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  • Priceless !

  • Having flown with Ryanair and having been to Stansted, I can say this is fecking hilarious!

  • story of my bloomin life every time i need to go back to see the relatives, i'm so used to ryanair, aerlingus is considered first class in my family x]

  • Absolutely Brilliant!!

  • Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Love this!

    

  • great clip how funny. thanks

  • 224 people booked a flight for 50p

  • who else thought RyanAir

  • BRAVO! from Colorado.

  • LOL

    

  • And as we heard his announcement

    our hearts gave a terrible thump

    *THUMP*

    ...

    "If you haven't prepaid to use the steps, you'll have to feckin jump!"

    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • Brilliant!

  • Feckin Brilliant

  • great!!!!!

    

  • Is this why the airlines have to advertise the REAL price?

  • I am bend over still laughing .. I am not a fecking troll ... lol

  • God lay bless to his Irish People, nar was there a humour o'more droll; if you don' laugh at this wee ditty, you are fecking troll!

  • Brilliant

    

  • Brilliant

  • now i dont know if you tried locating stanstead on a map

    but checking in at 5am is a fecking load of crap

  • absolutely brilliant! everything in the video is true.

  • Just wait until the airlines figure out how to make women pee standing up to save even more room. Seriously. Someone did design a funnel-like contraption to do just this.

  • if u tried to find stanstead on a map

    its a fecking load of crap

  • @tom53507 Ha ha haaaaa!

  • Sorry (yeah sure, great style and lyrics) but how is this kind of singing called, or in more modern words, which keywords should i enter in the search bar to get more music in this style meaning melody, rythm and vocals (not content) (sorry just a young lad searching for music *G*)

  • Fecking genius, couldn't stop laughing

  • brilliant,cant stop laughing.

    tony sadar

  • brilliant ode to ryanair

  • awesome

    

  • fecking true ! ! !

  • Brilliant! I laughed til I fecked!

  • US Airlines are all a bunch of FECKERS too they charge for everything by the time you're done with all the additions it costs more than the fecking ticket!

  • I fecking loved it

  • Attention Dave Carroll: I think we've finally found an airline worse than United!

    (Do a youtube search for "United Breaks Guitars")

  • Luv it!

  • Feckin' fabulous!!!!!

  • travel and vacation deals, travel, save and earn!....resultsmlm*com

  • This definitely happened to me trying to go from Stansted to Biarritz on... you guessed it... Ryanair! I love this song!

  • feckin cracking!

  • The Ryanair Song

  • I love this "feckin" video, Absolutely brilliant! I laughed 'til I cried...

  • begorra Feckin Lovely stuff Thanks

  • OMG <3 any chance the one on the right is singel?

  • This cracked me up. We lived in Bamberg, Germany and we did many Ryan Air flights. The one thing they left out of their song was the nose dive landings where people on the plane were actually rubbing their Rosary and saying a prayer. Then after your ear drums exploded and the plane skid to a stop everyone clapped and Thanked God we were all alive.

  • 198 chaps work for O´Leary...

  • lol british humour at its best!

  • @bozo86 No you eejit (idiot), those are Irish folks and that's Irish humour! D:

  • @TheSpuditron

    Fascinating Aida are a well known British group.

  • @TheSpuditron thanks for the heads up!

  • @bozo86 No. They talk like that, really. My husband and I were in stitches one day when we met a drunk in Galway who wanted to talk about seeing the Chicago Bears on a train to London. "Feck, der I was on my feckin way to London and the feckin Bears got on the feckin' train. FECK it's the feckin' Bears so I feckin....."

  • "Joost too charmin; fer wahrds." Seriously...if this doesn't tickle 'yer' smiling face, 'yer' tickler is broke. How can you not love this? 

  • I sit in English class singing this with my friend Chloe. Sad verse is the fecking best!

  • feckin eejit LOL wtf imma use these words now xD

  • How can the truth be so funny?!!! Fecking fantastic Fascinating Aida!!!

  • We've seen them live at least 3 times and I've watched this at least twice as many times and it NEVER gets old - BRILLIANT. My only comment about this clip is to say "subtitles"???? Really??? It's not THAT difficult!!!

  • @quirk65

    I think that the uploader of this video teaches English as a second language and wanted to introduce their students to some colloquial words and phrases.

  • 192 people are Ryanair flight attendents :)

  • OMG, how can anyone dislike that, it is fecking hilarious.

  • Her face at 2:20.

  • We just had such a fecking flight from Boston to Chicago! Knees up to the chin, etc. and those old mother superiors giving orders up and down the fecking aisle!!!! and those fecking feckers in first class with their smug faces.....very funny, Fascinating Aida..

  • Brilliant

  • That was a trip!

  • love the Video !!!!!! how true is that, we have just booked with them & that's the Fecking truth.

  • Feck! That was brilliant, thank you!

  • Sorry tallmanirl, I misspelled your ID.

  • Hilarious. And to "tallmnanirl", as an Englishman - I don't see them as anything other than funny, it has nothing to do with pride in their Nationality. If Dave Allen was watching from up there, he would probably think it funny too (unless you are going to tell me he went to hell).

  • Had to be Ryan Air

  • So true but I'd to laugh!!! Hilarious!

  • Best giggle I´ve had so far this week.

  • Whatever about the message about cheap flights, the dancing etc, is a case of paddywhackery done by Irish people. Have these people no pride in themselves or their nationality?

  • @tallmanirl

    They aren't Irish. Fascinating Aida are a well known British group.

  • @hp5man Interesting! They have the Irish accent off to a tee then!

  • Hilarious and true! :)

  • Lol they have warts on their foreheads

  • @jsw2cold

    The things on their foreheads are microphones.

  • What the feck those feckin airports have feckin shitey food and is full of arses !!!!! JUST FECK YOU KNOW

  • This would have been great without all the fecking bad language. Especially from women!!! The only time that language isn't grossly offensive is when it is used in the heat of passion.

  • That's fecked up funny!

  • these people are hilarioussssssssss lol lmao

  • Why do people need subtitles? For Americans perhaps.....

  • @Rob1973Monkey

    I think that the person who added the subtitles to the original version of this video teaches English as a second language and wanted to introduce their students to some informal phrases.

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  • love how they feel the need to translate 'eejit' as if people don't know what it means :/ otherwise...Damn hilarious!!

  • hey! Now I know how "ochone" is pronounced. My complaint: how come these women can cuss up a storm, and not SOUND as though they're cussing? Unfair.

    In the US this could be Continental. I took a flight on Continental once, and they'd jammed in so many rows of seats that I literally could not hold a book in front of me to read.

    Great last line!

  • Never did say what they feckin paid lol!

  • What the feck!

  • AIR LINGUS SUCKS FECKIN ASSSSS!

  • Have you invited MichaelO'Leary to your show? If so you could sing the song and then put the spotlight on him

  • In the US this would be about Delta.

  • I totally agree it is a rip off They start at 50 Euros in the end you pay minimum 200 Euros plus you have to pay 100 Euros fron Stanstead to London

  • Hilarious! Summarizes all of the pitfalls associated with air travel, as well as our frustrations with the 'fecking' airlines.

  • Thanks for posting! I was entertained and learned some interesting Irish curses.  FECKING hilarious!

  • SUPER!!! :-)))

  • So funny

  • ha - that's great ! !

  • feckity feckity.. :D

  • Father Jack would be proud

  • Absolutely hilarious

  • NOW YOU KNOW WHY I DO NOT FLY!

  • How many people saw this and said "These feckers must have flown Ryanair"?

  • @Xatticus Haha! Exactly....

  • @Xatticus i did

  • So fecking hilarious

  • So funny. And so true.

  • I've alway's adored the Irish use of cuss words.  This is great.

  • thumbs up if you searched flights for 50p after watching this!

  • @duncaolog fecker

  • @duncaolog Eejit

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  • Now now EmiGoesRawrr who are you to question my parents marital status at the time of my conception? However they were married so I'm not a bastard, and I'm not dreary and I can't heed your direction to leave the Internet just because some parts aren't funny to me.

  • Sorry, that went to. Fordtw35.!

  • @strang6119 I have lived here all my life, so I know a bit about Saol Éireann, but clearly not as much an expert as you. Lot of rude words and insults in your comment there but YOUR opinion is as valid as the next person just as my sense of humour or abhorrence is. How ever I wonder how qualified are you to speak for everyone when you state "WE ALL" perhaps you should read this act irishstatutebook.ie/1989/en/ac­t/pub/0019/index.html before speaking on behalf of others.

  • Obviously, you know nothing about the Irish! Life doesn't have to be so fecking serious all the fecking fecking time you stupid anal retentive ass'. You fecking godshite! You need to quit taking yourself so seriously, honestly, we all think of you as a joke, you pathetic piss!

  • @strang6119 I have lived here all my life, so I know a bit about Saol Éireann, but clearly not as much an expert as you. Lot of rude words and insults in your comment there but YOUR opinion is as valid as the next person just as my sense of humour or abhorrence is. How ever I wonder how qualified are you to speak for everyone when you state "WE ALL" perhaps you should read this act "Prohibition of Incitement To Hatred Act, 1989" before speaking on behalf of others.

  • Ryanair is the worst thing to have came out of Ireland.

  • Where's your fecking sense of humor, FORDtw35?

  • This is painfully unfunny. It's aural assault, it pains me that it's masked and marauded as Irish music. This is as funny as a foot disease.

  • @FORDtw35 Clearly SOMEONE works for RyanAir...

  • @EmiGoesRawrr Im sure someone works for Ryanair, I think they employ quite a few people. I am however not in any way employed or connected with any Airline. Perhaps I should be sarcastic and say that's the best Irish Dancing I have seen since Eurovision Interval 1994. Or should I say such childish and incessant swearing hasn't been so funny to me since I first saw Police academy (cert 15) as a rebellious 5 year old. I just don't find this entertaining, I find it gombeen twee.

  • @FORDtw35 Well too bad, any Irish person (excluding you) understands what they're saying and are very experienced in the matter. It's a joke, and if you don't find it funny, then leave? Stop trying to act smart, go back to your rally cars you dreary bastard.

  • 'if you haven't prepaid to use the stairs you'll have to feckin jump' - HAHA this is brilliant.

  • what is the cheapest flight to dublin ireland from asia? ........

  • @brandyandcoke I'd say medicine is probably the best medicine

  • 165 people r eejits

  • No, 29rafguy, me thinkst thou art a prude. If it wasn't for the "swearing", it wouldn't have been that funny at all.

  • To 29rafguy: pull the fecking cork out of yer ars! The cussing is what is so fecking funny about it!

  • lol when the guy laughed aftr the woman said sad verse

  • Feckin' funny !

  • @harrison1702

    My feckin favorite word.

    Ye feckin arse wipe

  • Would have been funny except for the swearing - and I'm no prude.

  • @29rafguy Feck off! LOL

  • feck in hell

  • Class, and the fact that someone thought the need for subtitles made me laugh too.

  • brilliant

  • I laugh every time! Feckin well done!!!

  • I can only say one word about this.... HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • i got a flight for 50 cent except it actually turned out to cost 80 euro per person

    thunbs if you hate rynair

  • Im fecking glad to be IRISH!!!!!!!!

    English gobshites are no fecking craic!

    Americans feckers are too "cool" ( Constipated Overweighted Overated Loser! )

  • @fergifyme you feckin gobshite

  • strange how i got an advert with flights for £9

  • LOL no idea how i got here but i laughed pretty hard lol

  • so nice show veryyyyy

  • Now which airline could they possibly be thinking of?

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  • hilarious!!!!

    

  • 3:00 the best bit :D

  • Great video!

  • brilliant!

    

  • Bravo!

  • There's no such feckin' thing as a feckin' flight for 50p!

  • fab

  • god i love this song

  • This is fantastic, cheered me up

  • Hilarious Fecking Video! LMFAO!

  • Priceless!!!

    

  • Funny and different. :-)

  • Uhm... I see at least 157 people work for a low cost air company...

  • Absolutely brilliant

  • Best of the best:

    "And then picked up the charge for using Visa which was drastic

    Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with feckin' plastic"

  • I got this by email back in March 2011. I wish I had 50p for every time I've watched it just for a laugh.

  • I see no flaws in this video.

  • Great stuff. Feckin oath it is! From the old Aussie.

  • so funny! LOL

  • Her face when she says sad verse and the guy laughs

  • brilliant!

  • Have just seen the ladies at The Lowry in Salford! The applause started before Dillie had even finished the first line of Cheap Flights! They were great - my stomach still hurts from laughing so much

    :-)

  • this is hillarious. What is this show? some kind of comedy show?

  • @MultiSuperChuck

    They are a British female comedy singing trio called "Fascinating Aida". They've got a website and a facebook page if you want to find out more about them.