Fat That Even Dora Couldn't Explore Her..

[dany17ize1]

your moma so stupi she trew a rock at the floor and missed..!

[WellIAmThePope1293]

Your mamas so fat! On the seventh day when god said let there be light, he had to push yo mama out of the way!

[mrrjcook]

ya mamais like a shot gun

to rounds and she is out

[Hejzwej]

yo mama so stupid she had you

[finalario64smash]

yo momma teeth is so yellow she beat sunny Ds at it

yo momma is so ugly when she look at the window the cops arrested her for mooning

[polinirider57]

yo mama so fat the only way to get her through the door way is butter her sides and put a twinky at the other end

[Hejzwej]

yo mama so fat she broke your family tree

[IdleWelshWizz]

Your mommas so fat She sat on her iPhone and made the iPad!

[courtneyized]

Yo Mama So Fat When She Walked Past My House I Loss Sunlight For A Month!

[elmosworld123ful]

yo mamma so fat ,she has to use cheat codes for we fit.

[Brinah]

Your momma so dumb she voted for Bush

[brandonaha]

yo mama so old she witnessed god being born

[brandonaha]

yo mama so stupid she thought a juice box was a gay boxer

[Twiztedjuggalo100]

yo mama so so skinny she can play hoola hoop wit a chereo

[CreatedWrestlingFed]

yo mama so ugly when she walks into a haunted house the ghosts offer her a job application.

yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning.

[NuclearSimon]

yo mama so stupid she is all the people who laughs in this video

[4dictad]

yo momma so small she jumped and killed her self

[IkillBoostersForFun]

Your momma is so fat she uses cheats on WII fit

[raquazalmj]

your mama is so old that when god said let there be light she flipped the switch

[RECONGANG]

your mama so strong she went to WWE and the referee said OMG ITS Great Khali

[taintedlover2007]

I loved the last one!!

[traislow]

your mama so fat she can sell shadow

[andreboyz223]

your mama so fat your daddy invented the garage door.!!!!!

your mama so fat she invented the low rider!!!

your mama so ugly i cant stand looking at you!!!! o_O

[andreboyz223]

your mama so fat your daddy invented the garage door.!!!!!

your mama so fat she invented the low rider!!!

your mama so ugly i cant stand looking at you!!!! o_O

[imondaboat25]

i was doin ur mom yeah yours for sure in the walmart she was pickin out ur drawers

[sc00tersrule]

yo mama's so poor burgulars break into her home and leave money

[ciarababeesx]

yo momma so fat she makes free willy look lieek a goldfish :L

[eagleofmiami]

Yo momma is so dumb. . . she goes to the gym just to hang out with the dumbells

[GirBananas]

Your momma is so pathetic, when she called Suicide Hotline they HUNG UP.

[GirBananas]

Your momma is so pathetic, when she called Suicide Hotline they HUNG UP.

[GirBananas]

Your momma's so fat that she fell in love and broke it.

[eagleofmiami]

that is some funny shit ya'll

[icoolkid1]

yo mamas so stupid, she blew me

[jrzy49]

Yo momma waz vegetarian till she met me-

[saeedsnne]

Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

[82558255]

your mamas so fat she walked pasted my house and i missed 28 days of sun shine

mines better than all ur dumb 1 s

[aangfan13]

@82558255 ya well your mom's like a bucket of chicken fried greasy and everyone gets a piece of her WHAT BITCH

[jasonchen69]

yo mamma so fat when ever she wears a yellow coat pple call out to her taxi

[raverpro]

All your mamas loved me so much that when she had a baby she named it after me!

[pyschochick1]

This was so dumb

[sacrafice10]

Your Mamas So Fat And Poor She Had To Put A MilkShake On Layaway

[LILBLKNINGA]

yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory!!!!!!

[subzero4007]

yo mommas like a vacuum- she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet. :)

[Burzum9666owns]

AHAHAHA

[subzero4007]

wow... you're so late.. i posted that comment 4 months ago.

[tanmaniac]

This is Prairie Home Companion, not Weird Al.

[bikercc]

@tanmaniac thanks man i changed it

[PandazRock12]

yo mamma is so stupid when the doorbell rings she answers the microwave. yo mamma is so fat when she sat on the park bench it all turned into sand paper. MEOW HISS!! lol :D

[acesmak]

your mama so ugly her birth ceritate is a note form god that says "im sorry you were born"

[bighitta13]

your mama so stuped she got lockt in sleepys and slept on the floor

[GEARALDINE]

yo momma's so ugly, just after she was born her mother said, What a treasure!.and her father said, yes let's bury it.

[inerd40593]

your mommas so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

[Lmustbeavenged]

your mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her parents

[RockYaBody80]

your mammas so stupid i saw her peeking over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side

[Soon2BeFamous1]

ya momma is like a race car she burns 50 rubbers a day

[evil2rs]

yo mamma so fat, if she sat on the toilet and farted, she would blow the septic tank out of the ground...

[inerd40593]

LMFAO!

[stuipidrebel]

yo mamma so stuipid she thru a rock at the ground and missed

[stuipidrebel]

yo mamma so stuipid she brought spoon to the super bowl and said wheres my oatmeal

[killer2085]

your mum is so ugly she makes onions cry

[bloodass3]

@killer2085 Dont lie ! Only Chuck Norris can do that ! :D

[cooldog61593]

your mama's so fat people run around her for exercise.

[Zevl12]

Yo mamma is so fat she uses her belly to attract the gravitation pull of a asteroid

[cakebam]

yo mama so fat she fell of all four sides of her bed

[drpepperrule]

ur momma is so ugly she made a blind kid cry

[Scottie013]

your momma is like a bowling ball she gets fingerd guterd and comes back for more

[PicosProductions]

your ma ma so fat she takes up 3 tv chanels whe on air

[94hckim]

You´r moma is so fat so when she left with high-shoes she came back with flip-flopes

[live2skate345]

yo momma....well i shouldnt even be talkin bout her i dont even know the man....burned!

[dogmaster08]

your mamas so fat shes got more rolls than the bakery

[iamzemasta]

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't even fit in this joke.

[NJsGrimy]

yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

[1sttubeviewer]

Wow dude that joke was so old last time i laughed at that i fell off my dinosaur

[jpinhead]

to those that don't know who these people are, they are Garrison Keillor and Paula Poundstone. This is great.

[STEPHANIECANAL07]

yo mamas so small midgets make fun of her

[mitchblahman]

dont get the blood type one

[nightfoxx26]

ragu is spaghetti sauce marinara sauce

[wadeyearsago]

This is the joke show from Prairie Home Companion

[narutobuu321]

your mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

[98kickflip]

yo mamma so stupid she went to the dog house to give him a blow job instead of the man.

[BellaRadd]

this isn't weird al, it's two comedians

one's a girl. pretty sure

[taftnh]

one is a fat kid and the other an old guy

[minime01301]

this is gay

[blingcheese12]

yo momma so hairy it looks like shes putting chubaca in a headlock

[mrfakie3000]

your mama so stupid she thought the oppisite of a.d.d was subtraction

[l3erserk7]

Yo mammas so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mammas so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mammas so fat, she jumped off a plane and got stuck.

Yo mammas so stupid, she couldnt hit water if she jumped off a boat.

[ihatefatkids123]

ur mammas like a brick...laid by mexicans --- ur mammas like a doorknob...everyone gets a turn

[rockstargaylord]

blow job

[jayrokid77]

yo moma so uygly leonardo davinchi got scared and drew that unibrow

[xxSuperCoolAznxx]

Your mama so fat, she jumps up and down and caused an earthquake.

[kinkynene]

fuck u

[naruto9115]

z0ogy said it 1st dude

[naruto9115]

fuck u Your mumma so black when she breast feeds coacoa powder comes out

[bananachip33]

"i was sent to college on that!" :L :D

[shaneburke17]

yo momma so old when she brestfeeds d milk is powder lol :L:L:L:L

[kinkynene]

your mama is sooo ugly the cops gave her a ticket for moaning

[bumblebee561]

Your moma is sooooo stupid that i told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking!!!!!!

Your moma is sooooo stupid she throw a rock at the ground and missed

your moma is sooooo stupid she tryed to steal a free sample

your moma is sooooo stupid she put a ruler in her bed to see how long she would sleep

[kinkynene]

your mama is sooo fat....she ran after a school bus screaming "stop that twinke"..!

[2mr0taggy9]

your momma is so short that she played handball on the side of the curb.

[z0ogy]

Your mumma so ugly she tryed entering ugly contest but they sed sorry no professionals

[z0ogy]

Your Mumma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

Your mumma so ugly she made an onion cry

Your mumma so fat she stepped on the scales and it sed to be continued

your mumma so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please

Your mumma so black when she breast feeds coacoa powder comes out

[anonymous125]

your moms so ugly she makes the blind kids cry hahhahahaha lol

[evilkiller252]

your mama IS so fat that when she farts the whole of china got wiped out, your mama's so fat she has to use a tandpond the size of russia to stop her bleedin

[littledude2009]

yo mamma so fat she uses a kind size bed as a chair yo mamma so fat i got lost running around het yo mamma so fat she went to jennie craig and jenny said sorry we dont do mericals yo mamma so stupid she put a peeephole in the window yo mamma so stupid she got fired a the m&ms factory for throwing away all the ws

[conorlavery1994]

your mamas flaps are so wide i felt like a child lost in tesco

[GirBananas]

Your momma's so fat she fell in love and BROKE it.

[LiLAzNKiD12345]

your mama so fat bulet wont hurt her!!

[dreddevils]

ur momma so fat she uses a pillow as a tampon

[LachyP14]

yo mama's so dumb, when her car brakes down she drinks 20 cans of red bull to grow wings!

[ICanCommentI]

your mama so fat I lost weight around her

[sk8sn93]

*i lost weight running around her

[Nicopwnzurass03]

HAHAHA!! this is amazing!

[swifti07]

your mom so old she ows jesus 10 box haha

[kinkynene]

your mama is soooooo fat ''when she got on a pojo stick'' she went straight to hell.''

what do you think?

[kinkynene]

your mom is soo fat when she did a backflip she kicked jesus in the mouth

[beastwitinn]

your momma so ugly she took a prostitution job as aperfession and died a virgen

haha

your momma so ugly that the doctor said if it doesnt cry , its a tumor

haha

your momma so stupid she got fired from teh m&m factory because she threw out all the w

hahaha

[beastwitinn]

your momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl hahaha

[gheath101]

yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

[whaththeeee]

yo mama is so slutty that she makes lindsey lohan look like mother teresa

[lilMzsunshine96]

y does ur description say wierd al's jokes it isnt wierd al but it is funny

[adaneusa]

YEAH!!!

[joinerx5743908757980]

Who's the fat guy, ur MOM!! HA HA HA!!

[demonsl10]

that one kinda hurt a lil...thats ur mama!

LMAO!

[snk4eva]

your mommas so dumb she stared at a bottle of orange juice for two hours cause it said concentrate

[foxyyloxyy]

the other woman lol

[freshboy70]

ur mama is soooooooooooo ugly i heard ur dad meet here at a dog show

[Slozowich]

yo mama is so small she had sex whit a microbe and made You!

[darkhero2550]

yo momas so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck

[TheDevilsNotepad]

yo momma is sooo fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck!

[avataraang13579]

fuck man this is hellairious

[pivotmastorXD]

these jokes are fuckin whack get some really jokes ill rock yo shit nigg@

[spazmonkey2]

And you use pivot, LMFAO XDXDXDXDXDXD

[Krow12345678910]

your momma is so fat when she fell of the empire state building she stepped right back on top :D

your momma is so dumb she tried waking up a sleeping bag :D

[tdubb06]

ya mom put lipstick on her forehead talkin bout she tryna make up her mind.

[tdubb06]

ya mom so dumb when the weather man said there was gonna be a change in the weather, she went and got a bowl.

ya mom so dumb she bought a spoon to the superbowl.

ya mom so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

[yourworstniightmare]

the first two are wrong.

[michaelbbowler]

your momas so easy a caveman could do her!!!!!

[TheTarheelsofHalo]

your mom is so ugly she made Ray Charles flintch

[sonic187sq]

you momma is so dumb she gets stabbed in a shootout

your momma is so dumb she puts m&ms in alphabetical order

[xHSVx]

yo mammas so stupid she got locked in the toilet and sh*t herself

[myri08]

wow!! thaz awesome!!

i like the way they sed it! e was fun!

[macc9597]

yo momma so fat she fell in love and got stuck..

[sagas599]

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP TRYNA GET UP

yo mama is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent

yo mama so fat she got Baptiste at sea world

your mamas so dark God said let there be light

Yo mamas so ugly they thought u were wearing a Halloween costume yo mama so ugly she ask someone are u going to the fear fest at six flags they said y don't you look in the mirror Your mama so fat she don't need the Internets shes already world wide!

[aldrick1988]

Your mommas so fat she had to use the driveway to iron her pants

Your mommas so fat all cars run out of gas while trying to get pass her :P:D

[BiGpsyke]

Lmfoa - a fax with a stamp on

[ledzeppelinwo]

your mama so stupid that she studied for a blood test

[aaminjoshi91]

your mama's so fat she needs a traveler's guide to find her ass hole!!! any one maybe..no..idk i though it was good.....

[Reaper6699]

you your momma is so fat that the only reason ppl are atracted 2 her is cuz of gravitaional pull commin off her

[bosniannigga1]

your moma so gheeto when when she breastfeed kool aid comes out!!!!!

[bosniannigga1]

Your moma blood type is ragu!!!!!!!!!cracking up lol!!!!!

[c4stealth]

Your moma so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention!

[brendosnaruto]

your momas so fat god said there shall be light and then said get the fuck out of the way!anyone....huh?...XD

[TheMingyAndMangyMovi]

yo mamas so old when got said let there be light she fliped the switch

[brendosnaruto]

uhhh...lol sorry dude i didnt get it and that wasnt funny at allno offence

[hawk2oo0]

your moms so fat she jumped up in 2 the sky and got stuck

[trocks6]

lol

[S7T7O7V7E7R]

FUNNY SHIZZZZ RIGHT HERE!!!

[blairwitch45]

Yo Daddy is so fat late at night he sets the mood by putting old chicken bones on his night stand and uses some hickory farms barbucue sause to masterbate to a cookbook.

[ipodsrdabest]

lololololololololololololololo­lolol

[ssj10goku12]

your mama'z so fat that she had to take a bath at seaworld

your mama'z so dumb that she tripped over a wireless fone