First Date Jitters

[frozenflamegaby]

love the description

[RANDOMHERO2506]

I thought she said balls hahaha

[Sykysys]

Yes,

[Roboyoyo]

I hate the spam blocker things

[Dan48001]

My only problem with these videos is that, if you play them in a play list, they go by to fast to like...

[Roffeskanal]

Only Brain could have pulled that one of: I am certain of it

[Lemonadeplane]

Brian is my favorite person in the whole world.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Ain't this a level in Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines?

[EmporerEmblem]

who's walls aren't made of skin?

[efgragin]

...why did the door begin to open?

[ceefok]

@efgragin omg O.O good observation!

[Huntergphil2]

Buffalo Bill would be proud.

YOU PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN UNLESS YOU WANT HOSE!

[supafly345]

PATRIARCHY

[k1t3na]

Ed Gein??!

[olger05]

you know what's cool about does videos? the advertisement are at the end :D

[breimeris]

Sorry, but I just don't get the joke.

[Tartonga]

@breimeris - "I had a really great time tonight, but... are your walls made of skin?"

- Hahaha....... yes.

[TheFiliusMortis]

@breimeris It's a political joke about the stability of under-developed countries in the middle-east and Asia, it exclaimed that to me with utmost purity, don't see why you didn't get it.

[Faltzerbeast90]

Can someone explain? Is this supposed to be funny?

[DanioOoX]

WALLS, OH MY GOD! I thought it is "wolves".

[1337zion]

Haha, It's not even 5 seconds. It's 8 .. -.-

[Xxrader32xX]

@1337zion intro and ending are both 1.5 secs long

[TheOhy]

@1337zion if udidnt see there is add for 3 seconds then clip

[soupfountainman]

@1337zion no way

[TheGuyThatKnowsItAll]

:O there's no 0:07 !!! 0.0

[Rockstarmacca]

And the door slowly opens.

[Jex134]

id wreck that chick

[RichardHTT]

Please!!! can you make subtitles??!!! TOT Please! (ITALIANO)

[stupidmanoawesomenes]

what jsut happened im confused this is the first time ive just been lost for words huh

[stupidmanoawesomenes]

@stupidmanoawesomenes while watching these

[ColoradoGarrett]

ide like to munch on her meat curtains....

[jbear0000]

My walls are made of skin too!

[whatAsickNAME]

I'd be more unsettled knowing he was racist. I didn't see any patches of brown in there, did you?

[Skeif13]

@whatAsickNAME Maybe different races taste different.

[Lemonadeplane]

I died inside then re-birthed myself I laughed so much.

[JoelCornah]

Not far off 1000 videos, 5sf!! As tribute, we will try and get Tom Fucking Watson elected Prime Minister.

[Gtemplar777]

how come the wall made of skin is only WHITE HMMM?!?!?? (lol)

[TdotSoul]

@Gtemplar777 he doesn't believe in affirmative action

[AlabamaIceman]

His laugh and response reminds me a ton of Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development.

[Wierdoinc]

not really funny

[DJMaxwellRelishHand]

I'd hit her sugar walls.

[SeeDMT]

To be fair, skin walls are a quirk of all the houses on Necronomicon Drive, along with a shrieking basement and hot and cold running blood.

[geassguy2]

@SeeDMT or if you've got enough money a pool of lost souls

[6spongey98]

@SeeDMT I believe we have identified the person who writes the descriptions.

[JivemasterJ]

I'd like to see her walls-made-of-skin, if you know what I mean!

[TheEloeo]

@JivemasterJ I have no FUCKING idea what you mean.

[JivemasterJ]

@TheEloeo I meant the inside of her vag! BOI-OI-OING!

[TheEloeo]

@JivemasterJ You sure did Jimmy. You sure did...

[TheFyroPyro]

@JivemasterJ I C WUT U DID THAR!

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@JivemasterJ Agreed.

[auzio]

@JivemasterJ HAAaHaAHaaa you must be legit proud of yourself i know i would

[Woahitsahand]

I so want a wall made of skin

[Niftymuse]

The description is almost as funny as yhe video :L

[Jex134]

I have such a crush on Kelsey <3

[Zwitter101]

ewww raw skin is just gross... i prefare mine cooked :)

[govno122]

Lol the door is slowly opening

[DeBlaz21]

That door...

[sixsixfive665]

On the plus side, he can now pursue his favourite hobby of being a tattoo artist.

[1AaronDanger]

HEy having walls of skin is very sexy

[s145611]

I have to return some videotapes.

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE!

-Brandon

[HmTastySoup]

goodbye hoooooooooorses....

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@HmTastySoup

why! WHAY

[PolSwed]

And it got even more unsetteling, when he explained that all the material came from foreskin leftovers.

[010Aapje]

why is every 5 secondfilms 8 second's

[T5226]

@010Aapje 2 seconds of the title card, 5 seconds of film, 1 second of The End's card.

[TZSaul]

@010Aapje intro, the actual 5 second film, outro

[absolutezero1000]

@010Aapje intro is 3 seconds

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@010Aapje

You are wise like BUDAH!

-Brandon

[ShanfredMetalface]

@010Aapje

2 second intro, 5 second film, 1 second end.

[Squishy876]

@010Aapje Because of the title card

[Dasyati]

So did they do it with the lights off? Wearing night vision goggles?

[Dasyati]

"Brian, I think these walls need a fresh coat of paint..."

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAINT IS!!"

[Dasyati]

Later Brian waddles into the bedroom with his dick tucked between his legs...

"WOULD YOU FUCK ME KELSEY?"

[123ModoNauer]

@Dasyati and then he adds: "I'D FUCK ME SO HARD" lol

[nniicckktt]

@123ModoNauer No. He doesn't.

[123ModoNauer]

@nniicckktt he doesn't ?

[Talia13797]

I love him SO MUCH!

[60SecondsOrLess]

I bet she becomes a part of his life...

[StephensStuff]

So Gnolls live there right?

[spiderjerusalem100]

Brian really is funny as hell.

[TheRealJohnSkinny]

@MarsPhoenix63 Whatever it is, it's obviously seeking the coziness of a room covered with skin.

[mrjimmyos]

People make walls out of things that ARENT skin?!

[CrisRowlands]

Its surprising, the quality of acting within the 5SFs. Just because each clip is 5 seconds long, I expect them to all be amaters, but they are all fantastic.

[ZehFiend]

371 people and counting agree with me. That's mind boggling. The power of the internet.

[duleekrauser]

HEY!

We something in common.

[mechaluigi7]

Least he's honest...

[To0c0OLFOY0u]

gotta put sunscreen on the walls for those sunny days :)

[MrEmPK]

omg its 9 seconds long!

[YSKite]

301 Views!? lies!!!

[MarsPhoenix63]

The door is sloooowly opening. It's kind of unsettling.

[TheVidNerd]

@MarsPhoenix63 Shit. Now I'm scared and alone in my dark room. Thanks for that buddy.

[Stinoism]

@MarsPhoenix63 PARANORM5SEC ACTIVIETIES HAHA XD

[magicaIpineapple]

@MarsPhoenix63

but the walls being made out of skin is fine i guess

[yac4ceha3]

@MarsPhoenix63 wouldn't have noticed! because of you i watched it 3 times instead if the casual 2! thanks, i guess :D

[BearWindAppleyard]

@MarsPhoenix63 I think they put all kinds of subliminal stuff in there, just to screw with peoples head or see if anyone notices...

[Espeo92]

@MarsPhoenix63 all i can think about is the door now..

[mynameisjoe96]

@MarsPhoenix63 more than the walls made of skin?

[killbot4590]

I guess he got out by the SKIN of his teeth.

[SumWunGye]

5secondfilms has one of the funniest, most interactive audiences ever, and that's

*puts on glasses*

No joke.

YYYYEEEEEAAAHHH

[punkfunk212]

@SumWunGye nahhh

[TheNoobRapter]

she never said what skin.

[LeWoVoc]

I was listening to this with the volume way down the first time through and I could have sworn she asked if his balls were made of skin. I like it better that way.

[EvolaVirus3]

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET O_O

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

I would pay $5 to see her in a porno. 

[MagicPlayor]

@BouillonCubeNoob1 LOL! you would pay to watch porn?

[ThePooperRat64]

@MagicPlayor for kelsey, yes

[SumWunGye]

@MagicPlayor well SOMEONE has to do it!

[aldo2k6]

@BouillonCubeNoob1 you sad sad lil man

paying for porn how low can you go.....

you can get it for free

[sexusrex]

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else he goes home alone again.

[LCsniper0511]

God Damn It 5sf, 9 SECONDS, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LATE FOR WORK?!?

[Kurrainette]

@LCsniper0511 actually, 8 seconds. c;

2 second opening, 5sf, 1 second ending. :D

[LCsniper0511]

@Kurrainette Yeah maybe i misread it

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

@LCsniper0511

FOOL,IT IS 7 SECONDS

YOUTUBE HAS HATE THE 9TH SECOND AT THE VERY BEGINNING,AND DESTROYED THE 7TH SECOND AT THE RIGHT TIME

[MrSheoth]

how can this have 528 likes and the top comment have 423 when there has only been 301 views?

[IveGotThis]

@MrSheoth ...Have you ever used YouTube before?

[coreyownz]

@MrSheoth how can there be idiot retards who know the reason why but ask the question everybody else does to try and get a +1, do the world a favor and fuck off

[Nixel85]

and... "Goodbye Horses" starts playing

[rolly2006]

you should have gotten the skinny on him before you date em

[SurikenJoe]

She finally realized why he kept complimenting her complexion.

[WebbGnome0]

The next thing she knew, she was in a hole being told to rub the lotion on her skin or else she'd get the hose again.

[MATTandIANairsoft]

Viewer number 301, we meet again.

[skeezysquirrel]

What a bitch!

[wippokeman]

@ZehFiend you make a good point hahaha…… oh you motherfucker.

[flashmate100]

i prefer skin than nothing.

[ThatGuyNamedTim]

Anyone else hungry for a Gien burger?

[EntrailSaunders]

I DON'T GET IT

I think these guys are running out of ideas seriously i think i'll just unsubscribe now and watch rwj or something

[XIDoStuffX]

@EntrailSaunders that's because you don't have the mental capacity to understand the humor in the situation.

[YouGibbon]

@XIDoStuffX This.

[XIDoStuffX]

@YouGibbon This? What?

[joshbored15]

@XIDoStuffX it is a statement of agreement unique to the internet and usually seen on various forums

[summitthescale]

@EntrailSaunders "watch rwj or something" That's fucking comedy gold right there. Great job!

[Blelbinems]

@EntrailSaunders ...

Faggot.

[Inigobalboa]

@EntrailSaunders So why don't just unsubscribe instead of posting here?

[NairbXFilms]

@EntrailSaunders or your not smart enough to pick up the rhetoric.

[Huntergphil2]

I guess she didn't notice before while they were in his car, or he hasn't gotten enough yet. DUN DUN DAH.

[vegemitosis]

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets hose again.

[LarryLewisLund]

Huh... And I thought I was the only one who decorated like that...

[FreakingNarwhals]

Buffalo Bill's lesser known brother; Buffalo Steve.

[piercedj316]

"Ohhh so that's why you have so many empty bottles of Jergen's around!"

[TheFiliusMortis]

Forget it, I don't feel like coming up with something witty. So.. Remember to eat your carrots, it saves him the trouble of painting.

[bitterbum1]

what silly question.

[KIinkKIink]

A date with Buffalo Bill...

[blingkid00]

refresh the video it says its 9 seconds long not 8

[GamuhCube]

the door

[TheMaineLobstah]

Oh my god... THE DOOR!!!

[The909revolution]

Buffalo Bill would be proud...

[tristanglenn1]

it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again

[Elkotend]

@tristanglenn1 IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!

[Electrikick]

Oh my god it took me several viewings to see the door opening in the background

[Electrikick]

You're so beautiful I could hang you over my bed... Literally

[ZehFiend]

Why are the top comments on 5sf videos intelligent and witty? It's like this isn't youtube.

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

@ZehFiend Because 5sf is dumb humour for smart people.

[Sx0xRx4]

@ZehFiend this is the smart part of youtube my friend.

[cannonfodder4000]

@Sx0xRx4

Yeah, what with all the CSI Sunglasses jokes almost everyone does. < 8D

[ReScaping]

@ZehFiend I've noticed this... Very peculiar.

[jackflash103]

@ZehFiend What an astute observation

[jeza4646]

@ZehFiend thats so true ! i just realised

[DennisShanaberg]

@ZehFiend

You're lucky you weren't here last year, then.

There were more jokes about sunglasses on here than there are now about that ol' chap with the arrow impaled below his femur.

[ZehFiend]

@DennisShanaberg Oh shit dude, I remember that clearly.

[Kidzilla99]

@ZehFiend Them film people is the smart people.

[MrTh3keifer]

@ZehFiend because this is a dignified youtube chanel that presents itself at a higher standard than what you would call "epicrapbattlesofhistory". here at 5sf. WE ARE CLASS.

[larrysbeerbarn]

@ZehFiend Your comment has more likes than the video has views!

[SaladofStones]

@ZehFiend

Wait there are smart comments?

[kiddhitta]

it puts the lotions on the walls.

[ZZDaikun]

It adds a nice color and saves a lot of money on paint.