Spongebob was cool before he cried at least 3 times an episode. Then again, the newer episodes are more subtlly fucked up... like Spongebob and Patrick blowing hot sauce bubbles into each others eyes for minutes on end, then having a decapitated bush talk to Squidward...
@GigaUdders Ever heard of the arrow to the knee meme? Well, sometimes its boring as hell, however if used correctly you'll make a lot of people laugh.
@OMEGAConscript There's more people bitching about arrow to the knee jokes then there is arrow to the knee jokes!You want to know what I say to that?...I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.
@Mylesperhour23 Doesn't realize how obviously sarcastic saying that it's UP the knee is even without any tone at all, doesn't understand life, doesn't deserve life.
@shadowgirlof11 my dick will die when I bury it in your ass and it suffocates.
UgliestGuyEver 20 minutes ago
Shadowgirlof11
Rip it off and shoot it with a raygun from call of duty black ops
theburningphantom1 3 hours ago
I never thought of a dick dying....how can a dick die?! lol xDDD
shadowgirlof11 6 hours ago
i spy with my eye something that must die!!!!!!
Zolega89 8 hours ago
Patrick's a caveman. XD
thiendjphamkien 1 day ago
HARD ON'S DICK MUST DIE!!!!
RudySpino 3 days ago 2
Hard on stick. Must die!
TomKitsune 6 days ago
This was when spongebob was actually funny. Now he's a crying baby.
marshmallowthreat1 6 days ago
@marshmallowthreat1 agreed
BlackMoon705 6 days ago
If sponge bob today had the humor of the old episodes and the quality of this generation, it'd be the ultimate nickelodeon show.
RRDoomGuy 1 week ago
Heart on poop must die!!!!!:-\
Destinyiraidaorama 1 week ago
NEW SPONGEBOB EPISODES MUST DIE!!!!!
TimeForFunGuy 1 week ago
FRED: TV-Show must die!
NewSuperAvenger 1 week ago
new spongebob MUST DIE!
NPC1921 1 week ago
HARD ON, stick must die.
BerserkyrKJ 1 week ago
<3----8
rockergirll13 1 week ago
Someones been " Forever Alone " For too long...
NeoNekoPup 1 week ago
Senor Jalapeno (on a stick) must die!
TheTurtleVillage 1 week ago
Justin Bieber must die?
TheHollandHS 1 week ago
this is how Patrick feels when he doesn't have a valentine LOL XD
anamariee15 1 week ago
...OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!
MistuhCoolio 2 weeks ago
Press 7 repeatedly and..what do u hear!?
Spindaspin6 2 weeks ago
Fanboy and ChumChum MUST DIE!
AWrootbeer111 2 weeks ago
ALMOST NAKED ANIMALS ON A STICK MUST DIE!
lesly22902 2 weeks ago
HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!!! XD lolz
hmgurl4evr 2 weeks ago
Hardon's dick must die!!
MichaelKeehls 2 weeks ago 4
Valentine's day in a nutshell.
Ponynstuff320 2 weeks ago
i yelled this all day at school
Plasmacat13 2 weeks ago
hilarious, this is on tv right now :D
Blondiechickie1972 2 weeks ago
I'm spamming this video all over my news feed today.
yourballsareinert 2 weeks ago
hard-on stick must die!
SpeedMan72LWH 2 weeks ago
@SpeedMan72LWH hahaha :)
Blondiechickie1972 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if ur watching this on valentines day
agav111982 2 weeks ago
This describes my Valentine's Day.
Patrick, be mine?
NDFDebater 2 weeks ago
Keep pressing 5 for "Hard-On!"
ShortFingeredShreder 2 weeks ago
THE DISNEY CHANNEL MUST DIE
MrChainsawFish 2 weeks ago 3
Get ready for this video's extened version!
Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day to you all fellow, good YouTube people! <3
TheZakuMan 2 weeks ago 11
@TheZakuMan
Read the title and you'll realise this isn't the place to be wishing happy Valentines Day XD
Unisaur64 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Heart on stick
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Y U NO DIE
GigaBahamut 2 weeks ago
-7
MUAHAHAHAHAH
timusukotto 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Happy valentines day.
Spinwheeling 2 weeks ago
Hard one's dick must die? O_O
Invisiblecheezburger 2 weeks ago
weird i saw this episode today!!
Firemanfh12351 2 weeks ago
when nickelodeon had the balls to say "Die" on television
nielsisback 2 weeks ago 101
@nielsisback
Your right. The best example was:
Spongebob: I don't know how to say this Patrick, but our old pal Squidward he's... he's pushing up daisies!
Patrick: Oh, I thought he was dead.
knucklesfan8 5 days ago
@knucklesfan8 yes, but nickelodeon has lost almost everything now....
nielsisback 5 days ago
whoa Patrick really hates that black cuboid.
MrJamiedude 2 weeks ago
@MrJamiedude FUCK YOU
Dead2Animations 2 weeks ago
@Dead2Animations why would you say that? It's just a joke.
HuggableSpongebob 2 weeks ago
@HuggableSpongebob nooo he understands, hes really gay, but also my friend ;)
Dead2Animations 2 weeks ago
Keep pressing 5 for "HARD-ON!"
ShortFingeredShreder 3 weeks ago
4 for sexy face
werdsgaghaeena 3 weeks ago
MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIICK
pokebrothers1 3 weeks ago
jalapeno on a stick
jbay5I0 3 weeks ago
Wasn't this episode banned for "homoerotic themes"? Nickelodeon, will you grow up?
RomanLettore 3 weeks ago
@RomanLettore Have you seen the post-movie Spongebob episodes? No, I don't think they're growing up.
Strindom 2 weeks ago
@RomanLettore noo it wasn't, I saw this the other day
Braaainns 2 weeks ago
@SuperLanLam16 wikipedia never died...
blakstones2 3 weeks ago
that's what she said...
chasedrgc1223 3 weeks ago
Love is already dead, its either fuck someone or drop dead.
bbgamer8841 3 weeks ago
0_o
geekygiganz 4 weeks ago
heart on stick must die ?_?.
geekygiganz 4 weeks ago
This is my favorite episode.
Blackstardude10 4 weeks ago
Pussy will die when I fuck her.
Miguelizk00l 1 month ago
@SuperLanLam16 no they did not
RexCFole 1 month ago
I miss old (good) spongebob... The show sucks so bad now.
CthulhuDarkLord 1 month ago
@SuperLanLam16 ahem they didn't kill wikipedia, they blacked out to protest for a day, and anyways Sopa was dead before you posted that comment. lol
Frozenflutter 1 month ago
@SuperLanLam16 And fortunately, we killed SOPA.
A113Pixar 1 month ago
Patrick must of had a few
TheMrTreevor 1 month ago
What's that black line at the top?????
TheVinny401 1 month ago
Makes more sense than Rick Perry's commercials
OverNineThousandths 1 month ago
OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!
TheDinosaur900 1 month ago
you missed the part where he starts humping the hard on dick off the ground then gets tired
fpascale789 1 month ago
THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW (2011) MUST DIE!!!
BoomBusterBB 1 month ago 23
@BoomBusterBB I like it :P
ChooseANameNOW 1 month ago
@ChooseANameNOW
lol!
BoomBusterBB 1 month ago
@BoomBusterBB MLP FIM MUST DIE!!
Vader3123 1 week ago
@Vader3123 NEVAH!!!
AeroRanger100 1 week ago
@Vader3123 HATERS GONNA HATE!
thegorillasnake 1 week ago
@thegorillasnake And hate they shall.
Vader3123 1 week ago
@Vader3123 Meh.
thegorillasnake 1 week ago
What I say whenever Rule 34 is encountered.
WritersBlah 1 month ago
KILL THE HEART....... ON A STICK.
SuperJamesBros 1 month ago
SOPA MUST DIE!
AutovoltGTS 1 month ago
i.....i got here from tourettes guy videos....
theawsomepatrat 1 month ago
And thats when it became a children show...
DrWhopotte 1 month ago
Thats what she said.
ecs1100 1 month ago
The picture for the vid brought me here. I couldn't resist that funny ass face
sparklechild7689 1 month ago
Stick on heart must die!! (And Viacom)
ChrisLucewo 1 month ago
YOU MUST DIE!!
AstralElebit 1 month ago
But if its on a stick... ITS ALREADY DEAD!!!
Pwnage195 1 month ago
Hardon's dick must DIE
SuperJamesBros 1 month ago
@SuperJamesBros It had to because it was the size of the LIKE BAR!
MrJDude31 1 month ago
STEEK MEEST DA
SuperJamesBros 1 month ago
HARD ONS DICK MUST DIE!!!!!!
tonyboy952 1 month ago
...It sounded like he said "Hard on stick must DIE"
BioHazard7911 1 month ago
HEART ON DICK MUST DIE!!!!!
pizza9290 1 month ago
what episode is ths?
KickHisAssSebas 1 month ago
@KickHisAssSebas It's from the episode "Valentine's Day."
bcakapinky 1 month ago
@bcakapinky wow, why that wasn't my first guess, i will never know...
KickHisAssSebas 1 month ago
Why does Patrick look purple?
theultimatedonut 2 months ago
@theultimatedonut
I LOVE BEING PURPLE!
jellywillreturn 2 months ago
This is me on Valentines Day.
TailsFan23 2 months ago
"HARD ON'S DICK MUST DIE!"
BigPimpin321100 2 months ago 85
@BigPimpin321100 HAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!! Will you be my special friend? :D
ASHL0TTE 1 month ago
@BigPimpin321100 I can't unhear it.
googuy999 1 month ago
@BigPimpin321100
So Patrick's gonna cause a death erection?
RipperRooFanXZ 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you kept on pressing 3 to make the ride go round
Thyrogen033 2 months ago 10
It's arrow IN knee must die.
Idiotboyism 2 months ago
Replace Patrick's Dialog at 0:08 with Cdi Ganon's MUST DIE!
IvoryGecko1993 2 months ago
HARD-ON'S DICK MUST DIE!
MrJustinius 2 months ago
Patrick..Please don't make such faces.. D:
cyrogirl 2 months ago
lol it was thats sad
MrJambear01 2 months ago
What episode is this?!
Incie100 2 months ago
That"s what she said
udawg38 2 months ago
NEGATIVECOMMENTNEGATIVECOMMENTNEGATIVECOMMENTNEGATIVECOMMENTNEGATIVECOMMENT
heydanmon 2 months ago 3
what episode is this?!?
JOVonorel 2 months ago
Press 7 : -ICK MUST DIE!!!!
Press 8: DIE!
gtasaplayer12345 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
You dare to bring love to my lair? YOU MUST DIE!
SmashingGreen 2 months ago
press 6: DON's D*** MUST DIE
Alakazham3 2 months ago
Spongebob was cool before he cried at least 3 times an episode. Then again, the newer episodes are more subtlly fucked up... like Spongebob and Patrick blowing hot sauce bubbles into each others eyes for minutes on end, then having a decapitated bush talk to Squidward...
arentyouthatfatguy 2 months ago
"I DEFY YOU, HEARTMAN!!"
fluttershyfreak97 2 months ago
47- 50= -3
:D negative comment!!
woodlefoof2 2 months ago
this episode is rare
crislolz 2 months ago
They NEVER show this one anymore. DX
FullMetalSatomi 2 months ago
THE COMMENTS ON HOW THE OLD SPONGEBOB WAS BETTER MUST DIE!!! seriously they are getting really annoying
odstarmor557 2 months ago
@odstarmor557 Well, it's true. New seasons of Spongebob are fucking terrible
nipplewort 2 months ago
@odstarmor557
its true that those comments must die.
but its also true that old spongebob was better.
Chase1002newaccount 2 months ago
CENSOR BAR,
MUST DIE!
pullahoko 2 months ago
wow patrick must really hate hearts!
daisyfbubbles 2 months ago
NEW YOU TUBE HOME PAGE MUST DIE!!!!
gonzalez108 2 months ago 3
which episode was this?? :)
alex0651 2 months ago
@alex0651 The valentines day special.
dorisdonut 2 months ago
@dorisdonut thank youuu :)
alex0651 2 months ago
He never asked for this...
Wharwulif 2 months ago
Hart on stick must die? SHIT HIDE THE DICKS
residentevil5pwner 2 months ago
HARD ON STICK MUST DIE!
TheMrpopo1997 2 months ago
haha idk why ppl dislike theres no reason to...
keytoawsomeness 2 months ago
ARROW ON KNEE MUST DIE!
OMEGAConscript 2 months ago 94
@OMEGAConscript *Shoots arrow into @OMEGAConscrpit 's Knee*
malcolmmorin 2 months ago
@OMEGAConscript Doesnt even make sense, and it isn't funny.
GigaUdders 2 months ago
@GigaUdders Ever heard of the arrow to the knee meme? Well, sometimes its boring as hell, however if used correctly you'll make a lot of people laugh.
OMEGAConscript 2 months ago
@OMEGAConscript There's more people bitching about arrow to the knee jokes then there is arrow to the knee jokes!You want to know what I say to that?...I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.
TheRedwolf11 1 month ago
@TheRedwolf11 It's IN the knee, get it right for fucks sake
Xaenthae 1 month ago
@Xaenthae It's UP the knee, dumb cunt.
TheRedwolf11 1 month ago
@TheRedwolf11 Um.. no it's not?
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow up the knee" doesn't make sense.
Xaenthae 1 month ago
@Xaenthae Doesn't understand obvious sarcasm, doesn't deserve internet.
TheRedwolf11 1 month ago
@TheRedwolf11 Expects people to pick up on sarcasm over the internet. Doesn't understand internet. Doesn't deserve internet.
Mylesperhour23 1 month ago
@Mylesperhour23 Doesn't realize how obviously sarcastic saying that it's UP the knee is even without any tone at all, doesn't understand life, doesn't deserve life.
TheRedwolf11 1 month ago
@TheRedwolf11 I was being sarcastic.
Mylesperhour23 1 month ago
@Mylesperhour23 Cheese.
TheRedwolf11 1 month ago
@OMEGAConscript TIRED OLD JOKE, MUST DIE!
XD00155 1 month ago 2
I ate a heart on a stick once. It was sugar covered. Yum...
WebVManReturns 2 months ago
HARDON'S DICK MUST DIE!
gratemen 2 months ago 2
press 5 and try to not laugh at his face
JDSD1000 2 months ago
That's what she said????
dtbuddythompson 2 months ago
MOOOOONOOOOBROOOWWWW!!!! D:
Tylerallan24 2 months ago
Hard-on steak MUST DIIIE! So, somebody put Viagra in your dinner?
MrPuddingTaco 2 months ago
HARDONS DICK MUST DIE!
i dont get it
ironbunzify 2 months ago 7
Ganon Patrick
poonchy101 2 months ago
I don't know why but this makes me laugh so fucking hard.
SuperNostalgic 2 months ago
Hardon Dick must die?
budperson 3 months ago
@budperson no
IMAGO0N 2 months ago
Next scene:
(At the corndog stand)
Patrick: Heart Attack on stick must die!!!
WebVManReturns 3 months ago 86
HARD-ONS DICK MUST DIE
cutekittycathatgirl 3 months ago 2
You didn't show the good part.
thickterranarmor 3 months ago
oooh I thought he said
"Hard on! Stick must die." .__.
BrandonJoesFilms 3 months ago
0:04 Hard-on's dick must die!
thepieking667 3 months ago
He's gone crazy. He wants to kill a penis now. (HARD-ON STICK... MUST DIE!!!)
Pjor1cp 3 months ago
hey that was jose the jalapeno's brother
youtrynafight 3 months ago 2
@youtrynafight ohn a shtik
RinzlerTheHedgehog 3 months ago
U MAD BRO?
PeteWentz716 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hard-on's dick must die
MicK22ICE 3 months ago 102
@MicK22ICE LoL Nice One
Joona1410 3 months ago
@MicK22ICE thanks a lot now i can't unhear it XD
dboyd1208 3 months ago
@MicK22ICE CANNOT UNHEAR NOW! thanks alot :/
supersonicbros23 2 months ago