penn and teller bullshit Plastic Surgery 00

[futureLFCnumber9]

it's so sad to see a 20 year old getting botox. she must have no self esteem at all.

[cyber151]

539-545 *shudder* you look WAY OLDER NOW. Are you crazy? having your face puffed up and stretched with lips like a baboons ass doesnt make you look like your younger self!

[mickieo25]

Fuck! These bitches get their faces pumped with needles for lunch, but I bet they still complain about taking it in the ass.

[sigge951]

teller is 64

WTF

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

@jopi122 Good point. The fact is that botox doesn't make you look younger....It makes you look like you've had botox.

[jopi122]

im not sure if plastic surgery is beatiful if u can easily see that hey that girl has done alot of surgeries to look like that

[helljumpr5150]

We should probrably wait until nanotechnology is perfected to the point where we could achieve immortality, then we wont have to worry about all this shit.

[ctraver]

@helljumpr5150 That just brings in a whole boatload of other issues. Without natural dieoff, resource contention will get much more serious. We'll run out of food, fuel, shelter, land, very quickly. Wars wil break out. Unless it's flat out immunity to death, rather than immunity to aging, immortality would probably lead to our extinction as a species.

[helljumpr5150]

@ctraver Not if we can harness resources from space, and practice a little eugenics and worldwide one-child policies or sterilization.

[Daclunator]

Where can I buy bullshit underwear?

[freazeezy]

the only incurable disease that teller has is adorableness <3

im probably the only one who thinks that :3

[CharmsLithe]

I suppose the fact that I am young changes things, but I never understood why we find youth so attractive. I mean, I'm genuinely attracted to lots of older people. Although, they could have had work done that I'm not aware of. Still, I don't see what's so ugly about some loose skin or whatever.

[Andybaby]

3:15 first time PnT have made me lol :)

[MiniMackeroni]

@Andybaby You must be new around here.

[politicalmyincorrect]

Stop the needles!!!!!!!!!!!

[1451tyler]

Teller is 56? What the fuck he looks thirty five at most D:

[Waredwr]

Lets inject the most hazardous material known to man into our faces....yaaaay.

[Sh1tDisturber]

@Waredwr botox is not Radio active or even the most dangerous thing humans inject into the body.

debatably the most dangerous material to known to man would be yellow arsenic

[Waredwr]

@Sh1tDisturber It may not be radioactive, but botulism (from which botox is derived as you know) could wipe out the entire human race if 9 pounds of the stuff was distributed evenly, thus the potency for quantity of it. I'm not debating the the fact that yellow arsenic could kill alot of people, but I have never seen an equivalent quantity/damage ratio for it.

[Sh1tDisturber]

@Waredwr I'm going for toxic effects not acute toxicity I'd rather get lethal botox poising and have the chance of someone stumbling over my paralyzed ass in the next few hours before my lung muscles paralyze then ingest lethal amount of yellow arsenic or cyanide and die then and there XD

[Sh1tDisturber]

@Sh1tDisturber plus cosmetic botox is a subtype of Clostridium Botulinum blended and altered with other compounds not just the deadly toxin injected into the body

[lovemusic1007]

I want those bullshit underwear!

[Wonocva15]

I can say in all honesty that I've never found any woman who's had botox regularly, or really even just 2+ surgeries of it (which most do obviously), not even REMOTELY attractive. I like/love seeing REAL people, not fake shit. Thanks.

[lvsoad22]

5:43 OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT CREATURE

[nagasnharpes]

Plastic Surgery does help a lot of people who are burn victims or trauma victims. The Thing is if your body doesn't have a deformation then plastic surgery makes you look like you have plastic surgery.

[Grimno]

Getting shots in the arms are fine.. but getting a series of injections in the lips and so close to my eyes?! Nooooo thank you!

[toSTONEiGO]

"whats the name of the program that this will be aired on" haha

[orjanst1]

SHE'S 20 YEARS OLD!! NO! Bad doctor!

[mcmonkey001]

I think Penn and Teller would be proud if they knew that "Why I love uncircumcised penis" is a related video to EVERY Bullshit episode on YouTube.

[PappeH]

Women simply don't age well, no matter what you do.

[antdez1]

vanity, definitely my favorite sin

[QuarkMesons]

5:40 Either that's a circus clown or... that's a circus clown.

[RandomTask3000]

Equally distressing is they're starting to do this to us fellas.

[RandomTask3000]

How about preventing nerve damage instead of wrinkles?

[RandomTask3000]

WHAT? TELLER TALKED?

[chadlawson80]

sure is a stupid way to label the vids, watched half the 01 vid before i realized it was second

[musa2music]

people who do all this crap to their body are selling their souls to satan. why do you want to do that to your body. its not going to stop you from aging your going to continue to have wrinkles and everything that comes with age. i will never do this to myself i will look forward to my old age

[OortCloudView]

I'm looking forward to getting old. It'll better justify my bitching and complaining.

[NormacHC]

20 years old!

[0428733]

milf at 7:20

[38MJA]

Even if they are insecure rich people wasting money

[38MJA]

Ow, it really hurts to watch people get needles stuck into their faces for some reason.

[icarus212001]

I'd buy Bullshit Briefs.

[honeydewds]

STOP USING THE SAME NEEDLE OH MY GOD HHHHHHUUURRRRKKKKBLLLEEEUUUGH

[TheLemonGrenade]

I will know I'm on my way to being an accomplished bass player when I can play along to Penn and Teller

[redman8903]

jus gonna say, penn looks great for his age.

[LimeSnowCon3]

What is the name of the program that this is gonna be aired??

I fucking lost it XD XD

[MunkyDrag0n]

Botox has f**king -tox in it! As in TOXin and TOXic. It comes from a bacterium that can KILL you and you're paying thousands of dollars to inject it into your barely-noticeable wrinkles?

[seppukuification925]

@MunkyDrag0n

People pay thousands of dollars more to inhale toxic smoke in their lungs so they can later get botox from all the wrinkles the smoke causes....

[nurseysclone]

@seppukuification925 Why did you have to bring smoking into it? 

[DarkFlaze]

why did you number these episodes from 0 first?

[TheThomQ]

@DarkFlaze I was watching 01 as well..

[cyber952]

ajewdgjkldsgjskldsag hate needles HATE NEEDLES HATE NEEDLES HATE NEEDLES AKSLDJGAKLSDGSAJUDGSJGDKLG

[Colombiateenreborn]

there is no way thats enjoyable

[LemonPopsiclez]

Seeing all those botox injections made me cringe. >.<

[y3ll0ch0c0lat3]

If those women at the botox party want to look younger, put down all the soda and snacks and go outside and exercise. Simple

[AusMarkus]

@CountChoculaRocks What is it with that, eh? Guy gets sawed in half and we see all the gory details? Cool!

Women gets a near bloodless needle injection? *shudders*

[jerico641]

I basically want to start looking older as fast as possible so people will STOP EXPECTING ME TO WORK!!!!

[proprodigySD]

How do people get over their needle fear enough to do this shit? I used to donate blood plasma because they paid me to do it and there was an added benefit of helping my fellow man. With botox they're charging you to stab you repeatedly with a needle and inject a disease into your face!

[upplsuckimcool16]

WOW look at teller with a big ass dick!

[Emidretrauqe]

the needles... oh god... and it's not even vaccines in them?!? No thanks ;_;

[stickmanpictures01]

dammit, little Teller! you ain't supposed to talk!

[link4265]

7:16 NICE TITS

[haxor98]

that 20 year old isnt old, shes just fat

[UglyPratFace7]

Bloody hell!! Why do people get plastic surgery? it makes them look worse, and botox just makes them look like an ugly chatacture of themselves. Disgusting.

[JayDee284]

@UglyPratFace7 that happens when you do too much a little bit here and there that's ok it's when thy go over-bored that's when things go wrong

[nickylx]

When will people realise that having a fuckload of surgery doesn't make them look young - it makes them look like they've had a fuckload of surgery.

[massmurder7]

@nickylx surgery acctually makes you look older as the years go on

[DeathBlade182]

@nickylx Sir, that was both absolutely true AND funny.

Kudos to you.

[AceofShadow]

How long until nanobots are cosmetic treatments? They just eat the excess skin.

[theprophetzori]

I literally jumped when the woman at 5:40 came on screen. She looks scary, what the hell!

[DACLEAVA]

Is anyone confused as to why this video was given the number "00" even though it is the first of three, not the "zeroeth" of anything?

[ontariobuds]

5:40

Who wants to bet those are fake breasts?

[DeadEndScreamer]

@ontariobuds About as fake as her lips I'd say. Probably the rest of her too.

[SStrongIsNeverWrong]

I love getting older. . . wrinkles and scars are beautiful. Grow up people. . . literally.

[gulbirk]

04:34 self confidence, intelligence and a reality based mind set?

[SentinelConvergence]

I've got to say, I'm somewhat reticent to inject toxins into my face.

[mistereveready]

people pay to get stabbed in the face. Hmm, and all this time people in prison do it for free. these people are being robbed.

[cyanmanta]

It's common sense that if you put toxins from a strain of FATAL BACTERIA into your body, your immune system is going to respond by fighting back and immunizing you to future artificial infections. Botox is directly at odds with your own natural defense against disease and death. Start using botox when you're 20, and by the time you're 50, when you really want it to work, it probably won't.

[IoEstasCedonta]

...they shave their legs?

[TinyKitty24]

That stuff doesn't make you look younger. It makes you look scary. o_0

[acidbath32]

SPEND YOUR MONEY ON SPIRULINA, HEMP PROTEIN, MULTI VITAMINS, SUPER FOODS AND SHIT THAT *ACTUALLY* WILL KEEP YOU YOUNG, AND TREAD LIGHTLY

[arkie74]

im not afraid of needles,but a NEURO TOXIN?...........seirously?

[WhoLoveTheDaddy]

Dr. Rahimi, you prick, stop fucking up young girls' faces just so that you can cruise around in your fucking boat you bastard. Grow a pair of balls and tell the 20 year old that she does not really need any botox. Be truthful and convince her of that, instead of convincing her that she needs it and taking her money. Next thing you know, you will be botox'ing' 12 year olds...you prick! Fuck you!!

[theMetalNerd91]

What always puzzled me was these 40+ women shopping at the store are getting schooled on how anti-aging beauty products by someone who is half their age! I see it everytime im out shopping and they fall for it! Its hilarious, but at the same time really sad. Im 20, look like im at least 25, im not worried about aging, neither should women twice my age.

[ErnstKreubel]

When a woman smiles her attractiveness doubles immediately. Botox and surgery makes one smile like Frankenstein's monster.

[TheBatman1939]

I want to see normal people in clothing ads. If I'm buying clothes, I want to know how they'd look on someone that looks like me. Not someone that looks "perfect."

[rob3938]

@TheBatman1939 Its called marketing...

[rycka1983]

I just can't watch that botox injections. I start getting faint.

[syn010110]

@rycka1983 agree... I'm getting a little sick just watching it... especially when the blood wells out... and the big pockets of fluid appear...

ugh...

[Franciscavid]

man shaving legs, BULLSHIT

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

The thing about breast augmentation is that it's actually quite easy to tell real breasts from fake ones. Real ones hang down more, while fake ones are more rounded.

So if it's easy to tell if someone got breast augmentation, why do it? I guess some guys don't care if a woman's breasts are just sacs of saline.

Though there's a new technology using stem cells, which can regrow breasts for women who had mastectomies, which might be used for breast augmentation as well.

[rosedf1485]

HOW the hell are these guys getting board certified!!! "preventive botox"??? lol really?!

[rosedf1485]

Disgusting lol

[flexwheelR]

Yo, Armani, SIGN PENN & Teller right now to model r next years line of underwear.

[narmolania]

at this point of life (im 21, very young) I wish that when im old, I look like those old pictures of grandmothers FULL of wrinkels on theyr face. why? because when I compare those images to those old women with plastic surgery, I always have tought that the one with wrinkles is the one I would want to be my grandmother. Both of my grandmothers are very wrinkly, and I have never tought of them "ugly" or old, just as my grandmothers, who in my eyes have always been beautiful.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

science can make people young vary soon

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

i dont want to row old no one wants too fact 

[pandachan71]

good god! that girl's 20?! why the hell does she need to "prevent wrinkles" when she's only two decades old?!?!?! O_O

[upplsuckimcool16]

@pandachan71 I think the key word is PREVENT.

[upplsuckimcool16]

OMG that needle thing SUCKS... he should change the needle every time he injects it. Every time he does inject the needle it gets more dull

[jerico641]

@pandachan71

Hell, yes, I'm five decades old and I don't have that many yet

[papermermaid]

@pandachan71

I have been using creams to try to look younger since i was 20. I am 26 now, and I still do not have any wrinkles!

[KyuubiNoodleBear]

@papermermaid Every other 26 yr old has wrinkles?

[papermermaid]

@KyuubiNoodleBear

Many do, but not me!!!!!

[zhenio]

botox for cocks enables a continuous boner to eliminate the wrinkles of a flaccid penis .

[fourtywpm]

god I can't stand seeing all those women with cum pumped in their lips! It's bad enough I have to see that crap all the time here in Los Angeles. F'ing idealistic insecure bullshitters!