Festivus

[goodalwaysworks]

Happy Festivus. I gave everyone donations to the human fund this year for Christmas. Nobody knew that it was fake.

[RadiantAngel1025]

Happy Festivus everybody!!

[claymakerrules]

haha as i rain blows upon him

[NEPatriots128154]

merry festivus!

[theANGRYjap]

..... I think Ill just stick with christmas....... But you have fun with that

[TheZirch45]

In my High School, there was controversy over Holiday parties so one of my teachers decided to have a new holiday party with a pole, an airing of grievances, and feats of strength... a party of a FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US

[austin5287]

i fell bad fell the doll

[speedzonefilms]

ITS A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOVUS!!

[tuhermanaen41]

20 people have dissapoint me very much in the past year.

[mikewibzeez]

That must have been some doll..........

[450984]

@mikewibzeez -SHE WAS!

[znkp]

Happy Festivus for he rest of us!

[ScrubmanLowell]

Merry Festivus one and all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jasonmathias]

20 people don't have the Festivus spirit!

[epicgeorge]

December 8? Festivus is the 23rd.

[phishphreak29]

A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!

[iowala1]

Happy Festivus for the rest of us!!

[NaamanSaar]

A Festivus for the rest of us!

[shaydenshames]

HAPPY FESTIVUS!

[danielaz016]

For those of you who aren't aware, Festivus is an actual holiday that is observed by Athiests.

[gmh2115]

@danielaz016 im not athiests and i have been celebrating festivus since i was in highschool!

[spankthemonkee112]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Festivus is on December 23rd

[danielaz016]

@spankthemonkee112

Indeed it is!

[marcandeliza]

what season and show is this???

[sushilg17]

@marcandeliza Seinfeld season 9. Episode name "The Strike". Greatest Show ever.

[marcandeliza]

@sushilg17 thank you :) its my dads favorite episode and i couldnt find it lol :)

[claymars]

sloaches humanoid sloaches

[jedikitty]

Oh this would be perfect for my family! We even have bits and pieces of it already implemented: the Airing of Grievances (a pretty close equivalent that takes place for almost a month before christmas dinner) and, after the dinner, we do Feats of Strength, kidding you not.

[codywaynejones]

December 8?! Festivus is December 23! Good post tho.

[XxMissNoNamexX]

For thanksgiving my whole family is actually having a festivus. We had so many random people that didn't belong and mom said, "It's a festivus for the restofus!" So we have a wooden stick that we're spray painting silver, cards that say "In leiu of a gift a donation has been made in your name to the Human Society. Money for People" And it's signed George Costanza.

I can't wait till Feats of Strength.

[12lfme12]

good thinking Cougar

[p0werf00L]

"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son." Haha poor George.. ^^

[bigtorydinner]

as i rained blows upon him - genius

[Znbnm2012]

lol the way stiller talks is too funny.

[blkchk]

Jerry Stiller...brilliant.

[cfamick]

Elaine: "Frank."

Frank: "Woman."

[goodeye03]

Festivus for the rest of us !

[Uriboy1983]

iam from AUSTRIA and i celebrate FESTIVUS every Year

[justsomedude9593]

I thaught festivus starts one the 23rd

[jasonslave123]

Oh man, i better go get some poles before they get all the good ones....

[ktc311]

lmfao. love this.

[chaveznieves]

its a FESTIVUS MIRACLE

[siloe103]

HAPPY FESTIVUS FROM LOS ANGELES!

[glitchesandglitter]

festivus is december 23

[Rlakhani00]

HAPPY FESTIVUS FROM MIAMI

[VicCastalucci]

HAPPY FESTIVUS FROM DALLAS TEXAS!!

[guidsos1]

Happy Festivus from Vancouver!!!!!!!!!

[Ac325Schnitzer]

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US !!!!!!!!!!

[southsydney]

HAPPY FESTIVUS FROM GUANTANAMO

[gorillalumberjack]

HAPPY FESTIVUS FROM NEW YORK CITY!!

[Navdan87]

HAPPY FESTIVUS FROM PITTSBURGH!!

[UnconventionalDerek]

HAPPY FESTIVUS from boston

[ak47popper]

HAPPY FESTIVUS FROM NEW ZEALAND!

[pliskn11]

HAPPY FESTIVUS FROM SYDNEY AUSTRALIA

[Spudskie]

That must have been some kind of doll!

[CASEYC66]

I gotta lot of problems with you people

[MultiJerkoff]

Happy Jerk'n Festivus!!!!!!

[pinky315]

thats my birthday

[pinky315]

HAPPY FESTIVUS from dallas,texas

[killswitchfan89]

HAPPY FESTIVUS from New Jersey

[alvarozapatel]

HAPPY FESTIVUS FROM LIMA, PERU!

[Renaissanceman86]

HAPPY FESTIVUS.....anyone up for the airing of grievances?

[EIRIYUKILOVER4EVA]

HAPPY FESTIVUS from Chicago :)

[TimesNuRoman]

HAPPY FESTIVUS from Toronto!

[Mastobater]

Happy Festivus from this poor ole mastobater!!!

[ministryofmoutz]

HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE

[acquiescere9]

Happy Festivus !!!

[TAGproductionsink]

We had one today... it was amazing... last year it was about 15-20 people this year it was over 40

[letsgomets07]

I hope everyone had a great FESTIVUS

[theloserof08]

HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE!!!!

[Fez8396]

HAPPY FESTIVUS!

[yankeefilmmaker2]

BAGELS - NO

FESTIVUS - YES

[disclaimer05]

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!

[ChistaEnjoi]

Happy festivus everyone!! My father and I are going to the back yard and wrestling in the snow!!

[BTMandy1]

happy festivus

[phiegnux]

Festivus is the 23rd of December nub.

[foxpawz]

HAPPY FESTIVUS !

[randytoruum]

AOG: Im angry coz festivus is not widely accepted as a holiday

It sure is a good way to distant from the religious mumbojumbo, and just get to the real thing mainly coming together of people & not have to act all pretentious but allowed be open about problems hence the Airing of Grievence & feat of strength

HAPPY Festivus and donate for Humanity in this festivus time of th e year

[XeRoGAin]

Randy, you want to focus on the "real thing" of coming together with friends & family, fine. I will as do this also. But it is "Christmas" and it is a religious holiday. You are free to celebrate it in anyway you want, but it is a religious holiday & one man's freedom does not mean that my freedom becomes meaningless. You may celebrate any day in anyway you would like, but it is still "Christmas for the rest of us!" My grievance has been aired (spelled "grievance") ;-)

Peace

[randytoruum]

@XeRoGAin

I noticed the mispelling

I wasnt be clear bout it, but my problem wasnt only the "christmas" but anything shallow that surrounds it. All the Have-tOs, presents and being nice. Its missing its point; and it hasnt always been "chistmas" this time of year; ancient Peoples have always come togheter around when it was darkest time of the year

Christinity was only adopted into the old tradition. U can say it for anything else , like hannuka , kwanzza ....

[kurpit]

happy festivus!

[akarpo]

Happy Festivus! Be sure to donate to The Human Fund!

[DerrickMayFan]

HAPPY FESTIVUS!

[BboyFeeney]

happy festivus!

[thesportsdude90]

Happy Festivus! For the rest of us!

[killyourjoy]

Happy Festivus

[wnaburgencesante]

Where's Vanier located? I'll be there with my pole.

[KarimMezghani]

this is one of the funniest shows ever to grace the television

[SapmiSatanFromHell]

Festivus is the 23rd of December.

[panthercane13]

"As I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be another way"

[535manbearpig]

ITS A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!

[CALAdmin88]

A Festivus for the rest of us.

[muthafudgical]

I wrote a Festivus song last year for the hell of it....check it out if you wish

[firehill56]

when is festivus i think its on the 25th of decemeber

[enverpasha55]

Its the 23rd....i celebrate it every year with beer and an aluminum pole...the airing of the grievances can get a bit harsh after too much mead...and the feats of strength usually results in an all out brall....i cant wait. Gonna go find a pole now maybe!

[firehill56]

oh thanks

[535manbearpig]

no 23rd

[iPaintba11]

23rd fool

[firehill56]

ok i got it

[msuemnig]

Come attend the annual Festivus party in Minneapolis, MN at the Nomad World Pub on Dec 23rd! Feats of Strength, Airing of Grievances and the Festivus Pole!  Come and celebrate that most holiest of days with us!

[keydet035]

I am definitely putting up a Festivus pole in my room in the Barracks.

[spooky29]

I gotta lot of problems with you people, and you're gonna hear about them!

Festivus is my winter holiday of choice. Why? Because it's not about presents, and crass commercialism, and dumb holiday specials. It's about a lot of drinking, a lot of eating, "Yo mama jokes" and my feats of strength- shots of vodka.

[woahhhchristine]

My dad have festivus trees.

[pacers721]

haha. omg

[0311Duce]

I'm celebrating Festivus this year.

[wilcojoe13]

"That mustve been some doll..."

"She was."

[aidzz69]

as i rained blows upon him i realized

hahahaahhahha lol funny shit

[txdude86]

wow i never knew thats what he said, rofl

[thesportsdude09]

It's December 23rd not 8th...

[hoodfigga33]

you should post the clip where kramer comes out of retirement, and goes to h&h bagels and screams "im back".

[s7ightly4ltered]

"as i reined blows upon him" hahaha

[nilsson89]

hahahaha omg

[davidkolo]

as i rained blows upon him i realized, LOLOLOLOL

[releewasgay]

I searched for this clip JUST to hear that line HHAHAHAHA

[ErikMartinsen81]

I'm pleased to hear so -- when did he make a reference to it?

[perksy10001]

he was a cook in the korean war

[waterboy51]

He overseasoned the meat

[perksy10001]

and he rolled the crapes too tight, lol

[cactaceous]

The crepes were rolled by the Dominicans who Kramer brought in thinking they were Cuban, to roll cigars but ended up rolling crepes, too tight.

[Dragon72992]

you gather all your family for the air of grievances and you tell them all the ways they have DISAPPOINTED you over the year

[acedaface954]

"as i reigned blows down upon him i realized it had to be another way!"

lololololololol

[dynamicDAVE519]

haha i find tinsel distracting

[JermaineATL]

i love the "festivus for the rest of us"

[chimaera01]

December 8th? lol Festivus is supposed to be December 23rd Great clip though haha

[linguotherobot]

Oh, Frank

[junkie4vids]

Tinsel is distracting.

[DanRules89]

too many interruptions

[mrrotweiler2]

Frank Costanza is the best sidekick character of any series ever, only Newman is close, and Jefferson Darcy from Married with children

[sliceitup07]

As I reigned blows upon him....

I love you, Frank.

[ashlietherocker]

i love sienfeld and festivus!

[JMartins1981]

Sounds like a communist holiday.

[njj37]

rofl i cant believe this comment got thumbed down 6 times that was hilariouse

[21jumppp]

what was the comment?

[njj37]

press reply to see comments

[21jumppp]

communizm, wow, for you americans this word still is like a red flag right?

[banksnot]

I can't decide whether to get a real festivus pole or one of those artificial models.

[Liney9]

Omg, i celebrate festivus! i have ever since i was little!!

[themario7777777]

classic!

[BlueSTEEL0789]

we male jokes about this every christmas!

(we've tried it too!)

[hhannahh0]

a festivus for the restivus

[hhannahh0]

i love this

[berethor804]

merry christmas, happy hanaka, crazy kwanzaa, freaky festivus

[Pnuttyp]

Fact: axsmedia's mother gets gangraped by bluecollar guys.

[Headbanger142]

I celebrate Festius too. I also beat my dad in the Feats of Strength lol

[Issacleeman123]

i really do Festivus but not the Disappointment part

[prongerblowsnuts]

Festivus is on the 23rd u moron not the 8th

[Wraythhmark]

I celebrate a traditional Wiccan Festivus from the Winter Solstice through Festivus. We put the clocks in a bag, put up the pole and chant Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna. Festivus has gotten too commercial. It's supposed to be about the Grievances.

[ErigonMK]

So was the birthday of the sun god Mithras.

[axsmedia]

Humor attempt fail.

[TCostellos]

fact!!. no humor... idiot!!!

[axsmedia]

Obviously.  May want to amend your typing before throwing out insults that challenge one's intelligence, just a word of advice.

[TCostellos]

obviouly, may want to amend your typing before critiquing one's sense of humor,just a word of advice

[axsmedia]

Can't critique your humor if you have none - hence the "attempt fail", as in, not funny - at all. Try again in about 3 years, maybe your sense of humor will develop once you're 17.

[TCostellos]

can't amend typing on insulting one's intelligence since you dont have any. try again in about 5 years,when you reach the age 11.

[axsmedia]

Copying joke = Carlos Mencia win. I'm sure he's your favorite comedian, along with the Blue Collar guys. Don't let your mom know you've been spending so much time on the internet, or else she'll take away your Dragon Ball Z toys that you just opened.

[TCostellos]

you're comments about carlos mancia,which whom i've never heared of,and "the blue collar guys". reveals the true racist begot you are... so you can make all the comments you want,but you are'nt getting anymore responses from me...so go and argue with someone else, KID.

[axsmedia]

I assume you let the down syndrome get the best of you with that post. Knowing who the Blue Collar guys are = racist? Shouldn't that be, having cable television = knowing to who Blue Collar guys are (or simply by watching Comedy Central) = racist? Makes sense, because I assume you're too poor for such a luxury, you back-country, sister-banging piece of garbage.

[SomeonewhoisFrench]

Seriously? I mean...seriously? Heheh, cute.

[gugalpm]

Happy festivus to the rest of us!

[SabuPtolemy]

A belated Festivus to all you biatches in YouTube land.

[joncey87]

It's really the best day of all time. Although, I guess if you're Jewish, It's just likes "Thursday"- Michael Scott - The Office

[sunshinebaby260]

I wish you weren't so hateful against people who arn't so different from you.

Happy Hanukkah! And Merry Chrsitmas, YouTube.

PS- I think big Jew-noses are SEXY!

[Notuberer]

A question, my fellow festivians , on whats day does FESTIVUS start and end

[TOB1AS]

fuck you notuberer, you suck so much ass :(

[Notuberer]

TOB1AS u sonavabitch , you clearly lack the spirit of FESTIVUS,

my airing of grievances to you: you been sucking too many balls!!!

[brugaro92]

oh ya today was festivus. i forgot about it.

happy festivus

happy chanukah

and merry christmas

[nofazio]

happy festivus

[ohno618]

wishing everyone a happy festivus

[gungagin]

Not one of you came over to warm up my car or shovel the snow on the sidewalk.

[SardaukarPrime]

I have donated to the Human Fund in all your names.

[ripsyd]

youve all disapointed me so greatly

not once did you wish me a good day and you forgot that i like the colour blue

[vpdnrd]

HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE!!!!!!

[JonAndCorey]

I just put up my pole :D

But it's supposed to be celebrated on the 8th? Shit I never knew that...

[MasterChiefSquare]

no. in tradition, festivus is celebrated on december 23rd. for some unknown reasons the owner of this video doesn't know when festivus is celebrated.