Alabama jokes from Auburn football fans

[FLYBOYZ48]

Is everybody from Alabama stupid or what. I've never heard so many lame and dumb jokes. They're all cousins.I don't understand why they talk about each other like they do.GO VOL!

[hesdjjim]

An Auburn fan and an Alabama fan went to Vegas to play the slots. After the trip the Auburn fan had broken even, but the Bama fan was loaded down with quarters. The Auburn fan asked him how he did it, and the Bama fan said he found a machine that would give you four quarters every time you put a dollar in it!

HA! HA!! Lest we forget, Bama fans... 28-27!!!

[rolltide1365]

What's the difference between Alabama and Auburn? Alabama doesn't have to pay for good players.

[brianr09]

Press 6 repeatedly... that sums up pretty much all auburn fans.

[TeamEpicCommentaries]

Dear god these jokes are retarded half of them make sense and they aren't Funny ROLL TIDE

[Wht3v3rz]

@TeamEpicCommentaries WAR EAGLE U FREAKIN IDIOT!!

[zackironhammer]

whats the difference between alabama and auburn 13 and 1

[GuerillaClaws]

All these auburn fans are ugly as hell. Win some more games! Roll Tide!

[zackironhammer]

@GuerillaClaws roll tide

[au01st]

@TheHippiegrl77 Wow, that hurt to read. If your spelling and grammar are indicative of the education I would have received in T-Town, that's one more reason I'm glad I chose Auburn. WDE!

[phur5]

whats the difference between alabama and auburn? alabama has a trophy case.

[PooPoo2U]

How can you tell if an Auburn fan is married?

There's Skoal spit running down both sides of the car!

[18isboss]

i didnt laugh but 2 times.

[jman35x]

Not all Alabama fans are toothless rednecks, but all toothless rednecks are Alabama fans...

[aarpn2]

you suck auburn roll tide !

[SuperBell47]

@aarpn2 Yeah because ya'll did SO great this year!

[SuperBell47]

What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for 20 years!

[nickys1104]

What does an Auburn fan and an Alabama fan have in common?

Neither one graduated from Alabama!

[apdunc]

How do you circumsize a Bama fan? wait for it........you kick his sister in the chin! bahwahwahwah

[toothmaker22000]

hahahaha you  goofy bitch

[gvillegmcck]

(Pretending to be a typical Auburn fan,...such as Deerhunterxyz321): "Yeah, Alabammy sucks!!! Har, har, har, haaar!! WAR EAGAL! Man I just love that eagal. I'm so glad I got me this Awbun edukation so I can spell shit like, "Eagal" and "Go Fuk Miself".

[jhall024]

0:23- 0:33 IDK why but I cant stop laughing at that

[AbleSistersGirl97]

@TheHippiegrl77 auburn fans are unclassy? wow who wore shirts that said scam newton? who threw fake money at cam when he walked on the field and off the field? yup thats right the alabama fans. WAR CAM EAGLE!

[gvillegmcck]

@AbleSistersGirl97

[gvillegmcck]

@AbleSistersGirl97 Hate to tell you this, but it ain't just Alabama. Pretty much everyone except for Auburn isn't blind and knows that Cam has a history of off the field, let's just say "activities", that he shouldn't have done. Keep in mind that these are just the things we ACTUALLY KNOW about. And if I here another Auburn fan trying to use that pathetic "y'all just jealous" defense, I'm gonna puke...

[gvillegmcck]

@gvillegmcck **hear**  -

[ALairborneairsoft]

2 best jokes

1) What is the difference between Bama and cheerios?

A: Only one belong in a bowl

2) How are bama fans and maggots alike?

A: They can both live of a dead bear for 40 years!

[MrStopmotion88]

@ALairborneairsoft How are Auburn fans like photographers?

They hide behind a Cam the whole time.

[mossy500camo]

What does Alabama have that Auburn doesnt? Two losses!!!!!!!! WAR EAGLE! 11-0

[mossy500camo]

@TheHippiegrl77 Hey dont you guys have an Auburn joke video? None of them make sense.

[mossy500camo]

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xBIGORANGEx]

Vol fan here. Thanks for the ammo against bammer. AU is prob the only people who might hate em as much as us

[WarDamnSEC]

@xBIGORANGEx the enemy of my enemy is my friend. war dam vols!

[beaugrissett]

screw auburn and the mythical creature they rode in on...freak eagle tiger thing

[AliensExist2]

god damn alabama sucks cock

[beulahwareagle1]

I find it so funny how Bammers try to make AU look like we're "red headed step children' when the rest of the nation (and I know because I've lived a lot of different places), still views UA as the same UA shown in 'Forest Gump.' Like a bunch of bumpkins, willing to get any moron that can handle a ball just to win. Saban does it with a $100 bill in a pocket, it's well known by ALL COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS. Crooked only wins for so long. Karma will catch up. WDE!

[MrPipster100]

Wow this is so gay. ROLL TIDE ROLL!!

[1flynlow]

@MrPipster100

so you go around calling things gay, because you are secretly insecure with your own sexuality.

[MrPipster100]

@1flynlow no i'm not gay I'm calling this gay because it is gay and so is Auburn

[1flynlow]

@MrPipster100

i said that before i realized you were just a kid. sorry. and auburn is not gay. nick saban is gay. mark ingram is gay with trent richardson

[uuuultra]

still waitin' on that championship

[deadeyedickification]

it must suck to know you guys are the red-headed step child of Alabama. we have more national championships than you guys have national AND SEC championships. DAMN it sucks to be an Auburn fan...

[MegaRolltide13]

auburn sucks!!!!!!! ROLL TIDE whoooooooooooo

[jkatz1221]

hey you dumb redneck its eagle good job!!!!

[hojomitty02]

How are an eskimo and a bammer the same? They can both survive off of old dead bear! War Damn Eagle!!!

[AUgrad00]

How do you disburse a group of Alabama fans???

Yell Diploma Check!!!

[dragonheart1947]

how do you recognise an auburn funeral?, All the tractors will have their lights on, bada boom, Roll Tide

[klimaxxx06]

What do you call a reality show based on Auburn Football? THE BIGGEST LOSERS!

ALABAMA #1!!!!!!!

[Deerhunterxyz321]

Yes Alabama sucks WAR EAGAL!

[RTLippy]

@Deerhunterxyz321 eagal? honestly? its people like you that make auburn look like shit

[rodsmith86]

@Deerhunterxyz321 nalll alabama da best who has a national championship?

[SweeTnLiTtLe]

ha? ha?

[aubiesucks12]

wow, what a bunch of rednecks

i can't wait to go to cali

Roll Tide

Forever

[defdrumm]

@aubiesucks12 it aint just auburn that hates bama bud... no one likes inbred mullets

[aubiesucks12]

@defdrumm AIN'T???

Really???

it must suck to be an auburn fan, you guys are never in the spotlight,

i'm sorry

[defdrumm]

@aubiesucks12 really. im a southern man and i can say aint if i want to. its called slang dipshit. and aint it great to be an auburn tiger? HELL YES.

run along and go teach the children grammar

[yankeefan252]

@aubiesucks12 hahahaha, bama wasn't in the spotlight for many long years

[SweeTnLiTtLe]

Go dawgs??? lol i think your confused.

[blooberflat22]

ive heard all of these jokes except "auburn" was substituted for every "alabama," lol....oh and bryant denny holds more than 83,000......go bulldogs???? HA

[WarEagle3035]

What's the difference between Bama's Bryant-Denny Stadium and a porcupine?

-A porcupine has 83,000 pricks on the outside.

[chubphucka]

what does auburn fans and lindsy lohan have in common?.....their both in complete denial

[09KDH]

these are the worst jokes I have ever heard in my life you Barners have no life.

[jacquey1978]

These are the most lame jokes I've heard since Carlos Mencia.

Get ready for this November ass whipping.

RTR!!!

[themainvein]

what does it mean when an auburn baby drools out of both sides of their mouth? the trailor is level........

[BAMAVADER]

36-0

[SweeTnLiTtLe]

ROLL TIDE!!

[BAMAVADER]

26-21

[joliver449]

how do you get a bammer to post on your youtube video? make it about auburn, not alabama, so he feels the need to come talk crap.

[PooPoo2U]

@joliver449: Go look at every UA video on youtube and you'll see that you're only telling half the story.

[89834523]

#46 have another 1. or get an education numnuts. ROLL TIDE ROLL

[89834523]

#47 you really need to shave man. You look like you hav a farrot on ur upperlip

[89834523]

#48 needs to get hit with those damn instruments

[89834523]

someone needs to push the girl on 49 in the traffic behind her. did any of them watch the 2008 irion bowl. ROLL TIDE ROLL.

[trustusyeahright]

I am sure the gilr at .49 has seen more flys than she can count

[Kyle1084]

36-0 5-7 WOOOO! How do you keep awbarn from scoring? Put Kodi behind center. what an idiot. Enjoy the off season we have titles to win!!!!!!!!

[bufordtjustice12]

How did that title winning go for you? Dumb fucking redneck. GO UTES!!! HA HA HA

[jandzownedu]

all you suck! #49 you need to lose some weight! roll tide!!!!!!

[finitesolutions]

These are hilarious jokes. An even funnier joke: Auburn's team.

[internet08]

hahahahahah so fucking lame fuck u auburn oh that fat ass #49 lose some weight fat ass