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  • @shadowgirlof11 my dick will die when I bury it in your ass and it suffocates.

  • Shadowgirlof11

    Rip it off and shoot it with a raygun from call of duty black ops

  • I never thought of a dick dying....how can a dick die?! lol xDDD

  • i spy with my eye something that must die!!!!!!

  • Patrick's a caveman. XD

  • HARD ON'S DICK MUST DIE!!!!

  • Hard on stick. Must die!

  • This was when spongebob was actually funny. Now he's a crying baby.

  • If sponge bob today had the humor of the old episodes and the quality of this generation, it'd be the ultimate nickelodeon show.

  • Heart on poop must die!!!!!:-\

  • NEW SPONGEBOB EPISODES MUST DIE!!!!!

  • FRED: TV-Show must die!

  • new spongebob MUST DIE!

  • HARD ON, stick must die.

  • <3----8

  • Someones been " Forever Alone " For too long...

  • Senor Jalapeno (on a stick) must die!

  • Justin Bieber must die?

  • this is how Patrick feels when he doesn't have a valentine LOL XD

  • ...OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!

  • Press 7 repeatedly and..what do u hear!?

  • Fanboy and ChumChum MUST DIE!

  • ALMOST NAKED ANIMALS ON A STICK MUST DIE!

  • HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!!! XD lolz

  • Hardon's dick must die!!

  • Valentine's day in a nutshell.

  • i yelled this all day at school

  • hilarious, this is on tv right now :D

  • I'm spamming this video all over my news feed today.

  • hard-on stick must die!

  • @SpeedMan72LWH  hahaha :)

  • Thumbs up if ur watching this on valentines day

  • This describes my Valentine's Day.

    Patrick, be mine?

  • Keep pressing 5 for "Hard-On!"

  • THE DISNEY CHANNEL MUST DIE

  • Get ready for this video's extened version!

    Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day to you all fellow, good YouTube people! <3

  • @TheZakuMan

    Read the title and you'll realise this isn't the place to be wishing happy Valentines Day XD

  • -7

    MUAHAHAHAHAH

  • Hard one's dick must die? O_O

  • weird i saw this episode today!!

  • when nickelodeon had the balls to say "Die" on television

  • @nielsisback

    Your right. The best example was:

    Spongebob: I don't know how to say this Patrick, but our old pal Squidward he's... he's pushing up daisies!

    Patrick: Oh, I thought he was dead.

  • @knucklesfan8 yes, but nickelodeon has lost almost everything now....

  • whoa Patrick really hates that black cuboid.

  • @MrJamiedude FUCK YOU

  • @Dead2Animations why would you say that? It's just a joke.

  • @HuggableSpongebob nooo he understands, hes really gay, but also my friend ;)

  • Keep pressing 5 for "HARD-ON!"

  • 4 for sexy face

  • MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIICK

  • jalapeno on a stick

  • Wasn't this episode banned for "homoerotic themes"? Nickelodeon, will you grow up?

  • @RomanLettore Have you seen the post-movie Spongebob episodes? No, I don't think they're growing up.

  • @RomanLettore noo it wasn't, I saw this the other day

  • @SuperLanLam16 wikipedia never died...

  • that's what she said...

  • Love is already dead, its either fuck someone or drop dead.

  • 0_o

  • heart on stick must die ?_?.

  • This is my favorite episode.

  • Pussy will die when I fuck her.

  • @SuperLanLam16 no they did not

  • I miss old (good) spongebob... The show sucks so bad now.

  • @SuperLanLam16 ahem they didn't kill wikipedia, they blacked out to protest for a day, and anyways Sopa was dead before you posted that comment. lol

  • @SuperLanLam16 And fortunately, we killed SOPA.

  • Patrick must of had a few

  • What's that black line at the top?????

  • Makes more sense than Rick Perry's commercials

  • OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!

  • you missed the part where he starts humping the hard on dick off the ground then gets tired

  • THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW (2011) MUST DIE!!!

  • @BoomBusterBB I like it :P

  • @ChooseANameNOW

    lol!

  • @BoomBusterBB MLP FIM MUST DIE!!

  • @Vader3123 NEVAH!!!

  • @Vader3123 HATERS GONNA HATE!

  • @thegorillasnake And hate they shall.

  • @Vader3123 Meh.

  • What I say whenever Rule 34 is encountered.

  • KILL THE HEART....... ON A STICK.

  • SOPA MUST DIE!

  • i.....i got here from tourettes guy videos....

  • And thats when it became a children show...

  • Thats what she said.

  • The picture for the vid brought me here. I couldn't resist that funny ass face 

  • Stick on heart must die!! (And Viacom)

  • YOU MUST DIE!!

  • But if its on a stick... ITS ALREADY DEAD!!!

  • Hardon's dick must DIE

  • @SuperJamesBros It had to because it was the size of the LIKE BAR!

  • STEEK MEEST DA

  • HARD ONS DICK MUST DIE!!!!!!

  • ...It sounded like he said "Hard on stick must DIE"

  • HEART ON DICK MUST DIE!!!!!

  • what episode is ths?

  • @KickHisAssSebas It's from the episode "Valentine's Day."

  • @bcakapinky wow, why that wasn't my first guess, i will never know...

  • Why does Patrick look purple?

  • @theultimatedonut

    I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

  • This is me on Valentines Day.

  • "HARD ON'S DICK MUST DIE!"

  • @BigPimpin321100 HAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!! Will you be my special friend? :D

  • @BigPimpin321100 I can't unhear it.

  • @BigPimpin321100

    So Patrick's gonna cause a death erection?

  • Thumbs up if you kept on pressing 3 to make the ride go round

  • It's arrow IN knee must die.

  • Replace Patrick's Dialog at 0:08 with Cdi Ganon's MUST DIE!

  • HARD-ON'S DICK MUST DIE!

  • Patrick..Please don't make such faces.. D:

  • lol it was thats sad

  • What episode is this?!

  • That"s what she said

  • NEGATIVECOMMENTNEGATIVECOMMENT­NEGATIVECOMMENTNEGATIVECOMMENT­NEGATIVECOMMENT

  • what episode is this?!?

  • Press 7 : -ICK MUST DIE!!!!

    Press 8: DIE!

  • You dare to bring love to my lair? YOU MUST DIE!

  • press 6: DON's D*** MUST DIE

  • Spongebob was cool before he cried at least 3 times an episode. Then again, the newer episodes are more subtlly fucked up... like Spongebob and Patrick blowing hot sauce bubbles into each others eyes for minutes on end, then having a decapitated bush talk to Squidward...

  • "I DEFY YOU, HEARTMAN!!"

  • 47- 50= -3

    :D negative comment!!

  • this episode is rare

  • They NEVER show this one anymore. DX

  • THE COMMENTS ON HOW THE OLD SPONGEBOB WAS BETTER MUST DIE!!! seriously they are getting really annoying

  • @odstarmor557 Well, it's true. New seasons of Spongebob are fucking terrible

  • @odstarmor557

    its true that those comments must die.

    but its also true that old spongebob was better.

  • CENSOR BAR,

    MUST DIE!

  • wow patrick must really hate hearts!

  • NEW YOU TUBE HOME PAGE MUST DIE!!!!

  • which episode was this?? :)

  • @alex0651 The valentines day special.

  • @dorisdonut thank youuu :)

  • He never asked for this...

  • Hart on stick must die? SHIT HIDE THE DICKS

  • HARD ON STICK MUST DIE!

  • haha idk why ppl dislike theres no reason to...

  • ARROW ON KNEE MUST DIE!

  • @OMEGAConscript *Shoots arrow into @OMEGAConscrpit 's Knee*

  • @OMEGAConscript Doesnt even make sense, and it isn't funny.

  • @GigaUdders Ever heard of the arrow to the knee meme? Well, sometimes its boring as hell, however if used correctly you'll make a lot of people laugh.

  • @OMEGAConscript There's more people bitching about arrow to the knee jokes then there is arrow to the knee jokes!You want to know what I say to that?...I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @TheRedwolf11 It's IN the knee, get it right for fucks sake

  • @Xaenthae It's UP the knee, dumb cunt.

  • @TheRedwolf11 Um.. no it's not?

    "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow up the knee" doesn't make sense.

  • @Xaenthae Doesn't understand obvious sarcasm, doesn't deserve internet.

  • @TheRedwolf11 Expects people to pick up on sarcasm over the internet. Doesn't understand internet. Doesn't deserve internet.

  • @Mylesperhour23 Doesn't realize how obviously sarcastic saying that it's UP the knee is even without any tone at all, doesn't understand life, doesn't deserve life.

  • @TheRedwolf11 I was being sarcastic.

  • @Mylesperhour23 Cheese.

  • @OMEGAConscript TIRED OLD JOKE, MUST DIE!

  • I ate a heart on a stick once.  It was sugar covered. Yum...

  • HARDON'S DICK MUST DIE!

  • press 5 and try to not laugh at his face

  • That's what she said????

  • MOOOOONOOOOBROOOWWWW!!!! D:

  • Hard-on steak MUST DIIIE! So, somebody put Viagra in your dinner?

  • HARDONS DICK MUST DIE!

    i dont get it

  • Ganon Patrick

  • I don't know why but this makes me laugh so fucking hard.

  • Hardon Dick must die?

  • @budperson no

  • Next scene:

    (At the corndog stand)

    Patrick: Heart Attack on stick must die!!!

  • HARD-ONS DICK MUST DIE

  • You didn't show the good part.

  • oooh I thought he said

    "Hard on! Stick must die." .__.

  • 0:04 Hard-on's dick must die!

  • He's gone crazy. He wants to kill a penis now. (HARD-ON STICK... MUST DIE!!!)

  • hey that was jose the jalapeno's brother

  • @youtrynafight ohn a shtik

  • U MAD BRO?

  • @MicK22ICE LoL Nice One

  • @MicK22ICE thanks a lot now i can't unhear it XD

  • @MicK22ICE CANNOT UNHEAR NOW! thanks alot :/