story of my bloomin life every time i need to go back to see the relatives, i'm so used to ryanair, aerlingus is considered first class in my family x]
Just wait until the airlines figure out how to make women pee standing up to save even more room. Seriously. Someone did design a funnel-like contraption to do just this.
Sorry (yeah sure, great style and lyrics) but how is this kind of singing called, or in more modern words, which keywords should i enter in the search bar to get more music in this style meaning melody, rythm and vocals (not content) (sorry just a young lad searching for music *G*)
US Airlines are all a bunch of FECKERS too they charge for everything by the time you're done with all the additions it costs more than the fecking ticket!
This cracked me up. We lived in Bamberg, Germany and we did many Ryan Air flights. The one thing they left out of their song was the nose dive landings where people on the plane were actually rubbing their Rosary and saying a prayer. Then after your ear drums exploded and the plane skid to a stop everyone clapped and Thanked God we were all alive.
@bozo86 No. They talk like that, really. My husband and I were in stitches one day when we met a drunk in Galway who wanted to talk about seeing the Chicago Bears on a train to London. "Feck, der I was on my feckin way to London and the feckin Bears got on the feckin' train. FECK it's the feckin' Bears so I feckin....."
We've seen them live at least 3 times and I've watched this at least twice as many times and it NEVER gets old - BRILLIANT. My only comment about this clip is to say "subtitles"???? Really??? It's not THAT difficult!!!
I think that the uploader of this video teaches English as a second language and wanted to introduce their students to some colloquial words and phrases.
We just had such a fecking flight from Boston to Chicago! Knees up to the chin, etc. and those old mother superiors giving orders up and down the fecking aisle!!!! and those fecking feckers in first class with their smug faces.....very funny, Fascinating Aida..
Hilarious. And to "tallmnanirl", as an Englishman - I don't see them as anything other than funny, it has nothing to do with pride in their Nationality. If Dave Allen was watching from up there, he would probably think it funny too (unless you are going to tell me he went to hell).
Whatever about the message about cheap flights, the dancing etc, is a case of paddywhackery done by Irish people. Have these people no pride in themselves or their nationality?
This would have been great without all the fecking bad language. Especially from women!!! The only time that language isn't grossly offensive is when it is used in the heat of passion.
I think that the person who added the subtitles to the original version of this video teaches English as a second language and wanted to introduce their students to some informal phrases.
hey! Now I know how "ochone" is pronounced. My complaint: how come these women can cuss up a storm, and not SOUND as though they're cussing? Unfair.
In the US this could be Continental. I took a flight on Continental once, and they'd jammed in so many rows of seats that I literally could not hold a book in front of me to read.
Now now EmiGoesRawrr who are you to question my parents marital status at the time of my conception? However they were married so I'm not a bastard, and I'm not dreary and I can't heed your direction to leave the Internet just because some parts aren't funny to me.
@strang6119 I have lived here all my life, so I know a bit about Saol Éireann, but clearly not as much an expert as you. Lot of rude words and insults in your comment there but YOUR opinion is as valid as the next person just as my sense of humour or abhorrence is. How ever I wonder how qualified are you to speak for everyone when you state "WE ALL" perhaps you should read this act irishstatutebook.ie/1989/en/act/pub/0019/index.html before speaking on behalf of others.
Obviously, you know nothing about the Irish! Life doesn't have to be so fecking serious all the fecking fecking time you stupid anal retentive ass'. You fecking godshite! You need to quit taking yourself so seriously, honestly, we all think of you as a joke, you pathetic piss!
@strang6119 I have lived here all my life, so I know a bit about Saol Éireann, but clearly not as much an expert as you. Lot of rude words and insults in your comment there but YOUR opinion is as valid as the next person just as my sense of humour or abhorrence is. How ever I wonder how qualified are you to speak for everyone when you state "WE ALL" perhaps you should read this act "Prohibition of Incitement To Hatred Act, 1989" before speaking on behalf of others.
@EmiGoesRawrr Im sure someone works for Ryanair, I think they employ quite a few people. I am however not in any way employed or connected with any Airline. Perhaps I should be sarcastic and say that's the best Irish Dancing I have seen since Eurovision Interval 1994. Or should I say such childish and incessant swearing hasn't been so funny to me since I first saw Police academy (cert 15) as a rebellious 5 year old. I just don't find this entertaining, I find it gombeen twee.
@FORDtw35 Well too bad, any Irish person (excluding you) understands what they're saying and are very experienced in the matter. It's a joke, and if you don't find it funny, then leave? Stop trying to act smart, go back to your rally cars you dreary bastard.
Whenyou are reading thid do not stop or else somthing bad will happen!(im sorry about this)this girl name summer she is 15 and has blond hair,many scars no ears.she is dead.if you dont copy this to more than five videos.she will appear one dark quiet and when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you,this is no joke
Have just seen the ladies at The Lowry in Salford! The applause started before Dillie had even finished the first line of Cheap Flights! They were great - my stomach still hurts from laughing so much
They are a British female comedy singing trio called "Fascinating Aida". They've got a website and a facebook page if you want to find out more about them.
Priceless !
tilsonart 1 hour ago
Having flown with Ryanair and having been to Stansted, I can say this is fecking hilarious!
jimjensen77 20 hours ago
story of my bloomin life every time i need to go back to see the relatives, i'm so used to ryanair, aerlingus is considered first class in my family x]
Msjonaylor1991 21 hours ago
Absolutely Brilliant!!
DeathlyHall0ws7 1 day ago
Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!
lippypetunia 1 day ago
Love this!
dustbunnieboo 1 day ago
great clip how funny. thanks
desmelbourne 2 days ago
224 people booked a flight for 50p
19Iggy96 2 days ago
who else thought RyanAir
LTShadrage 3 days ago
BRAVO! from Colorado.
gartwilliams16 3 days ago
LOL
katbercar 4 days ago
And as we heard his announcement
our hearts gave a terrible thump
*THUMP*
...
"If you haven't prepaid to use the steps, you'll have to feckin jump!"
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
pianoisloved 4 days ago
Brilliant!
saspo2 5 days ago
Feckin Brilliant
The262236491 6 days ago
great!!!!!
MrJreints 1 week ago
Is this why the airlines have to advertise the REAL price?
XxFirestar912xX 1 week ago
I am bend over still laughing .. I am not a fecking troll ... lol
MsMieze 1 week ago
God lay bless to his Irish People, nar was there a humour o'more droll; if you don' laugh at this wee ditty, you are fecking troll!
EOSCanada1 1 week ago
Brilliant
Kingdombucko 1 week ago
Brilliant
666hol 1 week ago
now i dont know if you tried locating stanstead on a map
but checking in at 5am is a fecking load of crap
tom53507 1 week ago
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What a load of rubbish,anyone who thinks this is funny needs to get out more.
holkeroco1 1 week ago
absolutely brilliant! everything in the video is true.
stephthestar90 1 week ago 2
Just wait until the airlines figure out how to make women pee standing up to save even more room. Seriously. Someone did design a funnel-like contraption to do just this.
audiesgirl 1 week ago
if u tried to find stanstead on a map
its a fecking load of crap
tom53507 1 week ago
@tom53507 Ha ha haaaaa!
MsMieze 1 week ago
Sorry (yeah sure, great style and lyrics) but how is this kind of singing called, or in more modern words, which keywords should i enter in the search bar to get more music in this style meaning melody, rythm and vocals (not content) (sorry just a young lad searching for music *G*)
TheGreyMartin 1 week ago
Fecking genius, couldn't stop laughing
jlvfr 1 week ago
brilliant,cant stop laughing.
tony sadar
tonysadar 1 week ago
brilliant ode to ryanair
myiznajar 2 weeks ago 5
awesome
TheMeeseBrosRule 2 weeks ago
fecking true ! ! !
skyekong 2 weeks ago
Brilliant! I laughed til I fecked!
mwtabs 2 weeks ago
US Airlines are all a bunch of FECKERS too they charge for everything by the time you're done with all the additions it costs more than the fecking ticket!
seanlau1 2 weeks ago
I fecking loved it
B00040866 2 weeks ago
Attention Dave Carroll: I think we've finally found an airline worse than United!
(Do a youtube search for "United Breaks Guitars")
BigChiefLtd1 2 weeks ago
Luv it!
robnelsonbayvillage 2 weeks ago
Feckin' fabulous!!!!!
colleentresnan 2 weeks ago
travel and vacation deals, travel, save and earn!....resultsmlm*com
MrSkibbz 2 weeks ago
This definitely happened to me trying to go from Stansted to Biarritz on... you guessed it... Ryanair! I love this song!
mochabean234 2 weeks ago
feckin cracking!
AdyValo 2 weeks ago 11
The Ryanair Song
TdafanficReal 2 weeks ago
I love this "feckin" video, Absolutely brilliant! I laughed 'til I cried...
SACCopE7 2 weeks ago
begorra Feckin Lovely stuff Thanks
poetryreincarnations 2 weeks ago
OMG <3 any chance the one on the right is singel?
dragom2009 3 weeks ago
This cracked me up. We lived in Bamberg, Germany and we did many Ryan Air flights. The one thing they left out of their song was the nose dive landings where people on the plane were actually rubbing their Rosary and saying a prayer. Then after your ear drums exploded and the plane skid to a stop everyone clapped and Thanked God we were all alive.
MsMaaryQuiteContrary 3 weeks ago
198 chaps work for O´Leary...
lordsinclair1975 3 weeks ago
lol british humour at its best!
bozo86 3 weeks ago
@bozo86 No you eejit (idiot), those are Irish folks and that's Irish humour! D:
TheSpuditron 3 weeks ago
@TheSpuditron
Fascinating Aida are a well known British group.
hp5man 3 weeks ago
@TheSpuditron thanks for the heads up!
bozo86 3 weeks ago
@bozo86 No. They talk like that, really. My husband and I were in stitches one day when we met a drunk in Galway who wanted to talk about seeing the Chicago Bears on a train to London. "Feck, der I was on my feckin way to London and the feckin Bears got on the feckin' train. FECK it's the feckin' Bears so I feckin....."
CUITKIN 2 weeks ago
"Joost too charmin; fer wahrds." Seriously...if this doesn't tickle 'yer' smiling face, 'yer' tickler is broke. How can you not love this?
russocomedy 3 weeks ago
I sit in English class singing this with my friend Chloe. Sad verse is the fecking best!
AbzScuitoNCIS13 3 weeks ago
feckin eejit LOL wtf imma use these words now xD
idontcare0953 3 weeks ago
How can the truth be so funny?!!! Fecking fantastic Fascinating Aida!!!
Fran23413 3 weeks ago
We've seen them live at least 3 times and I've watched this at least twice as many times and it NEVER gets old - BRILLIANT. My only comment about this clip is to say "subtitles"???? Really??? It's not THAT difficult!!!
quirk65 3 weeks ago
@quirk65
I think that the uploader of this video teaches English as a second language and wanted to introduce their students to some colloquial words and phrases.
hp5man 3 weeks ago
192 people are Ryanair flight attendents :)
Friendsrock2619 3 weeks ago
OMG, how can anyone dislike that, it is fecking hilarious.
TimPricePolo 4 weeks ago
Her face at 2:20.
cookiebook1 4 weeks ago
We just had such a fecking flight from Boston to Chicago! Knees up to the chin, etc. and those old mother superiors giving orders up and down the fecking aisle!!!! and those fecking feckers in first class with their smug faces.....very funny, Fascinating Aida..
ballygar1938 1 month ago
Brilliant
MrDavynessie 1 month ago
That was a trip!
Tanarus20 1 month ago
love the Video !!!!!! how true is that, we have just booked with them & that's the Fecking truth.
jantonyG 1 month ago
Feck! That was brilliant, thank you!
PCTECHJBAY 1 month ago
Sorry tallmanirl, I misspelled your ID.
crogodile 1 month ago
Hilarious. And to "tallmnanirl", as an Englishman - I don't see them as anything other than funny, it has nothing to do with pride in their Nationality. If Dave Allen was watching from up there, he would probably think it funny too (unless you are going to tell me he went to hell).
crogodile 1 month ago
Had to be Ryan Air
circuitcub 1 month ago
So true but I'd to laugh!!! Hilarious!
petritamallorca 1 month ago
Best giggle I´ve had so far this week.
vonfluffenstein 1 month ago
Whatever about the message about cheap flights, the dancing etc, is a case of paddywhackery done by Irish people. Have these people no pride in themselves or their nationality?
tallmanirl 1 month ago
@tallmanirl
They aren't Irish. Fascinating Aida are a well known British group.
hp5man 1 month ago
@hp5man Interesting! They have the Irish accent off to a tee then!
tallmanirl 1 month ago
Hilarious and true! :)
VesnaPlay 1 month ago
Lol they have warts on their foreheads
jsw2cold 1 month ago
@jsw2cold
The things on their foreheads are microphones.
hp5man 1 month ago
What the feck those feckin airports have feckin shitey food and is full of arses !!!!! JUST FECK YOU KNOW
jsw2cold 1 month ago
This would have been great without all the fecking bad language. Especially from women!!! The only time that language isn't grossly offensive is when it is used in the heat of passion.
baramie08 1 month ago
That's fecked up funny!
jimster23 1 month ago
these people are hilarioussssssssss lol lmao
themiester449 1 month ago 12
Why do people need subtitles? For Americans perhaps.....
Rob1973Monkey 1 month ago
@Rob1973Monkey
I think that the person who added the subtitles to the original version of this video teaches English as a second language and wanted to introduce their students to some informal phrases.
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jwilton777 1 month ago
love how they feel the need to translate 'eejit' as if people don't know what it means :/ otherwise...Damn hilarious!!
93catmando 1 month ago
hey! Now I know how "ochone" is pronounced. My complaint: how come these women can cuss up a storm, and not SOUND as though they're cussing? Unfair.
In the US this could be Continental. I took a flight on Continental once, and they'd jammed in so many rows of seats that I literally could not hold a book in front of me to read.
Great last line!
kathyroddy 1 month ago
Never did say what they feckin paid lol!
ladyb7190 1 month ago
What the feck!
vigibill 1 month ago
AIR LINGUS SUCKS FECKIN ASSSSS!
dapuma71 1 month ago
Have you invited MichaelO'Leary to your show? If so you could sing the song and then put the spotlight on him
philjoiner88 1 month ago
In the US this would be about Delta.
azskhan 1 month ago
I totally agree it is a rip off They start at 50 Euros in the end you pay minimum 200 Euros plus you have to pay 100 Euros fron Stanstead to London
annamariac16 1 month ago
Hilarious! Summarizes all of the pitfalls associated with air travel, as well as our frustrations with the 'fecking' airlines.
CheapBudgetTravel 1 month ago
Thanks for posting! I was entertained and learned some interesting Irish curses. FECKING hilarious!
NyteScrybe 1 month ago
SUPER!!! :-)))
sevcameron 1 month ago
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Dental40 1 month ago
So funny
TheSniperkid56 1 month ago
ha - that's great ! !
veger1 1 month ago
feckity feckity.. :D
weinford 1 month ago
Father Jack would be proud
dermottob 1 month ago
Absolutely hilarious
Flizdy 2 months ago
NOW YOU KNOW WHY I DO NOT FLY!
MrDannyCraft 2 months ago
How many people saw this and said "These feckers must have flown Ryanair"?
Xatticus 2 months ago 83
@Xatticus Haha! Exactly....
ksprenger1 2 months ago
@Xatticus i did
themiester449 1 month ago
So fecking hilarious
diggy5do 2 months ago
So funny. And so true.
maxfenable 2 months ago
I've alway's adored the Irish use of cuss words. This is great.
TheKatBlue 2 months ago 40
thumbs up if you searched flights for 50p after watching this!
TheArtypants 2 months ago
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Ugghhh! What dreary rubbish. The lyrics are passable but the performers pathetic.
duncaolog 2 months ago
@duncaolog fecker
TheArtypants 2 months ago
@duncaolog Eejit
RunescapeIaintee 2 months ago
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duncaolog 2 months ago
Now now EmiGoesRawrr who are you to question my parents marital status at the time of my conception? However they were married so I'm not a bastard, and I'm not dreary and I can't heed your direction to leave the Internet just because some parts aren't funny to me.
FORDtw35 2 months ago
Sorry, that went to. Fordtw35.!
strang6119 2 months ago
@strang6119 I have lived here all my life, so I know a bit about Saol Éireann, but clearly not as much an expert as you. Lot of rude words and insults in your comment there but YOUR opinion is as valid as the next person just as my sense of humour or abhorrence is. How ever I wonder how qualified are you to speak for everyone when you state "WE ALL" perhaps you should read this act irishstatutebook.ie/1989/en/act/pub/0019/index.html before speaking on behalf of others.
FORDtw35 2 months ago
Obviously, you know nothing about the Irish! Life doesn't have to be so fecking serious all the fecking fecking time you stupid anal retentive ass'. You fecking godshite! You need to quit taking yourself so seriously, honestly, we all think of you as a joke, you pathetic piss!
strang6119 2 months ago
@strang6119 I have lived here all my life, so I know a bit about Saol Éireann, but clearly not as much an expert as you. Lot of rude words and insults in your comment there but YOUR opinion is as valid as the next person just as my sense of humour or abhorrence is. How ever I wonder how qualified are you to speak for everyone when you state "WE ALL" perhaps you should read this act "Prohibition of Incitement To Hatred Act, 1989" before speaking on behalf of others.
FORDtw35 2 months ago
Ryanair is the worst thing to have came out of Ireland.
TheBadgerMagic 2 months ago
Where's your fecking sense of humor, FORDtw35?
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This is painfully unfunny. It's aural assault, it pains me that it's masked and marauded as Irish music. This is as funny as a foot disease.
FORDtw35 2 months ago
This is painfully unfunny. It's aural assault, it pains me that it's masked and marauded as Irish music. This is as funny as a foot disease.
FORDtw35 2 months ago
@FORDtw35 Clearly SOMEONE works for RyanAir...
EmiGoesRawrr 2 months ago
@EmiGoesRawrr Im sure someone works for Ryanair, I think they employ quite a few people. I am however not in any way employed or connected with any Airline. Perhaps I should be sarcastic and say that's the best Irish Dancing I have seen since Eurovision Interval 1994. Or should I say such childish and incessant swearing hasn't been so funny to me since I first saw Police academy (cert 15) as a rebellious 5 year old. I just don't find this entertaining, I find it gombeen twee.
FORDtw35 2 months ago
@FORDtw35 Well too bad, any Irish person (excluding you) understands what they're saying and are very experienced in the matter. It's a joke, and if you don't find it funny, then leave? Stop trying to act smart, go back to your rally cars you dreary bastard.
EmiGoesRawrr 2 months ago 3
'if you haven't prepaid to use the stairs you'll have to feckin jump' - HAHA this is brilliant.
jenchang3 2 months ago
what is the cheapest flight to dublin ireland from asia? ........
dangbabyfire 2 months ago
@brandyandcoke I'd say medicine is probably the best medicine
Skelt92 2 months ago
165 people r eejits
dogtigger93 2 months ago
No, 29rafguy, me thinkst thou art a prude. If it wasn't for the "swearing", it wouldn't have been that funny at all.
silentstormstudios 2 months ago
To 29rafguy: pull the fecking cork out of yer ars! The cussing is what is so fecking funny about it!
strang6119 2 months ago
lol when the guy laughed aftr the woman said sad verse
HarryB1705 2 months ago
Feckin' funny !
zub1964 2 months ago
@harrison1702
My feckin favorite word.
Ye feckin arse wipe
fergifyme 3 months ago
Would have been funny except for the swearing - and I'm no prude.
29rafguy 3 months ago
@29rafguy Feck off! LOL
delwratten 2 months ago
feck in hell
harrison1703 3 months ago
Class, and the fact that someone thought the need for subtitles made me laugh too.
connemaraman 3 months ago
brilliant
jsidiropoulou 3 months ago
I laugh every time! Feckin well done!!!
sahedlund 3 months ago
I can only say one word about this.... HILARIOUS!!!!!
superiorguy112 3 months ago
i got a flight for 50 cent except it actually turned out to cost 80 euro per person
thunbs if you hate rynair
MrBadcritic 3 months ago
Im fecking glad to be IRISH!!!!!!!!
English gobshites are no fecking craic!
Americans feckers are too "cool" ( Constipated Overweighted Overated Loser! )
fergifyme 3 months ago
@fergifyme you feckin gobshite
harrison1703 3 months ago
strange how i got an advert with flights for £9
lightningstrike581 3 months ago
LOL no idea how i got here but i laughed pretty hard lol
MinM66 3 months ago
so nice show veryyyyy
JaneMaroni 3 months ago
Now which airline could they possibly be thinking of?
phf8888 3 months ago
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phf8888 3 months ago
hilarious!!!!
filipinurse1 3 months ago
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Whenyou are reading thid do not stop or else somthing bad will happen!(im sorry about this)this girl name summer she is 15 and has blond hair,many scars no ears.she is dead.if you dont copy this to more than five videos.she will appear one dark quiet and when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you,this is no joke
10suckiteasy 3 months ago
3:00 the best bit :D
AdamK153 3 months ago
Great video!
MrReaner 3 months ago
brilliant!
hoyly2 3 months ago
Bravo!
starlinguk 3 months ago
There's no such feckin' thing as a feckin' flight for 50p!
lizkoalita 3 months ago
fab
bluesith12 3 months ago
god i love this song
MrBadcritic 3 months ago
This is fantastic, cheered me up
melchamberlain1978 3 months ago
Hilarious Fecking Video! LMFAO!
carliebee 3 months ago
Priceless!!!
clarebear61 3 months ago
Funny and different. :-)
markymark292 3 months ago
Uhm... I see at least 157 people work for a low cost air company...
Gassos63 3 months ago 45
Absolutely brilliant
alidee2011 3 months ago
Best of the best:
"And then picked up the charge for using Visa which was drastic
Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with feckin' plastic"
TheFitchies 3 months ago
I got this by email back in March 2011. I wish I had 50p for every time I've watched it just for a laugh.
TheFitchies 3 months ago
I see no flaws in this video.
ChasingOffTheDays 3 months ago
Great stuff. Feckin oath it is! From the old Aussie.
Kingmick58 3 months ago
so funny! LOL
LockieCS 3 months ago
Her face when she says sad verse and the guy laughs
cookiebook1 3 months ago in playlist Liked 14
brilliant!
IrishDancingBabe94 4 months ago
Have just seen the ladies at The Lowry in Salford! The applause started before Dillie had even finished the first line of Cheap Flights! They were great - my stomach still hurts from laughing so much
:-)
kazlou77 4 months ago
this is hillarious. What is this show? some kind of comedy show?
MultiSuperChuck 4 months ago
@MultiSuperChuck
They are a British female comedy singing trio called "Fascinating Aida". They've got a website and a facebook page if you want to find out more about them.
hp5man 4 months ago